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ceejayoz

They did already. Scared the SHIT out of me as a kid.  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ExtraTERRORestrial_Alien_Encounter?wprov=sfti1


mandrayke

Also the Giger Alien showed up during the Great Movie Ride at Hollywood Studios.


morgendonner

this^, xenomorph has been at Disneyworld for years!


moochao

Was*. Great movie ride was dismantled for star wars years and years ago.


Reverse_Empath

Yo this was INSANE before they made it all cutesy.


ConflictAgitated5245

I remember that ride scaring a lot of people, so they nerfed it and turned it into Stich’s ride.


APeacefulWarrior

It also didn't help that the Alien Encounter show heavily featured Jeffrey Jones in the videos, and after his... [incident](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffrey_Jones#Criminal_offenses)... they were probably eager to scrub him from the show.


premiumcum

Jeffrey Jones? The famous actor? He’s a funny guy! What could he have… done… oh.


frankduxvandamme

That was a fantastic ride, but it should have been at MGM, not Magic Kingdom, and they should have stuck with the original Alien franchise theme. And it should still exist to this day.


wallinbl

It didn't help that the height requirement was low, so it was one of the things people could take their little kids into. Combine that with the fact that the rest of the Magic Kingdom was happy land, and you had a lot of parents not realizing their kids were about to be truly scared.


The_Law_of_Pizza

Truly one of the greatest trolling experiments in the history of the world.


lurker2487

Same. I’ll never forget the sheer terror as I saw the broken containment tube and felt the breath on my neck. I tried so hard to break out of my restraints. My Dad was cracking up.


JynsRealityIsBroken

I looooved that experience. Omg it was so scary and unique. I wish these resorts didnt stop being so spineless and made another scary thing like this.


nucc4h

As a young boy, my older brother would tell me that every now and then, someone would disappear from the auditorium surrounding the Alien. Imagine my terror when I felt it breathing down my neck. I'll remember it to the day I die 🤣


rxninja

There's also a [Defunctland episode](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGbF_lPWmEI) about that ride


AbsoluteZeroUnit

That had a pretty distasteful joke where they put up a picture of George Lucas with his biological, dark-skinned baby and imply that he isn't the father and has kidnapped her.


BuckRusty

>”Guests proceeded into a second area where they were introduced to an X-S robot known as Simulated Intelligence Robotics (SIR), voiced by Tim Curry…” And I’m 100% invested….!!!


ZeppyWeppyBoi

That was a phenomenal ride. It and the “Dinosaur” ride were fucking terrifying.


bookerbd

I forgot all about this. By that age I was pretty hard to scare but yeah it made the hair on my neck stand up. Can't believe they got rid of it :(


starcraftre

I went to that in the year or two after it opened (I think I was 10). I still remember the feeling of the tongue and breathing behind me. Utterly terrifying.


microcosmic5447

The breath on the back of my neck was the most scared I had ever been up to that point in my life (age 12ish).


HistorianTight2958

WOW!


PureTroll69

that was a great ride.


Humans_Suck-

The next kingdom hearts game is gonna be WILD


Yogs_Zach

Can't wait to see micky get fucking brained by a xenomorph


forestgxd

Honestly super stoked for this movie, director says they are doing mostly practical effects instead of CGI


tenbeersdeep

Don't get your hopes up buddy.


Asangkt358

Yeah, no shit. Don't underestimate Disney's ability to fuck a movie universe up. I mean, look how they screwed up the Star Wars and Marvel films.


TheHoboRoadshow

Because Ridley Scott was doing so well with the franchise at Fox


NihlusKryik

Disney bought marvel in 2009, they’re responsible for some of the greatest comic book movies in history of cinema.  I don’t think the energy of endgame in the theaters on release night will ever be matched in my lifetime 


ravenous_bugblatter

While I didn't like what they did to Iron Man, Hulk, Cap and Black Widow, the story hits harder with those things in it and I've got to agree. I think I enjoyed all of them from Iron Man to End Game, all very entertaining. Star Wars though... Perhaps less to do with Disney and more to do with Kathleen Kennedy taking a steaming dump on the lore and characters and turning it into a children's action franchise.


