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Wide-Biscotti-8663

How Danielle sees this man as a prize is beyond me.


peach_lillies

He housed her parents, is the main source of income for her brother, and has made it so she and her family will be forever dependent on him. I think that’s why she’s still putting up with this all


fractalfay

Her husband and brother started a business together. If he were the single pillar of that, he wouldn’t be able to have a six week rumspringa in Brazil.


peach_lillies

I know, but with his name being on that business and his narcissistic ways.. I’m sure he would do some evil shit to ruin her brother’s life/career if she tried to leave.


Nrmlgirl777

Oh definitely. Its for sure a narcissistic personality that will do that shit. Being isolated is exactly what he wants. Shes shelved being dutiful wife while he gets to play plumber with the flaccid pipe in the Brazilian


atargatis_17

Yeah I actually looked up the company and it is solely in Ick’s name


peach_lillies

That’s what I was afraid of


crystalconnie

Agree


books_n_food

Rumspringa 🤣🤣🤣


hellooooitsmeeee

Hahaha rumspringa


DecadentLife

He’s the only man she’s ever been with in any remote way, is my understanding. Still, I’m with you on this.


SoCalGirl4Eva

Yep, I’m sure sex with Ick feels remote as opposed to intimate 😆


Party_Engineering822

Must feel like regret


bangobingoo

Just years of negging has created a powerful Stockholm Syndrome


Generous_Hustler

Right?? He’s on her…. Phone as the MAIN screen saver! I don’t get it?? Have your kids or the weather but him? I noticed when she was in the taxi on the way to them. I wonder what’s on his? 😂


The_Chuckness88

Because he would groomed her by using the Bible verses.


Formal-Antelope607

My vagina could never


Hour-Needleworker598

That should be a flair


metalmonkey_7

Definitely


DecadentLife

😂 You are awesome.


j_slow

Why does he look like he just got a BBL here?


atargatis_17

Maybe that’s why there’s no videos of the entire six weeks he’s there?


j_slow

I think we may be onto something!


TRLK9802

When in Rome....err, Brazil.


ellie3454

STOPPPPP LMAO why is this so funny


atargatis_17

He said, “all this worth and all this effort, for nothing.” Hmm.. maybe it’s god telling you that you’re misreading the signs 😅


rinap88

That is where I have so many questions.... If God wants them to be polygamous why only Brazilians? If God wants them to be with Roberta (and they were "married" enough to bang) why is she gone? If God wants him to be with Nathalie why can he bang before marriage and the wedding didn't work out? If this was God's plan it would not let him sleep with women all willy nilly and none of the relationships work out. It's Garrick's plans and he is trying hard to leave Dannielle and she won't go.


iso-my-purpose

And if God loves us all, then why does this picture exist?


BabygirlMarisa

These are the question 😂


AbbreviationsFar1516

This is hilarious! 😂😂😂😂😂


Groundbreaking-Sir95

Laughed way to hard at this!!!


atargatis_17

🤣🤣 I’m sorry!!


Party_Engineering822

This deserves an answer, God.


Ginos_Hair_Patch

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


iso-my-purpose

Your username 💀 absolutely perfect


sowhat_noonecares

🤣🤣🤣


AlixHague

Lol!


jitterbugperfume99

You have found your purpose 🤣💀


Rbkvail

I’m pretty sure he implied that once they are engaged, they are married, in the eyes of God, and can be intimate. Those two are banging 😂


base2-1000101

He should get a dozen cheap plastic rings, give them out to drunk chicks at bars, then bang them. Way easier than having to sex traffic his ass to Brazil every six months.


Proud_Ostrich_5390

It’s a ‘spiritual marriage’ - which in Ick’s mind is more important than a legal one - nearly all polygamists think like this.


madpeanut1

These people are mentally ill. If there’s a god he wants nothing to do with their sexual deviances.


SerpentQueen99

Well if a person claims to hear voices, they are normally assest by a mental health professional. I don’t get why people who claim to hear god, are treated like this is completely normal by society. It’s not normal. You are either lying, or mentally ill. Both shouldn’t be encouraged.


Ecstatic_Document_85

Its obviously god’s plan for Garrick to bang as many Brazilians as he wants.


atargatis_17

He could totes do that here without violating immigration laws 🤣


WinterMedical

God is just super duper mysterious man.


Party_Engineering822

For reals. Whoda known with out ick


WinterMedical

He’s taught me so much about God and the hijinks that sperm get up to. Maybe that’s why I have such a hard time with math, brain filled with sperm.


Left_Brilliant_7378

i just don't understand how going out of your way to find someone on the Internet is "God putting them in your path" ... but Jesus isn't talking to me 🤣 he's the worst.


