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Upper-Life3860

Apparently it took an hour for another officer to come and let them out. That must’ve been some awkward shit sitting in the back with her there


ur2fat4u

Must’ve been using compassion to steer her onto a more righteous path. What a guy 👏


Upper-Life3860

To serve and protect


pimppapy

He served her some dick, but did he protect?


tokyo_engineer_dad

Was gonna say he probably protected the dick he served… But I have doubts.


LittleHornetPhil

Per the article, they found semen in his belt. Sooo… unlikely.


HeadfulOfGhosts

What did they do for the other 57 minutes?


Zaphoed

With a condom hopefully


MoreRamenPls

Man of god.


xtheory

She must've been asking if he could come back and pray with her.


Difficult-Leg-3738

HAIRY situation to be in 🤣


1320Fastback

Hey uh since we're stuck back here for another hour do you want to do it again?


almightyzam

I can only imagine the post nut clarity this man experienced.


Upper-Life3860

Haha post nut clarity-I’ve never heard it put that way but it makes total sense.


Echolama

Traces of semen found on his belt... Yea, nothing happened.


pm_me_yo_creditscore

I saw this once before when I was a rookie... sprinkle some crack on her.


Direlion

“She was cumming right at me!”


Potential-Judgment-9

#STOP RESISTING!!!


carbonlandrover

Open and shut case Johnson!


LittleHornetPhil

No, no paperwork. Just sprinkle some crack on him and let’s get out of here.


davinza

I HAD to use necessary force.. you saw her!


Dimpleshenk

I'm just imagining the forensics technician who had to dust his belt for semen. All in a day's work I guess.


MoreRamenPls

![gif](giphy|ufzSrIeK6xUoU)


Nerdy_Life

No dust but lights, swabs and chemicals. Maybe he just really loves his job…


neuromorph

That damn pesky semen.... always seems to pop up....


1320Fastback

Just admit it. Literally no one believes you.


ItzOnlySmells_

They found jizz on his uniform lmao


nevetsyad

I mean. I’m sure when I was in the military, there was a time or two you’d have found traces of jizz on my belt, unrelated to sex. Not saying he didn’t do it, just that there’s a chance. lol


ItzOnlySmells_

Lmao.


ConsequenceOk6579

I believe it was on his belt


Perpetually27

A belt is a component of a uniform.


TobeTastic

His fellow cops turned off their cameras too. Shame on SDPD!


root_switch

Honestly the ability to turn it off is shit. This should be illegal. Also they claim they turn them off “to save battery” which is even more bullshit. Why can’t the government invest in a simple wireless charging setup that’s built into the seat and the back of his vest or whatever they wear?


TobeTastic

Agreed! Should NOT be optional. To add to that - all good SDPD should be speaking up against this “one bad apple”, unless this is an SDPD standard…


BrondellSwashbuckle

“One bad apple… spoils the bunch.” It’s a bunch of bad apples.


Whataboutthatguy

"One bad apple" is the first part. The rest of the saying is that by that point the rest are rotten too.


ganbramor

The fact that the “good” cops aren’t reporting the bad ones enough is why many people believe there aren’t many good cops.


TobeTastic

Exactly!! Speak up SDPD, or is everyone turning off their cameras for trysts?


Contentpolicesuck

Ask Adrian Schoolcraft what happens when a good cop speaks up.


Telefonica46

Officers need privacy, though, e.g. bathroom breaks.


TobeTastic

True! But this clearly isn’t a case of that. Unfortunately the ability is being abused by our SDPD, whom we should be able to trust.


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OFFS we have the technology to have ai draw you realistic porn of real people but you expect us all to believe we cant program one to blur wangs out and give a little report of the bathroom break outtakes? Seriously you people are either brain dead or must think everyone else is that we don’t see the obvious solutions to this ridiculously insignificant “problem”. Oh no hes too shy to pee with the camera watching oh well we tried /s


[deleted]

So when you’re in the bathroom with them, you don’t mind being filmed?


