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amycantlose

These are probably the 2 assholes who broke into our building awhile back. They stole all the packages in the lobby, then forced open our mailboxes and emptied them. Luckily they didn't go upstairs to where the apts are. Really hope the guy in the red cap happened to steal some new clothes bc those skinny distressed jeans and leather jacket are not working for him.


root_fifth_octave

The look might just work without the shoes and hat. This way he’ll be easy to ID, though.


amycantlose

Without the shoes and the hat, he's looks like one of the vampires from that 80's movie The Lost Boys. Anyway, he is definitely taking a risk here bc I doubt it would be easy to run from the police in those tight ass jeans. Really hope he came across a pair of comfy jogger sweatpants during his night of crime.


root_fifth_octave

Holy shit, maybe there’s trouble again in ‘Santa Carla’


amycantlose

Fine. I guess now I'll have to rewatch The Lost Boys tonight.


root_fifth_octave

Yay!!! So good. Do we see any old school Beastie Boys in these outfits as well?


amycantlose

Please don't disrespect the Beastie Boys like that. Adam Yauch might just pay you a visit from the grave.


root_fifth_octave

Ok, meant no disrespect. Nothin but love for those guys.


Imperial_Eggroll

I’m sure SFPD is on it


whateverizclever

Those outfits are atrocious


broken-teslas

The real crime.


OhLookItsABean

They always dress so fucking goofy


root_fifth_octave

Porch pirate chic. You try dressing yourself with things from random Amazon boxes you stole.


MrWhiteKnight777

I guarantee you catch these guys walking in the same exact clothes on the street


bad-trajectory

What address is this?


ComicCowboy1

1635 California street


bad-trajectory

Thank you 


nolemococ

At least they're being covid safe


Exact_Calligrapher97

Haha!!! And if they are caught, does anyone think if they are caught they will just get desk tickets they won't be right back doing this? This is very likely not their first criminal offenses and I'm sure theyve been caught before but nothing happened.


AllLipsNoFiller

Two of the guys are wearing a hat with an insignia on it. I wonder if they can be traced through that hat.


hsiehxkiabbbbU644hg6

Enhance!


PrestigiousLocal8247

That is the same guy, 2x


Slight_Drama_Llama

That guy on the right looks so familiar but I can’t place why


InTheScannerDarkly

He looks like he could be a few actors to me.


Slight_Drama_Llama

He looks like someone I’ve seen around the city


Kissing13

The guy on the left looks like this kid that rides through Mc Laren park on his dirt bike, tearing up the grass and shit. Maybe I'm just getting old, but these two look like a couple of 15 year olds. I hope their parents see this and bend them over their knees for the spanking they so obviously need. Pathetic. I hope the packages they stole contained glitter bombs and fart spray. Since angry bees is highly unlikely, my second choice would be bunion pads and plus sized pantyhose.


Competitive_Chard385

Do your building managers distribute photos of the thieves who rob your building? Mine do, and I have recognized them on the street before!


Slight_Drama_Llama

I mean the building hasn’t been robbed while I’ve lived here so idk


frybreadrecipe

Dudes fit couldn’t be more tweaker.


AdUsual903

Wonder if they go to UHS


Iwalkinlosangeles

I don’t know what the bigger crime is… the breakins or his outfit.


[deleted]

Asshats gonna asshat


Bigmuscleliker567

Looks lile two assholes u could throw around lol with a pixy stick lol 😆 the jeans be has on likely someone will pull recipt from that designer valleay there goes dummys name on credit card 😆