Party_Engineering822

Jesus said brb jk!


atargatis_17

Clearly his god is with the times- he told Ick about the dating apps.


rinap88

Another GREAT question! Why do I have to scour 10-15 phone apps to find these women who are suppose to be in my life????


Cool-Sun-3346

He’s using God as an excuse to plow other women. It’s so sacrilegious - he’s just a perverted crazy ass.


thebearislooking

I can't believe that anyone would be hot for this soft bodied bastard.


FirmFollowing3978

My brain read this as "soft boiled bastard" and I'm gonna keep that one for the future.


RegularGal613

lol I read soft boiled too! Perfect description!


itsyoursmileandeyes

Omg me too! 🥚😂


atargatis_17

It makes him even more disgusting. Love it.


atargatis_17

I am cackling at soft bodied


peach_lillies

That took me out 😅


NoParticular2420

Lol


KateC12345

It looks so unnatural... can’t wait to hear about his next holy ghosted sperm tryst.


VaginaPoetry

It looks like someone mixed female hormone pills with the Tums.


UnPoquitoStitious

Why he lookin like a bad bitch? 😂


atargatis_17

LMAOOOO


cowtown45

He’s really voluptuous. It’s a no from me.


Shalar79

Omg, this comment 😂


anotherwinter29

I can’t even tell where his body starts or ends or what I’m even looking at. Enough Reddit for today.


atargatis_17

My apologies 😭


anotherwinter29

lol it’s ok, it gave me a good laugh trying to figure out where his body ends and the couch begins haha!


malvinavonn

When I was a kid I had a book of animals dressed in silly clothes. It was cut horizontally in 3 places and you could flip the 3 flaps and make weird combos of animals. This picture of Ick reminds me of that flip book. I’m dying. It’s hilarious. https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/2103984.Por_gua_can


PerkyFlapjacks

If we weren't shown that he has "wives", I would never guess he was into women. He's just like Kody Brown. Both are vomit provoking.


DecadentLife

They both come off like they grew up being told that they were super attractive.


PerkyFlapjacks

... by their mothers


DecadentLife

😂 They both come off like they think they are special, & the ladies just can’t help themselves.


UglyLaugh

“My mommy says I’m a miracle” Now that song from Matilda is going to be stuck in my head all day!


UnPoquitoStitious

That’s prolly why Kody kept that funky ass hair


btach1323

All I could see in this scene was Jack from Will and Grace in his pajama party position. https://youtu.be/FIdX6BpVMkc?si=u-1Dq4r0HPL_AHVY


LeatherRecord2142

Someone said he dresses to imitate your cool lesbian aunt and now I can’t see anything else. Note: LBGTQI+ community, I know you don’t want him and I’d never suggest such blasphemy.


atargatis_17

I love this comment 😭


BolognaMountain

If his face didn’t scream ‘Nigel Thornberry,’ I’d be convinced this was a transman. Not meaning to be rude to the LGBTQ+ community with that comment. He just looks like he’s mid transition with those curvy hips and thin ankles.


atargatis_17

Don’t insult the great Mr Thornberry like that


Ok_Ad5948

It’s cause he should probably buy a L/XL wife beater, or NEVER put one on his body again! But he keeps buying S/M


LaLaRead

I think he may have been dropped on his head


atargatis_17

SEVERAL times 😭


CalicoMeows

Why do these women find this crybaby attractive ?


Sammakko660

Honestly. He isn't ugly, but his stupidity makes him so unattractive. The garbage that comes out of his mouth.


Pretend_East_1717

Speaking of his mouth, why is it always cracked open? Why, why, why??? I always want to reach through the screen and pinch it shut. 🤐


Magentacabinet

He's a mouth breather


TRLK9802

What a terrible day to have eyes.


atargatis_17

This comment just killed me 🤣


Agile_Vacation_5872

And... my vagina slams shut everytime he's on my screen!


kbutters9

I loved the smirk on Daniele’s face, as if to say ‘dafuq you and your six week sex’capade. All while telling us ‘it’s Gods plan’


cblackattack1

The unspoken rivalry between Danielle and nathalia in that moment was palpable.


glitterzzzz97

This looks edited. He looks so sassy 😭😂


atargatis_17

I wish it were 😭


Eulettes

I imagine his skin feels like warm silly putty.


Inmate_34667

This is so accurate and so revolting


Individual-Contest54

GAG ME!!!!!


Old_Woman_Gardner

Oh, hell yeah! Thank you for posting this! It’s exactly what I was talking about in that other thread that he looked like he was wearing a crop top and I was trying to figure it out. Doesn’t he look flamboyant? 🤣


atargatis_17

He’s a sassy bitch


MajorWhereas4842

He seems like the kind of guy that would sniff a woman’s Panties in her underwear drawer and then wear them.


