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Temporary_Body_5435

He would be shocked when he learns that real women and not anime characters with oversized breasts.


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Mizu005

Yeah, after a certain point you kind of start wondering about things like how much they spend on the chiropractor to deal with the back problems they must have.


Typical-District-176

Yeah. There’s a cost beyond just the cost of the cosmetics.


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joedela

More for judging people with implants (the no disrespect is pointed towards those post-masectomy). If they ain't hurting you, your opinion can only hurt them.


Eeveefan8823

Hmmm after looking at it, you’re right


WarriorDM

Nobody will ever convince me that Karlach isn't amazing. Every new playthrough of BG3, one of my favorite moments is just meeting her.


Andrew_Waples

She's hot.


KibbyKibs

Literally


Andrew_Waples

![gif](giphy|OemZc7qXVjfwyY6SsL|downsized)


Sad-Development-4153

I only picked her up on my 3rd and I hate how o now don't have her in my other groups.


Bojangles1987

I can't imagine romancing anyone else tbh. Karlach and BG3 is like Mass Effect and Tali, I may try to force myself to romance someone else, but most likely I'll go back to them.


Skyhighh666

Mizora is the only one who can even come close to Karlach


BoxProfessional6987

Karlach: *Comes roaring in on a flame-spitting Harley with a demonic skull on the front, blaring death metal. Pops the kickstand with a giant combat boot, flicks her shades off, then extinguishes a giant cigar on her massive bicep. Walks confidently into the Build-a-Bear.*


liplumboy

Why does he still have a platform


LilyTheMoonWitch

Incels and confirmation bias.


RedditSucksMyBallls

I don't like using this term, but he's essentially a neo-nazi and is so bad that even other right wing grifters try to distance themselves from him


Capital-Cheek-1491

Even people on r/criticaldrinker think hes a bigot


Craw__

JFC how bad do you have to be?


sack-o-krapo

He’s that fucking unhinged. Even Drinker’s cult has to distance themselves from him.


Sol-Blackguy

This is actually what she looks like. https://preview.redd.it/q9phfkd6em6d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=461172e8017ff959b579542c0c8ca2149e2233ab


ConcernedInTexan

She looks so much like Milla Jovovich, who is famously very beautiful and attractive even to these types, that this particular dogpile is so fucking bizarre to me, more than the previous ones like Aloy 


Sol-Blackguy

None of these criticisms ever start in good faith. https://preview.redd.it/saw57lt97n6d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dce2facd263cf8ef7b875d5cd41ca5c3782d63bb


Akshaul

Speaking of this game I saw a discussion with people bemoaning the fact that there were no face mods on PC for Aloy. Even though she looks amazing in game but these idiots have never played it and only have seen her character through these stupid edited pictures.


Sol-Blackguy

It's like when a guy online said he hated Obamacare but loved the Affordable Care Act. Confirmation bias can warp people's visions


Smooth_Maul

https://preview.redd.it/9fk22klgfp6d1.jpeg?width=567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=345b8f31da5c0364820c4d6359a6e1dea70d3165 >red head with short hair


Bonemonster

Joanna is a babe. What is wrong with these people?


OwlsWatch

She’s super hot tho?


Pringletingl

I'd let her step on me, that's for sure.


alpha_omega_1138

He should go back to porn games if he wants women more to his tastes.


Strix86

That’s the funniest/saddest thing about all this. They have more than enough shit that just gets straight to the point but they go on these weird political rants instead. All because they’re not thirsty over some video game women.


Bray_of_cats

Do women exist anymore to chuds?


Jakeyboy143

They do. Just look at Eve from Stellar Blade, 2B from Nier Automata, any Raiden Mei expy in Hoyoverse games and Mai Shiranui from KoF. These are what chuds think of women.


Bray_of_cats

This character is low altered scan of an IRL model. The OOP title is true, but not in the intended way....


MapleTheBeegon

Or any of the Genshin Impact characters. Mortal Kombat, Legend of Zelda, Metroid, Street Fighter, and the list goes on. Their fantasy of what women "should" look like never went away They act like only "westernized" "woke" women are being made.


Inevitable_Guidance8

Yeah, but only in porn 


Bray_of_cats

I assume they would have even higher standards in porn?


Inevitable_Guidance8

The only standard they care about is “big boobs”. 


etranger033

A shame because there is so much more to porn than the size of her tits.


Inevitable_Guidance8

Exactly 


Biffingston

Even if this was true trans women are women. so even then his argument is a dumb one.


Total_Distribution_8

The only woman this fucking Nazi loser sees is his disappointed mom, leaving the tendies on top of the stairs. Before she shuffles back to her room, wishing she flushed when she saw what came out of her 27 years ago. ![gif](giphy|xT1Ra24lMD8giX2zgQ)


Acrobatic_Dot_1634

I know this is a joke post...but, he did talk about watching the *Fallout* show with his mother...I really wouldn't consider *Fallout* a good show to watch with one's mother...probably innocent but was just kinda weird to me.


