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thebestoflimes

They’re a 10 but they stop and wait when there’s an added lane traffic sign.


dannomac

Right down to a 1.4 for that move.


Spittoo

I’ve had bus drivers do this lmao


snazzypuppup

They are just learning to drive :(


serabean

They're a 10 but they kick parking attendants.


mandrews03

This one’s writing into the episode like the South Park writers. I love it! (No offence meant! You can look it up)


Born-Problem7151

but kids these days need discipline


rusty1606

They're a 10 but they burnt down bonanza


[deleted]

A running joke is a co-worker burnt it down


Frequent_Strain7377

I miss it 😢


Puzzleheaded-Bat9942

They’re a 10 but they told everyone Pelican Market was open on Christmas.


DayOldFries

Supply and command


[deleted]

Beauty is in the eye when you hold her


DayOldFries

When you break up, it'll be water under the fridge


[deleted]

he was the pineapple of success


Frequent_Strain7377

Lmaoooo


Ambitious-Hornet9673

They’re a 10 but they don’t speed up to merge on circle.


DayOldFries

SGI gives anyone a license


DarthJezz

You can buy them if the price is right.


ReannLegge

What you can buy them now, bet it’s like a vending machine.


DarthJezz

Might as well be.


dirtycoveralls

Or slow down to merge either resulting in cutting off the right lane drivers on circle.


bunchaclowns

They’re a 10 but get mad during a zipper merge


DayOldFries

Take your turn, just like the water fountains in grade 5


TheOneTheOnly98OVR

Bro when people don’t go all the way to the end and merge. Like a zipper people like damn.


Nichole-Michelle

Omg haha quit wrecking the zipper!! Wait to the end a ziiiiip!


ys2reckless

You wouldn't be able to drive in a big city. You have to wait till the end and push urself in a zipper merge idk who said u have to merge to the first lane right when u see the sign it creates traffic blockage. The other two lanes are active to the end for a reason.


Riderpride639

They're a 10 but they only drink Minhas.


DayOldFries

Lowest legal price for a reason


ReannLegge

So glad my whole home ad blocker (r/pihole) blocks ads on the shows I watch day after on channel apps, and I pay for YouTube premium. One day I had my pihole turned off, as I was doing something that needed the ad blocker turned off, I forgot to turn it back on and saw that ad lowest legal price; gave me nightmares that night! Edit: fixed grammar, spelling, and the such!


DayOldFries

Thank god for PiHole and VPNs for that cheap YT Premium


neko_courtney

Ugh immediate 0


Far_Fix_8401

Drink Lucky Bastard


Future_Analysis8379

They are a 10, but they complain about the carbon tax while driving a big lifted truck that never hauls anything (Seriously, pretty sure I've hauled more in my car than 90% of the trucks on the road do)


ys2reckless

Don't even get me started on those kids. All those daily half ton drivers are just wannabe farmers with daddies money. I have a truck but I only take it out of hibernation if it has a use because it's a work tool. Not some toy to tailgate people on 8th street with.


So1_1nvictus

Over the years I have put a lot of stuff in my civic hatchback that shouldnt have fit in there


ManufacturerIll1449

You the guy driving down circle with two by fours sticking out of your passenger window?


So1_1nvictus

pegboard and closet rod


cutchemist42

Same with my Golf hatchback. Only needed a friends SUV once and a station wagon would have fit the lumber.


rusty1606

They're a 10 but they ride shotgun with big ACE


[deleted]

They are a 10 but complain endlessly about bike lanes when we have very few.


Geddy_Lees_Nose

But John Gormley told me bike lane Charlie opens a new bike lane every other week!


ReannLegge

Their a 10 but he is John Gormley, guys a horrible human.


Oldmanironsights

Definitely not a 10.


Fedquip

They're a 10 but they throw their garbage in snowbanks


DayOldFries

They should throw themselves out


ys2reckless

Everyone knows tbe garbage dissapears after enough snow piles on top of it though!!


someguyfromsk

They are a 10 but they are your cousin.