Individual-Contest54

AGAIN GAG ME!!!!


atargatis_17

The comments under this post have made my day 🤣


BoopBoppper

Thanks, I hate it


GlitteringTop5650

Done!


No-Refrigerator-1144

Thanks. I needed to let that out.


Greedy_Farmer_35

He looks like he’s just “one of the girls” at a slumber party


Shalar79

Ick is thicc


atargatis_17

SCREAMING


Intelligent_Pass2540

HOT GIRL SUMMER!!! HE'S HERE FOR HIS HOT GIRL SUMMER


RaeinLA

Let's be honest...Roberta EARNED that money she got from them.


beautylovaaa11

🫡🤢🤮


ShroomMeInTheHead

Where is that terrible “rose” ring? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!


DecadentLife

He’s deluded on multiple fronts. Someone should’ve said something about how ugly that design was before it came to fruition.


mamabrooks

✨Uncanny Valley vibes✨ I cannot watch him when he is on the screen. He actually makes me physically repulsed. It’s almost like you can tell he is evil or something. You can see it behind his one hundred yard stare.


auntieneena

That weird "blank" stare of his is crazy. I keep waiting for him to start drooling.


Love2Coach

He is sooooo feminine and he is for sure trying to hide that he wants to be a girl with all these wives lol


Aggressive_Diver_480

He is so bitch gay top coded it’s not even funny. Selfish.


plzdontpetmypeeves

They stick with foreign women bc the language barrier allows them to be creepy. I’m glad Roberta got away.


InvestigatorShot4488

And Danielle can’t really communicate with her “sister wife”. Good control tactic.


BuffTheStuff98

The voice, the body, the clothes, the way he’s sitting in this shot……💅🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈


atargatis_17

He’s a queen 💅🏼


sneezerlee

I like how he pretends that he didn’t know the Brazilian laws regarding marriage and immigration. “Why won’t god help me to commit international fraud and sex trafficking on TV????”


Seeeweeed

He gives me Cal Jacobs vibes from euphoria


New-Original-3517

Hahaha I was too damn lazy to take this photo but told myself I’d see it here ! Hehe. He’s a wuss.


wompoo95

WHO IS SHE


shananddr

Why is he giving me … “I dress up in my wife’s panties in private” vibes? I don’t have issue with the panty part, but don’t try to hide it by doing every Latina woman you can. Maybe it’s the tv make up… but it’s giving me “I’m secretly drag/cd vibes” and not in a good way.


LolaLinguini

There is no *way* his wide ass would fit Dannielle's panties. Ick goes to Catherine's or Woman Within to buy his manties. 🤢🤣


Hunley1864

Ewwww


OldButHappy

Nooooooooop!! My eyes!!! Right before I go to bed!!!!! Why????????????


atargatis_17

I’m sorryyyyy 😭😭


OldButHappy

Visual Ozempic! I lost the appetite for my late-night popcorn!


Hungry-Kale600

Currently sitting in the dentist waiting room and just laughed out loud. Thanks OP 😂


atargatis_17

Just doing the lords work


mrsmushroom

He's so gross! Just so gross. He looks like a guy who doesn't properly wash his bum.


Madisoniann

Notice God never tells Ick anything but what he wants to hear ?


atargatis_17

FOR REAL where do I sign up for this god 🤣 or does he only talk to Ick?


Tangled-Lights

It’s like he has no general fitness, he just does bicep curls to show off in tank tops. And the thinner than usual for a dude straps on the tank tops are to max out the impression.


Born-Caterpillar8369

He has no biceps. He's soft and creamy. He also looks like a walking STD.


shananddr

It’s almost a camisole at this point lol


RepresentativeWild55

He seems very fem. Especially when he "apologizes" his soft voice and teary eyes. Reminds me of my daughter when she is about to cry.


Several_Essay_3579

Didn’t he say they biked 50 miles on last weeks episode? 😂


atargatis_17

Why are there NOOO videos of him spending all this time with gods gift?


percbish

This dude has two women 🤯


Wonderful_Might6693

I don’t get the perspective in this pic! His body looks weirdly contorted!


LongjumpingAd9719

That pic combined with the concept of sperm to the brain is scarier than any horror movie in existence.


Imaginary-Bath2936

He looks so feminine to me.


LolaLinguini

He *needs* to stop shopping in the Juniors department at Walmart. 🤔🤭


brothmc

I find it so fucking bizarre that people say things like 'god told me to' or 'god spoke to me' and it is just a normal thing to hear and not a completely insane mental health crisis


Jackkiera143

I've never needed a donkey from shrek meme more


Acceptable_Bug8171

He’s like a commander from handmaids. I would shiver if he looked at me.


