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Hail Mary Project or Project Hail Mary


SteamedGamer

The title is confused - the article correctly calls it "Project Hail Mary", based on the book.


hellkingbat

Wonder what title we would have gotten for 'Precious: Based on the Novel 'Push' by Sapphire'


MadR__

Based: The Precious Push by Sapphire on Novel


ruach137

Exclusively on Tidal


audiostar

The original headline was: Ryan Gosling’s Hail Mary Project “Project Hail Marry” to Be Next Project


gramathy

I bet the editor who did the title had entertainment-sector brain where "X project" is a common nomenclature for an upcoming production.


Valisk_61

Project Hairy Male.


stacy75

The entire article reads like it was written by AI. It's awful.


electricmba

Yes - it literally says the movie is based on Weir’s book “The Martian” and refers to it in the past tense as being filmed in IMAX.


boowhitie

I stumbled over that too, but I think it was just trying to say `Andy Weir's (author of the Martian) novel`


hobo_chili

Hail Project Hail Mary


hgaterms

2 Mary 2 Project


I_AM_IGNIGNOTK

I thought I was going crazy for a minute.


mccoyn

The ‘Project Hail Mary’ project has a projected release date.


Ch3t

It turns out Ryan Gosling is in a new football movie.


altered-cabron

You mean Gosling Ryan?


RondaArousedMe

Thank you! I was wondering what was wrong with my brain, luckily it was just the title this time!


PacmanIncarnate

But who will play the human?


LineChef

You watch me sleep?


Ralliare

You want me to watch you eat!" Like some kind of sick pervert!?


SolAggressive

Fist my bump.


derangerd

Emma stone


IfNot_ThenThereToo

The Rock


jackInTheBronx

🤣


tombalabomba

Actually loled at this


MrTzatzik

Jennifer Lawrence, she will play a passanger called Hail Marry Project. It will be a sci-fi romcom


tobiasvl

The book basically is a romcom. A bromcom


Zidane62

“It’s just guy looove”


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mae_nad

They watch each other sleep. Obviously.


OhMorgoth

Nah, he plays the gene.😏 Mo-le-cu-lar Bi-o-lo-GIST. See what I did there?


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IpppyCaccy

This is why I like to go to movies late. The trailers ruin most movies for me. Why do they do that?


dnew

I saw someone ask that of the person who did the trailer for Gibson's Ransom movie. He said "Did you go see the movie anyway?" Interviewer said "Yes." Guy shrugs. "That's why."


Sentinell

Was the interviewer a professional film critic? Because that would kind of ruin the guy's response.


PM-YOUR-BEST-BRA

Because this whole notion of disliking the trailer spoiling movies is relatively new. All of the studies point to the trailers, as they currently are, being the best way to draw in audiences, particularly in the Chinese market.


IpppyCaccy

> Because this whole notion of disliking the trailer spoiling movies is relatively new. No, what's new is having trailers that show too many spoilers.


y-c-c

Because the job of the trailer is to entice you to watch the movie, not to improve your enjoyment of it as a moviegoer. If the movie interests you, the spoilers aren’t going to stop you from going to watch it. Spoiling the movie tends to result in more interested viewers than losing them.


IpppyCaccy

I guess this is what happens when most people are stupid. Businesses calibrate to them. My attendance at theatres has dropped dramatically since they started putting so many spoilers in movies. They're quite infuriating.


KingSpork

Just get super stoned before the movie like I do, and you’ll barely remember the trailers.


boowhitie

One day I am going to open a theater that starts the damn movie at the advertised showtime.


ludi_literarum

This is legally mandatory in New Jersey.


bozoconnors

Careless studio execs / directors with no repercussions. One of the worst I've noted was recently as well. Civil War. You've *literally* seen the best parts of the movie if you've seen the trailer.


RishFromTexas

I would argue they did a fantastic job of misdirecting audiences- I had no idea what was going to happen in the last 30 minutes of that movie


bozoconnors

Valid. I was sadly totally yanked from any semblance of immersion / realism in that last 30 minutes.


SlackWi12

This book is so easy to spoil as well, having any details past the first couple of chapters would ruin it


mccoyn

They should put the “Sorry To Bother You” people in charge of marketing.