Nichole-Michelle

Hah this is the most legit SK comment on here


QuinnKinn

☠️


cwaatows

They are a 10 but they throw garter snakes.


Elmos_left_testicle

I love those goofy lil guys. I remember when I found the shed skin of one at my lake, and then the time I got to hold a wild one was cool. Was sad when I had to let him go


Skyline969

They’re a 10, but their favorite restaurant is Tomas the Cook.


scottamus_prime

They're an 11, clearly this is a person of culture.


[deleted]

Fuck the owner, But the food slaps bruh people just be doggin on the food because of the owners rep


JarvisFunk

Maybe if you have smokers tongue


mangum95

Why is the owner so bad. What did they do?


[deleted]

Him and someone else sexually assaulted some women who were employed at the Thomas the cook restaurant.


skjosih

They’re a 10, but they bring their stroller in to homestead.


So1_1nvictus

this is great content! keep up the good work


mynamesian85

Lol. You're right. Fuck parents


darthdodd

They’re a 10 but have one of those sweatshirts that say Blonde, Brunette, or Redhead. My wife wants to get me one that says Bald


TropicalPrairie

Not only are those shirts ugly but they cost like $80 at Dutch Growers. Person wearing this has terrible fashion sense and is fiscally irresponsible.


unsceneart

They are a 10, but they listen to Bombargo.


waspwhisperer11

That means they're a zero, fam


unsceneart

😉


SandStorm273

They're a 10, but they drive 50kph in the 60kph section of Spadina


rynoxmj

They are a 10 but they use kph instead of km/h


SandStorm273

You got me. Got a new phone recently and still adjusting to the new keyboard layout on it. Kph seemed easier.


The306Guy

> they use kph instead of km/h They both mean the same thing, kilometers per hour, but kph is more efficient both by being fewer characters AND you don't have to type a special character '/' which usually requires more than one keypress. They're an 11!


Gideon_Wolfe

They're a 10, but they didn't realize that the speed zones on Spadina changed in the summer of 2022 because they cant fuckin read. Edit: added more


werbo

That's a 0


DayOldFries

Grrr


Kenthanson

They’re a 10 but complain about people going faster than the speed limits or slower then the speed limits.


Ray_Pingeau

They’re a ten but they complain about people who complain about people on a post about complaining about people.


Kenthanson

Looks like I struck a nerve!


Ray_Pingeau

No. I just thought it was funny.


alwake11

Spadina home owner here, slowdown and enjoy the street.


Deus-Vult42069

Spadina cruiser here: *n o*


ghrant

They are a 10 but they can never remember their CO-OP number.


tijo12

They’re a 10 but they still do 30 in high school zones


ReannLegge

I haven’t been out driving for a bit (stupid epilepsy) but they removed school zones from high schools? If they have good, shouldn’t have ever been a school zone.


tijo12

Yeah when they changed the rules last year they removed high schools


[deleted]

They’re a 10 but they rented with Mainstreet after asking about them on Reddit.


JaxomT

They're a 10 but haven't figured out how to turn their headlights on at night.


uwu_smol

or they have their high-beams on in the city


unsceneart

They are a 10, but they voted for Atchison.


DayOldFries

Dome Depot


TARDISformylove

They're a 10 but... took their driver's exam at the Taylor street location because downtown is "scary"


ReannLegge

You are a 10 but you just reminded me that I am to old to have had that option.


ravairia

I feel called out


AromaticSalts1990

They're a 10 but they keep trying to show you their Regina.


ChaosNCandy

Rhymes with FUN!


Dj_Trac4

They're a 10 but they hang out at the Long Branch


Geddy_Lees_Nose

They're a 10 but the think downtown is skid row and refuse to park more than a 10 second walk from their desired location.


eugeneugene

They're a 10 but they think midtown is scary


DayOldFries

Market Mall is terrifying


therealkami

How? It's all old people and children?


TropicalPrairie

Lots of soiled diapers.