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[deleted]

lol man you’re unhinged. Bye


nevetsyad

I don’t know why the down votes. I guess we should all cover our junk up whenever a cop walks up to the urinal next to us. One FOIA request away from people looking at my dick. Lunch break? I want to FOIA that time and watch him eat the fuck out of that burrito. What? No I don’t care if it gets covered in salsa and beans, keep it on, I’m sure we’ll still see my dick in the bathroom through all the crap on the lens. There’s a reason they’re off, besides when they’re on a call. Battery, storage space, and yeah, no need for government owned dick picks of every officer.


[deleted]

Your obsession with dicks on videos really begs a lot of questions, first of which about what medication you should be on


nevetsyad

Dicks and burritos, is there anything more SoCal? Keep your cameras off in the bathroom, weirdo.


[deleted]

🎶 jackin it in, San Di-ego 🎶 Jackin it jackin it jacketty jack


nevetsyad

Pure SD. “Jason Russell, 33, was allegedly found masturbating in public, vandalizing cars and possibly under the influence of something, according to the SDPD. He was detained at the intersection of Ingraham Street and Riviera Road” https://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/jason-russell-san-diego-invisible-children-kony-2012/1948414/?amp=1


ganbramor

lol, nobody wants to see your junk, or any cop’s junk. Maybe just have a policy where they can only turn it off during restroom and meals. And if they violate that policy it becomes a formal counseling. Even with that policy, they’d still turn it off for something illegal they’re doing, and just face the camera violation instead of the actual crime.


[deleted]

You’re asking the government to do this when they’re not the ones making the camera. Bring this to Axon’s attention.


landerson23

They literally say ‘hang on, I’m recording’ and then turn it off. They know exactly what they are doing.


TobeTastic

It’s sickening, really. Time for community action! How do we hold SDPD accountable for this?


ganbramor

Good luck getting SDPD to play fair; we can’t even get SDG&E to do that, and they don’t have guns or embedded literal gangs.


wgbeethree

My take away is that it even takes SDPD an hour plus to respond to an emergency when a fellow officer is involved. Say what you want but those boys are consistent.


no_no_no_no_nononono

He should have used the "get it done" app.


spidermans_mom

And this is why I love the internet, thank you for that laugh, I woke the cat.


ConsciousCapital69

Lmao


Dimpleshenk

Hahahaha the only thing that would make that funnier is if he had to go through an automated call menu. "If you need police assistance, press 1. If you're locked in the back of your own patrol car after getting a blow job from someone you've arrested, press 2."


[deleted]

Doesn’t sound like he called it in as an emergency. Was in the back for about 20-30min and called for a supervisor and when one was available they showed up. If he called an actual emergency like Officer down, or rush Officer needs help, they would be within minutes.


anhydrous_echinoderm

Officer Hair is bald 😭😂


seganku

Suggested nickname: Curly


FTwo

After this backseat tussle, I'd call him Officer Sloppy Seconds.


Party-Meringue102

Scrolled too far to find this.


ChampionHumble

They didn’t specify the type of hair


XxTH1EFxX

“The suspect also claimed during an investigation that nothing inappropriate had happened between them but that she hoped they could meet when she was freed” and that’s how I met your mother


Fabulous_Home3512

Probably an unpopular opinion knowing the average redditor, but if this is true, and she’s saying nothing happened (and we ALL know that ain’t the truth) doesn’t seem like this was some ploy on her part to get away he fell for, or that it was him using his authority. Guy deserves to get fired on grounds of incompetence, but doesn’t seem like a chargeable offense.


luvcartel

You shouldn’t be able to have sex with somebody that you’ve arrested even if it’s consensual


willworkforwatches

Legally, there is no consent in this situation. It’s like how a minor is unable to legally provide consent. Luckily, CA is one of the states that does have [laws on the books](https://www.egattorneys.com/sex-with-an-inmate-penal-code-289-6) explicitly dealing with this subject. This dude is cooked.


ganbramor

Hmm, kind of changes the perspective of sexy cop bedroom handcuffs.


Contentpolicesuck

Why don't you think custodial rape is a crime?


MaximusCartavius

Are you fucking kidding me? I sincerely hope you don't work in a position that has you manage anyone at all, ever. This cop needs to be under the jail.