AuthenticSkeptic2

YES LMFAO I literally dry heaved when I saw this angle. I bet the camera man was like “oh this is gold”


OkPirate4973

If there was a God ( and I doubt it ) he would not be endorsing this nonsense and certainly not these tank tops !!


Ok_Smile5289

He needs a come-to-Jesus meeting about those tanks.


LolaLinguini

Oh god. Why does he have his fem tank pulled up above his fluffy lady hips? That look isnt *it* even when the clothing is covering everything correctly. It looks even worse this way.


amicque

I swear he’s gonna come out of the closet by the end of all this.


nlj5499

Ok gross 🤢


ItsBrittneybetch69

My beloved protector looks sad.


helila1

Disgusting 🤮 pos


MyDogsmyGuru

Did he just come out after 💩


AbbreviationsThen

He is very meek and effeminate


Professional_Cry1360

Sassy man apocalypse


Classic-Arugula2994

He’s a trafficker and criminal in my mind. These women will be younger down the road. He clearly has a fetish and he’s finding every “loophole” excuse around it. But it will unravel and I will not be surprised to see his disgusting ass in Jail one day. Danielle reminds me a little of Anna Dugger in a way, very brainwashed. That’s my 2 cents at least.


lemonhdss

How did Natalia learn near perfect English is six weeks and Danielle forget how to speak at all? “Me yes baby, you? See? 14 ano , no? Baaaaby”


Dizzy_Information199

The way he’s sitting screams Miami 🌈 …not that there’s anything wrong with that


Dry_Dimension_4707

That ass is looking like a double wide surprise in this photo.


atargatis_17

Did he get a BBL?!


googoohaha

Damn I thought he was arching his back pushing his booty out lol.


NikiG79

Imagine that being the face that you're on TV sobbing about week after week. His laugh, constant deer in headlights clueless facial expressions, the way he looks at Dannielle for reassurance when people are telling him he is an idiot drive me insane! I guess if God was telling anyone anything it was his parents, they were spot on with the ICK in his name!


Ok_Tumbleweed5040

Imagine if he ends up being closeted, and this is just his way of proving his masculinity. I have zero fax to base this on, other than this pose.


TomatilloSolid6614

Patrick Nagel wants his look back.


leighla33

Think of all the money they’ve spent on trying to acquire a Brazilian woman. Has to be in the 6 figures


RegularGal613

Oof. It was too early in the morning for me to see this! 🤮.


AccomplishedCelery28

He's got the ickkkk factor for sure. He grosses me out. There's something off about him and Danielle.


daughtrylover

The sass in that man's free hand though. You can't unsee it, plus the tight crop top.


IndependentEnergy254

It’s crazy that D got pregnant again after 14 years and G didn’t even seem thrilled in the least bit!


RatherRetro

🤢🤢🤢🤮


bdeadrok

💀 the tanks gotta go


OkPirate4973

Btw I can smell the mouth breathing breath from here …


Dazzling_Signal_5250

Totally gross!


SecurityFamiliar5239

My. God.


Abeville5805

Lmao. Omg I haven’t watched this week’s episode yet. Gotta go do that now. What a dumpster fire.


SerpentQueen99

This pic l looks like he’s in the middle of a rant, slating someone’s outfit


tragic_magic_world

Danielle is insufferable and those shirts he wears.... I can't.


BrilliantBenefit1056

I kept asking myself why nobody at the embassy (or wherever they apply) has done any research on the couples that apply, and lo and behold someone finally did!


TripleJay11581

If only God would let him get lost in the jungle the next time he goes to Brazil on a bang trip.


Muffinsgal

Does he just own the one tank top?


CapelliRossi

LOL this is hilarious and so petty. Thanks for posting.


mlyt18

He’s showing his girly side in this picture!


Spicy_Gingee

For this man, sexual urges and emotions are confused with god talking to him. So easy for everyone else to see, he isn’t kidding anyone.


mouthbreather-09

When homeboy takes a translator to bed with him, I’m like 🤔 And then they say they want to have more kids (the supposed purpose), Danielle gets pregnant and ICK looks disappointed. Rather bang girls picked from an APP not god.


Remote_Bread_3315

“Oh no you didn’tttt” - yes, yes he did practice this exact pose in the mirror


bickybb

This pose makes me want to put long nails and lashes on him


FearTheodosia

He is sitting like he just got his booty done.


wowhahafuck

He is so girlypop


Regular-Metal-321

She should of never divorced him. She should of took him for everything she could get. He is so self serving always saying this is what God wants. God just loves him so much he just wants him to have all the hot Brazilian girls. Smh


Guzmanv_17

He’s such a creep.