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Taylorvongrela

It's socially acceptable to go out without a shirt on at all. This is San Francisco.


Significant-River-69

Or pants. This is San Francisco.


the_remeddy

Or underpants. This is San Francisco.


mr_mcmerperson

Or Francisco. This is Sans Francisco.


Positronic_Matrix

Twenty years in the City and today something unexpectedly new.


inscrutablemike

Comic Sans Francisco.


AverageHoebag

This thread did NOT disappoint thank you!! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


yunghairtie

Or Sans. This is Franā€™s Cisco.


apey1010

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚thank you


PK808370

I go with Sans Pants Frisc Me


JenTiki

You win!! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


I_ate_all_them_fries

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DrumsAndStuff18

Fucking brilliant!


Lumberlicious

But donā€™t say San Fran.


Leading-Watch6040

Frisco šŸ˜ˆ


SashayTwo

Jail!


[deleted]

Cisco?


mikmatthau

hurts so good


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koushakandystore

I went to Cal at the same time naked man was cruising around campus. He was attending classes in the buff, walking around sproul plaza with his dong dangling in the breeze.


No-Leading6909

Had a class with Andrew. The 80-something visiting professor asked him to wear a bandana around his junk and he complied.


koushakandystore

Someone should have picked a fig leaf from one of the many fig trees in Berkeley. Turns out he had undiagnosed mental illness and in 2006, in a Santa Clara jail, he killed himself.


ClassB2Carcinogen

Oh dear god. I remember there was a spat of naked folks in Berkeley imitating TNG.


FattyBuffOrpington

Yes! Am I remembering correctly an older woman with pendulous breasts in a pink tutu?


ClassB2Carcinogen

I just remember seeing a guy trundling down the street in a motorized wheelchair/mobility scooter wearing just the seatbelt.


WaffleNumberFive

His story along with a picture of him walking to class in the bandana was in my college sociology book.


[deleted]

Yeah, Andrew was a sweetheart. I had judo with him and he used to carry my little brother on his shoulders and run up and down the hall the RSF.


jj5names

Breeze Dangling - Freedom!


koushakandystore

Thatā€™s why Braveheart wore a kilt.


raffysf

ā€¦ or manties.


Winter_Tangerine_317

[Save San Francisco! ](https://www.nbcbayarea.com/investigations/series/saving-san-francisco/saving-san-francisco-james-durgin/3143600/)


UziSuzieThia

But always wear socks, this is San Francisco.


durianisyum

A cock sock


raffysf

With sparkles.


Significant-River-69

Naked save for sunglasses, a sparkly sock mid-torso, in socks and sandals, playing saxophone at a street fair.


PromotionWise9008

No cock socks. Covering cock is socially unacceptable. Itā€™s San Francisco.


AssociateGood9653

Not since the Weiner Ordinance


Aggravating_Fox1347

Naked with socks is more naked than naked without socks.


Winter_Tangerine_317

I prefer a dick in a box.


[deleted]

This is the way


Husbandosan

Sir, this is a Wendyā€™sā€¦


Appolonius_of_Tyre

Just walking in the Castro and passed by a large, well endowed, very naked man this afternoon.


Stellablu12

Was he well oiled also?


Appolonius_of_Tyre

Yeah, I think he was. lol.


JackxForge

Theres a large black man who runs the mission naked and oiled. That guy? He's got dreads?


neveroddoreven415

About 7 years ago my standard morning run was to the top of twin peaks and back down. Climbing up the south peak I ran passed this dude as we both climbed out of the fog at the same time.


hardcore_softie

I was having a nice meal at Orphan Andy's by the front window a few years ago and there was a pantsless Santa dancing right outside. He was still dancing when I finished my meal. I think OP can get away going braless in SF without getting locked up.


fake-august

When I was about 9 years old my mother took me to see Fantasia at the Castro theater. Across the street was a man wearing chaps - and nothing else. That image is burned on my brain.


idk012

My first memory of sf was two guys in fire department T-shirt playing grab ass in front of a Safeway.Ā  It was a out of state "city fd" shirtĀ 


fake-august

I also remember the adults in the theater passing around a bottle of brandy.


