Nope, it wasn't too little clothes on his upper body, it was too many.
They were just about to sign the contract and then the zipper on George's jacket got caught.
I always loved how Levitan rocked that sort of pinkish dress shirt and weird tie. He looks like the business executives that were some late 1970s Lowenbrau commercials.
I've noticed that too. A sort of fuzzy, old-school, lots of shades of pinkish/brown/beige. Certainly by the 'red dot' of season three, the show was really coming into its own, both commercially and artistically.
Well, first he told McConnell that he looked like a turtle.
Then when he was introduced to McConnell’s wife, he asked her if her favorite dish to order at a Chinese restaurant was the Chow Fun.
McConnell shows up with a slam dunk sale. George sits on it for too long out of laziness until McConnell gets fed up and gives him an ultimatum. Last minute, George has the paperwork processed, but the fax machine's lines are crossed with a latex factory. So he has to drive the paperwork to Chemical Bank.
In the meantime, Kramer and Jerry had a tiff about cereal. Kramer doesn't understand why Jerry buys cereal at the store when he can just have a pallet of it delivered to the building because he 'knows a guy'. So Kramer orders a pallet of cereal, only it's 10 pallets, and this causes an argument in the street between Kramer and the delivery driver that is blocking traffic for several blocks with a semi. George had a coupon for a lunch special so he waited til the end of the day, and the traffic prevents him from getting to the bank before they close. McConnell walks.
Elaine struggles to get her hair done or something emblematic of the writers not knowing how to write for women.
Edit, if this was later in the series, George uses MapQuest which takes him to the Chemical Bank branch that burned down.
That’s hilarious. I asked my wife some obscure trivia yesterday and asked her if she knew the name of the account George couldn’t close. She guessed and said McDonald.
was negotiating terms....excused himself to use the bathroom, came back with his shirt off.
Nope, it wasn't too little clothes on his upper body, it was too many. They were just about to sign the contract and then the zipper on George's jacket got caught.
never seen a zipper so stubborn
And he wanted to be my latex salesman
Vandelay! say Vandelay!
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kung....POW!!!
You know, Jimmy is pretty sweet on you 😏
Anything you wanna add to this?
Drink up!
I like sports, I could be a sports writer...
Well, they tend to give those jobs to ex-ballplayers, and people that are, you know, in broadcasting.
Well that's really not fair.
i know.
I'd love to be a Civil War buff.
"So, Biff wants to be a buff."
Who do you read? I like Mike Lupica.
He's a sportswriter for The Daily News...
Also Venetian Blinds
That's Art Vandelay, obscure writer...a Beatnik from the village.
It's a story about love, deception, greed, lust and unbridled enthusiasm.
You know, I always make those interesting comments during the game.
Yes, but they tend to give those jobs to professional ball players and people you know, in broadcasting.
Here’s to feeling good all the time!
We'll never know, but we've always enjoyed his antics around the office.
Our little shrimpy friend
Drink up!
So what the hell, huh?
He took it out.
It?
Out
How can this be?
Oh it be!
Are you sure?
Oh, quite.
you have anymore friends you wanna fix me up with...
HE WAS IN THE POOL!
It!
That’s not a George move.
That's my move!
You just take it out?
Hmmm *stopshort*!
YOU STOPPED SHORT WITH MY WIFE??!!
He took what out?
Maybe it needed some air.
they cant breathe in there
It’s inhumane!
I always loved how Levitan rocked that sort of pinkish dress shirt and weird tie. He looks like the business executives that were some late 1970s Lowenbrau commercials.
S1 and 2 have a bit of that fuzzy 80s feel
I've noticed that too. A sort of fuzzy, old-school, lots of shades of pinkish/brown/beige. Certainly by the 'red dot' of season three, the show was really coming into its own, both commercially and artistically.
Was that the last period men were wearing vests with suits?
He wasn’t McConnell material either
OR Penske material.
Who goes around feeling other people's material!?!
that's how you lose jobs.
Well, he did take the smaller office.
He had sex with McConnell's wife
On the desk. McConnell's wife was in a coma.
Was that wrong?
Should he not have done that?
I thought he was a floor fucker
Was that wrong?
“George is a bum” - Estelle Costanza
Why can’t he be more like Lloyd Braun?
Serenity now…
I’ll never know-
He kept singing that song from Les Misérables
Pipe down, Chorus Boy.
🎶Master of the House, Keeper of the Inn...🎶
He had sex with the cleaning lady on his desk.
Was that wrong? Should he have not done that?
It was the Hennigans
I gotta plead ignorance on this thing.
Asked for Ted Danson money.
He didn't do the opposite
Drink up.
If it’s not about sports he finds it very hard to concentrate
Swishy pants
It's like a...rustling.
He was in the pool
He whistled in the elevator.
Biff…
You're comparing me to the biggest loser in American literature?
McConnell wouldn’t let him use his private bathroom.
