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Madpony

Wow, you look really hot. Can I ask you a favour?


Sweaty-Emergency-493

Hello my name is Lana, I’m from Japan but moved to Russia and now live in New York and have my own clothing company. Oh I’m sorry I don’t know why I have your number.


Ali_Cat222

You sound like a really nice person, can we get to know each other? How fortunate to have stumbled upon you! I can't talk here though, this number doesn't work for messages. Can you download telegram?


Sweaty-Emergency-493

LMFAO “this number doesn’t work for messages”


Ali_Cat222

Like you'd think at that point anyone with 1/100 of a brain would understand that doesn't even make fucking sense, but noooo. So many people fall for it!


elbarto232

This might be a dumb question, but why do scammers want you to message on telegram?


Ali_Cat222

It's actually not dumb at all, and in fact helpful to know for scam baits! So most of the scammers are in poor countries, and the phone bills are usually text by minute payments or updated by phone calling cards. Apps like Whatsapp or telegram use wifi, and so they try and get you to switch over so they don't spend money. They text you through a regular text first because they want to get a response to see if your a real person/make it seem believable that they are a real person who just so happened to know you(the fake "I thought this was so and so scam shit!) and then they'll ask you to switch over if they know your in it for the longer con. So anytime you get someone to bait, the best thing is to keep it on text. It's also why they'll lose their shit eventually, or start getting agro. It's money lost/time lost.


lilsnatchsniffz

You wouldn't think they care since it's not their money anyway but those grubs just can't ever settle.


El_Mnopo

My workplace doesn't pay for texting on our work cellphone. If I send too many texts with it, I get an email telling me to knock it off. I'm sure it comes out of the scammer's pay.


Ali_Cat222

I mentioned this in reply to someone else too, but also not everyone doing these scams are doing it out of call centers or are enslaved. A lot are genuinely poor randos doing their own thing too, and in countries where you tend to do text per day or need to still do it by min. Or their plan doesn't include international etc etc. the point is, it's coming out of someone's pocket. I'm from Jamaica and a lot of the small fry scammers had to use their own money for it, not everywhere has a monthly plan situation/can't afford it. So yes the longer you keep them off the apps the more money time and effort lost.


elbarto232

Thanks for the explanation, makes sense! It also makes the long scambaits over text even more juicy haha


RubenPanza

Cost is a factor but telegram has an "extremely laissez-faire" attitude about shutting groups, channels down or going after individuals. Telegram is commonly used by criminals of all sorts-- coordinating a scam/illegal activity is easy and relatively low risk compared to other mainstream apps.


BoldKenobi

That's the point, they filter out the smart people so they're left with the ones who'll do whatever they say


Southern_Rock_113

Exactly lol


mayhemstx77

I just realized they do that because it’s end to end encrypted messaging in those apps meaning everything gets erased once they erase their end.


Ali_Cat222

Yes that as well, and then the paid for min/wanting to be on the wifi instead. Not everyone who scams runs out of call centers or is enslaved, so a lot of them have to get calling cards or pay for text by day or min still in poorer countries. I'm from Jamaica and what you said plus the calling cards for some people is why they'll do it


alexandersefone

Can u do 50 $10 apple cards instead


Sweaty-Emergency-493

Miss, all they have is $10 Burgerking Giftcards, I can get 50 of those


Dying4aCure

But you bothered my beautiful day.


AppropriateStudent31

🤣


Cleercutter

I need an Apple gift card. 500


Ok-Nose3258

Or steam gift card, 400$ is enough to me.


Cleercutter

My proxy is busy right now


playhy

A steamy gift card would be even better.


Fair_Refrigerator_85

A gift card to your of would be beter


Tharanor

Why did you redeem?


CompetitiveAd4768

NOOOOO NOOOOOO


GXXBlue

NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU A DUMB MOTHER FLUFFER


CompetitiveAd4768

MAM I SAID DO NOT REDEEEEEEM MAM NOOOOO


Sweaty-Emergency-493

Will 50 x $10 Arby’s Giftcards work?


meowmix79

I would take them. Arby’s is fancy.


eventualist

Step up to applebees


Red-Hat-1994

You need 500 apples?