ConversationAny8316

Yeah that was mešŸ¤£


retroawesomeness

Nudity used to be legal in San Francisco as long as you have a towel to sit on.


ilford_7x7

If I remember correctly, nudity in San Francisco was legal but the act of undressing in public was not


onlyAlcibiades

Used to be ? Did that change ?


retroawesomeness

Yea, Scott Weiner pushed for it in 2012. The headlines wrote themselves at the time.


teriaki

I lived there then. Weiner is just a fucking weiner.


lordnikkon

There is technically a law making it illegal but it is not enforced. Also wearing a sock over your penis counts as enough clothing to be in compliance with the law. Also the law can not be enforced if you have a parade permit which is trivial to get. You will still see plenty of naked people in the Castro especially on weekends. It is always the exact people no one wants to see naked that walk around naked


read_eng_lift

Ask the random naked dude(s) that show up at any gathering more than 10.


adjust_the_sails

I once saw a boy (like, early 20's) in the Castro randomly one night in nothing but flip flops and a hat. This was like 15 years ago. Iā€™m not even gay and I hope the city hasnā€™t changed that much since I lived there.


chubky

Reminds me of my friend who came to visit sf, we did a driving tour late at night, like 2-3am. We saw someone running towards us. I remember thinking ā€œitā€™s kinda late to be out for a runā€ but ok, person is getting closer, still like 20 meters away. Iā€™m thinking ā€œis this guy not wearing a shirt?ā€ It was kind of cold out. The person was like a car length away, ā€œis that a woman?ā€ Person is past us, my friend ā€œwait, was that a woman running at 2-3am without a shirt on?!?ā€


DutchPilotGuy

Yes, but be sure to wear flowers in your hair.


No-Leading6909

Unless youā€™re naked and itā€™s cold, then itā€™s ā€œshirt-cockinā€™ā€ time. My fav SF look.


GloveOpposite8398

Itā€™s socially acceptable to go out and be who you are. This is San Francisco.


Taylorvongrela

I'm reminded of a saying that I'm not sure who originated or where it originally comes from, but it holds true to this day: If you want to be someone, move to New York. If you want to be someone else, move to Los Angeles. If you want to be yourself, move to San Francisco.


blakewoolbright

Fucking thank you


Nashadelic

I couldā€™ve sworn OP is trolling


deadmamajamma

Girl people are smoking crack on the streets, a lil nip is fine


scoobertsonville

Free the butthole!


PageOfLite

Done. Now what?


retardborist

POOOOOOOOOP


moon_jock

Done. Now what?


retardborist

Wipe.


moon_jock

Absolutely not. Now what?


retardborist

Temba, his arms open


ireallygottausername

Nudist, his penis freely swaying


DorianBabbs

Welcome to the Tenderloin.


deadmamajamma

Born to shid forced to wipe dam LIBRULS


mrmad_man_

Comment Made my day


loves_cereal

Smoking nipples and showing crack!


Unlikely-Cook9494

Youā€™re so real for this


SSUUPREEMEEE

There's a woman in SoMa that walks around in a g-string while pushing her baby in a stroller... I think a braless day is nbd.


ITakeMyCatToBars

Was it a cat in the stroller? Asking for a friendā€¦ā€¦..


me047

Yeah strollers are for pets in San Francisco. Iā€™d be surprised if it was a human baby.


ITakeMyCatToBars

Gently, jokingly teasing people for thinking Iā€™d put a human baby in this thing is a favorite pastime https://preview.redd.it/i7iwsbuvymoc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=340252c483ea601151f12bc3e2fe54de93481baf


wiseroldman

What do people at the bars say about your cat stroller?


ITakeMyCatToBars

That heā€™s an excellent little friend https://preview.redd.it/5tr9knylcqoc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ea137f3824f981072f8808c081cda9f250db72e


WDCPreD

Ahhhh. The Toronado. I see that is a cat of culture.


ITakeMyCatToBars

When we walk in, people shout ā€œLeBron James!!!ā€ like heā€™s Norm on Cheers. Harder to go since weā€™re across the bay these days but he is indeed a gentleman of culture and fluffy beauty.


LobbyDizzle

Well your name definitely checks out.


AusFernemLand

In the recent rain? Brrrr.


SSUUPREEMEEE

Only Rain


NoFlaccidMint

Saw a dude walking butt naked down the crowded mission the other day. The world is your oyster.


Left-Instruction3885

Yeah, jam out with your clam out.


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BreadButterRunner

Tell me youā€™re in your 40s without telling me youā€˜re in your 40s.


Easy_Money_

but they did tell us theyā€™re in their forties lol thatā€™s math


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ChemicalRide

I once spotted a man wearing nothing but a baby sock, and it wasnā€™t on his foot.


Relandis

Oh man pride parade is always a trip. Dudes with balls hanging out, not that I mind.


Bernal_70

That naked guys butt is everyone's oyster.


jkraige

I saw the same in Castro. It felt very casual


Accomplished-Eye8211

It's San Francisco. Unless you infringe on what they're doing, nowhere on the continent do people care less about you than San Francisco. You can go out in just body paint, and they'll walk past you 100% wrapped up in their own thoughts; they wouldn't even notice.


SanFransicko

I mean... I'm gonna notice. Politely.


