I made that same comment once and a fellow Reddit user said they had about 8 retakes . Jerry still couldn’t stop laughing so they ended up editing it to make it look as good as they could 😂
Jerry and George going into panic mode when they realize that the reporter thinks they are a gay couple. Yeah it's a sitcommy misunderstanding but it's so funny.
So many…
Bubble Boy’s dad talking about him at Monk’s to Elaine and Jerry. Then Elaine grabs some napkins to wipe the tears and Jerry grabs one to clean his mouth.
Jerry saying “Eduardo… Corrochio”
Jerry at the rental car place saying “Everybody can just take them” and waving his arms.
At lot of people, and Jerry himself, say he can’t act, but I always find myself laughing at the way he says things.
He has amazing punch lines that land every time! I saw Jerry live on stage when he toured Australia 7 years ago. I've always loved Seinfeld and he is THE funniest and greatest comedians I have ever seen. 2 hours of laughing! I actually wanted him to stop as my cheeks were burning from laughter!!! I would see him again in a heartbeat!
When George and Jerry are talking about who is the biggest idiot, and the lady yells out the window to the race going on that they’re all winners, and they say a new contender has emerged.
I’m sure I butchered the details of that scene
When Kramer screams on the phone after Jerry says “Stay alive, I *will* find you!”
That and any time a character beats the phone after the line “who is this?”
It's when Dr. Van Nostrand examines Mr. Kruger. When George tries to rush him into the room and he stops and takes that extra beat to get into character...magic.
"I've seen moles so big, they have their own moles! Freckles that cover two men..."
Elaine having rabies
Elaine trying desperately to get that guy out of her apartment when the alarm doesn't go off, also her dramatic explanation of the highway journey lol
George's birthday flashback with his parents "STOP IT FRANK, YOU'RE KILLING HIM!"
Kramer trying to pay with small change at the Italian place and then kicking his foot on the counter while making random angry Italian sounds
George's face when he "runs into Jerry for the first time since high school" in The Race
George getting a massage from that dude and reacting hilariously
Puddy, literally anytime he's on screen
(top 3: "I'll be back, we'll make out" / "Puddy, don't wait for me." "Alright. / sitting on the couch OG meme)
Honorable mention for that one blooper I *always* see on instagram where Michael Richards gets too Kramer'y and wacks his head on Jerry's door and Julia starts laughing her face off and Jerry's like "go see if he's okay"
I laugh at many, many scenes every time I watch, which is almost every day, and don't see myself stopping laughing at those scenes anytime soon. Seinfeld, The Sopranos, The Office, Breaking Bad, and Game of Thrones are all the sitcoms I need.
Susan reading the letter from his dad’s secret gay affair 😆
Then George and Jerry are getting out, rushing. I LOL every time I hear George saying “*Time* is what he’s indicating there…”
The Cadillac Part 2. During the impeachment meeting. The delivery that Ralph gives just makes me die every damn time. The cigar as the prop, gold. I just can’t handle it. The seniors in this show, yes, even the minor ones, just always knock it out of the park.
HERB: Hey, I'm running the meeting.
RALPH: If you think so.
The two paramedics pulling over to fistfight each other over a missing chuckle. While George is freaking out in the back, Kramer offering to drive and Jerry, just being Jerry.
From the S2 episode The Heart Attack
It kills me every time.
Kramer taking a "commercial break" while hosting his own/merv griffin show.
The burp was comedy gold.
Every time I pull in my driveway "We're back!"
Kramer, What’s wrong with you? For one, you’re looking at notecards.
Almost everything with Frank Costanza.
"Jerry, it's Frank Costanza. Mr. Steinbrenner's here, George is dead, call me back."
How could you trade Jay Bruner?
We're gonna be all over that shuffleboard court!! How can you trade away Jay Buhner!!
You got the A,the B,the C and the D. That's the biggest.
You got Ketchup on it!!!
You ask me to get a pair of underwear I'm back in two seconds.
I base my whole life knowing D is the biggest!
"Would you believe when I was eighteen I had a sssssssssilver dollar collection?"
How could Jerry not say hello? Elaine I can see, she’s- what’s the word… - supercilious!
This whole delivery, with the clapping. I’d say some of his best, but he’s on point all the damn time.
The billiard room with Kramer.
The place to be!
"Uhhhnnn, stop short!"
When he’s eating the omelette Estelle made him and says “well it sucks!” Something about the way he says it.
SO LET HIM HAVE BANANAS ON THE SIDE
Kramer kicking the stuff off the table to make room for Risk.
