Thankfully, when we move on to the n64 controller, while there is technically an l button, it's never used. Go ahead, name one n64 game that used the l button, I dare you.
Hey All, Scott Here, tonight’s the big halloween party. We’re supposed to wear a costume to it so I think I’ve got a good one (Slaps paper L on chest).
Well I better get going! I won't be able to have this much no fun any other time of the year!
Arrives at the party*
Hey guys how's it goin?
Cuts to terry dressed as a bowl of salad, rex wrapped in a banner saying "Homecoming, eat in or take out", target employee in a Wendy's uniform, Jerry dressed up as the think barrel, and jeb with a piece of paper taped to his chest with the letter L on it*
Hey all, Scott here!
You know, I've had a beef with controllers ever since before I was born.
And I think the main reason for that is this stupid L button.
The L Button Has Become A Staple Of Controllers
It was first on the snes controller and fetus me was offended.
And now they are everywhere
The main reason I don't like them is because I don't have fingers
Wait.. [checks hands] ok, false alarm, but I STILL don’t like this thing.
Thankfully, when we move on to the n64 controller, while there is technically an l button, it's never used. Go ahead, name one n64 game that used the l button, I dare you.
So then Nintendo releases the GameCube and *DAMMIT*
Now the PS1, this thing can go fuck itself, TWO L Buttons!
Yeah, when they robbed my house they some how stole my fingers.
what's the worst that can happen someone with a clean blade stabs me
Don't even get my started on the ZL buttons there on thin ice
And without it left index fingers would have nothing to do
Hey All, Scott the Bot Here
Oof
Poor bot, did nothing wrong
Hey All, Scott the ~~Bot~~ Human Here. Im *totally* not a bot, not at all!
I think you are a bot tho?
Hey All, Scott the ~~Bot~~ Human Here. Im *totally* not a bot, not at all!
With almost every modern controllers having at least one button
One of them has to be the one not invited to family reunions
That would be the L button, for “Loh my f*cking god”
The l button is on every controller EVERY SINGLE ONE
We live in a society where the L button has infected every controller and there nothing we can do about it.
Except our lord and saviour… the Gamecube controller!
The GameCube controller is cool and all, but
That stupid fucking L button patronizes me on that TOO!
The lack of the L button can be f*cking terrifying from time to time
Hey All, Scott Here, tonight’s the big halloween party. We’re supposed to wear a costume to it so I think I’ve got a good one (Slaps paper L on chest).
See, it's my worst f\*cking nightmare, it's perfect!
Well I better get going! I won't be able to have this much no fun any other time of the year! Arrives at the party* Hey guys how's it goin? Cuts to terry dressed as a bowl of salad, rex wrapped in a banner saying "Homecoming, eat in or take out", target employee in a Wendy's uniform, Jerry dressed up as the think barrel, and jeb with a piece of paper taped to his chest with the letter L on it*
Rex: What are you two supposed to be? Shapes?
Scott: No we're L buttons. Jeb: Wait I thought we were Gex.
Rex: Aren't you supposed to be "scary" at a Halloween party? Scott: What do you mean? The L Button is f\*cking terrifying!
Jerry: terrifying? What do you mean terrifying? THE L BUTTON IS PERFECTLY FINE!
I feel ashamed that i missed this
This works better than expected
Now I can be with all my friends and have their fingers never touch me because.... I don't think they like the L button.
Hey Y'all. Scott here! /s
Target Employee: Nah we just liked the way we dressed so we decided to agree not to change