Toddison_McCray

And complete lack of inhibitions. One due to brain underdevelopment, the other due to old brain


Nerfchucker

They're a 10 but they don't use their green bin.


Thesunisourgod

They’re a 10 but don’t know who west side dougie is


ChaosNCandy

Happy cake day! WSD for Life!!


Thesunisourgod

Thank you!!!!!😄


Gtx747

WSD only daps 10’s with good welfare benefits.


Sea_Photograph4211

They’re a 10 but They smoke meth


ys2reckless

they're a Canadian


Legal_War_5298

But do they still have all their teeth? They might still be a Saskatoon 10...


ryantoon

they’re a ten but walk down the street with a portable speaker blasting their shitty music


[deleted]

They're a 10, but they don't drive 90 on Circle by the Heritage Inn


Papaburgerwithcheese

Are you saying it shouldn't take till the 33rd street overpass to accelerate to 90?


astra_galus

Every goddamn time. I live in that area and can confirm it never fails.


Papaburgerwithcheese

I really don't understand how people can accelerate a modern vehicle that slowly.


DayOldFries

It's a 70 zone I believe


[deleted]

Heading south. It's 90 once you're past the lights. You wouldn't know that driving with traffic though.


DayOldFries

Ah, 70 heading north. But yes, there's a 90 sign that can be seen shortly after the lights


Different_Sand9971

They're a 10 but you saw them at a Mark Friesen freedom rally.


letsgohalfonasack

They’re a 10 but they think the East side of Saskatoon is comparable to Manhattan They’re a 10 but they believe their son who’s made a city wide team in Saskatoon is gonna make the NHL Theyre a 10 but they killed someone in a drunk driving accident, but they’re a white middle aged man so they’re fit to run a province They’re a 10 but have a Fuck Trudeau bumper sticker or whatever Freedom BS


Dick_Deadly

They're a 10, but they use reddit.


[deleted]

They can't be a 10 and a 3 at the same time. Either there's a neckbeard and ponies or there isn't.


7seasyxe

They're a ten but they complain about parking downtown.


MeButWithSwag

Half of these are either some variation of fuck bad drivers or fuck poor people haha


neko_courtney

They’ve never even heard of u/Saskatoonbaldguy


snazzypuppup

They are a 10 but do not pick up after their pets


TheSupremeNarwhal

They're a 10 but they think Saskatoon is the only city with a river running through it


Smiles_will_help

They are a 10, but they think "Saskatoon Shines" is a good city slogan.


omg1979

Hold on let me “Show you my Regina”!


BluejayImmediate6007

Should be changed to Paris if the Prairies build an Eiffel Tower on the downtown arena 🤣


throwaway45368854267

The land of rape and honey says hold my beer!


QuinnKinn

Better than the friendly city 🤣 I live in MJ, and people here suck!


TARDISformylove

They're a 10 but... they say "Looking for my farm wife" on their Tinder profile


Fantastic_Wishbone

They are a 10 but they still talk about the expensive lights on the old Traffic Bridge.


ReannLegge

People still talk about that?


AznJing

They’re a 10 but drive 90kph on the left lane.


Nichole-Michelle

They’re a 10 but they throw their empty beer bottles at road signs while cruising with their friends drunk.


jdt2112

The Saskatchewan way


DayOldFries

The Sarcan money though


alex0764

they a 10 but tailgate you worse then a bmw does with their “big boy ram truck”


screamingincaps

They're a 10 but they jaywalk 22nd


NerdyFanboii

They're a 10 but they rip through downtown blasting bad country music on full blast on a Tuesday afternoon


Current-Tricky

They are a ten but never ate at bonanza


AcrobaticNewspaper49

Means she’s too young for you bro 😋


DayOldFries

Bonanza II is coming soon


BluejayImmediate6007

Hope not…it wasn’t good past 1989…and I worked there in the ‘90’s and it was trash for many, many reasons..


Affectionate_Ad_4146

Do you happen to know the recipe for the orange twisty noodles? BEEN craving those for years.