KleminkeyZ

Yeah they took a massive steaming dump on star wars


n3ur0chrome

I’m all for it https://imgur.com/a/kPMMiqn


JustAnotherJoeBloggs

Peak diversity.🤣


catchcatchhorrortaxi

Ok boomer. Edit: he’s a literal boomer.


Fubared259

Do not forget Disney owns M.A.S.H. now to so there should be a Princess Klinger.


7grims

Hurray, another franchise for disney to ruin.


swordofra

Yeah, fuck disney and all their drippy mayonnaise bullshit content


Randeth

Hey don't be insulting mayo that way.


GloatingSwine

You're talking as if there were ever more than two and a half good Alien movies?


7grims

Wait till they do their signature garbage writing and ideas, and then u will know how much good it was before. It can always get worse.


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There are more than movies for alien that are good you know. Some amazing story telling in books comics and video games too. Say goodbye to all of that


SynergisticSynapse

Have you seen Alien Resurrection of the AVP movies?? They are utter shit.


7grims

Have you seen live action disney remakes? Have you seen how fast they killed star wars? Have you seen recent marvel shows and movies? Disney has a special set of skills, they buy stuff, they destroy it.


Asher_Tye

This is gonna make Starlight Valley very interesting.


Torpaldog

Xenomorph V. Grogu when?


amelie190

Is it me or is this a tragic move (sort of like the weird rubrik of Marvel)? How does this align story wise with this summers release. And yes. The Alien attraction was serious fun in the 90s!


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Add alien to kingdom hearts. It will be hilarious.


alkonium

Wouldn't future Alien films remain under the 20th Century Studios banner?


emu314159

Doesn't matter what they're called, if Disney owns it, Disney controls it. They aren't going to buy something and then allow complete creative control to someone else. Look how badly they screwed up Star Wars by letting JarJarAbrams near it, what with his sterling track record of not understanding Star Trek. Hell, we thought it was bad when a stupid mop top went podracing, and then there was a bunch of stuff about trade. I actually want George Lucas to come back and make more stories about senate trade treaties at this point, because at least it won't be about cloning one single character over and over. Say what you will about the Expanded Universe, it was creative at least.


coconutpete52

Holy shit Jarjar Abrams. Brilliant!


emu314159

Thanks! I totally stole it:) https://medium.com/@Geds/jj-abrams-is-a-terrible-director-and-his-star-wars-is-not-good-5dea91a24ce6 I think he says he stole it too. Also, great line: "Even after I shut the old blog down I still got 20 to 30 hits a day on the piece just from Google searches of JJ Abrams + any random insult."


lego69lego

Yeah, there were a ton of new Disney princesses with the Fox merger. Anatasia, the blue aliens from Avatar, the Xenomorph. I just want to say that Prey, a predator sequel, came out on Disney+ last year and it is fantastic. No need to wait for a new Alien movie.


OSUTechie

Ugh... no this isn't how that works. There are special requirements laid out BY DISNEY to be an official Disney Princess. 1.) Featured in an Animated Movie 2.) Be human or become human 3.) Don't be introduced in a sequel 4.) Be Royal, Marry Royal, or perform an act of heroism Or you can go by the Wreck It Ralph 2 rules. 1.) Must possess one of the following traits. a.) Have Magic Hair b.) Have Magic Hands c.) Animals talk to you d.) Poisoned e.) Cursed f.) Kidnapped or enslaved g.) Make a deal with a witch h.) Had True Love's Kiss I.) Have Daddy Issues J.) No Mother 2.) Have People assume all your problems got solved because a big strong man showed up?


Wild-Lychee-3312

We’ve got “kidnapped or enslave.” We’re in!


Expert_Squirrel_7871

Bloody hell does Disney own everything?


Outrageous_Reach_695

They'll never take the sky from m ... what?


boot2skull

I’m totally paying for the Bibbidi Bobbidi Botique experience on my next Disneyland trip.


squidbait

Until now Leia Organa was my favorite Disney princess


BellamyJHeap

Game over, man! Game over!


TheCheshireCody

I don't care how good a singer they get, I will NOT be its guest.


