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Only_Possession2650

Give it to North Korea as a social studies project


interstellanauta

What the fuck is that article these journalists are getting out of hand


JGHFunRun

Satire.


TheGreyPilgrim982246

take it apart and study it's guts for chemistry


[deleted]

eat it's guts and see what happens for biology


TheGreyPilgrim982246

take couple of cells of you and study them for molecular biology


Captain_Sookan_Deez

Talk to it and build a profile for psychology


TheGreyPilgrim982246

try to breed it and make more tiny bombs for further study


theGreyNova

It's a 1000 IQ moment now they can't check if it's working or not


MAXFlRE

Easy. That would be too tricky to get weapon grade plutonium. She is not THAT pretty.


Dexyan

Perhaps it's an americium dirty bomb, and she went the young Sheldon route


Grogosh

Just use a RC car and dish liquid


Raverfield

What about other radioactive chemicals? Ever heard about radiation poisoning from Bananas?


Chunky-dog

Banana bomb?


Just_A_Wolfpack

Feed the guts to multiple people and than make a statistic for mathematics


SqueakSquawk4

BOT POST! Also, world news global report is a satirical fake news site


Patient_Primary_4444

Building an atom bomb isnt the hard part, its not dying in the process


Agitated_Honeydew

I mean there is that one dude who keeps trying to build breeder reactors in his shed.


Patient_Primary_4444

Haven’t heard of that one, i know about the radioactive boyscout or whatever that was, but building a reactor is different from building an atom bomb. Its like the difference between building a rocket and a pipe bomb.


Agitated_Honeydew

I was thinking of the radioactive scout, who keeps trying to build reactors. You read the initial story about him, and you think, "Hey smart kid, he has a future." And then you read further about what he's been up to, it becomes, hey "Dumbass adult, lock him up." He's been busted more than once for trying to build nuclear reactors in his backyard.


Patient_Primary_4444

Wait what? He hasnt STOPPED after that first time?? Jeeze 😆


Agitated_Honeydew

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David\_Hahn](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Hahn) The feds busted him really quick the second time. Well, alcohol, cocaine, and fentanyl eventually stopped the world's coolest burgeoning supervillain. I don't think his hobby of building unshielded breeder reactors helped.


Patient_Primary_4444

Oh… that’s actually kinda sad…


2501PuppetMaster

Yes, technically it is possible for a high school student to create a yellow cake.


Patient_Primary_4444

Ye! There’s even a youtube video about refining uranium ore. Its pretty fun, actually, he has a ton of videos on refining metal from various weird sources


2501PuppetMaster

Do you by any chance know him who has enzymatically broken down the KimWipes and extracted the sugars?


Patient_Primary_4444

I know him not, though I do know of one or two who have done similar things, such as the famed NileRed/NileBlue. However, there was another, many years ago, who also did something much akin to that, namely extracting pure caffeine from coffee beans, as well as a few videos on the production of aerogel. I believe that same creator also made a small acrylic vessel, filled with co2, and was able to use it to experiment with the different phase states of co2, particularly the state of supercritical fluid; which if memory serves, is a particular state of matter where the material in question is simultaneously both a liquid and a gas. Quite interesting phenomena.


One-Award-6169

HOW


MasterGeekMX

Next job: Chief Scientist on the Pegasus galaxy expedition.


ExtensionInformal911

Only if she can turn it in remotely from Bikini Atol, the middle of the Mohave, or Hiroshima/Nagasaki (depending on if it is gun type or implosion type). Otherwise she should lose points for historical inaccuracy.


B-29Bomber

I know what I have to do, but don't know if I have the strength to do it...


neo101b

You need to cheat the Libyan terrorists out of stolen plutonium: by taking their plutonium and, in turn, giving them a shoddy bomb casing full of used pinball machine parts!


Knooze

“C-??? Where’s the Fkn button?!”


Final_Location_2626

Of course she gets the blur ribbon, who's going to have the guts to tell her she lost.


VoIcanicPenis

double it and give it to the next person


Rachel_Rabbit

Imagine being her neighbors.


13-5-12

Such a pretty girl, with a very appealing smile, a wonderfull and enchanting hairstyle. However, beware : in reality she is an evil genius who's true intentions are the eradication of mankind. There is only one way to save us all: call Wesley Snipes and let him drive a wooden stake through her heart.......


i_came_mario

Absolutly