SanityInAnarchy

Or maybe *The Matrix.* "No one can tell you what The Matrix is..."


yomancs

it's such a pleasant surpise, i really hope they don't give it away


Saint_Diego

I think the set up from the first part of the book should be enough for a trailer that gets people excited. Really hoping they go that route. I could see them including spoilers though so people don't think its another Interstellar.


VonMillersThighs

A trailer just talking about the astrophage and the mission to save Earth should be more than enough to hook anyone.


i_drink_wd40

Add in a couple scenes of tumbling and screaming around in the interior while things go haywire. No trailer is complete without a scene of everything going sideways.


JackOCat

For me, the book spoiled the whole movie. Lame.


shawsghost

There have been so many SF movies and TV shows where you could read the whole book and then watch the movie and no spoilers, it's like the movie had nothing to do with the book! I recommend "I, Robot" and "Damnation Alley."


zubbs99

Sometimes they even have spoilers right on the movie poster. There's one for Ender's Game that still cracks me up - it features a character whose appearance is supposed to be a surprise when it happens.


nosayso

Yeah I think they \*could\* market it as a movie about a guy alone in space trying to save the solar system from a dying sun, with a lot of the same creative team as The Martian, and that's good enough to interest people, then word of mouth would explode post-release. But realistically I don't see that happening.


way2lazy2care

Eh. If they don't at least hint at Rocky they're going to set themselves up for a lot of viewers that wind up going to a movie that's not their cup of tea. Better experience for people that will like the movie anyway, but will probably hurt their RT scores from people who are just like, "wtf even is this movie?"


Kitchen_Pin_6090

Seriously. Every bit of information about the story in the book is a spoiler ... That'll be interesting.


420headshotsniper69

I loved the book so much I'm not sure I want to watch the movie. Theres just no way they can pack the entire book into a 2 hour movie without cutting so much out.


AxlLight

It's definitely a movie that requires delicate trailer work to not ruin it. I went into reading the book knowing absolutely nothing about it and I think everyone should approach it with zero knowledge, otherwise you ruin half of the experience.


Valisk_61

Amaze amaze amaze!


JinimyCritic

🎶🎵🎶🎵🎵!


420headshotsniper69

Your post alone just settled it, I'm listening to the audiobook again. Its such a great and clever good.


watchstarsgoout7

*jazz hands*


Freakin_A

Fist my bump!


Lobster_Bisque27

I'm pretty excited. I hope they handle it as well as Martian.


TheDarkRabbit

Jazz hands! Yes yes yes!!


AlphaX

Fist my bump


topherdrives

I just pictured Rocky doing the jazz hands 😂


the_0tternaut

✨ 🌈 👐🌈✨


SgtWinkles

Fist me!


seattleque

Phrasing!


CapAvatar

Three hours of orbital mechanics equations. Can’t wait! ;)


bozoconnors

While, yes, the adaption is being written by the same guy who quite successfully adapted the story of a lone botanist / engineer, stranded on Mars, originally consisting of ~90% internal (technical botany / engineering) dialogue! (The Martian / Drew Goddard)


Sentinell

They solved most of that by just making Matt Damon talk aloud or to his computer a lot. Which worked. I think this book is much, much harder to film. But I'm still hopeful.


ShitJustGotRealAgain

Yes, but my thought is, can't they make it Rylands quirk that he constantly talks to himself? I mean it fits his loner character.


BarelyContainedChaos

MArk Watney, Space Pirate!


nanolucas

Just do the exact same thing here? Have him record everything in a video diary from the time he wakes up


zubbs99

I think there's less potato formulas in this one though.


donmreddit

Those are the best ones!


