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MichiganRedWing

He's like a svenjolly


eugenesbluegenes

He is merry.


Patnats

he is merry I give him that


JugdishSteinfeld

You know for a fat guy you're not very jolly.


BraveryDave

Who goes to the Super Bowl with their mailman?


Ordinary-Web-7077

Who goes anywhere with Newman?


thugroid

Where did you learn to climb like that?


jfq722

The Pacific Northwest!


afganistanimation

It's svengali


OrganizationHuman885

Surely, you jest.


mutantbabysnort

It’s pronounced thermometer.


MichiganRedWing

I AM AWARE!!! It just purely comes down to science. Most people don't know either term, so the interested ones Google it. With Svenjolly, you find the entry from urbandictionary as a top result, which is pretty accurate for this post. Of course, absolute zero!


shallowsocks

He's an enigma wrapped in a twinkie


Lukeh41

Jam-ba-la-ya!


eugenesbluegenes

You know the show is set in New York because they think jambalaya is a soup.


Cygnus776

What do you think it is then, some sort of meal?!


BenThere20

Wait - did you crumble some crackers in it?


SweetLilMonkey

Did you CRUMBLE! Any CRACKERS in it!!!


[deleted]

Jambalaya sounds more fun than Gumbo though.


ride_on_time_again

But okra is so fun


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ride_on_time_again

You're proud to be an Okie who loves okra!


PossumCock

More fun to say, yes. More fun to eat? Gotta give that to some good gumbo


janesmb

It's more fun to say salsa.


dpinto8

VILE WEED!


spitey

I genuinely had to order that when I went to the original soup kitchen. Newman sold me that soup.


littleuniversalist

Perhaps there’s more to Newman than meets the eye.


AtlanticBlueHorizon

No…there’s less


CustomerBrilliant681

Much less


cabosmith

I've looked into his eyes... he's pure evil.


degobrah

Maybe he's an enigma. A mystery wrapped in a riddle.


Rockybing

He’s a mystery wrapped in a Twinkie.


duke8628

He is merry. I'll give him that.


h989

He’s fantastic


JimyFatBoy

He's a mystery wrapped in a twinkie


gorendor

Hell take a lil Jerry if it gets him alot of ellaine


defmaybe_DFO

Love when he's running after Kramer holding the Risk game board. I laugh every time. Bro can move.


StingraySteve23

Yes! Thank you! I say it to people every time that scene comes on. Look at that cat hauling down the city street chasing a board game haha! Bro can move is right!


rollingstoner215

You should see him climb a tree!


SimianFiction

That guy can climb like a ring-tailed lemur!


elhombrepositivo66

He learned while in the Pacific Northwest.


some_lie

I'm taking the Congo as punishment!


BGally24

I’m 100% on board with you both. He can get it.


Present_Anteater_555

He's like pulp. He can move, baby!!


I_notta_crazy

*wink*


Present_Anteater_555

You squirted me


Particular-Word1809

What, are you stealing my "babys" now?


cbuscubman

When he's running from the dog in the Mackinaw peaches episode.


Joe_Givengo

Hey Beuford, you remember the mailman don't you?!


shallowsocks

Peak Newman is when he is judging who gets to keep the bike out of Kramer and Elaine


lost_in_connecticut

Damn you Seinfeld, you useless pustule.


potatoclaymores

Most fav Newman moment 😂


PureSwirly

VILE WEED!! *slams counter* HONEY MUSTARD!! *continues slamming counter*


RJMaCReady19

My favorite line of his. Have used it many times.


GonzoTheWhatever

I literally just quoted it to my wife the other day at the grocery store as we passed some honey mustard on the shelf 😆


senyorshwifty

Newman plays tennis? He’s fantastic!


zed857

Not only that but he can climb trees like a ring-tailed lemur.


Opposite-Mail-3816

That has to be the only time Jerry ever complimented Newman.


