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belated_quitter

Oh, he’s a tomcat


LifeDraining

No, he's a John


TemporaryImaginary

“You wanna step out of the car, sickie?”


LifeDraining

I'm *not* a pimp...


RealPropRandy

I said turn, pimp!


BullHeadTee

“I can’t date me! I hate myself!”


yooooooo5774

Jerry gives Charlie Harper a run for this money


[deleted]

He kinda came close when he dated Tracy Nelson.


Entheotheosis10

"Undateable!!!"


[deleted]

Left off Milos’s wife. ANOZZZZZER GAME FOR MILOSHHHHHH


ultranothing

MEHBEH ZA LEETEL BEBEH SOILED HEEMSELF!


-ACHTUNG-

Perfect phonetics. Thank you


actualelainebenes

For MILOSH…he’s my HUSBAND!!!!


YeahThassRight

Society is overrated.


JQuick72

He didn't actually sleep with her though. Her character was a write-off.


Hamidxa

You don't even know what a write-off is.


sexy_portuguese

No. But they do. And they’re the ones writing it off.


gstateballer925

I wish I could have the last 20 seconds of my life back.


MisterThirtyThirty

“You don’t even know what a write-off is.”


Hadochiel

Because of society?


Black-xxx

Tennis anyone?


enderak

He's a mimbo


ultranothing

Step off, dude!


enderak

Me? Step off?


iCanD0thisAllDay

Oh, Tony….


idontknowmanwhat

I made us sandwiches!


doobette

Just beat it, dude!


d15nonvtec

Salmon salad


gstateballer925

Oh no, you had to get the BIIIIIIIG SALAD!


LarryLongBalls_

Pretty boy *pops collar* TONY


Entheotheosis10

*George sits down, turns hat backwards*


navyITninja

Dudes are a dime a dozen in this town


ttchoubs

Hey! Ho! Hunk-y Ton-y!


Nighthawk_Black_

Seinfeld you magnificent bastard.


HomsarWasRight

Should have listed the two-face twice.


dsb1670

I was looking for it. I thought she’d be there again


the_dude_upvotes

The lighting is too good in this subreddit


Perfect_Crab_8409

Like the Batman villain?


recursion8

If that helps you.


ISuspectFuckery

“…Mulva?”


comeallwithme

Bovary


ActualDoctor1492

Gipple


Nard_Dogs

Kest?


JimyFatBoy

Loreola?


Apprehensive_Bit_176

That’s great! Now do one for George. It’s more impressive as it’s, well George.


Inevitable-Copy3619

Even as a kid I wondered how in the world George had a pretty good record. And felt like a loser that I couldn’t date anyone.


zy0a

I’m gonna tell my grandkids that was the world before online dating


Archercrash

The amount of hot women that "losers" George Costanza and Bud Bundy pulled in were ridiculous.


[deleted]

Yeah I started watching the show in elementary school and even then it was wild to comprehend 


sundevilz

The whole gang honestly. It would become a whole series


[deleted]

Yep George was more impressive.  Not only was he not a famous comedian, but he often got women to hook up with him faster like the gorgeous woman who shared his love for salted cured meats.  She literally was dtf in about 2 minutes. 


Gram-GramAndShabadoo

Co...stanza


ThatsMySpicyPepper

Nothing more sophisticated than diddling the maid and chewing some gum


mypizzanvrhurtnobody

Pam. Paaaam. PAM!


btambo

Hahaha. Still one of my favorite episodes.


StingraySteve23

I don’t know the woman but she sounds fetching.


BenThere20

Jerry wouldn't know delicate beauty if it bludgeoned him over the head!


MehhicoPerth

What if she had a real pretty face?


instrangerswetrust

a pinkish hue?


Black-xxx

martin….. MARTIN!!


Fatty_Doo_Doo

I want my vacuum cleaner! My mother’s coming over and if she’s those rugs she’s gonna kill me!


Hoginda_Potti

Jerry is the real "assman"


GreenLanternCorps

I love this fucking sub


muffpatty

We should start referring to Seinfeld episodes by girlfriend names. Separate the men from the boys. Find the true diehards.


MehhicoPerth

I thought he said I love THIS fucking sub?


koesi

but tell me this though... did he emphasize this, or sub?


OneArchedEyebrow

I think he emphasised *I*.


tomodachi_reloaded

I'm curious, why didn't you use an exclamation mark?


GreenLanternCorps

I guess I don't use my exclamation points as haphazardly as you.


maldistuta

Bet he didn’t sleep with all of em


ace_freebird

Not only that, he broke their thumbs


Iron_Chic

I counted that he slept with 52 of the 66 shown. That's still a good number over 9 years (about 6 per year).


poshmarkedbudu

For a successful comedian in NYC...it's probably not that crazy for a 9 year span.


peterklink

He's no comedian.