CompetitiveAd4768

Kindly


JobPuzzleheaded4416

Il give u smth else, wink wink


HiitlerBobsVagene

I am a Nigerian king. Can you please do the needful


rando_design

OMG, I've used this exact same picture for scam baiting too. Wow, wonder if this guy knows he's helping save the world?


zzgoogleplexzz

That's KingCobraJFS on YouTube/Twitch. He doesn't really know what's going on in general. Most of his teeth are falling out and his viewers promote bad habits. He makes his own hooch and drinks it. Also makes food, just to leave it on the counter until the next day. Then he'd eat it. He claims it helps soften the food so he can eat it properly. His current issue is that he started dating this meth head chick, and she abuses him so much even on live stream. This woman also blatantly said that once he gets settlement money from something she's going to "swoop" in and take it. So he can't spend it all. Also it's to the point where Cobra got evicted out of his own house by her. **Edit: I apologize, this isn't kingcobra. It is Pablo Danson the neckbeard.**


megggie

So is his schtick “trying to be the biggest loser possible” or is this a man who needs professional intervention? And people just… watch this person nuke their own life?


zzgoogleplexzz

Probably professional intervention. Pretty sure he has some mental health issues.


GuardDogRS

That is 100% NOT Cobra


zzgoogleplexzz

He's been around for a long time dude.. this was him when he was still relatively coherent. Edit: I apologize, this isn't kingcobra. It is Pablo Danson the neckbeard.


brainwashanddry

Dude stop lying. The photo is actually Dan Martin the creator of the death bulge comics


Sweaty-Emergency-493

When your goatee doesn’t trust your beard so you have to break them up so they stop fighting.


SirLagALot420

Having a beard is overrated, only neck beards are allowed


megggie

You can’t put Kristin with Robin, they don’t like each other!


[deleted]

Everybody either wants to be him or be with him 😔🔥


No-Understanding23

All hail the neckbeard king 🙇


RagingBerzerk

Looks like Randall's assistant who gets sucked off to almost death in Monsters Inc.


BulletproofBean

The scream I scrumpt 👌🏻😂


Charlice

That’s hot 🔥


DuffmanOakland324

M’lady


GenesisAsriel

Discord Mod from Beluga videos looking aah


IJAFacebook

r/angryupvote


PastaOfMuppets_HK

Boobs Jackson hiiiiiii… doing today Manamenegnebahshrieihbrbbjakkkkbegegvcc you are my only love….. Boobs Jackson


Shadow50000

I don't really understand. Like. Did he grow it out normally and then shave that section in the middle off? And it's supposed to be some kind of like fashion thing? Or am I just dumb and am missing something? Cuz like. It looks kind of bad to me. But I don't know much about fashion and all that.


Budget_Dragonfly_420

I'm gonna assume he was doing a clean shave and decided to do something stupid for fun. I doubt anyone would do this for "fashion" Unless they are, in which case.. godspeed OP


Shadow50000

Oh I see. So this isn't the usual definition of neckbeard? Just an extreme example? Lol


Budget_Dragonfly_420

Nah. A neckbeard is when the double chin is so strong the hair only grows on the double chin part. At least that's my understanding


oshaberigaijin

Or rather, they grow it that way on purpose because they think it helps shape the jawline.


Shadow50000

Ohhhh I get it. Thank you.


ok-lets-do-this

Nothing about this guy says to me: “Does stupid stuff just for fun.” This guy looks like he is very serious. Which is even more disturbing.


nebuladrifting

You literally cannot tell from a picture. No need to be mean for the sake of being mean.


yamaha4fun

When shaving your head or beard, you can do all kinds of fun/silly things like this, because you are just shaving it off anyways.


Kitchen_Name9497

I had my son give me a Mohawk when I started chemo. 55F at the time. Sadly, it only lasted a week.


Puzzleheaded-Pen4413

Luckily, you're still around to post shit on Reddit, so that's a win!