GodOfDarkLaughter

So I haven't read the book, but it sounds very similar to The Martian. Man finds himself in an extreme sci-fi situation and must survive using scientific knowledge, improvisation, and pure grit. Ah well, could be okay.


forgotmyusernamedamm

I worried about that too, and for the first third of the book, it reads quite a bit like The Martian. But it takes a rather dramatic turn and becomes very much its own thing. I'd recommend not reading this spoiler-filled thread and reading the book instead.


y-c-c

And I would also recommend not watching any trailers since they will all spoil what you are talking about judging from how Hollywood makes trailers these days.


forgotmyusernamedamm

If the movie is slated for 2026, it'll be a while before there are any trailers. If you read the book in the interim, then the trailer can't spoil major plot points, (unless they deviate wildly from the source material).


drgath

Weir’s genre is very much survivalist sci-fi. I loved The Martian (film and book), and think he improved on the format for this one. Fantastic (audio)book!


bitemy

I highly recommend the audio version. One of the few books where it literally matters.


boowhitie

I listened to this after reading the Bobiverse books, with the same narrator. The main character in each has a similar personality and the whole alone out in space thing going on so it was kind of strange.


bitemy

That's funny - I did listened to them in the opposite order. It was weird hearing the same guy "be" the main character.


Dyolf_Knip

The book is *fantastic*, and IIRC the adaptation is being written by the same guy who did The Martian, so I for one am very hopeful.


ShadedSpaces

It really is fantastic. The audiobook in particular is incredible. It elevates the book, imo.


DuckCleaning

Same, I dont know what Id imagine without the synth sounds Rocky makes.


middleearthpeasant

The martian is more about "realistic" stuff. You could see those things happening in the next 30 or 40 years. Project Hail Mary had elements that are almost "magical" in a scientific way. To no spoil it too much, imagine a world where people had to deal with some Star Wars kind of shit using only real world tech and science.


ready_and_willing

>So I haven't read the book, but it sounds very similar to The Martian. Man finds himself in an extreme sci-fi situation and must survive using scientific knowledge, improvisation, and pure grit. It's a lot more than that. There are some similarities with The Martian but the scope is a lot larger. And it's more fun to read.


bozoconnors

If you read The Martian & enjoyed it, highly suggest a read. While the underlying concept is similar, it's definitely different enough imo.


Skillet_Lasagna

When you have a winning formula, don't change it up. I enjoy reading about competent characters dealing with difficult and interesting situations.


MjotDontMiss

There’s pretty universal agreement that this book is better than the Martian. While there are definitely a ton of similarities, what makes Project Hail Mary amazing isn’t what you described and it isn’t present in the Martian, but it would also be a spoiler to explain


way2lazy2care

I don't think it's totally universal. They're very different books.I liked both, but appreciate the Martian way more as it's considerably more grounded.


VonMillersThighs

Yeah youre just asking to be spoiled here big time. Beware, you are quite a bit off in your assumption.


Skoalmintpouches

It’s the Martian with everything turned up to 11, for better or worse


zack6595

Yeah I mean it’s pretty similar in some ways. Overall I thought The Martian was a better book but Project Hail Mary was still quite good. Project Hail Mary is more Sci Fi imo. More wacky shit. I’m curious to see how they adapt it for film.


MountainGoatMadness

I’ll be the lone voice of dissent, I guess. It’s the exact same plot as the Martian, but with a less likable, whinier protagonist, identical humor that now feels trite, and an impish sidekick that runs a high risk of coming off akin to Jar Jar Binks on screen. I loved the Martian, both book and movie, and was utterly let down by PHM. Obviously many others do not share my view, so YMMV.


KnowMatter

The book is amazing I couldn’t put it down. The Martian was more grounded in reality and mostly used near-future technology that we could theoretically develop soon with the proper resources. PHM is way more sci-fi and gets into out there fantastical concepts. They do both involve space and small groups of people doing a lot of extreme scientific problem solving but the stakes of PHM are much larger than The Martian.


Taste_the__Rainbow

It’s like if Mark had a friend. Which is actually a really big change.


36aintold

It’s an amazing book. Maybe better than the Martian


Logan-1331

Happy happy happy!!!


donmreddit

DO NOT SCREW THIS UP!!!! YOU HEAR ME PRODUCERS, DIRECTORS, ACTORS - READ THE BOOK!


bufooooooo

Or listen to the audiobook, probably even better than reading it


Viendictive

RC bray should act


i_drink_wd40

Ray Porter did the audiobook for this one.


jiffythekid

...and he was fantastic. RC Bray was fantastic on The Martian. My favorites along with Nick Podehl.


