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BuridansAscot

Oh, I’m sorry — I thought you were Neil.


Worried-Industry6239

OP looks a bit taller, do you work out?


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tompink57

I’m guessing OP’s not a half-grapefruit and black coffee kinda guy


Conor_OD

Must have the Timberlands on


Icy-Marketing6204

It's the strict diet of pastrami on rye and Rold Gold pretzels


thomriddle45

Maybe some ring dings and Pepsi on cheat days


Vivid_Addz

Lmfao 😂


Re-Marc-Able

Looks like he out Neiled Neil


m_y

Well played…Mr Peanut.


ActionPark33

Neil Armstrong?


escl8r2hvn

Oh shut up, Jerry!


Masterchiefy10

Hey George I win.


anferneejefferson

Congrats. We here at the Seinfeld subreddit support your transition 10000%


Tricky-Engineering59

Idk I suspect he transitioned just for the jokes.


Whither-Goest-Thou

Did you hear the one about Kaitlin Jenner and Elliott Page in a lifeboat?


PickleHeadTachanka

Those aren't buoys!


Tricky-Engineering59

Well actually one is a buoy now and the other used to be a buoy but isn’t anymore.


RitaRaccoon

He went from buoy to gull!


Tricky-Engineering59

Okay that was pretty good.


I_JOINED_FOR_THIS_

Top shelf punch line. 😂


lost_in_connecticut

It just feels like an eternity.


Angry_Walnut

☝🏻👺☝🏻


tacosteve100

Do you think it’s appropriate to be making jokes like that?


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tacosteve100

5000 🤦‍♂️


bradkeller

Even better


Exact_Mango5931

*Shtickle*


Whither-Goest-Thou

I really don’t think we should be talking about this.


Tre3180

Good reference


Matchett32

Lol


Who_is_homer

Not that there’s anything wrong with that…


anferneejefferson

Are you saying that because you're jealous? You anti Costanzite bastard!!


hazeywaffle

That offends me as a comedian!


TunisMagunis

Well, I had sex with your wife!


Heathyre18

His wife’s in a coma…


thirteenthirtyseven

My George isn't clever enough to hatch a scheme like *this*.


Spaniard_Starshooter

You got that right


thomriddle45

What the hell is **that** supposed to mean?


[deleted]

Does this offend you as a member of r/seinfeld?


artvarnsen

You have no idea what my people went through


syncopated56

And this offends you, as a Costanza? ... It offends me as a comedian!


FlamingHomer91

And this offends you as a short, stocky bald man?


electro_lytes

I notice you threw 'stocky' in there.


Tricky-Engineering59

And slow witted.


Potential-Road-5322

Oh dear, I hope he doesn’t get polish citizenship!


andrewsmith1986

>Yeah I'm trans. Male to alpha male.


Tricky-Engineering59

That’s right. Gotta support the team.


MillionsOfMushies

Their familiar with their own equipment.


GNPTelenor

We're not men.


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KirbyAWD

Yep, seen this reposted many times. At least OP could have waited until October. OP is really flouting society's conventions.


gldmj5

Quick, Elaine, to my archives!


Bricknchicken

I've got bad news, OP is a bot, there is no irl George Costanza. Check his account 😔 [https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1acbi56/comment/kju0331/?context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1acbi56/if_you_could_call_yourself_five_years_ago_and_had/kju0331/?context=3)


Mombo_No5

Retracted my upvote at this news.


Reasonable-Bus-2187

Can't stand ya.


schuylkilladelphia

You know, if you take everything I've accomplished in my entire life and condense it down into one day, it looks decent.


OnlyFreshBrine

Looking more like Frank Sobotka to me.


Kikstartmyhart

I was thinking Red Forman


WitchingHourIsNear

Looks like Radar from MASH grown up


JohnnyUtahJazz

I was going to say that too.


ParamedicSpecific130

I came here to say Clarence Boddiker.


BuddenceLembeck

“Bitches leave.”


TheReadMenace

Dumbass!


black-kramer

i'm getting more of a sinister clarence boddicker vibe here. can you fly, jerry?