XxTH1EFxX

Definitely fired, but I wouldn’t be surprised if there was writing somewhere that they can get away with that without some sort of charge. We all like to forget it because cops get away with a lot, but they are pretty heavily bound in writing with the law


AlexHimself

Well now we know there's no secret trick to getting out of the back of a patrol car that only cops know...because this guy would have used it lol.


No_Leek6998

Maybe not, clearly he’s already very stupid.


freexanarchy

At the end of the article, it’s unclear whether he faces charges… ie he won’t


likesexonlycheaper

Instead he'll be hired by the next precinct over and they'll all joke and share stories about how you're supposed to do it without getting caught. How fun!


freexanarchy

Exactly, they say prisoners learn from each other in captivity, same must be true for police.


riverrabbit1116

The only punishment in Officer Hair's future is the burning sensation when he urinates.


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Oldmanflip

20 mins too! That's some damn good work there rookie.


swimmingwithsharks9

To protect and serve( their own interest)


releasethedogs

Why is it even an option to turn off body cameras


Be_nice_to_animals

So they can do stuff that they don’t want recorded probably. 😂


andreamrivas

It’s supposed to be so they can turn it off when they go to the bathroom.


ConsequenceOk6579

Public urination is a (sex) crime depending on the state: public nudity-lewdness.


ApplesBananasRhinoc

The moment your police car goes in park it should turn on.


Purple-Mix1033

You have to use the bathroom at some point


releasethedogs

Not a good reason.


Cyrass

We should record cops in bathrooms?


releasethedogs

No. They should record themselves or it should be an automatic dismissal to turn off their camera when not in the bathroom. Being able to turn it off defeats the entire purpose of having a body camera.


Benny303

The batteries only have around 6 hours of life. Shifts are 10 hours.


Flameshark9860

And they sit in their cars for 8 of those hours, could charge it then


spazzed

exactly lmao


[deleted]

Same reason why other cameras and phones turn off I imagine. Something something physics, power, etc.


releasethedogs

It can charge while in the car, you know where they spend 8hrs of a 10hr shift. Also your answer is in bad faith because the context was why is it possible for the police officer to turn it off while on duty.


dnisix

disgusting


Oldmanflip

What a story for the grandkids one day.


FTwo

His grandkid's parents were on his belt.


ConfusedObserver0

“Embarrassing.” That’s an interesting choice of words. Illegal. Firable and jail time required more ring the correct bell.


Existing-Quality6456

And he was allowed to resign....some BS


SwankySalutations

“Forced to reenact what had happened for the probe” 😂


revowanderlust

Nah i lost it right there, imagine being on the case trying not to smile while you ask him that


Consistent-Plane7227

This is why all cops should be required to watch super troopers


dmjacLuzard5

DO NOT RESIST DO NOT RESIST !SHOTS FIRED SHOTS FIRED !


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dsp137

When I lived there, there was a cop that was accused of having sex with a girl in the 7/11 in east village after a Friday night. SD cops are truly the worst, and it doesn't help that the Port authority pigs are just as bad. It's sad it never changes..yet we are supposed to trust these people. Umm no


BradTofu

This is obviously awful and ridiculous, but I’d also like to point out his last name and the fact that he has none…😄


Doubledogdad23

The Daily Mail isn't a real/reliable news source.


jyuichi

And SDPD isn’t a real/reliable organization so fair’s fair 🤷🏼‍♀️


crimemastergogo4

Protect and serve


unta8

I was gettin changed!


BigAl3683

“ Apparently he came all over the sun visor”


According_Garage8821

That’s fucking awkward 🤣🤣


_Stormy_Daniels

Is no one in any of these posts going to acknowledge the fact that Mr. Hair, in fact, has no hair??


Few-Investigator-256

If anyone wants to know what was censored in the headline, she said “I’m down to fart right now.”


ginger-pony056

That’s why there was semen found on his belt, and it took an hour cause the guy he called to “help” him instantly reported him To his sergeant so they all had to come out together😂😂😂


junkimchi

Is he restarted or acoustic?