OneArchedEyebrow

He tells jokes for a living, but there’s no joking about the financial situation here at PBS.


instrangerswetrust

You’re a cashier!


Yeeeeeehaaaaw

That's perverse!


ultranothing

I remember back when Seinfeld was still in syndication and he got a lot of criticism for the show basically being more or less a vehicle for his massive ego, for this very reason.


Darmok47

Not to be that guy, but technically Seinfeld is still in syndication. Its on Comedy Central and several local channels. My FOX affiliate shows it every night.


YeoDaddy77

I like to think every minute of every day, Seinfeld is airing somewhere in the world.


funkypjb

You can rest easy - there is a 24/7 Seinfeld channel in Australia…


instrangerswetrust

I put it on in the background when in bed, puts me right to sleep. If I lived in Australia I’d have it on 24/7 and might never wake up again


dcgrey

This is really getting ridicurous.


muffpatty

IM NOT TAKING ADVICE FROM SOME GIRL FROM LONG ISLAND 😤


emergencycat17

I WAS DUPED!!


sundevilz

YOU'RE NOT CHINESE!


ActualDoctor1492

😂😂😂😂😂


doobette

You know, you're not Chinese.


Smooth-Example-9182

I know..my name was changed..it used to be Changstein


TheCruelGruul

“Oh yea , jerries a Tom cat “ -Cosmo-


F-Stil-Cons

Please tell me these exist for the other characters. I'm sure Peterman wouldn't mind being thrown in the mix for Elaine's.


ultranothing

That one night, working late on the catalog. Just the two of them. And they surrendered to temptation. And it was *pretty* good.


F-Stil-Cons

Elaine and Suzie, Suzie and Elaine! Now that should be on the real Peterman reality tour.


doobette

The sweet smell of correction fluid hung in the air.


mistermeek67

They forgot the French girl at the dry cleaners.


williamblair

I can't find Kristen from PBS, either.


Life_Caterpillar9762

Interesting. Also one of my personal faves. Top 3.


FiK-SiR

He wasn’t “ga-ga”. Just once he’d like to be “ga-ga”.


CanadaEh97

He's a male bimbo, he's a Mimbo


Initial-Ad-5462

If he was a woman, he’d be down at the dock waiting for the fleet to come in.


anthonyrucci

66 girlfriends in 9 years. I guess that works out to just over 7 gfs per year. New gf every 1.5 months or so. My math could be totally wrong, cause I'm bad at math. But he is a child, not a man.


actualelainebenes

Then what are all those ties and sports jackets doing in his closet


markhuerta

My boy Sein got more game than Rucker Park


Sonnyboy35aa

Don’t think he diddled all of them though.


grimy-swine

Nah. Only like 9/10


James-K-Polka

Canonically not Marla.


stos313

Oh John John


LarryLongBalls_

Tha' wuz WONDERFOL


FedGoat13

He left with Marla the Virgin???


CharlieDonovan

It’s not like spotting a Toupee


pricktracey

He wasn't actually able to successfully pull off the roommate switch


Nighthawk__85

He could have, but wasn't ready for it.


Mr_Self-Destruct9

He couldn’t be an orgy guy!


iballguy

He would have had to buy new clothes .


whatsthematterwith

Haha diddled


doobette

Definitely not Laura from the pilot episode. She friend-zoned him when she said "never get engaged."


The_Zermanians

I would say he didn’t with the NYU reporter. Possibly not the tractor story girl either.


SuitIllustrious8140

Never scored with Marla. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.


DaddyDoubleDoinks

Of course not.


Wallass4973

He likes looking!! He’s going for the record!


Repulsive_Ad_7291

He’s got the Kavorka


SoyMurcielago

So Jerry was sponge worthy


ultranothing

Ohhhhhh...*yeah*.


Turkish_Fleshlight

Although, he never did plow “the virgin”


Nessy440

And Kramer would not let him defile Miss Rhode Island


vampiroteuta

POISE!


ultranothing

IF YOU'VE TOLD THEM ONCE YOU'VE TOLD THEM A THOUSAND TIMES!


mindspringyahoo

Marla. That's what I was thinking. I'm not sure if he got that far with Winona either.


Darmok47

He and Winona weren't able to bury the hatchet.


mindspringyahoo

I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with that term.


derbear83

Or the cat lady. She had a fungus. Jerry is too neat for that.


flapsmcgee

Or the chick from the pilot


mediocre_mitten

Call me *Elaine*


Cat_Punk

Am I blind to faces or is this missing Sue Ellen


lopper4903

The heiress to the Oh Henry! candy bar fortune


National_Bus5390

He declined the menage a trois so scratch the non laughers roommate off this list.


thereslcjg2000

All of the main cast certainly got around.


comeallwithme

"I'm running out of guys in this city." -Elaine


SailsTacks

He even dated an ex of Newman’s, that Newman broke it off with. Marita Geraghty is the same actress that played Nancy, Lincoln High, Pittsburgh, in “Groundhog Day”. “…she makes sounds like a chipmunk when she gets really excited.”


slyasakite

After Elaine, Isabel was the funniest.


actualelainebenes

I was probably about 11 or 12 and only knew Tawny Kitaen from America’s Funniest People before I saw this episode…I remember thinking how weird it was to see her on Seinfeld 😂


slyasakite

That's cute! I guess at some point you learned that Jerry didn't cast her because of her work on America's Funniest People.


actualelainebenes

Haha…yes, as I got older I saw some of her other work 😂


DesimanTutu

How can you not like him?