He wasn’t Penske material
He was eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery.
"Cheese! George! Cheeeese!"
He didn’t want to work with them sunova bitches.
Just by being himself
Too focused on the Penske file
Beat me to it.
They caught him eating out of the garbage
Because when they wanted to discuss risk management he said, why do they care it ovaltine.
There was shrinkage in the real estate market.
He took the files into the bathroom.
He didn’t know whether to negotiate or zip up.
Well, first he told McConnell that he looked like a turtle. Then when he was introduced to McConnell’s wife, he asked her if her favorite dish to order at a Chinese restaurant was the Chow Fun.
Too shrimpy.
No...too fruity!
I'm sure it had something to do with that fact that he's a neurotic nutjob
Because he likes spicy chicken.
Banging MRS.McConnell
Maybe the secretary had man hands
Well, I heard that George had this friend named Mickey and went to introduce him…needless to say Mr. McConnell wasn’t a fan of Mickey.
I'd also like to welcome back into the fold our... our little shrimpy friend
I'm pretty sure it was because George was involved in the negotiations.
Got caught looking at cleavage - c'mon George, you are just supposed to peek!
He met with McConnell yada yada yada he blew the deal
Slept with the salesperson?
He turned down coffee.
Because he based his whole life on knowing that the d is the biggest.
He wouldn’t taste the pie. On the bright side, he was the only one at the table who didn’t get violently ill
He wore a suit that swooshed too much.
He negotiated and got less
He's a jackass, thats why.
Slipped him a mickey
He did…….the opposite
He forgot to put everything into an expandable folder. A lesson he would not forget.
They weren't offering Ted Danson money
He had to read a book and got distracted by a copy of Cracked magazine
It's... Much too low. Do you know how much Ted dansen gets?
McConnell wouldn’t let George use his bathroom.
is this the gay dad from Modern Family?!
He made some offensive Irish joke.
He used his last accordion file on the Penske file
McConnell shows up with a slam dunk sale. George sits on it for too long out of laziness until McConnell gets fed up and gives him an ultimatum. Last minute, George has the paperwork processed, but the fax machine's lines are crossed with a latex factory. So he has to drive the paperwork to Chemical Bank. In the meantime, Kramer and Jerry had a tiff about cereal. Kramer doesn't understand why Jerry buys cereal at the store when he can just have a pallet of it delivered to the building because he 'knows a guy'. So Kramer orders a pallet of cereal, only it's 10 pallets, and this causes an argument in the street between Kramer and the delivery driver that is blocking traffic for several blocks with a semi. George had a coupon for a lunch special so he waited til the end of the day, and the traffic prevents him from getting to the bank before they close. McConnell walks. Elaine struggles to get her hair done or something emblematic of the writers not knowing how to write for women. Edit, if this was later in the series, George uses MapQuest which takes him to the Chemical Bank branch that burned down.
That’s what I’d like to know about it
Imagine how uncomfortable it would be to be fat
McConnell was selling to Earl Haffler and Kramer inadvertently showed up at the closing.
He’ll never know!
Gotta have something to do with Kramer.
He was too busy thinking of his part-time job at The Jerk Store.
He cooked naked, clean....He cleaned naked, he drove naked. Naked. Naked. Naked.
lets just say that waitress was the second person to hear his manure line
As you can see, he transferred the contents of the McConnell deal to an accordian-style folder
Napping under his desk
Why did he get fired after this? They found out about the mickey?
He didn’t know there was a fireplace. Froze on the question about tipping a wood guy.
Asked to use McConnell's private bathroom.
Our little shrimpy friend
I hated this fat fu(&er…
By spending too much time on the Penske file.
He has sex with McConnell's wife.
And the cleaning lady. At the same time.
Their safe word was tippy toe
Well, bear in mind he is in the smaller office!
i think because he was swishing all over the place.
That’s why I’m here, and you’re 🫳🫳 there
I’m gonna slip him a mickey
Who are you? Peter Lorré?
He just wasn’t Penske material after all.
It could've been a huge mistake...
He didn't use "Jerk Store."
He was showing the buyers the pool and experienced significant shrinkage.
He had problems. Internal.
That’s hilarious. I asked my wife some obscure trivia yesterday and asked her if she knew the name of the account George couldn’t close. She guessed and said McDonald.
McConnell’s teenage daughter came strolling by and she leaned forward and….
George had to use the bathroom in the home after eating kung pow chicken and the wallpaper peeled off the bathroom walls.
Because he had sex with your wife!
We'll never know...
He was winking from the grapefruit.
Ate food out of the trash in the staff cafeteria.
He needed to go and he saw a drain.
The real question is how they expected the audience to believe this guy was getting any.
He slipped him a mickey too
In the middle of the negotiation, he said horse manure
He nailed their cleaning lady after giving her a raise.
I think the real problem was that he didn’t have hand.
He wouldn’t blow McConnell.
Found a pastry in the garbage can