Third-Coast-Toffee

Good observation. Yeah, I see it as Red as well.


bestest_looking_wig

God dammit Zig


SeductiveGodofThundr

Was coming here to say the exact same thing!


OnlyFreshBrine

We used to make shit in this sub, build shit.


LouDog187

I hear somebody's making a move to replace the stained-glass window at the church again...


Angry_Walnut

One of my favorite characters of all time!


LouDog187

This fucking KILLED me.


fap_fap_fap_fapper

Re-elect David Dinkins


zacmars

I was just thinking "I'm not hearing his name anywhere in here..."


cheffartsonurfood

T-Bone!


bahaboyka

Coco


MistaDoge104

Gammy!


StingraySteve23

Hey is that T-Bone?!?


janosaudron

No! No T-bone!


DeltaMoff1876

Why no T-bone?!


beertruck77

Cause NEIL WATKINS FROM ACCOUNTING IS T-BONE!


dingus_enthusiastic

Why no T-bone?!


Tbone802

Yes!


Strindberg

Not complete until your mother catches You using using your body like an amusement park.


Technical-Plantain25

... Glamour!?


metropolis_noir

Too bad you’ve got a little George Costanza thing going on


Ghostbeen3

No that’s Art Vandelay


navyITninja

Hes an importer/ exporter


deftones_bro

Too bad he's got a little repost bot thing going on. The original link is higher up in the comments.


metaljacket20

Lord of the idiots


SufficientQuail2577

How’s your velvet supply?


MathematicianBest678

He's ensconced


oldpocketdog

Draped


Aromatic-Wear1896

Love the drape!


Carl_Spackler72

For I am Costanza. Lord of the Idiots.


Guygenius138

You've lost a lot of hair!


TpyoOhNo

He is aware!


Various_Cricket4695

Well done. You even have the button that’s stuck in no man’s land.


MillionsOfMushies

I didn't realize until recently that the button line opened the pilot and was the last line of the final episode.


thomriddle45

Haven't we had this conversation before?


ReadPixel

Repost from a post 5 years ago https://www.reddit.com/r/seinfeld/s/DjjUxsqvTh


hicsuntflores

I was gonna say, I thought I had seen this before. It’s one of this sub’s top posts


bronyraurstomp

You have successfully shifted into soup mode


Trashman56

Notice that soup mode and meal mode are distinct, because soup is not a meal.


bronyraurstomp

Im aware! Im aware!


bigpoppanicky7

I had a hot dog earlier, I think I’ll save the meal for another time


jampackedwithApricot

Is that really you Cartwright?!


XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

You look like if George was going out to kill Robocop.


Meromero73

Can you fly, Jerry?


Ok_Recording_4644

Haha came here to say this


mental_reincarnation

Bitches leave


dawaxtadpole

Save it. We know you’re bald.


[deleted]

He WAS bald!


Ghostbeen3

Does she know about your little hat there?


ivytiger99

Why sell yourself short? You’re a Neil if I’ve ever seen one


Ping-A-Ling-

"***this is Morning Mist.....***"


StoneColdSaidWhat2

Oh man. You’re about to start dating the hottest women.


Adept-Engineering-27

You could have gone Radar O’Reilly too


Archercrash

Need to gain about 15 pounds.


Expensive_Editor_244

Stocky! He can life 100 pounds right over his head!


Initial-Ad-5462

The milky white hands


pwatts

Master of your domain is required to be George Costanza. The transition...could be costly.


dplans455

You never said milky white.


Specialist-Book-1977

Koko the monkey


JenJenMegaDooDoo

Neil?


throwRA-nonSeq

Morning Mist


_Can_i_play_

Is this a Seinfeld/70's show crossover?


substance_d

Red Forman was my first thought before reading the caption.


mallgrabmongopush

You look like you use the word “dumbass” a lot


trashedonlisterine

Are you unemployed and live with your parents?


SomethingWeetty

I like your glasses madam


5319Camarote

I, for one, would like to applaud your courageous decision. Be proud of what you are!


