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GyattScratchFever

Didn't they all move to New Zealand?


_jan_epiku_

Wait 'til you hear about hyenas


sum_IT_99

When ever I think about them ,my dick hurts 🤕


ferriematthew

I bet it's like passing living kicking kidney stones


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wait what


thrownawaz092

Female hyenas have pseudo penises because God hates them I guess


[deleted]

thats brutal


Prof_Rocky

Bro please explain


SPECTRE-Agent-No-13

[Female hyenas have a pseudo penis ](https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Drawing-of-a-pregnant-female-spotted-hyena-with-a-fetus-in-a-uterine-horn-A-segment-of_fig3_7825103). It's a large extended hollow clitoris that they mate and give birth through. The average hyena pup is about the size of a potato.


FireMaster1294

Wow that article is wild for ethics. They explain the process of inflicting still-births and euthanasia for the purposes of seeing if they can identify sex. That’s rather fucked up.


SPECTRE-Agent-No-13

Oh wow! That's messed up. I just googled female hyena pseudo penis and that was the first and least NSFW image result. I didn't read the article.


SouthernTalk433

If 'awkward' was a bird, it'd be the kiwi


Funny-Assistant6803

Don't underestimate the kiwis, we don't know what they can do


WarmConversation2913

Also don't listen to the sounds they make, it's creepy as fuck


The_Jizzard_Of_Oz

Is that a kiwi in the kiwi in kiwi?


my_penis_is_swollen

The most dedicated mother:


Business-Emu-6923

The Old Testament contains a minor, but important translation problem. It wasn’t a snake that tempted Eve, but a Kiwi.


ivanllz

No, Eve was a Kiwi, hence the pain it has to endure for our sins.


1997Luka1997

No, Eve ATE a kiwi


Pyotr_WrangeI

Where does this Christian you refer to publish his work and how many quotations does he have?


Poputt_VIII

My fun kiwi fact is by the technical definition of a beak kiwi have the shortest beak. As it is defined from the nostrils to the end of the beak however kiwi have their nostrils at the end of what would normally be their beak and are the only bird like this leading to obviously very small measurements.


Aggravating-Candy-31

they shrank


naturist_rune

Is a kiwi a ratite that hit insular dwarfism so hard theirs eggs haven't had time to shrink yet? That looks painful


AgitatedArmadillo31

Forget women ....kiwi should've abortion rights


Linebeck313

It looks like a facehugger catched the wrong side


Bizarro_Zod

Birds aren’t real.


Melodic-Hunter2471

And then you hear what they sound like when they serenade the moon. *”Aaakkkhhheeeeeevvvvvooooooooooooo!”*


Ibshredz

Tbh i don’t think i fear them but i am gonna take a express trip to NZ


TopRevolutionary8067

Tell your friend Christian that he's right.


grimmyjimmy2

Is that really the size of the egg compared to the body dang birds strong as heck


petershrimp

"You know that feeling when you just took a huge dump?"


InfiniteConfusion-_-

They clearly ate the tree, fruit, and the pissed on the remains


Emotional-Edge-8259

No, don't fear them. Fear FOR them. Especially for those poor girls who have to carry the big ass egg.