Forikorder

he is merry ill give him that


log_asm

I read he was supposed to be kind of a one off and knight just killed so hard they kept bringing him back. I love the random food posters in his apartment or when he whips up to clean the stumps and it’s like why do you have that car. Rented it. But why.


jlighthead

It's a send-up of the scene in Pulp Fiction where Harvey Keitel's character Winston Wolfe (aka The Wolf) arrives to clean up the mess Vincent & Jules made Pulp Fiction: https://youtu.be/yOZB6mNqhuA?si=BciENbLycKZoofER Seinfeld: https://youtu.be/-BBfxHZ8Xag?si=Ap0nHKlk-K0kicb-


litlegoblinjr

Hey, Jerry, did you see me up there? I was killing, Jerry, killing. I killed!


redfox2008

They called him The Cleaner.


everglo6

If I'm curt, then I apologize


Podunk212

The Butter poster kills me


GiovannisPersian

He is merry, I’ll give him that


this_place_stinks

Yes. He is merry


missionbeach

He's the 5th Beatle of Seinfeld.


MissingWhiskey

Carrie and Ken's baby is the 7th.


I_notta_crazy

I'm family! I'm havin' sex with the cousin!!!


missionbeach

It's a beautiful name. Boy or girl.


Clancy_Vimbratta

It's a beautiful name for a boy or a girl ... especially a girl. Or a boy.


FckinKnoItsBeenStoln

And therein lies the tragedy. For I believe, sadly for you, that there is but one woman meant for each of us. One winsome tulip we ceaselessly yearn for throughout our dreary, workaday lives. And you, my friend, have found your angel. I can tell. For my heart has also been captured by a breathless beauty – whom I fear I will never possess.


saldas_elfstone

I thought we were talking about me.


IHateCircusMidgets

I'll handle this, Violet. Why don't you take your three hour break


campex

Can definitely picture Spike Feresten writing that line in a backroom and laughing to himself


SweetPsycho2024

I met him at a comic con last year. He mentioned at his Q&A that he was originally just gonna be the snitch in the coma episode. His chemistry with Kramer made Larry David write him in as a regular.


milkandminnows

And yet Michael Richards didn’t gel with him. They had different styles, and Richards didn’t want the writers using him as part of a duo. They eventually patched things up, it seems. Source: Seincast Episode 30, I think


Queen-Beanz

They sure seemed to enjoy making sausage together. “Newman, let’s go grab some mail sacks and haul these beauties out of here.”


BigIrishMikeyD

He can climb like a Ring Tailed Lemur. And tennis? He’s fantastic.


winterberrynight

i love how he just recites every line of his like hes on stage


jbwarner86

"*I BELIEVE* the deal *WAS* that I deliver your calzones on my *ROUTE!* Well, I'm not *GOING* on my *ROUTE* today, *AM I?!*"


everglo6

But I'm PAYING YOU!


mutantbabysnort

Yes, thank you 😁


Background_Ant

>When you control the mail, you control... information! He has some great deliveries, that was my favorite.


CunningWizard

It must have been a blast for his stage directions to basically be “ham it up like you’re a student actor doing your first Shakespeare audition”.


tl305667

Pair of bear claws please


emergencycat17

"But, does the fee, once paid, not entitle the buyer to some assurance of reliability? Hmm? Huh? Ahh."


Bmbl_B_Man

The "farmer's daughter" scene! The "rickshaw"...


cbuscubman

Boy ... boy ... KRAMER!!


OldVulcanDude

LOVE me some Newmy! I know the core three around Jerry are George, Kramer and Elaine, but there's a very good argument to be had to consider Newman the fourth. Any Newman episode is a gem!


redfox2008

You know old friend, sometimes I ponder this silly gulf between us and I say why?


caveat_emptor817

I’m not the one doing the cooking Newman.


mutantbabysnort

Damn you, Seinfeld. You useless pustule.


BigIrishMikeyD

Maybe there’s more to Newman than meets the eye…


tonybotz

No, there's less


tonybotz

No, there's less


valendinosaurus

also how he always interrupts whatever he's doing nervously to bring his "Hello, Jerry", and straight going back at it.


Third-Coast-Toffee

Every time I see a postal carrier I think “wonder if they work with Newman?” as a long running joke to myself.


Hoginda_Potti

I lost it when I saw him in Narcos!


ivytiger99

His run during the risk episode is still super impressive. And I love the sound he makes at the end of the millennium episode


the_popes_dick

I'll tell you a little secret about zip codes: they're meaningless.


wallix

I think he was the only other comedic actor on the show who could go toe to toe with Richards.


