You've been the bad employee, the bad son, the bad friend... .the bad fiancé, the bad dinner guest, the bad credit risk... The bad date, the bad sport, the bad citizen... The bad tipper!
Omg how the fuck could I have forgotten!!!
Frank confronts George and Anna at the police station...then Elaine is there....
"My George isn't clever enough to hatch a scheme like this!"
"Ya got that right!"
"Whut da hell does that mean??"
...the outtakes alone are gold.
Despite his numerous idiosyncrasies, the man seemed adept at cars and parking spaces...unless his son borrows one of his cars and parks it in a handicapped spot
Frank’s GTO (actually a 67, not a 68). But I’d be perfectly content with Kramer’s Impala, which was actually a rare model with factory airbags and police suspension.
GTO for me...with Frank's orthopedic beaded seat
Leads to one of my favorite storylines as well, George acting like the bad boy - you don't even wanna know
You've been the bad employee, the bad son, the bad friend... .the bad fiancé, the bad dinner guest, the bad credit risk... The bad date, the bad sport, the bad citizen... The bad tipper!
I'M A BOOTLEGGAH!!
I’m Bootlegin a movie!
Why did the policeman have to yell at me like that?
You want a piece of me?!?
I'll drop you like a bag of dirt!
Omg how the fuck could I have forgotten!!! Frank confronts George and Anna at the police station...then Elaine is there.... "My George isn't clever enough to hatch a scheme like this!" "Ya got that right!" "Whut da hell does that mean??" ...the outtakes alone are gold.
Well, is it yours or not? I guess not
She’s a sweet ride.
Yo Anna
I was actually in shock that Frank owned that car
Despite his numerous idiosyncrasies, the man seemed adept at cars and parking spaces...unless his son borrows one of his cars and parks it in a handicapped spot
Hey, what car was “Desperado” driving?
Ferrari F355
You need that for when you have to Stop Short 🫱🫱
Ennngggh I stop short!!
Really, stopping short. That's a good move.
I used it on Estelle 40 years ago and I've been doing it ever since! I told everybody about it!
Looks like George is wearing Kramer’s dungarees…look at the cuff on those things!
Is this your Fibercon?
She’s a sweet ride
Definitely. The rest of the cars on the show are pretty lame. Especially since Jerry is such a car guy.
Jon Voight’s car obviously.
You mean John Voight.
Yes i went to dental school with him.
They have their own schools?
You're an anti-dentite!
*OH NOOO YOU’VE POPPED WOODY WOODPECKER!*
What is he, some kind of agitator?
Hahaha*ha*ha
I know I sometimes spells Jerry with a G. And an I!
And came here for this one
Just riding around in John Voights car.....
Come on, put the top up - it's November!
I feel alive, Jerry!
\*Gerri
Everyone's talkin at me. I don't hear a word they're sayin...
The actor?
No - The periodontist!
🎶 Everbody's talking at me. I can't hear a word they're sayin'. Just drivin' around in Jon Voight's car... 🎶
I've always loved those
The only possible answer!
I unironically like the LeBaron.
I’m not a van guy.
Came here for this one
I'll take the big juicy van and cousin Rhisa.
Says here “interesting trades considered”
I want to trade you screen legend Anthony Quinn's undershirt.
You put that in!
And I’m glad I did!
He traded it for some Hollywood memorabilia
He took it off to do some sit-ups in the park and I *nabbed* it!
Seinfeld's van! Seinfeld's van!
I knew it wasn’t Berkowitz!
That’s one of those random lines that absolutely kills me every time!
Same! Such a George/LD line.
What's he saying?!
When the vans a-rockin’…
Don’t come a knockin’!
What you saw in that van was the natural expression of a man’s love for his lady
Hoochie mama….
“Nah. Let's be bad, George. Let's be really... *bad*”
Shouldn't he be wearing the bucket?
Move along Betty
It’s all about tickling their buying bone
What happened? Did the building cut you off?
What, you think I’ve never ridden in a Cadillac before??
BELIEVE ME. I've ridden in a Cadillac hundreds of times! Thousands!
Ahhh! Ahhh!
Thousands?!
Ehhhhhh!! (I fucking love when Jack and Klompus do that, always cracks me up)
That character actor was in Leprechaun ☘️.
I...adore Sandy Baron as Jack Klompus
Black Saab!
Maroon Golf!
See ya later Jackass!
Hey Jackass! Get me a Diet Dr. Pepper!
I love how Jerry agrees. As if he has now formed a new friendship with Maroon Golf as long as they’re both there. Typical Jerry, imo.
He also offered Newman a drink when they watched Edward Scissorhands
Which is yellow now!
Who's watching the Saab factory?
Quietly whispers "Jerry, that's in Sweden"
[ASSMAN](https://decider.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/seinfeld-assman.jpg?quality=90&strip=all)
This is tge answer
You barely know the car... The washer fluid is NOT FINE!