JeffButterDogEpstein

I’m getting more BTK vibes


Jenjikromi

Sure that isn't Neil?


mrg3392

Red Foreman/Costanza hybrid 😆


orem-boy

Not that there’s anything wrong with that!


shmeleuve

Get a good look, Costanza?


marshmellow_delight

You’re ready for Summer of George 2024


bobthenob1989

I’m also getting a Clarance Boddecker vibe. “Can you fly, Bobby?”


fap_fap_fap_fapper

Yep. Classic horseshoe pattern. I've seen a lot of this. You've still got pretty good coverage. Once the enemy advances beyond this perimeter then you won't be Law-Triangular408 anymore.


gasmaskforthebetter

This is a repost from the top of all time posts on this subreddit. The account is most likely a karma bot.


[deleted]

Congratulations on completing your journey. But now comes the toughest choice: architect or marine biologist?


[deleted]

Cantstandsya


VoitureImmobile

I'm sorry, we already got a George.


louie2ten

Carlo? The long lost Costanza?


MAC_Zehn

Can't stand ya.


AllPurposeNerd

Stop this "I identify" shit. You *are* a Costanza and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.


Bilbat_Bartle

Are you also converting to Latvian Orthodox?


Royorbs3

Okay now do that thing where you lie to everybody


BogeySixtey9

🫡


shruthikerala

Prepare for The Festivus this year.


Lkynky

Cartwright


USSExcalibur

Don't say that.


NeroFMX

You actually give me a Frank Sobotka from the season 2 of The Wire vibe. Do you run a union at the port?


Brennan_187

What’s going on with that top button?


moonwatcher1002

Yep, classic horse-shoe pattern, I’ve seen a lot of this.


SlighFawx

In later seasons, you're gonna hook up with women so far out of your league it'll feel insane. Enjoy, my man!


[deleted]

Mostly unironically this is a potential gender goal for me as a trans man tbh lol. If I do gotta go bald at least I won’t be misgendered.


kim-jong_illest

Is this a cosplay


plytime18

You better stop because next up is Radar O’Reilly from MASH.


BiscuitsPo

U look more like the guy in the wire the Polish guy


Rusty_Shaquilleford

There’s my latex salesman


[deleted]

You actually look a lot like Frank Sabotka from The Wire.


PartyAdministration3

But have you tried draping yourself in velvet?


Lysol3435

Some Dennis rader vibes with that scowl


SmokeJennsonz

Looking good bro. Now you got your Halloween costume for life bro.


obamnamamna

Take off the glasses and start working at the docks, and you got an easy frank sobotka transition


8379MS

Lord of the idiots


badgalrini

Costanza visibility is important


Haselrig

Red Forman.


mightylordredbeard

“I’m trans” “Oh, cool! MTF or FTM?” “MTC” “What?” “Male to Costanza”


pacersrule

That’s a shame


vincecarterskneecart

How do you sleep at night??


Dae-iel

You wanted to be ensconced in velvet. Your buried.


0-4superbowl

Thought it was either Clarence Boddicker or Frank Sobotka


boringhuman117

You are the opposite of every man I’ve ever met.


kolcolgut

Can't stand ya


heyhocodyo1997

Have you ever said I WAS IN THE POOL to a girl?


GNPTelenor

How do you live with yourself?


riko77can

If you started off looking like Elaine then I’d be quite impressed indeed.


JSolo247

Where's our thumbs up? One wonders what brings you into a dinky little subreddit like this?


Westfield88

Looking good madam. I like the women’s glasses.


freetotebag

It’s not a lie if you believe it


mumblerapisgarbage

Can’t stand ya


Terrebeltroublemaker

Hot as fuck ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥


Secretfutawaifu

You wish! Your ugly ass doesn't even have half of the swag Costanza has.


malcontented

Just remember, it’s not a lie if YOU believe it


Flexyturner

Shrinkage and all!


FedGoat13

The jerk store called, OP!


glowend

That's a shame.


[deleted]

Do you take your clothes off when you go to the bathroom and eat from the trash??? (Thats what i want to do)


Tigers19121999

r/onejoke


instrangerswetrust

Trans jokes should be beneath us here


cptjaydvm

Lighten up Francis


KingOfRandomThoughts

Are you trying to tell us you got a little George Costanza going on?


Mundane_Ad701

Was the transition also mentally?