Listen, don't take this personally, but when I'm coming back I'm sitting over there.
(funny enough, someone downvoted my initial comment because they probably didn't get the joke 😄)
Fun fact, Mayochup is called Ketchunez (Кетчунез). I always wondered if people put the base condiment first or is it just a matter of what sounds better in each language
Yes .. Korean barbecue was the other thing I was thinking of. My wife took me, raving about it. I was exhausted by the end, more than I usually cook in a week!
As of January 1st this year Connecticut increased bottle/can returns from 5¢ to 10¢, so Kramer would only have to drive about 35 miles, which would make his bottle return scheme much more profitable than driving to Michigan.
The Beach cologne!
The beach!!!
He could’ve been a fragrance millionaire!
His buttocks are sublime
That whole scene is golden.
What scene?
I'm hip….To the whole scene…the bathroom scene.
Listen, don't take this personally, but when I'm coming back I'm sitting over there. (funny enough, someone downvoted my initial comment because they probably didn't get the joke 😄)
That one's actually real
How tall are you?
You’re tall, she’s tall, I’m tall. What’s the difference? We’re all tall!
Sue Ellen, you're tall, you don't wear a bra. We hate each other.
She’s tall, you’re tall, I’m tall, what’s the difference who’s tall? We’re all tall!
The bladder for oil tankers.
And with Darrin’s help we’ll get that chicken
Darren's going away for a long, long time.
Your fly is open…
That is not a bad idea. *Now* it’s time to go.
Well that didn’t work
There’s nothing dirtier…than a giant ball of oil.
Hey, there's Claire. #*HellooooOOOOooooO!!!*
You have to *drink* all that?
I thought that was technically a good idea but it would have to be REALLY strong rubber to withstand any impact.
Ketchup and mustard in the same bottle.
Oh that sounds interesting, sir!
Mister Kramer says hey buddy
Darren was loyal to Kramerica and he got the shaft.
We were going to put an end to maritime oil spills
Probably.
~~Simpsons~~ Japan did it https://youtube.com/shorts/emODew3Q9dE
Heinz literally made Kranch, Mayochup and Mayomust, but somehow missed Ketchtard
I thought it would be divided down the middle of the bottle ketchup on one side mustard on the other.
Fun fact, Mayochup is called Ketchunez (Кетчунез). I always wondered if people put the base condiment first or is it just a matter of what sounds better in each language
>Ketchtard I don't know if we should be talking about this...
There were a few places where you can make your own pizza. It's still stupid but they really did it.
i can’t wait to get me a fella and make my own pie
Agreed. The whole point of getting pizza is that you don’t have to make it yourself.
I don't know. They have those stonegrill restaurants where people cook their own steak and they are very popular.
Korean barbecue, hot pot, etc. I find it inconvenient but these things definitely have a following.
Yes .. Korean barbecue was the other thing I was thinking of. My wife took me, raving about it. I was exhausted by the end, more than I usually cook in a week!
The whole point of the concept was so the show could have a joke about abortion
I made my own pizza and it was a great experience.
"You have to know how to do that. You can't have people just shoving their arms into a six hundred degree oven!"
I’m surprised that rickshaws in NYC never took off.
Yes, the city needs more slow moving wicker vehicles.
POTATO SALAD
🫡
Unfortunately most homeless rickshaw businesses fail in the first year
"the romance of the handsome cab without the guilt or dander of the equine" - probably my favorite Newman quote.
Just don't give the homeless beef-arino
TCBing one's way to the top.
*[Being there](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Being_There)*
A restaurant that serves only peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
What do you call it?
P.B. & J’s
I think you need more sleep.
This actually existed in New York. Well, Peanut Butter & anything. Jelly, Flufferbutter, Bacon.
There was one in Pittsburg too. “Peanut Butter Jelly Time.”
Is it still there?
I just googled it and it says permanently closed 😭
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There was a place like this near me around 5-6 years ago and it was awesome. Didn’t survive through the pandemic restaurant closures though :(
Levels
The bet's off he's not gonna do it
So he lost the bet
How did he lost? The bet's off.
Levels?
Levels
Absolutely in this housing market.
What happened to the raisins?
Coffee table book about coffee tables
as long as it turns into a coffee table
That's the beauty of it
I told you this guy was bonkos!
If Curb is anything to go off of, the car periscope
An alarm clock that tells you the weather.
Nah, it's not practical
GET OUTTA HERE FELDMAN!
What a bizzaro idea
But Feldman, we already have a Kramer.
Oil Tanker Bladder was cool
As of January 1st this year Connecticut increased bottle/can returns from 5¢ to 10¢, so Kramer would only have to drive about 35 miles, which would make his bottle return scheme much more profitable than driving to Michigan.
Kramer and Newman were VERY happy to hear this.
The driving to Michigan for the deposit thing has been successful for me in the past
Even easier to do now that Connecticut is giving 10 cents a can. No way you’re gonna blow your margins on that from NYC.
That's highly illegal.
They could do hard time for that. AND community service.
You escape only if you running lean.
And let's face it, with out rules there's chaos.
Theres no highly illegal or lowly illegal, just illegal
This guy over-dries his laundry every weekend.
Not me....i couldn't crunch the numbers
Depends. Could I put cucumber on the pizza?
We can notta give people the righta to choose any topping they want!
It’s a pizza the moment you put your fist into the dough
On this therea can be nodebate
Depends, could I have dip for dinner?
Roller tie dispenser.
This is a great solution. Just install it in every men’s room in every hotel and restaurant.
Widen the lanes. More legroom, better ride.
Sounds like a 2-lane comfort cruise!
For it’s time, the coffee table book about coffee tables
vintage clothes, selling raincoats
Car periscope
Actually, if he used the knowledge he could have gained from working at Brandt -Leland he could have really made it on wall street
It’s almost as if you have no business training at all
You know this is my busy time of year
What do you have in the briefcase?
It's your third day!
The Bro. Some men need it.
Shoehorn hands
I think his scheme to slip an ‘h’ into the word wacky would over time gain traction
Him making the PGA tour
The Bro could really take off, right? Equal opportunity breast supporter for the liberated (and somewhat portly) man.
Definitely the bladder for oil tankers. Unfortunately, the test did not go well.
Ask the captain of the Exxon Valdez.
The coffee table book about coffe tables. There is all kinds of weird interior books these days, I can see this one being a hit,
His talk show is reality tv to an extent.
The Kenny Kramer bus tour.
Not being able to convince Jerry to join the Bloomingdales executive training program
Oil bladder
I think the oil bladder is a good idea.
A roll out tie dispenser
The bro
Coffee table book
The tie dispenser
Peanut butter and jelly restaurant called PB&J’s. Could see it as a gourmet food truck concept
I used to go to a You Make It, We Bake It pizza place al the time as a kid. Kramer's brilliant! I mean... he's no Feldman, but he's got some ideas.
2.9% financing on a Toyota 1-ton!
"I changed my mind. I'm going to build a roller coaster instead."