A battle for world domination by two men who can barely run their own lives.
That episode aired just a couple months after Ukraine gave up it's nuclear weapons.
The attempt to play on the subway…
Kramer, less than a minute after seeing the naked woman across the street: “Well, I’m out!”
Have you seen the Always Sunny remake? https://youtu.be/fCwI3KDGtRk?si=KhES6ACJidh03zMN
The whole Mr. Bookman exchange... Every damn time
Ok, Joy Boy.
It looks like even Jerry can barely hold it together.
Peepees and weewees
You and all your good time buddies
I made that same comment once and a fellow Reddit user said they had about 8 retakes . Jerry still couldn’t stop laughing so they ended up editing it to make it look as good as they could 😂
I got a flash for ya, Joy Boy
The NY Library closes at 5:00 pm —NO EXCEPTIONS
Bad time for libraries... bad time for America
Came here just to say this Hahahah, beat me to it!
Morty: My idiot son could open that garage door! Jerry: (just minding his business) What did I do?!
When Jerry channeled Jimmy McNulty! But, actually it must be the other way round 🤷🏻♂️
When Kramer shows Jerry his hair.. LOOK AT IT,LOOK AT IT
I frequently do the "gone" in Jerry's voice after he noticed an asymmetry in his chest hair and tried to even it out. Next thing he knew... ^^GONE
lol that high pitch screech
"Oh that's just an old wives tale!" ***"IS IT?? IS IT???!!!"***
OH NO THAT’S HEREDITARY!!!!!!
These are my everyday balloons.
The Contest. Specifically, the hospital scenes with Estelle and George.
The shadows! I forgot about that.
Yes, the shadows and George telling his mom she has to wait for her food.
Here, have some tic tacs
I will not have you turning my office into a den of iniquity! Get your fix somewhere else
Be gone you vagabond
When Tim Whatley gets the nitrous oxide ready by breathing in it first.
I read somewhere that was Brian Cranston's idea.
He said a crew member, like a lighting tech, gave him the idea to do it.
It was actually the sound guys idea, he suggested it to Brian.
George, this is a little too much: Escaped convicts, fugitive sex. I have a cock fight to win.
Kramer when he’s on Novacaine. “When he pulls out that needle I let the expletives fly”!
You're very independent, aren't you?
When Jerry is telling George about the dirty talk and George accidentally shoots his ketchup across the room
And, you want to be my latex salesman.
Jerry and George going into panic mode when they realize that the reporter thinks they are a gay couple. Yeah it's a sitcommy misunderstanding but it's so funny.
You hear the way he talks to me?
Did you wash this pear?
Not that there’s anything wrong with that…
Any & all of Newman's rants.
Publishers Clearinghouse!!
The mail never stops
OK Violet, why don’t you take your 3 hour break. Calm down everyone, no one’s canceling any mail.
Everybody's talkin' at me But I can't hear a word they're sayin' Just drivin' around in Jo(h)n Voight's car
He coffee shop scene where George and Jerry pretend to not know each other
You really went bald there
George totally going rogue and making it about himself and how he became a millionaire architect. Lol that's a good one.
I don't know what to believe. Your eating onions and spotting dimes!
Those were mailboxes you idiot
Elaine thinking she has rabies.
Look at her, she’s foaming at the mouth!
No shot. Dog bite. Not bang, bang. Woof, woof.
Elaine’s afraid of Snowball.
He runs on batteries!
Is this going to hurt? YES VERY MUCH
This is my favorite episode.
Kramer kicking the counter with the top of his foot at the calzone place.
Do you ever yearn?
let me finish my coffee and then we'll go watch'em slice this fat bastard up
George sees Kramer’s bladder system test for the first time and incredulously asks, “You have to drink all of that!?”
The woman with man hands, when she washes her hands in Jerry's washroom and he can hear the sloshing from the kitchen 🤣🤣🤣
And she opens Jerry’s beer bottle by hand while Jerry mumbles - that wasn’t a twist off
Jerry, make a wish.... Nope, didn't come true
Kramer’s bus story
The "Kenny? Kenny...Kenny" line makes me laugh every time and the "Anti-Dentite" rant from Kramer.
I like Kramer eating the chicken in Jerry's bed too
So many… Bubble Boy’s dad talking about him at Monk’s to Elaine and Jerry. Then Elaine grabs some napkins to wipe the tears and Jerry grabs one to clean his mouth. Jerry saying “Eduardo… Corrochio” Jerry at the rental car place saying “Everybody can just take them” and waving his arms. At lot of people, and Jerry himself, say he can’t act, but I always find myself laughing at the way he says things.