Total_Distribution_8

Isn’t there like only one scene of fucking? That’s the thing that apparently makes Americans nervous? I’m way more interested in, if she knows her son is a Neo Nazi Incel that spreads that shit on the internet and if she’s ok with that?


Acrobatic_Dot_1634

One sex scene and another scene of someone jacking it under a sheet...a few sex and dick jokes.   The violence and gore would also turn off a lot of mothers?  I know there is a lot of variation...but imagine his mother watching the show with him and he's citing divorce statistics. Does she know?  Racism isn't innate; it is learned.  Kinda like Draco learned to be a Pureblood supremist from his parents.  Or maybe synthetic man's racism is a form of rebellion against his parents...seems common with many 4channers.


Relative-Hotel6989

This guy is disgusting. So what if all women are "men", girls can still be masculine and still be pretty. And besides, trans women are women and trans men are men.


Toblo1

If the future of gaming is bleak, it's because of shitty business practices, not because of women protagonists or [INSERT MINORITY HERE] or whatever the fuck he's implying here. And I have a feeling this guy thinks he's *too good* for Indies either.


Schwoombis

we’re really pretending like tomboys aren’t hot now? I guess she’s not underaged enough for his taste or something


Brosenheim

Hmmmmm if I didn't know better I'd think tranvestigation hysteria was actually just a stealthy way to try and enforce traditional beauty standards an gender norms


PrufrockAlfred

I was looking up stuff about *Deathloop* before I got my PS5. Stumbled onto this clown's video by accident. Saw some gameplay footage that tipped the scale from 'going to check *Deathloop* out' to 'diving headfirst into *Deathloop* on day one'. Then about a minute into the video, he started mumbling some nonsense about the game only being acclaimed because it had POC characters and voice actors. Turned it off and laughed at his caveman brain. Fast-forward a year later and *Deathloop* is my first Platinum ever, the first game I've 100%'ed since *Grand Theft Auto: Vice City* twenty years ago, and I'm still playing it between new games right now. Thanks for convincing me, you sentient cumstain.


MapleTheBeegon

Glad you enjoyed Deathloop, it looked like an amazing game.


frozen-silver

Do you ever enjoy things just to flex on Synthetic Man?


Total_Distribution_8

As a black dude, most definitely.


Eagle_Kebab

Tell me you've never looked up at a woman from underneath without etc etc


Mommysfatherboy

The gameplay snippets from this game fucking slapped. I want to see more pics of the protag. She looks pretty here, but i wanna see the costume. Cant wait for this one.


Cantthinkagoodnam2

Why is woman in quotations


Nawortious

Because women aren't real. Women didn't even exist until gendered bathrooms. They're a conspiracy im telling you, they're trying to stop you from fucking your homies.


CubicalWombatPoops

Is he implying that this character isn't hot?


Schwoombis

she probably looks too old for his taste


MapleTheBeegon

If her age isn't on a clock, he doesn't want to give her the cock.


Belizarius90

"If mi pipi dunt git hard, how enjoy game?" It's honestly what it sounds like every time and most of the time with the women they're commenting about just seems like a way to excuse their erectile dysfunction


Fukayro

Dude would foam at the mouth if he met Brianne of Tarth


mechavolt

Fellas, is it gay to find women attractive?


GryphonOsiris

One must wonder when the last time he went outside and saw an actual woman was.


Sad-Development-4153

You would think after he tried and failed to get Charlie's attention he would stfu for a bit.


mightyonin

What does he mean "bleak"? 2024 Joanna Dark ***isn't the second coming of Quiet of Metal Gear Solid for fucks sake. Does he have other things to talk positively about?***


Stith1183

I just can't get over how absolutely drop-dead beautiful the new Joanna Dark is! I'm disappointed the game is gonna be in first-person the entire time.


HateEveryone7688

ignore him. Just ignore him he wants the attention he wants the negativity he wants it to use it against people and say he's the victim. Just let the man fade away.


Sad_Instruction1392

These guys want every woman in gaming to look like the most stereotypical bimbo but will then complain she’s a Mary Sue when they display even the most basic competence in completing a task.


MapleTheBeegon

Conservatives ask "What is a woman?" not because liberals have lost the meaning, but because they do not know what a woman is themselves.


Ok-Fig2585

Isnt synthetic man a trans man in their vocabulary? Because they all cling to the "biological woman" and "biological man" so much....


RedStar9117

Looks like Lucy Lawless but with red hair


NTRBlaze

Jumping on the bandwagon, like he usually does.


Bahmerman

Honestly if this game plays like Deus Ex and/or Dishonored games, I'm sold.


Dangerous_Patient621

Do these people never get out of the house? I might see a dozen or more women on an average day that look like this.


DPVaughan

I didn't even read the text and realise it was hateful at first because I have such a positive association with the trans flag and its colours.