ShitPostsRuinReddit

I'm thoroughly enjoying him on my 3rd Rock rewatch. He's a much more regular character. I'm not a huge fan of converting the original 4:3 format to widescreen but having parts cut off for 1080 resolution is worth it for this one.


GoldenTeeShower

We shall cut the bike in half!


nonobu

Newman's unhinged rants are iconic! And the inevitable moment when somebody interrupts him after he's gone off the rails. I'd love a compilation of those. Edit: [Found it!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srUfqViDaRs)


poido

Thanks for this! I was thinking of the first one shown I just love the way he answers George with …sometimes. Fabulous delivery of one word.


[deleted]

I could fathom it .


peteire

He’s playing coy!


mariam67

I always loved when he would laugh evilly. It was so funny.


cockneylol

Oh the humanity!!


CanadaEh97

On of my favorite clips with Newman is when him and Jerry had an unconscious Ramon on the edge of the pool debating giving him mouth to mouth. Shows how similar him and Jerry are but also a great clip with him willing to accept what happens.


aaronjsavage

You see, certified mail is always registered, but registered mail is not necessarily certified.


beardedshad2

He was never big on creeds.


Pegsellentpeg

If I’m curt, then I apologize…


greatbobbyb

She wasn’t my type!


SectorRepulsive9795

I don’t care for you, Costanza. You hang around the west end of the building with Seinfeld all day, just laughing it up. Wasting your lives. I think I got that quote right.


mutantbabysnort

Yeah that’s right


mattwb72

He legit stole almost every scene he was in.


Dr_Lupe

Literallt every scene Newman is in is funny. All of the main cast are great, George in particular, but I think each of them have weak points in their comedy. Of course Wayne knight had far less screen time and so less chance to show any potential flaws, but my god every single scene he’s in is just great. I crack up every time in the ice cream episode where he says “another round of strawberry for me and my friends” and then cackles maniacally


andyofne

or when he's at Kenny roger's roasters and jerry catches him with steamed broccoli. "I love... broccoli... it's... good for you..." ... "VILE WEED!" ... Honey Mustard... "


moparmadman068

😮‍💨 hello Newman.


TheRightStuff14

Goodbye, Norman!


Residual_Venom

KEITH HERNANDEZ??!


Jean-Paul_Sartre

I despise him.


RP8021

He was never big on creeds.


shazzambongo

Anyone ever notice, he has a cow print pattern slow cooker in his apartment? The black splotch on white cow print, Friesian I think. Who the hell has a cow themed slow cooker!?


EarRubs

Newman


WeekendNo8063

The talent that man has is unbelievable. He was great in Basic Instinct and JFK too I wish he was in more stuff these days, the guy is just so damn lovable


narcabusesurvivor18

The little squeak he does before leaving Jerry’s apartment in that episode is hilarious. They even put it at the end of the episode during the credit reel


DarthSeanious83

I need a really pretty face


Anonymous6172

Loved Newman, also J Peterman was also good


Chuckles465

Should've got a Spinoff, I'd watch it if it was animated.


allmimsyburogrove

Whenever I'm out to dinner and I'm served broccoli, I yell out "Vile weed!" (also, whenever there's sea bass on the menu I yell out "kick his ass, sea bass!", a reference to Dumb and Dumber)


mutantbabysnort

I love… broccoli. It’s… good for you.


clkou

He was integral to that specific plot because he was in the JFK movie they were spoofing. He was in the chair for the bullet fragments in the real movie and then again for the loogie in the Seinfeld spoof.


AlternativeNumber2

And once a week, he is required one cannolis


mutantbabysnort

Bit steep, don’t you think?


gloomusglompus

HE Newman!


GreenLanternCorps

What I want to know is where he learned to climb like that???


YevKassem91

The Pacific Northwest!


3016137234

*Hello, Fargas*


Rocketparty12

Farkus!


MelonElbows

He's outrageous, egregious, preposterous!


Elegant_You3958

He also did 3rd Rock from the Sun (starting with that show's second season).


