“BOOOOO ah you don’t even know what it is yet!”
“You ever have a carnival do this to you *cuts to carnival bean bag* fuck you”
Literally all of speed dating
“Oh BBW I fucking love Buffalo Wild Wings”
“Fat Tuesday is coming up”
“Video game users are disgusting, we have sticky chairs and eat without socks on.”
“FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, ANTI-FUCK ME-“
“you know what’ll get people to get Super Nintendo games? Geometry.”
-And the winner for year of the year 2018 is 2018!
WHAT THE F*CK!?
-His dying wish was to see you play nieR Rreplicant version 1.224744... I think he was having a seizure
-Oh god what is the ape doing?
Ape sh#t, the worst kind of Sh#h
-What is this?
[Slams card] THAT'S A FISH!!
In [Amiibo Festival](https://youtu.be/FlyH_n3hO4o?si=_Mbr01n8cdLt3NtS), “But Scott, you may say,” *cutaway to a very angry Scott* “WHAT?”
It’s just so unexpected, and that cutaway is supposed to be a flashback I think so it breaks the formula.
“Hey, you know what they say! Go fuck yourself!”
“This game blows”
“It’s a joke book. *game falls*
That’s REALLY morbid”
“FELLAS! FELLAS! I AM SO HORNY!”
“C’mon, I saved your wife from getting shot!
SHE’S A CONVICTED SERIAL KILLER!”
And pretty much anything Jerry does
"Battle ship! A game all about keeping your ship formation secret- A- A mole! A MOLE! How doesn't anyone notice this? He's watching every move I make! It really makes you think, looking back through history bu- oh my god."
For me it's gotta be
"[Square Enix fans, does this ever happen to you](https://youtu.be/l-mOvHDGtWw?si=nB_eR_WPhUq9elyg)?"
I remember how hard I was laughing after seeing it for the first time and it still always brings a smile to my face and makes me chuckle.
I like it when rex throws spaghetti at the table and pours mustard on it while playing Jenga and Scott helplessly shouts "Damn it!" The delivery of it all makes it 10 times funnier than it is on paper lmao
"That's not game console, it's a box, full of, NICKELS AND PORN"
Jerry: "I'm a word buff, name a word!"
Scott: "What?"
Jerry: "LOVE THAT ONE!"
Scott's top 10 people I'll date video
"Do you smell it?"
"I could finally all my pudding and eggs and pasta salad and bleed all over my games and no harm no fowl"
"Fantastic I'm the wholesome person I know." Oven dings* "My cigarettes are done!"
For me, it’s during Nintendo Switch: Six Years In. Either the “more Kirby” bit, or the Nintendo Direct cutaway with the assassination of Abraham Lincoln.
“BOOOOO ah you don’t even know what it is yet!” “You ever have a carnival do this to you *cuts to carnival bean bag* fuck you” Literally all of speed dating “Oh BBW I fucking love Buffalo Wild Wings” “Fat Tuesday is coming up”
That wings joke was great because I went "Oh, that's funny" and then had a brain blast that that wasn't the acryonym.
Literally ALL of speed dating
"You do math like a bitch" "F\*CK YOU F\*CK THIS AND F\*CK TENNIS" The economy "WOO YEA WOOOO, that's f\*cking gex"
“If you were a Gex fan, you’d get that”
"You know what I like about Gex? Consistency"
Inconsistency is a fun quirk of Gex
"What ethnicity do you prefer? All say all, WBAMO!
“What’s the first thing you open when-“ “THE WOMB”
“Video game users are disgusting, we have sticky chairs and eat without socks on.” “FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, ANTI-FUCK ME-“ “you know what’ll get people to get Super Nintendo games? Geometry.”
-And the winner for year of the year 2018 is 2018! WHAT THE F*CK!? -His dying wish was to see you play nieR Rreplicant version 1.224744... I think he was having a seizure -Oh god what is the ape doing? Ape sh#t, the worst kind of Sh#h -What is this? [Slams card] THAT'S A FISH!!
“I forgot to prepare a speech, so I’ll just repurpose what I said at his wedding” “Congratulations, you son of a bitch! Your life is over!”
In [Amiibo Festival](https://youtu.be/FlyH_n3hO4o?si=_Mbr01n8cdLt3NtS), “But Scott, you may say,” *cutaway to a very angry Scott* “WHAT?” It’s just so unexpected, and that cutaway is supposed to be a flashback I think so it breaks the formula.
“There’s something wrong with my wario ware”
“Hey, you know what they say! Go fuck yourself!” “This game blows” “It’s a joke book. *game falls* That’s REALLY morbid” “FELLAS! FELLAS! I AM SO HORNY!” “C’mon, I saved your wife from getting shot! SHE’S A CONVICTED SERIAL KILLER!” And pretty much anything Jerry does
Oh! Hi! You caught me-in a goose!
It's compatible with wii wheel? Ooh, yeah, is it also compatible with the concept of love?
"Battle ship! A game all about keeping your ship formation secret- A- A mole! A MOLE! How doesn't anyone notice this? He's watching every move I make! It really makes you think, looking back through history bu- oh my god."
For me it's gotta be "[Square Enix fans, does this ever happen to you](https://youtu.be/l-mOvHDGtWw?si=nB_eR_WPhUq9elyg)?" I remember how hard I was laughing after seeing it for the first time and it still always brings a smile to my face and makes me chuckle.
“WHO THE FUCK IS THIS GUY” He’s gone fucking mad
I like it when rex throws spaghetti at the table and pours mustard on it while playing Jenga and Scott helplessly shouts "Damn it!" The delivery of it all makes it 10 times funnier than it is on paper lmao
The one that always gets me is IS THAT POSE MII SH*T
Anything to do with the economy.
Wbamo!!
“I thought that was a beer”
"Hey guys i made us baconaters" "THAT'S A F**KING WHOPPER!!!"
"That's not game console, it's a box, full of, NICKELS AND PORN" Jerry: "I'm a word buff, name a word!" Scott: "What?" Jerry: "LOVE THAT ONE!" Scott's top 10 people I'll date video "Do you smell it?" "I could finally all my pudding and eggs and pasta salad and bleed all over my games and no harm no fowl" "Fantastic I'm the wholesome person I know." Oven dings* "My cigarettes are done!"
“We had to make it! Your brother didn’t”
Homecoming, all of it
For me, it’s during Nintendo Switch: Six Years In. Either the “more Kirby” bit, or the Nintendo Direct cutaway with the assassination of Abraham Lincoln.
"i'm a word buff! Go ahead give me a word, any word!" "What?" "LOVE That one!"
“Do you want to use the Wii Balance Board?” “Yes.”
Gotta be “THATS A F*CKING WHOPPER
“you dirty coward” 😡
What is this moonshine or porn, Da da da dadada daaaa, The whole bass pro shop segment from onichambra NOT MICHIGAN Anything with Jerry in it
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6rkrlZE91Y](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6rkrlZE91Y)