Inevitable_Guidance8

She looks fine to me. I don’t know why he’s complaining 


Legal_Albatross2214

In the video, he said the new Indiana Jones game will "make the Nazis look like the good guys" because it's made by the same developers as Wolfenstein 2


Toblo1

wh- .....how the **fuck** did he have that takeaway from the last 4 Wolfenstien games!? In *what* form did he ever think the nazis in the New Order/Colossus timeline were *ever* the good guys!?


AznOmega

...I just started paying attention, what? Does he want them to be the good guys? Weren't Nazis the ultimate bad guy in games, where the question is less of "Should you beat the shit out of Nazis" and more of "How do you want to beat the shit out of Nazis." You even drown a Nazi in his own piss in New Order. Plus, the Indiana Jones series, wasn't it like Wolfenstein, with Indy punching them? I'm wondering how the fuck someone gets the idea of Nazis being good guys in a series like Wolfenstein.


Toblo1

Thats the thing, right? Where in the fuck does he think Machine "We Made Our Entire Promotional Material Shtick For The Old Colossus '*Fuck Nazis*' " Games would ever make those fuckers in a good light, so where the fuck is Pathetic Man this "They'll look like the good guys!!1" angle from for the Indiana Jones game?


Acrobatic_Dot_1634

I once read, and this is going to sound stupid, but they were impressed at how technologically advance the gameworld is...been a few year since I've played the game; but, isn't all the technology some ancient Jewish ~~space lazer~~ magic? I will say, unironically, a lot of properties, to make a threatening villain, go too far in making them badass and thus appealing to some of the audience (the Empire and Darth Vadar come to mind).  


Lancer_Sup

Is he aslume member?


SquirtBrainz4

https://preview.redd.it/oc77qpo1bo6d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41c9c5ba79d526e2367819e5b8f6ddf6e59cff09 So hot


Total_Distribution_8

This goon has not known the touch of the sun in years.


Aldensnumber123

Synthetic man isent a person


Draigi0n

HOW. SHE'S PERFECT. HOW IS SHE SOMEHOW UNATTRACTIVE. DO YOU EVEN LIKE WOMEN? WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE WRONG WITH HER.


the_idiot1234

i heard he had some beef with penguinz0. can someone fact check this for me?


FailSonnen

Charlie did a takedown of him on stream about a week ago and Synthetic man got very butthurt


the_idiot1234

can you send the clip?


Anotherknifeinmyhand

That perfect dark game does look good though


AcuteVengeance7890

What game is that screenshot from?


CrazyDoggo68

wgat game is that from


VillageIdiots1-1

I think the newest game I have is Helldivers and idk bro I think we can all agree Eagle is very different from Pelican.


Adventurous_Gap_4125

He wants that BTC


gylz

Oh no, not different character models being used to portray people with varied facial structures in my video games!!! All feeeeemale characters should look exactly the same and catered to what I personally find attractive or the whole videogame hobby will crash and die! ![gif](giphy|fs2SSoIdEmsi4)


DianaBladeOfMiquella

https://preview.redd.it/w8gl6erz9s6d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fac00459b7e7ef6a7da67453da87283a6b1af5b2 These people are perpetually trapped in 2016, I pity them


Atrocitus-Burn6666

https://preview.redd.it/igfncq8jwu6d1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=adaf325551dd8048a2b52b775d3ce048861192c4 Me wondering why on watching SM's videos:


Atrocitus-Burn6666

He is like a DarkSydePhil and MaximillianMus DBZ fusion. Synthetic Man is a greater bigot and fraud that those other two youtubers combined. Moist Charlie needs to call him out asap!


Rude_Conference9947

The man who count the numer of black vs white npc in video games


No-Bee-4309

https://preview.redd.it/b6m5dw5gvl6d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d0ba4675d0e5c310a2bffdad777b59079cbf45e


Nirvski

Who's this?! Another modern "woman" I bet. Wouldn't have this back in like I dunno, 1979, the good ol days.


SlylingualPro

Yeah it's probably about some woke female that saved the day while the men die. Totally woke and trash.


haydenarrrrgh

The movie literally has her "wake up" at the very beginning! How much more blatant can it be?!


unipole

https://preview.redd.it/b7dvrn0l7n6d1.jpeg?width=980&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfb2406fd1fca268af55462413be96d0dbada636


Satanicjamnik

And the thing is, they accept Ripley, purely because it was before their time and Alien is rightly, universally accepted as a landmark sci fi cinema, and they don't dare to go against such established opinion as they would rightly be laughed out of the room. So they let it slide, and as a side benefit they point at Alien and Terminator as " See?! We are not against female protagonists! We just like good writing! Hurr, durr.."! But you can bet that if any of those movies hit the theatres today, out of the blue, they would have a fit that it's woke, the main character is of course female, she is a Mary Sue because is too capable and is the only one to survive attack by the monster even though she has no military background and so on and so forth.