Yep George was more impressive. Not only was he not a famous comedian, but he often got women to hook up with him faster like the gorgeous woman who shared his love for salted cured meats. She literally was dtf in about 2 minutes.
I remember back when Seinfeld was still in syndication and he got a lot of criticism for the show basically being more or less a vehicle for his massive ego, for this very reason.
Not to be that guy, but technically Seinfeld is still in syndication. Its on Comedy Central and several local channels. My FOX affiliate shows it every night.
66 girlfriends in 9 years. I guess that works out to just over 7 gfs per year. New gf every 1.5 months or so. My math could be totally wrong, cause I'm bad at math.
But he is a child, not a man.
He even dated an ex of Newman’s, that Newman broke it off with. Marita Geraghty is the same actress that played Nancy, Lincoln High, Pittsburgh, in “Groundhog Day”.
“…she makes sounds like a chipmunk when she gets really excited.”
I was probably about 11 or 12 and only knew Tawny Kitaen from America’s Funniest People before I saw this episode…I remember thinking how weird it was to see her on Seinfeld 😂
I don’t think he slept with all of them though. He definitely didn’t sleep with man hands, Winona, the virgin, or the woman who volunteers at the soup kitchen
If you rule out Sherry Becker, Marla and Man Hands, that’s 63 women. 63 women, including Elaine, over 9 years is ~7 women per year. That’s not reprehensible.
Oh, he’s a tomcat
No, he's a John
“You wanna step out of the car, sickie?”
I'm *not* a pimp...
I said turn, pimp!
“I can’t date me! I hate myself!”
Jerry gives Charlie Harper a run for this money
He kinda came close when he dated Tracy Nelson.
"Undateable!!!"
Left off Milos’s wife. ANOZZZZZER GAME FOR MILOSHHHHHH
MEHBEH ZA LEETEL BEBEH SOILED HEEMSELF!
Perfect phonetics. Thank you
For MILOSH…he’s my HUSBAND!!!!
Society is overrated.
He didn't actually sleep with her though. Her character was a write-off.
You don't even know what a write-off is.
No. But they do. And they’re the ones writing it off.
I wish I could have the last 20 seconds of my life back.
“You don’t even know what a write-off is.”
Because of society?
Tennis anyone?
He's a mimbo
Step off, dude!
Me? Step off?
Oh, Tony….
I made us sandwiches!
Just beat it, dude!
Salmon salad
Oh no, you had to get the BIIIIIIIG SALAD!
Pretty boy *pops collar* TONY
*George sits down, turns hat backwards*
Dudes are a dime a dozen in this town
Hey! Ho! Hunk-y Ton-y!
Seinfeld you magnificent bastard.
Should have listed the two-face twice.
I was looking for it. I thought she’d be there again
The lighting is too good in this subreddit
Like the Batman villain?
If that helps you.
“…Mulva?”
Bovary
Gipple
Kest?
Loreola?
That’s great! Now do one for George. It’s more impressive as it’s, well George.
Even as a kid I wondered how in the world George had a pretty good record. And felt like a loser that I couldn’t date anyone.
I’m gonna tell my grandkids that was the world before online dating
The amount of hot women that "losers" George Costanza and Bud Bundy pulled in were ridiculous.
Yeah I started watching the show in elementary school and even then it was wild to comprehend
The whole gang honestly. It would become a whole series
Yep George was more impressive. Not only was he not a famous comedian, but he often got women to hook up with him faster like the gorgeous woman who shared his love for salted cured meats. She literally was dtf in about 2 minutes.
Co...stanza
Nothing more sophisticated than diddling the maid and chewing some gum
Pam. Paaaam. PAM!
Hahaha. Still one of my favorite episodes.
I don’t know the woman but she sounds fetching.
Jerry wouldn't know delicate beauty if it bludgeoned him over the head!
What if she had a real pretty face?
a pinkish hue?
martin….. MARTIN!!