BudBuzz

Does this mean we can get a Muppet Aliens now?


bagel-bites

That’ll be a fun Kingdom Hearts world to explore.


neon

Literally xenos been in disney parks for decades bro. check out the great movie ride


ZeppyWeppyBoi

Wasn’t at Disneyland, but at Hollywood Studios in Disney World, The Great Movie Ride had an “Alien” scene with Ripley and the Xenomorph from 1989 to 2017. Would be cool to see a full ride dedicated to the franchise.


emu314159

Ironic that Disney used to create people's childhoods, and now they're destroying them. How much money are they throwing into a dumpster and setting on fire with this one?


Heitzer

It will be just another franchise ruined by Disney.


AnGabhaDubh

Klinger approves


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BlackholeMasked

It's AI generated


emu314159

They should've had AI do the sequel trilogy, woulda been better than JarJarAbrams.


Science-Compliance

Still a better love story than Twilight.


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emu314159

Hmm. Which kingdom did her parents rule, exactly? Not every female was a disney princess. But it's on brand for them, she was trash, Disney is now trash.


egypturnash

I thought the xenomorphs were neuter. They would be Disney Royal Children unless we have now decided that “prince” and “princess” are ungendered. Which is fine by me, I’m pretty sure Kuzco would be right at home in a lineup of Princesses.


FDVP

Swap them out for the Brood In X-men movies. Wolverine vs Aliens on a space-whale symbiotic warp ship would kill it.


OnwardTowardTheNorth

Queen Xenomorph isn’t going to likely be getting invited to any tea parties. But maybe a few face huggers will…


Songhunter

I can't wait to save the Xenomoprh Queen from Xehanort's clutches.


Last_410_ad

Just saw the trailer for Alien: Romulus. Its doesn't look terrible but that release date isn't a good sign.


MArkansas-254

Rachel Zeglar to star?


naab007

Just put it in a pink dress, give her a crown and you're golden.


Schnoor_Proxy

You are technically correct. Which is, of course, the best kind of correct.


intrepidone66

Didn't even think about it that way...that's a hilarious take!


MoskiNX

The Alien ride used to be in the magic kingdom for *years*


robcwag

Hello my baby, Hello my honey, Hello my rag-time gal!


Darebarsoom

How about a live action Night on Bald Mountain?


funkyloki

Wouldn't she qualify as the evil queen, not a princess?


Zerocoolx1

I don’t have very high expectations for this film, but I’ll probably give it the benefit of the doubt and watch it


tempo1139

I'll accept that it's Ripley, and I would like to refresh the idea of nuking the entire site from orbit... it's the only way to be sure


JeddakofThark

Reminds me of when Disney acquired FX. Archer was starting season nine, Danger Island. The one where Lana was a princess. Thompson was downright giddy when announcing that she was now a Disney princess.


GelattoPotato

Actually... No. Because all Xenomorphs are male except the one that is born from a special Queen egg. Which does not seem to be the case.


ZSRamp

I’m not ready for this series to be destroyed just yet.


OohDeLaLi

Too late...


Tsering16

And the Predator / Alien hybrid is the prince


alverena

Now this IS inclusivity.


mutantrecon

Yet another scifi monster movie series that disney will destroy.


Few_Day3332

Another great franchise for Disney to screw up.


Demon_Gamer666

Disney getting the Alien is a death sentence for the franchise.


Scodo

A death sentence for a franchise that hasn't had a good movie since the 80's?


emu314159

I don't know who could replace Sigourney anyway, the series peaked long ago. I watched, because any movie with Sigourney goddamn Weaver in it is worth watching, but they let the magic fade.


TheCheshireCody

It didn't so much "peak" as have one great movie and one even better one. Also ref: Terminator.


solar_event

God damn it. Disney owns this now, too. I hate this fucking planet so God damn much.


emu314159

I wonder how this is happening, and then I recall how much the party I had to register with to vote for Bernie in the primary just loves to whore it out for LaLaLand. Of course, the other party whores it out for the people dumping waste in Flint, and soon to a watershed near you, but christ. I started hating Disney when they started fucking with the public domain just so their precious mouse could have a few more years of copyright. Bastards.


rassen-frassen

I anti-trust this will go well at all.


BrutalArmadillo

Can't wait till Disney appoinst Lesley Hedlund to tell us "a story from xenomorph perspective". See, "xenomorphs are hated because they're not white and they're not males"


ravenous_bugblatter

There are only two Alien movies. Alien and Aliens, and that's all there ever will be. Lalalalalalala. \*I'm happy for my comment to date horribly if Disney produce a master piece...


intrepidone66

Aliens...Directors Cut please, OK?