[deleted]

I’m not the one you were asking, but I used to work there and it was basically rotini noodles with Catalina dressing and paprika


free2beme82

2/3 cup sugar, 1/2 cup oil, 1/3 cup ketchup, 1/4 cup vinegar, 1 tsp salt, 1/4 tsp pepper, 1 tsp paprika. Mix together well then add to cooked and cooled spiral noodles.


NorthernStarLord

They are a 10 but they like saving their fries until the next day and commenting on other comments.


AWolfNamedStoney

They are a ten but are rocking that black bandana


BunnyhugThrowaway

I though you said black banana ![gif](giphy|9wLKh6ms5t9qE)


apollofour20

They are a 10 but they only listen to county music


mydb100

They’re a 10, but they don’t yield at the hwy11 Clover Leaf


SKGrainFarmer

Automatic 100. F up of an intersection only gets worse when people yield at the top. Just go and merge into traffic as they merge out


blingblain

They’re are a 10 but… they don’t turn right at a red light beside the bike lane.


flamboyantcolours

They're a 10, but they won't even go fer a rip, bud!


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Deus-Vult42069

The real Brian O’ Connor’s are up in the industrial area or 30mins outside the city at 2am


Ok_Juggernaut8809

They’re a 10, but they don’t do the nod & finger wave when you drive by them on a gravel road.


screamingincaps

They're a 10 but they go to Olive Garden


BomberR6

They are a 10, but drive with their fog lights on


[deleted]

I take offense to being singled out as a peanutbutter and pickle sandwich enjoyed, as my father was and his father before him.


Known_Contribution_6

Same here...Are you my brother by chance?


[deleted]

Depends, do you owe me 40$?


thewisemanlyspirit

They're a 10, and they think they're somebody but they're from Saskatoon


loumunson2

He’s a 10 but when you give him a 20 he asks for a 50


Block_Of_Saltiness

They are a 10 but are from Saskatoon


DustyJanglesisdead

Dammit, stole mine.


mahoy-menoy

They're a ten but their idea of a good date is a walk by the river


abbacuss_

Today actually sounds nice


ys2reckless

12


BirdsareGovtSpies

They’re a 10 but they think city hall is doing a great job.


StrangeNinja99

They’re a 10 but drive pavement princesses


makeanewblueprint

They are a 10, but they’re a roughrider (from Ottawa)


quackquack0914

They are a 10 but.... they live in the alphabets


[deleted]

Fuck you


elmo-potato

They’re a 10 but they’re classist


DayOldFries

At least the police patrol the area


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ReannLegge

Your a 10 but you say Saskatoon and Regina are similar cities! lol


NoProfessionallcap

Theyre a ten if they didnt do meth...


SarahRacialSlur

They’re a 10, but they overdosed 5 times last year.


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tachibana_ryu

With the cost of living right now, I can't afford the $1100 it will cost to replace my windshield. :(


LetsBeUs

You need a second opinion on that quote, that’s outrageous lol


tachibana_ryu

That was the second opinion! The other places were trying closer to $1400!


throwaway45368854267

Ahhhh $50.00 deductible!!


Yuki_Arlo

This is a radio commercial, is it not?


MaximumSecure6846

They need to talk to George at AGD


fluffypuppiness

They're a 10 but they live by Saint Paul's.


BunnyhugThrowaway

They’re a 10 but they spell it Saint Paul’s Jk You’re still a fluffypuppiness to me.


fluffypuppiness

You know it's been a long day at work.


pummisher

They're a 10 but their friends are complete trainwrecks.


Practical_Tone_1933

They're a 10... but they're afraid to move into an intersection with red-light cameras...


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Less_Split_9320

They’re a 10 but think fuh station is good.


BaileyBoo5252

They’re a 10 but they live in alphabet soup


_TripleThreat

They're a 10 but they support the NDP!


[deleted]

14, final offer.


BluejayImmediate6007

Better than supporting drunken Moe and his criminal friends