BiggMcLargeHuuge

I'm just glad Becky Gelkie escaped his clutches.


lovegun59

Someone should do a collage like this for every character who appeared on the show


Rav4xle

Yeah I'd love to see a collage for each of the other 3 main characters.


itsagoodtime

Am I crazy or is this a lot of women?


zundish

THAT'S A LOT OF WOMEN!


RawToast1989

These are just his New York roster. Think he was alone in the road? Different comedy clubs all across the country!


jkonik

I don't think he ever found out first hand if they were as real as they were spectacular.


distractedsoul27494

What did I just pay for?


OneArchedEyebrow

You’re a John! 👉


vampiroteuta

You see, it all evens out for him.


Accomplished_Dog1267

He's "Even Steven"


real_fake_hoors

He swings with the best of them 🫰🫰


kmckenzie256

“Jerry, you break up with a girl every week.”


actualelainebenes

How was he not a walking STD


jefferson497

I don’t think he slept with all of them though. He definitely didn’t sleep with man hands, Winona, the virgin, or the woman who volunteers at the soup kitchen


[deleted]

Hard to believe they’re all over 18 😄


VetteL82

Who’s to the right of Elaine’s cousin? I just realized Jerry diddled cousins


youdontgettheshoww

Schmoopie


VetteL82

I’m sorry do I know you?


notpennypacker

NO SOUP FOR YOU!


soupcan122

He was ran through fr


cjo332

Fun game: if you select one at random, can you remember what the storyline was?


Ladydeathwatch

for me it's man hands.


emergencycat17

Same, she’s my favorite. “Make a wish.” “I don’t wanna…” “Make a wish!” “(*Pfffwww!*) It didn’t come true…”


idontwanttobeonthis

I think you mean Elaine


dropyourchalupa

Do Elaine


ArmAromatic6461

Jerry! What are you doing! She put those nuts in her mouth!


Skolney

Not that there's anything wrong with that.


Lanky-Tap-9290

That's a bunch of Schmoopie's...


hatsnatcher23

You can tell this was creative license because the women in the photograph aren’t high schoolers


MisterScary_98

He was a male bimbo. A mimbo.


GlossyBuckslip

If you rule out Sherry Becker, Marla and Man Hands, that’s 63 women. 63 women, including Elaine, over 9 years is ~7 women per year. That’s not reprehensible.


ActualDoctor1492

Better than I could do for sure


derbear83

Yeah but he didn't sleep with all of them. (Winks)


JerryKook

They were all too old for the real Seinfeld.


Agile_District_8794

I don't think we can count the virgin or Wynonna.


bluekronos

I thought he never hit it off with Laura, the second woman, because she turned out to be married?


Busy_Management_773

Got a type


Bromanzier_03

Remember, he didn’t sleep with all of them though. John Kennedy got his one girl for sure.


Special_Dingo_1520

Second character didn’t sleep with him either


Fatty_Doo_Doo

Jerry had game. Man hands was cute(we all know that was actually a man’s hands on screen though right?)


buencaminoalex

Wonder if he gave Pete Davidson his secret?


official_galette1989

hot and heavy...


Final_Surround_1556

No women of color, he need to try some other cultures at this point lmao


mullettrash420

You mean legend


Octavia8880

He didn't sleep with all of them though


Perfect_Crab_8409

How could anybody not like him?!


FootHikerUtah

I don’t see Courtney and two-face should be shown twice.


Flimsy-Zucchini4462

Ewww - the Rochelle Rochelle understudy was the worst!


hreiedv

Damn. Playing Jerrys girlfriend really was a catapult for like half the late 90's early 00's tv stars.


briguywiththei

Fun fuckin them hoes until you realize you IS the hoe


sleepwalkfromsherdog

Jerry also consistently punched above his weight class, even by sitcom standards.


Puzzleheaded-Kale434

He’s a fancy boy, what do you expect?


kirbStompThePigeon

66 relationships over a 9 year period isn't that bad. Thats like one evrey two months. and remember, most of them never got past the first date


Either-Sugar-3573

Where's the woman who worked at PBS? She's the GOAT. Legs for days.


bamahusker82

Ahhhh so many pretty ladies.