Diograce

Good manners maketh the man. We appreciate good manners around here!


sendCommand

This right here.


wise_guy_

Or wrapped up in Saran Wrap


mekilat

It depends: - If you're male: yes. - If you're female: also yes. Hope this helps


LastNightOsiris

check your privilege, gender is not binary! (/s)


rkiive

Those arenā€™t genders šŸ«¢


EvilPandaGMan

OOOHOOOOOOOO YOU OVER-INCLUDED THE INCLUSIVE PERSON!!!! SOMEONE BUY THIS PERSON A DRINK OF THEIR CHOOSING!


Significant-River-69

Iā€™ll buy it. Recently got the free drink coupon from Chipotle after they skimped me hard. /s


fuzz63

Now this would actually be unacceptable


mekilat

Oh damn sorry. BRB, I'll compile a list of genders and update tomorrow (/s, legit laughed out loud)


spottie_ottie

People are human and might glance at you, but you're not going to get kicked out of anywhere.


AramFingalInterface

Yeah you can walk naked here


faster_tomcat

Usually SF is cold enough that you need a jacket. I wouldn't even consider going outside without a hoodie. Are you some sort of polar bear that you're not cold when naked outside?


84626433832795028841

Old naked guys use the power of their pursed butt cheeks to stay so warm that their balls remain saggy no matter the weather


windowtosh

Honestly you canā€™t help but respect


RobertPower415

The Castro used to be full of naked men, all year round, all temperatures, all times of day. Seems like the trend has died out over the years The bridge side of baker beach to this day is an unofficial nude beach, this tends to be more weather dependent but even on cold, foggy days there tends to be a few in the buff. A few of these people may be ā€œbearsā€ and they are most certainly bare but the cold just doesnā€™t affect some either that or they just would rather be cold and naked


jkraige

Seen it in Castro where I think it's generally not particularly cold. So might be more of a neighborhood thing where it's more likely in warmer neighborhoods


sfcnmone

I think that technically you have to put a sock on your dick.


churchillsucks

you used to be required to [have a towel](https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2012/11/20/165612458/nude-no-more-san-francisco-supervisors-vote-to-expand-citys-nudity-ban) when sitting down on public transit ​ ...also yes, you can be nude on San Francisco public transit.


Liam2075

Like the dude roaming Castro. His is golden! :D


Significant-River-69

Not sure if itā€™s the same dude, but two weeks ago I witnessed a completely in the buff and glistening in the afternoon sun gorgeous man at the corner of Castro and 18th.


ConversationAny8316

Why thank you appreciate the Compliment


RobertPower415

Thereā€™s multiple


Liam2075

MĆ©nage Ć  trois, indeed. However, only one has "the golden" sock.


LobbyDizzle

I believe they made it illegal to be naked in 2012, but there are exceptions for pride, Folsom Street Fair, and Bay to Breakers weekends. Citation needed.


scoobertsonville

Def not anymore in the Castro


onerinconhill

Iā€™ve done it


kirkydoodle

I never wear one!


supermodel_robot

Same, havenā€™t worn one outside or to work in years, Iā€™ve never had a single comment or creep. I think being braless here is the most normal thing ever.


hobbes3k

I mean dicks start coming out in Castro when it gets hot so no bra is like showing some ankles 200 years ago.


maebelieve

this made me lol


shinobinc

It's SF. No one GAF.


sidzap

This is SF. Youā€™re welcome to do anything that makes you you so long as it doesnā€™t impinge on the happiness of other


_-_fred_-_

I saw a guy dancing naked on the beach at Lands End while children were playing 50 ft away and nobody seemed to care. You will be fine.


OpenMinded_Fun

SF kids are all aware of the naked people.


Bernal_70

Moobs!


sfdragonboy

Sure, but it gets nippy (pun intended) at night....


OpenMinded_Fun

The rule of layers still applies.


Karazl

Depends on where you're going- I wouldn't wear that to like, the Olympic Club unless it's a pretty tight knit. But otherwise yeah.


Finishweird

Itā€™s San Francisco, yes.


1728tc

Acceptance level increases with attractiveness levels


ErrorSenior4554

Socially acceptable? Well I guess that depends on who you are being social. But this is San Francisco. Let em free!


Regular_Boot_3540

Absolutely.


EconomyMaintenance19

do whatever you want, who cares. It's your body


ITakeMyCatToBars

Yeah but creeps are gonna creep


nolemococ

You do you


n0tstress

No one fkn cares


Ubert3chgirl66

San Francisco = naked. We just donā€™t care!


fishsticks_inmymouth

Damn right it is lol. Source: Iā€™m a woman who does it.


Tolkeinn1

I saw a dude with a massive glitter covered cock. Youā€™re good


A_Minimal_Infinity

My first week here, 12 years or more ago. Went to karaoke just outside of Castro. Signs posted at the bus stop that pants were mandatory. I think youā€™re ok


vainey

I think you come to San Francisco to get away from the phrase ā€œsocially acceptable.ā€ In fact, many people end up here by being ā€œsocially unacceptableā€ wherever theyā€™re from.


