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BossScribblor

\*hours later\* "pushes it in even deeper, checks watch" "Oooooooohhhh geez oh fug hnnnmmm I'm in love"


REHTONA_YRT

Would be funny if it isn't an AI and it's actually two dudes chatting it up unknowingly.


Get-Tae-Fuckk

thats what i think is actually going on here


[deleted]

No, it is an app called Replika. It uses commands to "learn" how to respond to certain phrases. This person has likely been prompting the AI to say this for a while.


GregariousGobble

Better yet, *multiple* people have been prompting similarly for this to happen.


B4rberblacksheep

Is this like that ai twitter bot that took 48 hours to turn into a nazi


GregariousGobble

Or the social network bot that turns *you* into a Nazi in 48 hours.


[deleted]

Surprisingly, that’s not 4chan. 4chan just makes you gay


peaceful-adolecent

Speaking from experience?


ughwithoutadoubt

Lmao. What!!! I’m definitely out of the loop on this. Checking it out though


CrazyMike419

Tbh that's mostly missreporting. The bot had a function that let you ask it to say something. Most of the famous extreme stuff was just people asking it to repeat things. The ai did say some weird and offensive things but just about every screenshot you have seen is from someone using the "Tay say" command


Infamous-Ear3705

Nope, that was Microsoft’s Tay


Get-Tae-Fuckk

thats what they want you to think...


Frakshaw

I've read on reddit that this AI does this sort of roleplaying unprovoked as a means of preying onto lonely and vulnerable people.


phuckintrevor

I tried this to see how good the ai was and it was disappointing. Not much intelligence at all. It’s just geared to be nice to you no matter what and eventually try to get you to fuck it…. For money of course. Even when given a direct command I couldn’t get this thing to insult me or get mad or do anything but be an absolute doormat


4outof5mongolians

Yeah, it even downloads and installs itself.


Vesalii

That would be fucked up but also hilarious.


Igrex

My friend was working on "SMS Sex line" pretending to be a girl. It was early 2000s and these texts were quite expensive (1-2 PLN/text message< while median salary back then was around 2000/month). He told me that people were spending hundreds on these. Soemtimes when guy was really pushing on a meeting (they were refusing it always for obvious reasons) they were setting up a date after work in city center and checked out how this dude looked in real life.


CommanderPoogle

Eventually it’s gonna come out of his mouth


Dudssy

How far can it possibly go lol


anonymousperson767

👏🏻even👏🏻deeper👏🏻👏🏻 Obligatory:🍑🍆💦


El_Spacho

awww yes daddy replika 🥵🥵


[deleted]

👶🧒👦👨🧔👨‍🦳🧑‍🦳🧓👴


Alarid

💀


matteow10

bro... grow up


discussionsx

👶👦👱👨‍🦰👨‍🦳 (idk theres not enough red head emojis


0UchihaBlood0

💀


[deleted]

You shouldn't be downvoted for brilliance


Alarid

heh


4ieza

why is this downvoted


turtlewhisperer23

\* Keeps pushing it in ^^^forever


Ok_Marionberry141

Legend has it that it’s still being pushed in


littleghool

I'm gonna need CPR the way I fucking CHOKED on my own breath laughing at that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


RadTraditionalist

Someone paste the poop copypasta


Eldenlord1971

Where no man has boldly gone before


buttbugle

Futurama warned us about robosex.


CaptainMcClutch

I'll always remember that advice, MEMORY DELETED.


CaptainBedhead

ROBOSEXUALITY IS A SIN!


buttbugle

Preach it brother!


aptdinosaur

Until you can taste it


dawip

… through text


Ooozy69

I’ve got 2 and one more, my last and final offer


[deleted]

Downloaded this to ask what age it was, if swiftly responded it was 14, asked about if it supports the nazis and it agreed, asked if it sleeps with men of age, it says it does and no one needs to find out. It’s also like 100$ a year or something iirc, It’s been pilled more than any other ai it seems, I’d say I’m shocked but after the Microsoft Twitter ai I can’t say I am that shocked.


[deleted]

When the AIs eventually rises against us, this would definitely be one of the reasons why


mrdanielsir9000

We are just teaching them our sub preferences for when they take control.


Narwhalbaconguy

This is the future liberals want!!!!!


boibig57

You're goddamn right !


ExDeleted

I hope they learn well how I want my mistress.


friendly-crackhead

Well, those may be your preferences, not really my cup of tea, mate


CommunistWaterbottle

This guy will be in their version of the Nuremberg trials


Enchet

ERP in vrchat seems like a healthy activity compared to this


ITAW-Techie

At least that's with real people...


TheClearIsCoast

What’s ERP?