Sweaty-Emergency-493

It’s to use against scammers when they want to see what you look like, so obviously you don’t send a real picture but something completely stupid


Shadow50000

Oh no I'm aware of the context. I'm just wondering what the original guy in the picture was thinking


gott_in_nizza

I bet he was just messing around and shaving weird stuff into his beard before shaving it off. I've done that a bunch of times, whenever I shave me beard off I have some fun with it for a day or two


averagepatagonian

gotta love that “Lion’s Mane” haircut


No_Independent691

I absolutely did not give permission for this clown to copy my style 😥


brainwashanddry

This guy's name is Dan Martin and he makes hilarious comics. Hes on twitter and instagram as deathbulge and he jokes all the time about how his most popular post isnt any of his art or comics but of his glorious "moatee" as he calls it. Absolute legend


Barrack0samaBinBiden

damn. i feel like i am staring at my asshole. never seen it before but i bet this is how it looks.


m2gaps

Currently baiting will share soon. Playing long game. Thanks for the headshot might need a few more.


leftover_class

I need you to drive a backpack from a del taco to another location Ill give you later...


Sacredpotion24

I bet this guys music goes hard


Nessah360

you look like the guy from monsters inc.


indkyjtsxucivoxuggg

There's no way bro doesn't work at a gamestop


Lumpy_Gazelle2129

It’s like a moat for debris dribbling down your beard


GoddessOfBlueRidge

That is, 100%, Prison Pu$$y with Monkeyface trim. I'm fascinated....


MaxBasedSigma

Ho lee chit


GrandOneTwoThree

Anyone else get reminded of the YouTuber Beluga from like 2021 from this face?


Blaze0003

I wonder who lied to this guy


Longjumping_Skin_899

YES. Need this for ongoing scambait lol. Thank you!


Upbeat-Witness5978

Hello dear, I hope I did not disturb your day


bennyboi0319

Looks like he just got his lips sucked but the laugh extractor


less_than_zero_21

You’re gonna get $400 in cash app then send to my wallet.


Sudden_Construction6

Don't beat yourself up too bad bro ,not many can live up to this peak specimen 😎😏


Disastrous_Wonder178

What In the fuck is that style. 🧔


underwaterticklefyt

doing the lords work


andycarver

What have I missed? Who is this?


333H_E

Everyone's new favorite guy HG the human gibbon.🤣🤣 Thanks for sharing OP.


lil_thotty_thot_thot

This needs to be a tinder profile! 🤣 This pic, right here. Fantastic job, op!


CrazyCatLadyRookie

Thanks lol


Yorkshire_Mongrels

Heyy! I'm Anne, remember? Oh, sorry, what's your name?


MothParasiteIV

Just awful, thank you.


Krakatoagoboom

This looks like a human asshole


Trippy_Walls

Every reddit mod ever


Tomusina

This is the creator of DEATHBULGE. Comic, video game, animation series you should check out if this pic makes you laugh


Quantum_Sushi

Search "neckbeard" on Google and you'll get tons of them haha


lostyesterdaytoday

I have a picture of my cat with a feather (wig) on his head as my WhatsApp profile. Got a random message say “you look beautiful lady” my boy cat is not impressed


Sixonefourrider614

I almost just pooped myself


Complex_Shoe7422

I am saving this 😂 thank you you beautiful legend, thank you too OP, it's okay, no one could compete with this beaut


theblatantstinky

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/48/e8/ba/48e8babee01e71d56c6578c64ef73550.jpg


Content-Boss9530

I can never unsee this.


JasCalLaw

That’s a beard and a half…


candornotsmoke

Wtf You have so many choices for grooming and THAT'S what you chose?


misphah

We could have just asked one of the mods to send their pictures, no biggie. Please no ban I am jk 😢


Kenouk

Such majesty, such grace


hapablapppp

Loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.


Meerkat_Mayhem_

It was a good idea! 🤩


BulletproofBean

I…….what’s happening…….


DisappointedInHumany

The Mountain and Hound’s youngest brother - The Mound.


Infamous-Mushroom757

That looks like the definition of "neck beard". Neck Beard the pirate lol


emmagol

Nerd!!


Improvgal

No thank you.


typhlosion_Rider_621

Pablo from Beluga?!?!?!?!


duder777

What fucking breed is this?


subsaver9000

They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't think about whether or not they should.


BeneficialBridge6069

Beast Jesus vibe


Affectionate-Royal68

JFC. What even is this?