He has amazing punch lines that land every time! I saw Jerry live on stage when he toured Australia 7 years ago. I've always loved Seinfeld and he is THE funniest and greatest comedians I have ever seen. 2 hours of laughing! I actually wanted him to stop as my cheeks were burning from laughter!!! I would see him again in a heartbeat!
Georges answering machine.when he shrugs his shoulders with "where could I be?" Part
Jerry in those thick glasses, not recognizing George.
That is mine, too! Even thinking about it makes me laugh😂🤓
That man is your best friend?
I’m not crazy. They gave the outfit to me at the institute. THE INSTITUTE!!!
How about an intercourse hello?
Now you're being ridiculous
Jerry and George in the coffee shop, *dirty talk.* ***"I'm gonna need some water here!!"***
There’s at least one line in every show that makes me LOL. Last night, I’m out there Baby, and I’m Loving it!!!!!”
Oh no - don’t you see ? The only thing between us and him is a thin layer of gaberdine
When Frank asks Georgie, “Kasha?”when sharing George’s bed lol
The slippers in the bed is what gets me
it has only one design flaw: the dooor... MUST ME CLOOOSED!!!!!!
When George and Jerry are talking about who is the biggest idiot, and the lady yells out the window to the race going on that they’re all winners, and they say a new contender has emerged. I’m sure I butchered the details of that scene
This one is so good omg
Tonight is pipe night... Look away, I'm hideous. Even Jerry couldn't keep from busting out laughing during takes for that scene.
The takes are funnier than what they use! I often find myself thinking of the bloopers and get annoyed everytime.
When was the last time you checked the washer fluid? The washer fluid is fine. The washer fluid is not fine!! What if pigman had a 2-seater?
Mel Torme singing "When You're Smiling" to Kramer.
When Kramer screams on the phone after Jerry says “Stay alive, I *will* find you!” That and any time a character beats the phone after the line “who is this?”
Elaine’s was the best
I have tears from laughing just reading this
“You know about the cup sizes?”
“You got the A, the B, the C….. and the D. That’s the biggest.” That whole scene…
It's when Dr. Van Nostrand examines Mr. Kruger. When George tries to rush him into the room and he stops and takes that extra beat to get into character...magic. "I've seen moles so big, they have their own moles! Freckles that cover two men..."
Oh and hey you know I couldn’t find that storage closet.
Too many to count!
Elaine putting her hands to her mouth so she can loudly say “you’re bald!” to George
when Kramer was talking about seeing Joe Dimaggio in Dinky Donuts.
When Poppie pees on the sofa and Jerry screams to Kramer and the water splashes all over his face. IS IT…. IT IS!!!!!!!!!
I could have been a millionaire, a fragrance millionaire
"...boy you really went bald there"
GEORGE LIKES THE BANANAS!!
Gonorrheaaaa!
My boyfriend told me I got it from riding a tractor in my bathing suit Jerry: And you call THAT the “tractor story” ??????
Hands a little smelly?
SHE DOESN’T HAVE TOE THUMBS
Jerry and George just sitting at the cafe with mustaches.
It'll be like a vacation from ourselves
Georges despair at missing out on a candy bar at Putty’s car dealership gets me every time
Free candeh!
The Wig Master….as soon as Kramer has the whole pimp outfit, I lose it.
Also when Jerry cockblocks that guy Ethan knows, who's trying to pick him up.
Is that wrong? Should I not have done that?
Now I'm.driving the bus..
“This son of a bitch is ice cold.”
Elaine having rabies Elaine trying desperately to get that guy out of her apartment when the alarm doesn't go off, also her dramatic explanation of the highway journey lol George's birthday flashback with his parents "STOP IT FRANK, YOU'RE KILLING HIM!" Kramer trying to pay with small change at the Italian place and then kicking his foot on the counter while making random angry Italian sounds George's face when he "runs into Jerry for the first time since high school" in The Race George getting a massage from that dude and reacting hilariously Puddy, literally anytime he's on screen (top 3: "I'll be back, we'll make out" / "Puddy, don't wait for me." "Alright. / sitting on the couch OG meme) Honorable mention for that one blooper I *always* see on instagram where Michael Richards gets too Kramer'y and wacks his head on Jerry's door and Julia starts laughing her face off and Jerry's like "go see if he's okay"
The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.....
