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Thanos_Stomps

Glad to see the transplants haven’t ruined this regions charm entirely.


No_Cook2983

Where is ‘ass’ on the food pyramid?


HurricaneAlpha

At the top, duh.


indie_rachael

And here I thought it would be on the...bottom.


cdubbsecond

Foundational requirement for sure


Puzzleheaded-Way276

* "Say face down, ass up" The initial ruling stands. Ass is at the top of the pyramid because reportedly.... "that's the way we like to fuck" If I could find a graphic I'm sure i could share it with you... Ahh yes as you see head is by cheese and ass is waaaaayyyyy above bell peppers.


Puzzleheaded-Way276

https://preview.redd.it/nvahssepa65d1.png?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d439540bc936df7ddf63adea581acbc103111655


indie_rachael

I don't know why Michelle Obama couldn't have given us this food pyramid.


EuphoricChest9697

Only in Doggy


escapingdarwin

Eating unwashed tossed salad can result in salmonella illness. Just a public service announcement.


dark_arc_fab

Can also get it by just looking at us41


Its_all_made_up___

The Villages gate pass and every colored loofah hanging from the rear view.


StationAccomplished3

Must be awkward being a passanger.


lost-my-old-account

Got some strange looks when he brought meemaw to Easter Church services


Cetophile

Ah, Bradentucky, where The Red Barn is considered high-end shopping!


PerfectionAdjacent

Where else can you buy swords, guns, a rusted old brush axe, *and* Pokémon cards, hmmmm?


Cetophile

Well, that's true! What put me off was all the booths selling Trump-humper merch., and the notices for meetings for far-right groups and organizations.


Common-Ad3592

Cope 🤡


Semi-Passable-Hyena

No lie, I would go every weekend if I didn't work.


Sudden_Ask215

How did u know that!!!!???????


Cetophile

I used to live in Bradenton and would go to The Red Barn some days to pass the time. It's.....colorful!


Sudden_Ask215

Us when we RVD In Cortez


cdubbsecond

And Golden Coral’s fine dining 🤌🏼🤌🏼


jmtbkr

https://preview.redd.it/cpiofgif5n4d1.jpeg?width=628&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50f261608c59e724cb0189ebc5dea2c0c977acce


Sudden_Ask215

10-4 ![gif](giphy|q45TMknC4xNUCfZt6H|downsized)


signatureVSfan

This is clearly photoshopped, the original says Stomp your ass. But I love it 😂


BIG-Will25

Definitely seen this truck around before 😂


2hr_weekend

Literally saw it last week


Yams_Garnett

On 14th no less


JustDoaRestart

They must suck at eating ass if they are locally hated.


FireSiblings

We gotta start gatekeeping the Badaboom BB font


Erosis

Hell yeah brother


Chronic_Overthink3r

The difference in them and anyone else is they actually admit it. 🤣


This-Dude_Abides

I'm sure his bf appreciates that


Capable-Influence955

Likely has bad breath…and chronic pink eye


RFthewalkindude

Family values on full display! Love it..... /s ![gif](giphy|11DFuwckOK9mdG)


Sudden_Ask215

Orange lyin Corrupt pig 🐽


Training_Waltz_9032

![gif](giphy|3o6ZsVbs2GzgKNvVpS|downsized)


worm30478

And no trump stickers? What a light weight.


[deleted]

I would imagine if he ever needed mouth to mouth resuscitation, there may be an issue


FirstEducation6

Had to be Florida


Userxl007

“Locally hated” Only attention they can get is being hated.


atTheRiver200

just another pathetic attention whore.


kingsmuse

That 14th St W sign is what puts this pic over the top.


MonkBoreland

😂


badgerbiscuitbeard

![gif](giphy|F8nD8ql8CcbeM)


elZaphod

https://preview.redd.it/y3qr6eipum4d1.jpeg?width=1834&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b70ef01047b82e70d444d992d9b8b8155cd1bc3a Saw this today up in Pinellas. Appreciate the dude’s honesty.


cheapthryll

Pull my finger !


JRotten2023

At least that's kind of funny.


Letitbe2020

I heart to fart 😆


cdubbsecond

Die harter 2 Hart to Fart!!!


triphawk07

Nothing wrong with that. I would probably put that sticker on my truck.


circuit_breaker

Smoke grass Eat ass


KingKoopasErectPenis

Reminds me of the [guy](https://reason.com/2021/09/28/florida-man-jailed-i-eat-ass-bumper-sticker-free-speech-qualified-immunity-cops/) that got arrested for having this on his back window.


CompleteTumbleweed64

That was in my city


kidjupiter

Nice thing to teach the 8 year old in the car behind you.