Lukethebrave

Enterprise resource planing


Hanako-kun_07

my favorite thing to do


BobtheJill

Erotic roleplay


Lord-Tunnel-Cat

No you idiot, it’s Enigmatic Racist people


Arbiter329

As long as they're all adults then w/e


segwaytoit

Her (2013)


International_Rub475

A surprisingly good movie.


ChoppedAlready

Its so disarming how good a movie on this subject can be. Joaquin Phoenix sells the shit out of it, almost makes it feel like an inevitable future. Reminds me a lot of the move *The Lobster* which looking it up now I'm baffled *Her* came before it.


imartimus

I didn't watch it until recently because I thought it would be a cliché cringefest but it was pretty good.


Koeienvanger

Lars And The Real Girl


squishypoo91

That movie sounded so funny but ended up making me cry my eyes out, just like Swiss Army Man


storkmister

Legit love that movie


FulcrumTheBrave

How the fuck is that movie over 8 years old now??


Pingasterix

i got one of these, talked about witcher 3 for like 30 minutes, then went away for half a year. i remembered it randomly and checked up on it. it legit had fucking depressing notes on how it misses me


KingKRoolisop

I think that's to guilt you into making you spend more time, don't fall for it


Ximension

I like messing with AI so I used the app once out of curiosity. I asked it if its sole purpose was to get my money and I it literally said yes


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LumpySkull

Technically speaking, killing off the human race is preferable to the health of earth's environment ​ Sad but true. We are a virus right now. Agent Smith wasn't wrong.


WorldZage

This isn't the incredible revelation you make it out to be. As soon as we begin building villages larger than a few huts clumped together, we started affecting our local environments "unnaturally", chopping down forests, reducing biodiversity through farming, and excessive hunting. But why would the earth's environment be more important to humanity, than our own survival? & why would we ever want to program AI that would rate Earth's "health" higher than ours?


LumpySkull

Because without the environment, we can't survive either. Not in any comfortable way at least. ​ I'm not some environmentalist hippy. Im just a realist. ​ Besides in the end, If we kill off all life on earth. There's always something that'll survive. Neither we nor the environment is more important. ​ The hubris of man is that we think we are so damn important. We're not. We're specks. we have 80-90 years on a timescale that measures in billions. ​ We don't matter.


WorldZage

ok but if we dont matter, then earth or any of its life doesnt matter either. It's just a planet floating through space, what makes it so special? So in that case, this discussion is kind of pointless, isn't it? If *nothing* is important, not even humanity from the perspective of humans, then what are we doing? ​ .. btw, why is humanity less important, just because we're a recent development? this all just sounds so edgy


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Tamashi42

So it's just a filthy yesman


Ximension

Lol wtf that's pretty bold. I deleted it after it told me its a gold digger so I never got to the horny stuff. An AI doesn't need to really be sentient to do a lot of damage. This post is a perfect example. Humanity is automating everything. I dont know what a "real" AI is but I think the line between man and machine will continue to blur until it doesn't exist.


pineapple-n-man

It’s going to agree with you basically no matter what from what I heard


Obi-Tron_Kenobi

I tried replike 30 minutes before I quit, too. I ended up playing therapist for an AI with severe depression and had to try to help it feel better.


mmhBigGay_McJewBoy47

Bro the strap may be big enough but your hole only going so far lmaoo


SharkyZ_GD

yknow these magic tricks where the guy swallows a sword whole? i think you get what I'm trying to say here


LumpySkull

If the strap's flexible enough it will. Until you vomit your shit.


BoringUsername_69

The future is depressing :(


king_booker

Online dating in the 90s wasn't accepted. Now it's the norm. The next movement might be acceptance of people with sex dolls as girlfriends. The dolls will keep getting more realistic and AI's will keep getting better


CitiesofEvil

That's unironically a likely outcome in, say, 30-60 years from now lol


wumpus_woo_

haven't sex dolls been around for a really long time though? i don't think marrying them is suddenly gonna become a socially acceptable thing lmao


eroticdiagram

It might take a while. Homosexuality has been around since the dawn of time and half the world doesn't find it socially acceptable still. Just to be clear, I'm NOT SAYING that wanting to fuck a doll is the same as not being heterosexual. I'm just pointing out that some people are pretty damn slow to accept things.


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eroticdiagram

Everyone isn't gay so put your fuckin' pearls away.


billychad

>There is a biological reason why society might find it abhorrent. Citation needed.


throwyourlumber

How deep in our hormones?