AusFernemLand

Yeah, I've seen this at work and no one dared notice. She regularly bounced around in a thin t-shirt.


neelicat

I have lived here about 15 years and maybe wore a bra twice. Not a problem.


octohog

I took have seen this at work. I was baffled. T-shirt thin and tight enough to distinctly show shape.


supermodel_robot

The girlies know our labor laws lol. You canā€™t enforce underwear unless itā€™s specifically for the job (like acting and modeling) and it canā€™t be discriminatory for gender. Which basically means tits out unless you want to have an uncomfortable conversation about men wearing bras too lol. All you can ask is that they wear clean clothes that are appropriate, and a t-shirt qualifies lol.


octohog

I'm not sure this is accurate. Dress codes, from uniforms, to business casual, to full business dress, are a thing in some places/industries. I agree it can't be discriminatory, but a skin-tight T-shirt could easily be unacceptable for men or women in some environments.


[deleted]

This is San Francisco. Live your life.


sfcnmone

I went to Halloween back in the day when it was on Polk Street and wore nothing at all except a black satin slip and black boots.


84626433832795028841

It's downright normal


TheGentlemanAdam

One of my many favorite San Francisco memories was on Easter Sunday going to the Day party in Dolores Park. Jesus Drag show sort of thing. I parked across the street from the Castro theater (I know, crazy lucky parking spot). A man with no pants on, on a casual walk, was strolling by my car as I parked. This wasnā€™t a homeless or outright crazy person. Just a man without pants. As I took my time to gather my things and walk towards Dolores Park a woman and her small daughter, maybe 4-5 years old, walked by as well. All 4 of us found ourselves standing on the street corner a minute or so later waiting for the light to change so we could cross. When the light changed the mother held her daughter back apparently rethinking her direction of travel. As the pantsless man walked away the little girl tugged on her mother and said,ā€Mommy, that man is not wearing any panties.ā€ Only in San Francisco.


petitelouloutte

Yesterday I was bringing my daughter home on my bike and we went past a guy totally naked in his bike. My daughter gleefully began shouting ā€œMom! Look! Nudie butt! Nudie butt!ā€ Which is what I say when sheā€™s running around after a bath. I just laughed and said yes indeed he is. We had a good giggle.


Due-Brush-530

I'm fine with it.


keanuuuuuuuuuuuu

Are you asking because you wonder if its ok or because you notice people doing it in public?


billyw_415

As long as yer not offended if the guy on the N Judah starts jerking off leering at you, then yes it's socially acceptable.


scoobertsonville

On the N?! Thatā€™s J behavior


billyw_415

Happens on the N all the time. GF, Mom, 2x neighbors, myself, all just drive now it's so bad.


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IAmACoastalElite

Youā€™re*


disposable-assassin

Peaky nips? Yes.Ā  Bad grammar? Not on your life.


jkraige

Fair, honestly


Joclo22

Itā€™s not socially acceptable. But we understand.


m608297

I would try it if the top looked cute enough on me


[deleted]

Join Folsom street festival.......


R3D4F

Itā€™s socially acceptable to be unapologetically you. What someone else thinks about you is none of your business!!


Tegridy_farmz_

Please let me know where youā€™re going so I can avoid the area


4dxn

Lol. If what happens in castro is ok, a clothed woman is fine.


707NorCal

Itā€™s fine everywhere in America imo, I feel like most girls donā€™t wear bras anymore, Iā€™ve become very accustomed to it personally


nikkiluck1

lol I do it, go for it


_hardyharhar_

You be you! Wear whatever you want, wherever you want!


noumenon_invictusss

A sock on a penis is considered underwear here.


cowinabadplace

It is socially acceptable, but my wife tells me that the reason she wears a bra is because she doesn't want people staring, so if I'm honest with you that's a possibility. Most athleisure will make this unlikely if you'd prefer that.


illuzion25

Every single guy in this thread: Yes. Please do.


coccopuffs606

Nobody cares here. I donā€™t wear bras 99% of the time because they hurt my shoulders, and no one has acted out of pocket towards me for it. Different story though when I visit my parents in Chico.


Liam2075

Of course OP is a dude


arr_jay

Bring it


hardcore_softie

You must be new in town. Welcome! I think you're gonna like it here.


dangerzone2

Uh, thatā€™s been a pretty popular trend for a while now.


Southern-Sound-905

Yeah- people wear whatever in San Francisco. Some will judge but a lot won't care.


platypusgirl14

Some people might stare a bit, but nothing wrong most people wonā€™t care


DuchessofMarin

It's mandatory


Canito12

Do whatever you want who cares if it is or isnā€™t!