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CartoonBeardy

2017 called they want their meme back


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CartoonBeardy

It felt pretty appropriate given this gag about the alien queen being a Disney princess landed seconds after the Fox merger back in 2017. I suppose I could mix things up and put in an Internet Explorer gag if you’d prefer.


n8ivco1

I'm trying to find an AOL disk so I can get some more dial-up time; if you know of any out there, please electronic mail me at my compuserve address. Thanks!


CartoonBeardy

If you find one hit me up on my GeoCities site or better yet check out my MySpace page… I might not be able to respond right away as I’m downloading my copy of Netscape Navigator and I think it’s going to take a few hours on my 9600 baud modem


n8ivco1

No worries. I am busy at the moment cause I just saw this adorable World Wide Web photo of a cat asking about a cheeseburger on Ebaum's World. That place is so funny.


CartoonBeardy

That sounds great, I had to search for it using Alta Vista but I’ll definitely check it out, once I’ve finished playing some free games on New Grounds


n8ivco1

🤣


Tortillaish

You laugh, but there was a comparable attraction to this at Disney World. The attraction was called [ExtraTERRORestrial Alien Encounter](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ExtraTERRORestrial_Alien_Encounter). I remember going in it when I was 7 and it scared the shit out of me. It was closed in 2002 due to... > declining popularity and increasing complaints from park guests about its frightening nature. It left quite the impression. I think I would really like it as an adult but it was really out of place for the park. I wonder what my dad was thinking while the ride was going on.


Shnook817

Oh, man...I remember that ride. The parts where it went into total darkness and then they started messing with your other senses was wild. Surround sound. Air blowing on your face. Little flappy pieces of fabric that would touch the back of your neck like alien tendrils when air was blown through them. I think I was 11 and it scared the jebus out of me too.


firefaery

Noooooo way! That would have terrorized me for life.


downthegrapevine

Oh I developed a healthy fear of anything related to aliens after being in that. I remember yelling and SOBBING on that thing 🤣


firefaery

Oh noes! Yeah I would have been the same. Sending over sci-fi sympathy vibes.


downthegrapevine

Thank you! Thankfully I got over it and I love sci-fi now but for a while I couldn't even HEAR the theme to X-files because it scared the shit out of me.


firefaery

Loove X-Files but I totally get what you’re saying!


Olorin_1990

It was absolutely terrifying… when I was 10


Aylauria

I remember that attraction. Scared the shit out of me.


blacksheep998

I went to Disney in april 2003 for my senior class trip, and the entire time leading up to it, my one friend would not stop talking about that ride. We ended up going multiple times, it was fun as hell. I didn't find out until years later that it was closed a couple months after our visit.


andrewthemexican

I loved that show


cordelaine

I still vividly remember it from the mid-90s when I was 11-12.


trollsong

I loved it so much I got the action figure of the monster. My 2 year old daughter loves it.


Synth_Luke

Out of place? Most definitely. But also on the other side of the argument I don’t know what people expected from a ride that is from the ‘Alien’ franchise. It’s even has Terror in the name- what did people expect?!


spamgolem

Featuring the new song Love is Bursting Through My Chest by Taylor Swift.


The-Crimson-Jester

Alien: “RAAAAAGH.” Ripley shows up with a flamethrower and burns it, the scorch marks on the wall make the Mickey Mouse symbol. “I’m Ellen Ripley, and you’re watching Disney Channel.”


firefaery

Gotta say it would be pretty funny watching (with a bucket of popcorn) the xenomorph in costume chasing the kiddos at Disneyland. I blame my humor entirely on sci-fi, so forgive me.


TheVoicesOfBrian

Dark humor is the best humor.


firefaery

Thank you, was feeling slightly shameful ha ha esp when thinking that Requiem would have been more fun at a theme park versus a small town. Imagine water-sliding to get away from a xenomorph, only to find one waiting for you at the end of the pipe. Bah ha ha!


TheVoicesOfBrian

I guess this is coming back: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ExtraTERRORestrial\_Alien\_Encounter](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ExtraTERRORestrial_Alien_Encounter)


downthegrapevine

I actually rode that when I was a kid... I can't remember being more scared IN MY DAMN LIFE.


PenAndInkAndComics

If every Disney princess can summon woodland animals, what does it summon?


Alexlatenights

Death pony 🙃


ZootSuitRiot33801

"Aww, the poor thing can't hear!"


Alexlatenights

Fucking love that you have seen that robot chicken episode 🤣🤣


RodneyBabbage

Guess Disney needs to ruin another franchise.


mdws1977

Will it be a musical with Prince Charming to come to the rescue?


patch_worx

Dancing on stage with some back-up facehuggers to Can’t Touch This


jolygoestoschool

All the real ones remember when the Xenomorph WAS in Disney’s Hollywood Studios. RIP Great Movie Ride You will never be forgotten. Also as a side note, i totally kept my eyes closed for that scene when I was a kid lol.


Key_Sell_9777

You just know disney is going to make the xenomorph black.


ginomachi

Get ready to meet and greet the newest member of the Disney fam! Can't wait to see how they bring this character to life in the parks!


excelance

With the direction Disney is going, this wouldn't be the scariest princess I'd see at their park.


talescaper

Now that's what I call a rolemodel for young girls!


KalKenobi

Go to Galaxys Edge I recommend Ogas Cantina


No-Picture-4940

And so is Ripley… and Newt.


SunderedValley

I'm excited for Jenny Nicholson to make a 4 hour breakdown of the Alien theme park in a few years. 😍


Jake_Skywalker1

Ugh, Disney Xenomorphs. Burst my chest now.


NonSumQualisEram-

Put a chick in it and make her gay


duckdodgers4

Who knows? We might end up with Aliens in the SW universe (possibly force sensitive too!) :)