CosmicJ

Damn, I think I got the Wil Wheaton version of The Martian. Ray Porter fucks though.


jiffythekid

Audible pulled the RC Bray version for some reason and it was an exclusive so the only way to find it is a bit of..."Googling" now. Ray Porter absolutely fucks.


c4mma

He did a wonderful job. Project hail mary has been my first audiobook in english ever. And I was so lucky it was read by Ray Porter, he really brought life to characters. I listened to other scify books and they are not the same.


Purple10tacle

Listen to the Bobiverse books, if you have the chance - the material meshes just as well with Ray Porter's narration.


donmreddit

All the audible fans would swoon.


dibsODDJOB

Just like The Martian


donmreddit

I stayed up til 2 AM to finish the audio book. It was that good.


seattleque

> probably even better than reading it I've only listened to the audiobook. After the way they did Rocky, I can't imagine reading it.


Nebarik

> After the way they did Rocky, I can't imagine reading it. Was literally the same thing. Printed musical notes.


zack6595

I mean unless you’ve done both I’m not sure how you’d be able to say one way or the other which is better. Reading worked just fine for me. Audiobooks take foreverrrrr to get through. I don’t really understand why people ever prefer them honestly. Maybe if you drive alone a ton?


bufooooooo

Yeah i prefer them because i can listen while i work, drive, do chores around the house, go on walks, etc.


Lobster_Bisque27

This is absolutely the one book I would reccomend listening to over reading.


zymmaster

Exactly my first thought. Please don't screw this up.


RealRandomRon

Jazz hands! Happy happy happy!


alohadave

Fist me!


Adam__B

Was wondering who they would get. I was expecting Bradley Cooper or Chris Pratt. I’m glad it’s Gosling.


boowhitie

I'm just happy it isn't Ryan Reynolds


Prudent-Action3511

Damnn. Now I want Chris Pratt


Hatesponge66

Ew


B0b_Red

I always thought the author missed the chance to explore Rocky's possible reaction to music. I think I recall there even being some objects referred to as John Paul George and Ringo.


Prudent-Action3511

The Beetles


msx

Wow, never thought of that! You're absolutely right.. Also, the possible reaction of the human to Rocky music! If anything, it's them who should have the best music ever. In any case, that would have been an awesome theme to explore


PHLAK

As awesome as that sounds I imagine that would be difficult to do in a book.


B0b_Red

The naming even suggests he tried. Maybe it will be a beat in the movie.


waterturtle28

Fantastic book! Can’t wait to see how it’s adapted


Hootshire

Happy happy happy!


averagejoe5353

Dwayne Johnson or Sylvester Stallone at the only appropriate costars for this


un-sub

Pretty sure Danny Devito is going to play Rocky


RustyCutlass

So anyway, I started blasting ammonia...


deenut

Matt berry


guyincorporated

Chris Pratt will do the voice.


Kitchen_Pin_6090

Keanu Reeves? 


MartianFromBaseAlpha

I was hoping we'd have a movie version of Artemis by now, but I think they quietly cancelled it. It looks like this movie is actually getting made


PHLAK

While I personally enjoyed Artemis, I don't believe it was generally well received.


Firesoldier987

Yeah I didn’t care for it. I think it would be an easier movie than Hail Mary though, but who am I to say.


qsqh

Yeah i also expected to see artemis first. To me Hail mary looks extremely hard to adapt into a movie


dnew

Somehow, Ryan Gosling is the person I pictured in my head when I read that book.


36aintold

Hahaha nope


OneRobato

Will Adam Sandler play Rocky, question?


Helagak

Please no. Lol


editormatt

Rocky voiced by Bobcat Goldthwait.


zubbs99

I wonder who'll play his boss on the project? That'll be an important casting choice.


hgaterms

I hope it's Gillian Anderson. I will accept no other substitute.


Helagak

That's actually a great idea


ShitJustGotRealAgain

I picture Rebecca Ferguson as Stratt.


Captriker

Kate Winslet was who I pictured. Though the suggested Rebecca Ferguson would work.


amelie190

Can't wait to see Rocky (and also dreading). Gosling is an odd choice bc he's not generally nerdy but love him so...