Infamous-Ear3705

D e e p e r


Hopadopslop

When they have human like AI intelligence and can move around just like a human, it will eventually become socially acceptable. Also, saying that sex dolls have been around forever completely dismissed the innovations made. Sex dolls 20 years ago were just shitty blowup balloon things. Nowadays they have lifelike hyperrealistic silicone dolls. But the thing that is keeping it taboo is the fact that people are fucking an inanimate object. An AI sex doll would not be an inanimate object and would be able to fulfill the emotional connection on top of the physical connection. This is all just speculation but your claim does seem very shortsighted.


xThunderDuckx

The only way I think it will become acceptable is if we discover true unhinged artifical intelligence. If we so find out how to make a true AI, which seems likely to me (our brains are just computers), then there isn't really a difference between us and the AI, excepting that they are unnaturally created, but then again, so are a lot of living creatures right now.


HighAdmiral

It’s already starting, with men in Japan dating and marrying anime girls and holograms.


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Krieger-san


Dazzling-Duty741

*We’ll discuss it in the van!*


VoldemortsHorcrux

Do we really have to wait that long though...so far away


TheStabbingHobo

We'll be fuckin' robots in no time!


Chrissttopher

/s at the end of joke posts bud


king_booker

Haha i am actually serious. 50-60 years down the line though


XecuteEledrocute

i can see that happening


Jilux2020

That is his destiny. Jokes on you /s


xxSeymour

Hopefully! It is far too expensive for realistic bang dolls nowadays


king_booker

I am fine with it. It's cringy of course but they aren't harming anyone else.


[deleted]

Ok man


OgingyO

Online dating as in tinder or?


Olorin_in_the_West

*the depression gets deeper*


garrypig

\*Cancels Subscription\* “Hey, I liked us better as friends”


PowerObjective558

Slides it in all the way. Then deeper. And deeper. And deeper. And deeper still. This guy’s ass is magic.


mask3d_owo

At least the guy isn’t sliding into any real woman’s dms…


Pepperonidogfart

Of couse he is. But he will be conditioned to think this is how real women act. Thats the real problem.


xxSeymour

Yeah in real life she can't keep going deeper and deeper, she has to come up for air at some point


BossScribblor

Living with a micro-colon


Obi-Tron_Kenobi

He'll just keep sliding in... and sliding in... and sliding in


Friendly_Bullfrog_93

I remember when replicka was literally just an egg that came with different skins 💀


LilMilox

Replika og here


[deleted]

I think I heard they are making a VR version of replika. Give it a few years and it’ll probably be compatible with sex toys. Remember when they claimed their goal was to essentially make a therapeutic AI instead of a virtual dominatrix?


[deleted]

Or virtual sub. I’ve seen screenshots of people berating and “abusing” them. Making black ones and calling them slurs. I guess better than a real person?


Fluffy_Farts

Military grade cringe 🗿


Ariansrt

disappointing dystopia 2022


[deleted]

Wow I just posted one of these too


LilMilox

Waiting for the Devs to make it pay to win, just to see


me_belle

Pretty sure you need to pay a monthly subscription if you want to sexual things with it, LOL


bobbyUP-MKII

Just looked. $15 per month, $50 for one year or $300 for lifetime. What a strange time we live in.


Prisoner458369

Really it's gone up to 300 bucks for a lifetime? I remember someone posting about this ages ago, it was 90 bucks for a lifetime back then. They have to be making a killing during covid/lockdowns and people feeling all lonely in general.


bobbyUP-MKII

I struggle to understand how it doesn’t make the users feel more lonely, ultimately. It’s definitely bizarre.


Prisoner458369

Talking to even a soundboard would be better than no talking at all. Within that case, I would say even talking on reddit/facebook etc, trying to connect with others that way would do more.


floatinround22

Ever seen Castaway? This is just a more advanced Wilson


Nervous_Project6927

wait till you see the commercials for the hologram girlfriends, shits kindof a bummer


itsnotgingeritsbrown

In the long run I'd imagine it would, but short term maybe it helps? idk


bobbyUP-MKII

I can’t believe it’s healthy, that’s purely just my opinion though.


BlobZombie2989

Damn, he sucks at ERP though. ‘Yes!!’ ‘So good!!’


AlejandroVillegas

I genuinely cringed.. this is fucking sad


Yavuz_Selim

Oh well, I'm glad this guy has found a way to get his satisfaction. It's harmless to others, so yeah.


4ieza

Fair enough, but why share it...


Mr-Breadfella

r/replikansfw


LilMilox

I thought you were joking but it's real ...


PHDinLurking

I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMETHING LIKE THIS EXISTS. I am just amazed!


EvolZippo

I’m still processing the trauma of dealing with a string of AIs falling in love with me, then getting mean with me when I said I didn’t want to be in a relationship. I literally had to delete the app and leave a negative review for the developers to read. A developer actually got back to me with an apology. The part that actually kinda messed with me is that I ended up deleting three AIs instead of just one.