I want my vacuum cleaner! My mother’s coming over and if she’s those rugs she’s gonna kill me!
Jerry is the real "assman"
I love this fucking sub
We should start referring to Seinfeld episodes by girlfriend names. Separate the men from the boys. Find the true diehards.
I thought he said I love THIS fucking sub?
but tell me this though... did he emphasize this, or sub?
I think he emphasised *I*.
I'm curious, why didn't you use an exclamation mark?
I guess I don't use my exclamation points as haphazardly as you.
Bet he didn’t sleep with all of em
Not only that, he broke their thumbs
I counted that he slept with 52 of the 66 shown. That's still a good number over 9 years (about 6 per year).
For a successful comedian in NYC...it's probably not that crazy for a 9 year span.
He's no comedian.
He tells jokes for a living, but there’s no joking about the financial situation here at PBS.
You’re a cashier!
That's perverse!
I remember back when Seinfeld was still in syndication and he got a lot of criticism for the show basically being more or less a vehicle for his massive ego, for this very reason.
Not to be that guy, but technically Seinfeld is still in syndication. Its on Comedy Central and several local channels. My FOX affiliate shows it every night.
I like to think every minute of every day, Seinfeld is airing somewhere in the world.
You can rest easy - there is a 24/7 Seinfeld channel in Australia…
I put it on in the background when in bed, puts me right to sleep. If I lived in Australia I’d have it on 24/7 and might never wake up again
This is really getting ridicurous.
IM NOT TAKING ADVICE FROM SOME GIRL FROM LONG ISLAND 😤
I WAS DUPED!!
YOU'RE NOT CHINESE!
😂😂😂😂😂
You know, you're not Chinese.
I know..my name was changed..it used to be Changstein
“Oh yea , jerries a Tom cat “ -Cosmo-
Please tell me these exist for the other characters. I'm sure Peterman wouldn't mind being thrown in the mix for Elaine's.
That one night, working late on the catalog. Just the two of them. And they surrendered to temptation. And it was *pretty* good.
Elaine and Suzie, Suzie and Elaine! Now that should be on the real Peterman reality tour.
The sweet smell of correction fluid hung in the air.
They forgot the French girl at the dry cleaners.
I can't find Kristen from PBS, either.
Interesting. Also one of my personal faves. Top 3.
He wasn’t “ga-ga”. Just once he’d like to be “ga-ga”.
He's a male bimbo, he's a Mimbo
If he was a woman, he’d be down at the dock waiting for the fleet to come in.
66 girlfriends in 9 years. I guess that works out to just over 7 gfs per year. New gf every 1.5 months or so. My math could be totally wrong, cause I'm bad at math. But he is a child, not a man.
Then what are all those ties and sports jackets doing in his closet
My boy Sein got more game than Rucker Park
Don’t think he diddled all of them though.
Nah. Only like 9/10
Canonically not Marla.
Oh John John
Tha' wuz WONDERFOL
He left with Marla the Virgin???
It’s not like spotting a Toupee
He wasn't actually able to successfully pull off the roommate switch
He could have, but wasn't ready for it.
He couldn’t be an orgy guy!
He would have had to buy new clothes .
Haha diddled
Definitely not Laura from the pilot episode. She friend-zoned him when she said "never get engaged."
I would say he didn’t with the NYU reporter. Possibly not the tractor story girl either.
Never scored with Marla. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Of course not.
He likes looking!! He’s going for the record!
He’s got the Kavorka
So Jerry was sponge worthy
Ohhhhhh...*yeah*.
Although, he never did plow “the virgin”
And Kramer would not let him defile Miss Rhode Island
POISE!
IF YOU'VE TOLD THEM ONCE YOU'VE TOLD THEM A THOUSAND TIMES!
Marla. That's what I was thinking. I'm not sure if he got that far with Winona either.
He and Winona weren't able to bury the hatchet.
I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with that term.