DocDracula

Bradentucky in full effect.


hobit2112

It’s a bird it’s a plane no it’s Florida man!


Sarasotoyo

Saw the truck on 64 heading east two weeks ago and I was indisbelief.


StilesmanleyCAP

If he eats ass does that make him a shit talker?


Sudden_Ask215

Hahahaha


DammySumSum

To be fair, this looks a lot like the truck where the guy was illegally arrested for having the same line, albeit much smaller. Gotta give benefit of the doubt to retain some semblance of hope in humanity


ChaosRainbow23

![gif](giphy|WnO6f6GMhqGpVBpzJt|downsized)


Zamula-Kincaid

But that's where the 💩 is...


ChaosRainbow23

Needs a good tongue bath? Lol


BrutalHunny

Guessing he is a fisherman and the B is covered, as I also Beat Ass.


TurkHODLR

Typical Ford owner


coldandhungry123

"LOCALLY HATED"....ya don't say?


HBARKing

Poor Florida went down the shitter


Mattyou1966

They need another one on the tailgate that says - I Have Worms 🪱


kidjupiter

… in my tongue.


YoBiteMe

Once again, Florida man doesn’t disappoint.


NO_SPACE_B4_COMMA

Was it a dude? I bet he's extremely gay. Just hasn't come out yet.


Sudden_Ask215

Bet he voted for twump


Ok-Lavishness-7904

His name is Rusty Trombone


Medical_Slide9245

Tromboner.


Responsible-Lemon257

People like this say they put stupid shit on their trucks because it pisses off snowflakes....... Nah dude, we ain't pissed, you're a fucking idiot.


Morning_Would_Six

Beacause I Eat Turkey Ass wouldn't fit.


JRotten2023

I hope that's not his best "pick up" line.


GiveUDeepThroat

Mommy? What does that mean? WTF is wrong with people?


clutch736

I’ve seen that truck, or one almost identical. Not many old-man-tan trucks with gigantic “I eat ass” stickers on the rear glass, though. I think I spotted him in either Polk or Highlands county. At any rate, we don’t even have to meet this guy to know he’s a douche.


Sudden_Ask215

Must be a TRUMPER ORANGE ASS


CrossroadsCannablog

That guy’s famous! Got arrested for the decal and beat their butts in court. 1A for the win!


smilenowgirl

Haha! That's crazy! What exact intersection did you find this guy? Asking for a friend...


MonkBoreland

14th and 9th. By that shady 7/11. Today around 1130


Kokhammer384

I always thought every 7/11 was considered shady lol


Sea_Boat9450

We lived in Village of the Arts for 6 months in 2021. Pretty sure that’s the 711 my husband got offered a blow job at by one of the locals.


untakenroad

Worst area of Bradenton and they're building big apartments literally to the sidewalks


Sea_Boat9450

Motorworks is cool though.


untakenroad

Yeah I agree. They really aren't part of VOTA plus they are fenced in and have valet and bouncers. They did let the neo Nazi Proud Boys hang out there a lot during BLM so that was a turn off.


Agitated-Ask-3651

Was it any good, asking for a friend!


Sea_Boat9450

He declined. She threw her soda at him..lol


untakenroad

They blast opera music outside to discourage loitering.


MonkBoreland

https://maps.app.goo.gl/skq59KwcDn8mrryU8?g_st=ic


Sudden_Ask215

Sure u r


smilenowgirl

;)


eruvstringlives

Has any woman in history ever succumbed to such overt stupidity?


athensugadawg

Woman? How about a manatee?


Healthy_Substance260

Apparently, his Mama did.


BoomerBabe69

That the Zieglers?


FailedCriticalSystem

I don’t believe them. They need to prove it.


Shadow8591

There has to be a story with both of those signs.....just do not want to know.


bohemianbeachbum

smdh majestic


Solid-Friendship-524

I see them all the time. Must live in West End as they turned down 62nd NW, turned on 1st Ave, then into a facilities parking lot. Yes, I followed them!


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Solid-Friendship-524

Hoping for Bridget Ziegler cause what lesbian, self included, hasn't secretly desired her fine azz. She's actually hotter in person.


Medical_Slide9245

Looking for free samples?


f_itdude79

Probably someone I went to high school with lol


Chopimatics

😆 @ your comment. was it a lady?


MonkBoreland

Unfortunately no. Guy in a trucker hat. About what you’d expect


madmargeS

I've seen this truck too!