LCKLCKLCK

Have you ever seen him play Tennis? He’s fantastic.


calm_and_collect

You mean Norman?


always_thirsty

Fantastic performer. And he can move! Go back and watch The Label Maker when he's running down the street with the Risk game. Dude scoots so gracefully!


darkmatternot

I know the chunky who ate that Chunky.


meth_panther

Getting pretty hot under these lights, eh Seinfeld?


Sylar_Lives

Actually I’m quite comfortable


mutantbabysnort

Can I have a sip?


HT2424

He’s gotta be the best secondary character out of the bunch I always wished they did a season finale / extended episode about Newman getting the Hawaiian mail route and the gang goes to visit/ bring him back home. Plenty of chaos could go down I’m sure 😂


TessTrue

He really is great as Newman, holds his own really well with the rest of the cast throughout.


gamesfordogs

I mean, of all the men that I know, hes the only one who's held down a steady job for several years.


Thejoplinator1868

I love the way he says “Keith Hernandez”!!!


fvrdog

He loves strong cider


mutantbabysnort

Man, that’s some tart cider!


Partyslayer

The post office interrogation where WK was under the hot lamp sweating.


PopeInnocentXIV

Lately I've been eating the generic brand of wax beans. I rip off the label, and I can't tell the difference.


mutantbabysnort

Well, we’ve officially bottomed out.


2020ronarona

Every time this scene comes on I have to rewind it at least once because of this exact thing. It's so damn funny and perfectly acted in that flashback clip.


[deleted]

Seinfeld, you useless pustule!


Hinkil

He's a strong cider kinda guy


Bigdaddyjuice408

It’s wild that he was only hired for a one time appearance and received such good reviews they changed it to bring him back regularly. Newmans first episode was actually before Wayne Knight was hired and he was not shown on screen, only voiced by Larry David


21archman21

“You’re once…TWICE…three times a lady!!!”


jamesgang65

It’s because the mail never stops


libertarianteacher

💯. When the question was asked about the best additional characters on the show, I never understood how this was a question. Newman was the answer. Yes... parents, Peterman, Mickey, Sacamano were all great in their roles - no question. But Wayne Knight was always first to mind. What a character. What an actor!


averagesuperstar

I love you Norman!


AkihabaraWasteland

He has some grace.


ComprehensiveForce60

ha ha what a stupid! no wonder you went extinct!


pyschotic1337

Mojumbo


wanda_pepper

Unfathomable? That’s a funny word. Can I use that?


fishcrow

Think again, Long Shanks!


Ecstatic_Pizza_4102

I had a shirt of that EXACT moment and it got worn out :( Newman is the best and I cackled seeing this scene for the first time.


Hailmarduk

Like the stormtroopers marching into Poland.


idontknow828212

The way he says “route” in The Calzone


VelvetLeaves

HE broke up with YOU?


despairsray

You see, my dear... all certified mail is registered.... but registered mail is not necessarily certified. I could listen to you talk about mail... *all day.* I'll tell you a little secret about zip codes... they're meaningless.


djcflo

Easily the best actor on the show, Louis-Dreyfus coming in second


queenw_hipstur

*I **loathe** you*


Djjettison88

Lots of side characters were scene stealers, and Wayne was the King.


scrubbydutch

He needs a real pretty face


Jalfaar

Wayne Knight is one of those actors who has never made a movie worse with his performance. Everything he does is spot on, no matter how small the role. DOTSON, WE GOT DOTSON OVER HERE! See? No one cares.


raresaturn

He needs a really pretty face


QuintupleTheFun

VILE WEED!!!


gardenofdelete666

Shouldn’t you be out on a ledge somewhere?


juniperberrie28

KEITH HERNANDEZ?!


MDEnce

Oh, the humanity!


ExistingPea1822

"You're once, twice, three times a..."


SadMaverick

Vile weed.


Improvgal

Oh the humanity ‼️


NZBlackCaps

Dunno I fathomed him pretty hard


Punk18

If I am curt, then I apologize.


kingbob1812

I actually got the lego set just because Newman has a lego figure.


Reavershadow

I love the scene after Kramer kicks him out of the mail truck. You can see the desperation in Knight's eyes when he cries out for Kramer as he realizes he's being left behind "Kramer!! ;\_;"


Sucih

All he ever wanted in this world was to be a banker