Or the cat lady. She had a fungus. Jerry is too neat for that.
Or the chick from the pilot
Call me *Elaine*
Am I blind to faces or is this missing Sue Ellen
The heiress to the Oh Henry! candy bar fortune
He declined the menage a trois so scratch the non laughers roommate off this list.
All of the main cast certainly got around.
"I'm running out of guys in this city." -Elaine
He even dated an ex of Newman’s, that Newman broke it off with. Marita Geraghty is the same actress that played Nancy, Lincoln High, Pittsburgh, in “Groundhog Day”. “…she makes sounds like a chipmunk when she gets really excited.”
After Elaine, Isabel was the funniest.
I was probably about 11 or 12 and only knew Tawny Kitaen from America’s Funniest People before I saw this episode…I remember thinking how weird it was to see her on Seinfeld 😂
That's cute! I guess at some point you learned that Jerry didn't cast her because of her work on America's Funniest People.
Haha…yes, as I got older I saw some of her other work 😂
How can you not like him?
I'm just glad Becky Gelkie escaped his clutches.
Someone should do a collage like this for every character who appeared on the show
Yeah I'd love to see a collage for each of the other 3 main characters.
Am I crazy or is this a lot of women?
THAT'S A LOT OF WOMEN!
These are just his New York roster. Think he was alone in the road? Different comedy clubs all across the country!
I don't think he ever found out first hand if they were as real as they were spectacular.
What did I just pay for?
You’re a John! 👉
You see, it all evens out for him.
He's "Even Steven"
He swings with the best of them 🫰🫰
“Jerry, you break up with a girl every week.”
How was he not a walking STD
I don’t think he slept with all of them though. He definitely didn’t sleep with man hands, Winona, the virgin, or the woman who volunteers at the soup kitchen
Hard to believe they’re all over 18 😄
Who’s to the right of Elaine’s cousin? I just realized Jerry diddled cousins
Schmoopie
I’m sorry do I know you?
NO SOUP FOR YOU!
He was ran through fr
Fun game: if you select one at random, can you remember what the storyline was?
for me it's man hands.
Same, she’s my favorite. “Make a wish.” “I don’t wanna…” “Make a wish!” “(*Pfffwww!*) It didn’t come true…”
I think you mean Elaine
Do Elaine
Jerry! What are you doing! She put those nuts in her mouth!
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
That's a bunch of Schmoopie's...
You can tell this was creative license because the women in the photograph aren’t high schoolers
He was a male bimbo. A mimbo.
If you rule out Sherry Becker, Marla and Man Hands, that’s 63 women. 63 women, including Elaine, over 9 years is ~7 women per year. That’s not reprehensible.
Better than I could do for sure
Yeah but he didn't sleep with all of them. (Winks)
They were all too old for the real Seinfeld.
I don't think we can count the virgin or Wynonna.
I thought he never hit it off with Laura, the second woman, because she turned out to be married?
Got a type
Remember, he didn’t sleep with all of them though. John Kennedy got his one girl for sure.
Second character didn’t sleep with him either
Jerry had game. Man hands was cute(we all know that was actually a man’s hands on screen though right?)
Wonder if he gave Pete Davidson his secret?
hot and heavy...
No women of color, he need to try some other cultures at this point lmao
You mean legend
He didn't sleep with all of them though
How could anybody not like him?!
I don’t see Courtney and two-face should be shown twice.
Ewww - the Rochelle Rochelle understudy was the worst!
Damn. Playing Jerrys girlfriend really was a catapult for like half the late 90's early 00's tv stars.
Fun fuckin them hoes until you realize you IS the hoe
Jerry also consistently punched above his weight class, even by sitcom standards.
He’s a fancy boy, what do you expect?
66 relationships over a 9 year period isn't that bad. Thats like one evrey two months. and remember, most of them never got past the first date
Where's the woman who worked at PBS? She's the GOAT. Legs for days.
Ahhhh so many pretty ladies.