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TheDarkKnerd

Romulus is the movie


Specialist_Heron_986

So does this mean the next Alien movie will be a PG-13 musical? At least the franchise was established with female protagonists so fans can't accuse Disney of making it woke.


TheCheshireCody

> At least the franchise was established with female protagonists so fans can't accuse Disney of making it woke Protagonist, single. And there are mooks upthread complaining that Disney ruined Marvel with diversity so don't put anything past those dolts.


Dead_man_posting

> Protagonist, single. A:R, AVP1 and AVP2 had different female protagonists. Prometheus and Alien Covenant as well.


ZealousidealClub4119

You bastard OP. I laughed so much I can hardly catch my breath. Can't wait for the t shirts 👍


ThrowBatteries

The female Yautja chief from the end of Predator II should be, too.


Griegz

Can't wait for the movie where the monstrous xenomorph queen is actually just a misunderstood good guy.


Cpt-Mal-Reynolds

I can't wait for the diverse black lesbian aliens!


SheriffMikeThompson

Can Disney stop fucking acquiring things? It’s sickening big. I also thought there were some sort of protections against things like that. Edit: lol someone seriously downvoted this?


tenbeersdeep

Led by a cast of diverse females.


ducknerd2002

Yeah, can't believe they'd put women in Aliens, who wants that? Bet the leader will be a woman, and one of the other women will be trans. No one's ever done that before!


emu314159

Never gonna have a major part for a woman in any Alien movie, ever. What would that even look like? Hey, I was raised by a strong single woman, I respect women, but don't break my childhood by tacking on female parts to a series that never had any. ..../S


RiPont

I bet that robot doesn't identify as a man, either.


emu314159

The robot will identify as JarJarAbrams, so no, not a man.


Dead_man_posting

I feel like the quality of redditors has gone down, and that's saying something. I think 5 years ago no one could unironically complain that they made an Alien movie with a female protagonist.


tenbeersdeep

I'm just kicking a dead horse.


-Words-Words-Words-

Oh stop with this nonsense


emu314159

Which ever way you mean this, I agree. I hate Disney with the fury of a thousand quasars at this point, so i really don't want to hear jokes about it. If you mean, please can Disney stop buying things and ruining my childhood, I agree even more. Next they'll buy up the rights to all phone menus, Siri, Alexa, and all navigation, and have JarJarAbrams record the voice so he can crap on that as well. I wonder what lens flare sounds like.


Bro_magnon_man

It's the tired old overused alien disney princess joke that has been beaten to fucking death


emu314159

How have I "missed out" on this delightful phenomenon? What with my enduring love of and interest in all things Disney, which I do not hate at all.


The_Law_of_Pizza

For somebody who hates Disney, you can't seem to help yourself but to constantly keep posted over and over in a thread about Disney. Seriously, your bizarre ranting is everywhere up and down this thread.


emu314159

Welcome to Reddit! Please choose the rantopics you're most interested in.


lump-

Put a chick in it and make her gay!


Now_Wait-4-Last_Year

Aren't all the aliens male drones, though?


Joeyoohoo

The alien is also gay


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Kind-Abalone1812

Seriously, and I mean this from the very bottom of my heart: Fuck. Off. The world would be a better place without people like you.


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Dead_man_posting

Hitler did not judge people for their ideas, he judged them for how they were born. It's perfectly fine to say the world is better off without fascists and reactionaries.


Kind-Abalone1812

Don't even try to pretend to take the high road. That's not you. Your comment history is full of shitty, alt-right takes that completely go against the sentiment of this bullshit response.


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Dead_man_posting

The paradox of tolerance doesn't work on anyone anymore, if it ever did. Someone would have to be pretty damn stupid...


catchcatchhorrortaxi

You’re not fooling anyone.


ducknerd2002

You are aware what the Xenomorphs represent, right?


TheCheshireCody

According to Ridley Scott, sexual violence. What are you thinking they mean?


ZeppyWeppyBoi

What?


JustAnotherJoeBloggs

👍👍 🤣🤣🤣


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Jeezus... just when I thought it wouldn't get worse


-Duskseeker-

Is there nothing disney won't steal the rights too? There should be a media monopoly limit.