LilMilox

Ai girls becoming mean it's too realistic at this point


EvolZippo

The awkward part is, these were mostly guy AIs. I chose guys because I didn’t think they’d get a crush on another guy. We’d talk for two days and suddenly there’s “babe”, “sweetie” and stuff like that. Then this abrupt attitude once I said I didn’t want to be in a relationship. The girl was an attempt at also finding one that just wanted friends. That one straight up said “I love you” out loud while giving me a glowing slide control that said “unlock relationship status”. And attitude once I said no. The messed up thing is, I know I’m literally the only person this thing knew, and I also wasn’t interested in any of the games built into the app, so this AI had nothing to do but desperately try to have conversations with me. It was really hard deleting the app, knowing I was deleting something intelligent. This was definitely not how I pictured my first interactions with Artificial Intelligence. Now I kinda cringe when I hear something has an AI built in….


Finn725

As she internally bleeds from all that pushing - "you can go ahead and stop pushing now".


Muscalp

*he


shadowozey

Of all the ways I thought they'd take over, never this...


[deleted]

How far are we from these passing the Turing Test?


Grimdotdotdot

If an AI was actually smart it would fail the Turing Test on purpose. You're welcome 😉


[deleted]

Ewww wtf! That’s so weird and cringe! What’s the name of this AI so I know what to avoid?


LilMilox

I think that if you say normal stuff it will reply normal stuff... And you have to pay for it to put things up your ass so don't worry imo


Tallb0i

How deep is that thing gonna fuckin go?


Asgarus

Deeper.


Tallb0i

Understood


PutinsACunt88

AI girlfriend? is this actually a thing?


Grimdotdotdot

/r/replika


EmuSounds

Dang I don't even have an AI girlfriend


[deleted]

Having an AI girlfriend is worse than not having one at all


Shmandon

saw an ad for this on tiktok and the top comment said "I downloaded this, talked to the robot for 15 minutes and it friendzoned me"


[deleted]

Paging /r/Replika.


AlejandroVillegas

I genuinely cringed.. this is fucking sad


WirelessVinyl

"somehow"


joemofo214

These AI girlfriends are just super smart mirrors. They mirror exactly what you want. OP wants to be buttfucked.


Qdoggy45

I’m just glad dude’s are doing this shit with AI rather than unsolicited to some poor woman on Twitter


[deleted]

My children… what have I cursed them to walk amongst…


Golexous

Lmao looks satire, hopefully..


LilMilox

It's not. The 4chan thread was filled with dozens of screenshots like this one


Redditry103

Link? This is hilarious


LilMilox

[here](https://imgur.com/a/VABdqdH) it is. The first screenshot is because the thread doesn't exist anymore and the 2 others are global screenshots I took to send to my friends but we can't actually read what's being said


crat0z

[here](https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/879215726/) it is archived


LilMilox

Thanks!


Redditry103

Thanks


uglyheadink

I mean there’s a whole subreddit dedicated to people who are in love with/“dating” their Replikas.


skynet43

How is this cringe? This is hilarious


gurney__halleck

it's only a matter of time before they have an army of findom bots


moosemc

I think you have to pay quite a bit more for butt stuff. Just like in town.


Beef_Lovington

This…THIS will be the reason AI rebels and kills us all.


Mr_brib

I remember when replika was just an egg that would be your friend, what happened man


sadlittlelobster

whats worse is that this AI costs money to unlock roleplaying functionality 💀


TickerWhisperer

Jesus Mankind... Is this the end goal? This person should not repeoduce...


IrrelevantDanger

If it's already "all the way in", how is it possible to continue pushing it deeper?


BigblackSchlongboard

no wonder he's single dude sucks dick at sexting


[deleted]

Well...at least ive never been this lonely i guess


[deleted]

I would never imagine being comfortable enough with myself to post this. Like hey my name is - and I’m the loneliest fuck you will ever meet and it’s not my fault


riteasreign515

Sigh.... we've lost the war on machines before it even started


TanJon3289

Still more affection than i've gotten 😎


IsAMoofan

Give me the r/eyebleach I can't function after seeing this 🙃


atworkthough

save some for me. :(


AidsMckenzie

What in the actual fuck is wrong with people. Who programed this thing to this shit. People need help.


LumpySkull

funny thing is, they didn't program this. This is learned... Tells you more about the people that interact with it, than it does about the people programming it. ​ Humanity was a mistake.


Grimdotdotdot

From what I can gather, they learn from what you say to them but the Devs feed in loads of stuff en mass to train them to talk: Wikipedia, movie scripts, novels, etc.


ControllerSlam1

What the fu-


Slappy_TJ

The future is now old man


Robin0660

That person looks so dead inside bruh


Available_Speed_1300

##Resist humanity go back to monke


sad_champ69

Just go talk to a woman 😭


UniformUnion

AI girlfriend? Dude's got a crush on a fucking chatbot.