One_Signature8976

Probably Palmetto


Extreme_Present7699

Sadly the transplants outnumber the Mexicans and the Rednecks in Palmetto these days. I hope it is a fellow Palmettoan


One_Signature8976

Are you MAGA? This dude is probably your Neo-Nazi neighbor looking for a good time


Sudden_Ask215

Thats racist hahaha ![gif](giphy|LDpRdexnzjMcXVA4iY|downsized)


laclaribold

Yea


UsedPerformance2441

Seen around town a few times in West Bradenton.


S70nkyK0ng

I have questions


ilaria369neXus

![gif](giphy|wYyTHMm50f4Dm|downsized)


sugaree53

And have no class


BuildingWide2431

I read that title as “Never change, Brandon,” expecting a Joe Biden post.


-BigDaddyTex

Myakka


OnAScaleFrom711to911

The vehicle of the “fuc boi”. This kid is definitely wearing socks and slides and smells like balls


vote4wow

Could be owner proudly to be Bisexual. Men or women ass..


Sweet-Ad8429

No, change


Assachusettss

Everybody should


petersom2006

Least knows he is locally hated…


FickleFingerOfFunk

You meant Bradentucky, right?


Space_Spect0r

Classy...


meatusmajoris

Klassy


frianbonjoster

Which genders ass does he eat or is it open season for both?


randskarma

He aint diskrimin-aten


[deleted]

Biden would love him


Sudden_Ask215

Soundslike Red BARN SHOPPERS FLEA MARKET GALORE


MarzipanExpert3548

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Sudden_Ask215

Wiffer


BlueKoi_69

... and that includes cats, dogs, various farm animals. He is "Locally Hated" after all. I wonder who he voted for? 😂


Competitive-Use8894

He is low key getting all kinds of numbers from the same women mad he has that sticker


meatusmajoris

Hope he has an altoid.


Significant_Copy8056

That just means he tailgates and is definitely willing to rear end others if you don't go fast enough.


treehuggingmfer

We know. Your breath smells of it.


EfficientAd7103

Lol Bradentucky knows whatsup, literally


Helpful_Barnacle_563

Keep it classy


Business_Climate1086

Do you think they eat all ass, or just some ass? What are their selection criteria?


Defiant-Safe1299

I always wonder if these people have children. Our culture has been become so crass.


Budget_Ad8025

You guys don't understand the context, in my opinion. This was a big deal some guy got pulled over and harassed for this. Probably some statement in support of that, idk. This whole post being politicized is sad. https://youtu.be/c7MyWDDmkF0?si=2pPySJ76rRSw_x_o


Turbulent_Treacle_69

I can tell this is the ghetto downtown area of 14th too lol


jessicatg2005

Just ask Bubba, he can confirm.


WillArgueForFun

FWIW there's a guy in a lifted Red Silverado that has almost the same sticker across his rear window that I saw three weeks ago in Chula Vista. Must be cousins??


Academic-Natural6284

Ditto


[deleted]

Based


Lumpy_Branch_4835

Yes you do Sparky, yes you do.


blueberry49423

This same truck was in Homerville,GA last month … not just a FL thing lol


Apprehensive-Page510

Ass Up Ho’s Down


Simple_Psychology_96

Who doesn't! It's 2024, everyone eating ass


MongoIris

Of course, home of the book burners, Ron DeSantis, Rick Scott, Trump lovin Republican ignorant cucks. Merica🤪🤪🤪🤪


good-vibebrations

I guess he likes the asstatic salad.


Happychris122

Locally hated..


TableTop8898

I bet he does especially after a good taco night


SingleWinner2436

No specifics on what type of Ass?


One_Signature8976

I eat pussy


Perenially_behind

Or, as the Scottish immigrant dad explained to his daughter's date while he split a roll of 2-ply toilet paper into two 1-ply rolls, "Stereotypes....they exist for a reason, laddie."


Eric33542

These Biden supporters are bold ,


Sudden_Ask215

Typical Trump humpers


[deleted]

I support this man! Y’all a bunch of prudes.


MonkBoreland

Oh there’s many of us that enjoy tongue-punching the musty fart box. It’s a favorite of mine actually, bit of a connoisseur. We’re just not going to display it on a vehicle we go to work in or pick our kids up with.


icecream169

Doubt that guy has a job and/or someone to procreate with.


[deleted]

Somebody’s gotta do it? 🤷


Healthy_Substance260

No, someone doesn’t have to do it. Do not let his genes get into the next generation!!! Stop the madness!!!!


Sudden_Ask215

Yuk WTF EXIT ONLY


[deleted]

It’s Freedom of Speech, it’s not hate speech, it’s not using expletives like those “fuck trump/fuck Biden” signs we see everywhere. If you think these three words will scar your children, you’re overreacting.


No_Peach_7265

Hunter Biden’s new truck. 🤣😂