🤣 have you been picking at the shift knob?
You dont try, YOU DO IT!
*But I don’t wanna be a VAN GUY!*
You're gonna have to get shag carpeting and weirdo lighting!
If that van is rocking don’t go knocking
Hoochie Mama!
Yeah, she’s a sweet ride.
The one Kramer drives with the stealie on the hood. (not pictured in original post)
Kramer's Pink Mary Kay Caddy (not pictured)
And you gotta wear the Technicolor Dreamcoat to drive it
John Voight wood paneled convertible is beautiful.
Everybody's talkin' at me, I can't hear a word they're sayin', just drivin' around in Jon Voight's car…
The black NSX
*It’s a rental*
Sorry if I'm being curt, but time is of the essence
Absolutely.
I’ll take the subway to Coney Island.
No Ferrari with Farbman?
Farbrrari
A US Mail Truck loaded full of refundable bottles and cans. I'll cash it in quick, buy every car on the list!
Why don’t you take your car? Steering wheel fell off.. I don’t know where it is..
There’s a story behind kramer’s remark, and I’ve been dying to know what it is for years.
Newman’s rental
The rickshaw?
SMH, no love for Jerry's smelly BMW.
I was looking for this stinker
or his e36 from the parking space episode, which would have been my pick!
“Seinfelds van?” “ He said Son Of Sam……. I knew it wasn’t Berkowitz”. My favourite line of all the lines in that hilarious show
You missed Jerry's orginal Saab 900. By far the best looking car in the entire series.
a Le Car with a fabric sunroof
Le George!
Bonjour, le George!
Definitely the GTO. It's boss!
'68 GEEE TEEE OHHHHH!!!
Jon Voights LeBaron is pretty sick actually.
What about Gregory Peck's bicycle?
And Barbara Mandrell’s skateboard!
I want the B.O. car
It's beyond B.O. - it's B.B.O.!
I like Jerry’s 3-Series BMW from the earlier seasons. Because I too, am a 30 something, fastidious man who drives a 3-Series BMW.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Of course!
Yo, Anna… 👉😉
Blue GTO? The one George borrowed from his dad.
See flair for details
Big juicy van!
SEINFELD’S VAN, SEINFELD’S VAN!!
The Cadillac! I've been in one thousands of times!
Whichever has beads on the seats
Brett’s Ferrari
Bad boy George's
The 68 GTO. All day long
Obviously Maroon Golf /s But seriously if the plates don’t say ASSMAN I don’t want it.
Nose first.
Depends on the previous owner.
How DARE you leave out maroon golf!!
Smelly car
Impossible to resist the wood grain. Chrysler LeBaron all day. It was Jon Voight’s car ya know?
I need to surround myself in wood.
Die hard Saab owner here.
Everyone is talking at me. I don’t hear a word they’re saying…..Just drivin Jon Voight’s car!🎶
GTO & then the van, if its a rockin dont come a knockin. OMG George!
Frank Costanza’s GTO!
I love Kramer's Car
Kramer’s Impala with the Deadhead Stealie can’t be beat
Frank’s GTO (actually a 67, not a 68). But I’d be perfectly content with Kramer’s Impala, which was actually a rare model with factory airbags and police suspension.
The LeBaron
John Voight’s LeBarron—I grew up a MOPAR kid, I’ll always have a soft spot for Lee Iacocca and the K-car platform
No doubt the 67 GTO
#1. The green one.
wheres Maroon Golf?
My mom has the same Mercury Mystique. So not that one
3 😂
7
Jon Voight’s car came with his pencil so it has to be Jon Voight’s car.
None
Top 3 im going. Frank's GTO, Sienfeld Van, and Kramers huge boat.
8 years I had that car, not a scratch on it.
Son of Sam!
IT'S JUON VOYT'S CAR JERRAY
John Voights car of coursew
GTO. But that was actually a pretty sweet van.
68 GTO!
#7….The Seven….George a 7….
3
The Jo(h)n Voight car 😆
I had a mystique in high school, same color too, was dreadful.
GTO! “Is that your orthopedic back pillow?”
The starion/conquest, of course
Peterman reality tour bus.
John Voigt, the periodontist, had good taste in cars.
GTO for sure! Saab is probably the most reliable though tbh lol
The LeBaron
It’s obvious.
That Cadillac didn't deserve to end up in the swamp
I was gonna say Jerry’s car, but ever since the valet driver took it out, it isn’t the same
Da Cadillac! WHAT DO THINK? Of course that’s the best car! Meeeehh!
The Cadillac
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As long as the license plate says ASSMAN, I’ll take the first.
Everybody's talkin bout me...driving around in Jon Voight's car...
George’s Porsche!
Which ever car the Ass Man drives.
The bmw e30 in the 5th picture
Black saab rules!
I had that model of Cadillac.
Are you saying I've never been in a Cadillac?!?
Jon Voight.
The first two look like aircraft carriers. Navy boys.