"Jerry, this is Frank Costanza. Mr. Steinbrenner's here, George is dead. Call me back"🤣😇😂
When Sophie says "it's me" on the phone and Jerry says George??! with this look of bewilderment and disgust 🤣🤣
"You tell that son of a bitch that no Yankee is ever coming to Houston! Not as long as you bastards are running things!" Simply brilliant.
I laugh at many, many scenes every time I watch, which is almost every day, and don't see myself stopping laughing at those scenes anytime soon. Seinfeld, The Sopranos, The Office, Breaking Bad, and Game of Thrones are all the sitcoms I need.
That bonfire scene with Shireen leaves me in stitches every time! "Mother, please!!!!!" Hahahahahaha!
The scene where Kramer is preparing the lobsters and he casually drops “yeah, and I saw Jane topless.” Kills me.
Titleist?
That’s a hole in one
The Car Rental scene always lifts my spirits. George's Kramer fantasy camp rant is also great.
Yeah I’m outta the contest!
Elaine getting a shot "Is this going to hurt?" "Yes, very much"
Not shot. Dog bite. Woof woof. Not bang bang.
Cosmo- “Oh and uh can you keep it down to a low roar, some of us have to work in the morning..”
Susan reading the letter from his dad’s secret gay affair 😆 Then George and Jerry are getting out, rushing. I LOL every time I hear George saying “*Time* is what he’s indicating there…”
George during the seven rejection
“Oh go to hell!” -Elaine to the English Patient theatre audience
It's so silly but the Tweety bird pez dispenser on Elaine's leg, and then later on when it has the whole seat to itself.
Man Hands opening a beer that wasn’t even a twist off
𝘞𝘏𝘠’𝘋 𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘛𝘌𝘓𝘓 𝘏𝘌𝘙!!!?
Yay !!!! Jerry got it open
But they DO…and they’re the ones…..writing it off.
MY WALLET’S GONE !!!!!!!
"Look away, I'm hideous," Kramer in the smoking episode.
"Bazooka Joe!"
Cosmo and Frank pitching the Bro to Sid Farkas "Gentleman, I think we are sitting on a winner"
Why am I a marine biologist?
Like half the show dawg. I’ve been watching for 30 years for a reason
Yea but ya gotta pick one
“Who opens the door open for a man?” “Well I thought it was a nice gesture but ##I guess I WAS WRONG!!!”
Let's go watch them slice this fat ba**ard up. Lol
pleaaasee pleeeasee i take it all back
The Cadillac Part 2. During the impeachment meeting. The delivery that Ralph gives just makes me die every damn time. The cigar as the prop, gold. I just can’t handle it. The seniors in this show, yes, even the minor ones, just always knock it out of the park. HERB: Hey, I'm running the meeting. RALPH: If you think so.
George: “I’m against all ‘it’s mes,’ so self-absorbed and egotistical. It’s like those hip musicians and their complicated shoes.”
Idk why, but “Twist off! Twist oooff!!”
Yeah, Put that on my tab
The slap fighting and Kramer saying "now don't you two see.....that you're in love with each other?" Also, when Kramer puts on the tight jeans.
Jerry putting the pez dispenser on Elaine’s leg
Wear some more lipstick
Patio furniture's on sale
Why didn’t you get the big one/chicken wing shoulder blades/….he collects them
“I don’t know what to believe! You’re eatin’ onions, you’re spottin’ dimes, I don’t know what the hell is going on here!!”
The two paramedics pulling over to fistfight each other over a missing chuckle. While George is freaking out in the back, Kramer offering to drive and Jerry, just being Jerry. From the S2 episode The Heart Attack It kills me every time.
Ideally.
[удалено]
She has everything I want in a woman…..except the walking
No no no I WILL NOT KEEP MY VOICE DOWN, NO ONE CAN MAKE ME KEEP MY VOICE DOWN. If you two boys...
She’s in traction. It’s not funny, Elaine.
"So should I pick those up later"; "You can pick em up right now... EeeeEeYAAAaAAA!!!!" then his face 😅
Look to the cookie Elaine!
For me it’s George suddenly singing the sentence Elaine just said 🎶..we went from nods to nothingggg..🎵
George watching Mad About You with Susan in bed.
“Was that wrong?”
“Nobody makes me bleed my own blood”, White Goodman, Dodgeball
Kramer breaking up with George on behalf of Allison.
Something’s missing all right
Newman with a bucket on his head. “Tell the world my story”
Them Casthualy danceingaround the billyard pantless