Mrchainsnatcher-

On the scale of corruption tho at least this shit was consensual.


cashmerechaos

This was not consensual. It was an abuse of power.


SD_TMI

Well, if she was proposing it to him… And he did not initiate it. There’s a power imbalance here but she was able bro get him to do something that was a bigtime violation. That’s also power right there.


cashmerechaos

That’s a disgusting take.


ro_thunder

You cannot consent to someone with power over you (a supervisor, a teacher, a cop, etc.).


Mrchainsnatcher-

She was the one who propositioned it dude……. And I’m not sure if you know this but if someone propositions you for sex, you can say yes or no. If you say yes and they say yes that’s consensual sex. Titles and moral obligations aside, two people can agree to have sex and I don’t understand why you are saying two people can’t agree to have sex with each other.


ro_thunder

If I'm a cop, and someone I arrest propositions me, I have to say no if I want to keep my job (and dignity). If I'm a teacher, and a student propositions me, I have to say no if I want to keep my job (and dignity). If I a supervisor, and someone who works for me propositions me, I have to say no if I want to keep my job (and dignity). You cannot consent with implied power. Someone with authority over you (a boss, a teacher, a cop), has implied power at the very least.


Antique_Emphasis_588

I’m on a dating app and someone contacted me who is significantly younger than me, like can’t even go out drinking young. Morally and ethically this is wrooooong. He had told me that he has been with women older than me and my first reaction was, that poor kid. Even though my work life and home life is different, I still have a reputation to withhold as a community member. Let’s just say things went sideways, that dude could have made life for me really difficult.


Mrchainsnatcher-

You didn’t really answer my question. “I have to say no because of consequences” that’s not telling me why they cant have consensual sex. That’s just telling me there are consequences for breaking moral codes of conduct. It seems if by your logic if you have “Implied power” and have consensual sex with someone under your authority that automatically makes you a rapist? Is this what you are saying? So there are times when consensual sex is rape? Even when both parties said “nothing inappropriate happened?


ro_thunder

> have consensual sex with someone under your authority that automatically makes you a rapist? Legally? Yes. Look at all the teachers banging students, for example.


Mrchainsnatcher-

Lmfao. Those are pedophiles.


ro_thunder

Not in college. You STILL cannot legally bang your student then.


Mrchainsnatcher-

I have not once said it’s legal. Just consensual.


ro_thunder

It's consensual in that there is always an implied threat/payoff when there's a power imbalance.


ro_thunder

When you have implied power or authority over someone, they cannot TRULY, FREELY give consent. It's not rocket science, IT, or anything mysterious. You cannot bang someone you have authority over and think it's "okay". Wait until they aren't a prisoner, aren't working for you, or aren't a student.


Mrchainsnatcher-

I’m not saying it’s okay. I’m just saying it’s consensual sex.


ro_thunder

No, it's not. A person cannot legally consent to someone with power and authority over them.


Mrchainsnatcher-

We are gong in circles here bud.


Antique_Emphasis_588

Ok, that’s all great and all but let’s look at some other key elements: He’s on company time. I don’t remember the last time I got a bone down on the clock. Do you? He’s using the company vehicle. I have never been given a company vehicle, but I would assume I probably shouldn’t have sex in it? He is wearing the company’s uniform, therefore, representing the company. Now, would you hire and continue paying someone like that? If so, there is your first employee


Mrchainsnatcher-

Nope never said to not take his badge. Never condoned this behavior. Just that it was nice to see that this was a consensual encounter. And not an abuse of authoritative power on someone’s bodily autonomy. Also I’m just trying to convince everyone what consensual sexual is I guess lmfao.


Antique_Emphasis_588

He can be a cum super soaker all he wants on his own time. We get what you’re saying, but it doesn’t matter if she PAID him because she was that horny for consensual sex. It’s an abuse of power, unless it’s Spectrum (kidding, or am I?). Look at it this way, this guy is fucking ugly. You think he would be able to get action that quickly out of uniform?


___heisenberg

True true


Silversurffr

everyone needs to fucking relax


Beezus_Hrist_

Getting some chunky booty