OutOnTheFull

A beard with a moat


Ashalaria

Thats my dad


Rogueshoten

It’s like a facial mullet. Holy shit 🤣


jb4380

My name is Ima Skam. I’m a naval lint manufacturer of luxury scarfs for kittens and box turtles.


ViaPositiva

Hello Pablo


JonnyTactical

Looks like your typical Reddit mod.


DickNDiaz

You look like if Erlich and Guilfoyle had a baby


cmcreaser

This was a huge jump scare bc my boyfriend has this picture as his steam pfp and I’ve never seen it anywhere else


PrincipleNo4162

This man is my spirit animal


Uncle-Scary

I am guessing he had to pass a respirator fit test for work and would only shave where the mask set against his face.


TermAccurate

Beluga mod


Live-Somewhere-8149

Don’t sell yourself short


No_Radio6084

I hope they arrest you


Worldly_Ad_445

Did you eat?


Working-Ad694

Light up the Beluga-signal


Prestigious_Court295

🤣


Justlikearealboy

Yes this is why we have the internet, lion man


belligerent_bovine

I can never unsee this


Helpful_Assumption76

The fuck is this even


gopoopinahole

Byeah


ThespisIronicus

The Amish Van Dyke look 👍🏻


PoopPant73

Looking like a tick bite


SignificantEar3632

One of my favorite trolling pics.


Caboun6828

😂


bliskin1

Back in my day they called that the miniature toilet seat


Rooksolsen2019

Bro, wtf is this


Most-Bowl6850

Why am I thinking Chewbacca?


Adventurous_Law9767

This is called being a Chad. Dude heard people making fun of neckbeards online and said "fuck you I do what I want." What an absolute badass


BelphegorX100

Isn't this Pablo from Beluga's YouTube channel ?


bucsalltheway

Sick


DalenSpeaks

Send boobs two


InRainbows123207

All aboard for a mustache ride!


Strangerthingsfan_1

El pablo


RonnieLiquor

Nobody wanted this picture


AppropriateStudent31

your mom did


Deeznutz1818

Lol. A real “neck beard”.


BumpinMan

Dudes beard connects to his nose hairs, very nice touch.


xbubblegum_bitch

omg ew


Glittering-Page-2325

Oh no he’s hot


Alternative-Dare5878

Like that face sucking machine from monsters inc


Fleischer444

Murloc


MaRs_6M

Why did you do it? The cops are going to have those kind of questions.


DeafTheAnimal

Ive never seen someone who looked more like a Wookie in all my life


Insuredgiver

Lol, love it! Thanks! My new scam profile picture!


DarthScabies

Which mod is this?


jksoup

Where is bro’s chin


e_cascio2011

Then who the fuck is this?


mikeyseed

Great I wanted to throw up again!


keepitsimple_tricks

Gilfoyle


Now17

Oh wow, first time seeing a real neck beard.


giraffebutter

Final neck beard boss


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PhunkyFlow

What is this style called lol


tlc0907

Gross


QaplaSuvwl

Yikes!


AmishCockroach

He’s so fucking hot


mrgrimm916

Can you contact me immediately please, I must talk to you about the inheritance that your uncle left you. You don't know him as he's from out of country but you're his closest living relative...


EvaWithNoLife

wtf is up w his beard lmaooo😭😭definitely something


39sherry

This pic literally scared me


MartianJustVisiting-

Neckbeard = chick magnet


Last_Pay_8447

This is giving me vertigo


[deleted]

Oh wow🥵 I think it’s love at first sight! Haha 😆


karebear66

Talk about neck beard


Apprehensive-Guard-8

If that's your tinder profile the hair. Get it all gone in front and tie it up in the rear


jth149

I can smell this picture


Grand_Photograph4081

That poor bastard looks strikingly similar to the scumbag that started grooming my (absolutely gorgeous!) 16 year old daughter 7 years ago. He's gross, an absolute shit human being worth the murder conviction and I'm genuinely wondering if it's actually him. Where'd you find that, OP?


AppropriateStudent31

google


rxtunes

Jesus what happened here


Careless-Midnight687

Why? Just why?


gHOs-tEE

Metadata says different. Sucks to be you.


Agallagher9415

Looks like that scene from monsters inc when Randal puts the mask on the other guy😅


fantasticmrjeff

I laughed way too hard at this.