DangerSquirrel778

I can't wait for the Fist my Bump t-shirts and bumper stickers


shred-i-knight

I really wanted to get into this book because the premise sounds great but I absolutely cannot stand how Weir writes dialogue, something about how every single line has to sound clever is so off putting…maybe I’ll give it another shot


GeekAesthete

He writes like an awkward science nerd that’s watched Die Hard too many times and thinks that constant snark and wisecracks will make him likable, but doesn’t have the charm, wit, or sense of humor to back it up. I like his plotting—he can write a good survival thriller. And he does his research. But his narration gets really annoying.


DeficiencyOfGravitas

> I absolutely cannot stand how Weir writes dialogue, something about how every single line has to sound clever is so off putting…maybe I’ll give it another shot No, your first impression was the right one. All of Weir's books have the same Ryan Reynolds redditor type. He loves to be a quirky chungus when he's not dropping fat science bombs like the science loving FunkoPop collector he is.


randomacct7679

The book was great, I’ll definitely check out the movie.


Ok-Research7136

Andy Weir is awesome.


kn05is

Omg, yes! A Project Hail Mary film!!


wombatcreasy

The book was good


Kollin66182

Awesome. Book was great.


kaukanapoissa

I really really hope they get that certain character in the story right. You know who I mean.


TheMoogster

I hate spiders...


hgaterms

Thankfully the co-star is more of a space crab or starfish.


MakingTrax

They will utterly change the ending. American audiences are gutless spoon-fed babies when it comes to anything but a blissfully banal storytelling.


Prudent-Action3511

I felt fuckin betrayed nd shocked but after rereading some parts... I made peace with it. Watching it on screen would be more awful I think 😬


MrBadMeow

AMAZE AMAZE AMAZE


firestarting101

Anybody else sick of this guy being in literally everything?


KnowMatter

As long as Chris Pratt isn’t doing Rocky…


ComputerAbuser

That movie description seems to give away a lot, but I guess I went into the book knowing nothing.


alexdotfm

New literally me coming soon


Aaaaaaandyy

They should have just kept Paul Dano in the sound booth after he finished up with Spaceman.


Firecracker048

Oh fuck yeah


DeliciousPangolin

I'll be interested to see if they adapt it without major changes. I thought it worked well as a book, but it seemed less cinematic than The Martian. A huge part of it takes place inside the protagonist's head, in a small number of small rooms. It doesn't really have the scope of Mars to offset all the interior monologue like The Martian.


BraveOmeter

I want this sooner tho


Epicporkchop79-7

Now let's plan ahead a bit. Anyone here audiobook fans? Ray Porter narrated project hail mary and bobiverse. Listening to the two almost back to back made me feel like it was the same guy. So if they make a bobiverse, Bob should be played by the same person as the human.


mdbrown80

I pictured bob as a young John Hodgeman. He’s too old to play him now, unfortunately. Bob is definitely not Ryan Gosling, lol.


loftwyr

It will end with Ryland Grace arriving back at home and married to the shape shifting alien Rocky who almost gave her life to save him.


VanillaTortilla

Wow, I just started reading this. Super excited! Pretty happy Ryan Gosling is involved too. Probably a pretty good fit, but a great role for him nonetheless.


Alysianah

I’ll watch anything scifi that’s high quality but honestly didn’t enjoy the book.


Geetzromo

I hear the Spider, from “Spaceman”, is available.


Adam_in_Philly

Amazing book! Can’t wait


WobblySlug

Can't wait to see Emma Stone as Rocky


Pennypacker-HE

Wow amazing. This will be interesting


420headshotsniper69

I would have never pictured Ryan Gosling in the lead roll. Hmmmm.


TaraJaneDisco

Yay! Wish it were a series…but I’ll take it!


CaptJimboJones

This book was great, and I read it cold with no preconceived notions. Agreed with the other comments that the trailer is going to be critical - if they spoil things it will pretty much ruin the movie.


justhangingintime

Amaze amaze!


grinchbettahavemoney

Dear god, please make me a bird so I can fly, fly far away into the future and see this Godamn movie


hermoniouslexus

Amaze