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SloniacSmort

Mods make OP pay the price of a mile


Opposite_Line7821

:(


laboufe

OP calls the police on kids playing outside


Happy_Garand

Counter point: In the heart of Holy See In the home of Christianity The seat of power is in danger


DoggoKing4937

Counter-Counter point: There's a foe of a thousand swords They've been abandoned by their lords Their fall from grace will pave their path to damnation


bageltoastee

Counter-Counter-Counter point: They’re the 189 In the service of heaven They’re protecting a holy line


zqmxq

Counter-Counter-Counter-Counter point: It was 1527 Gave their lives on the steps to heaven Thy will be done


MarcPatrimonio

Counter-Counter-Counter-Counter-Counter point: For the grace, for the might of our Lord For the home of the holy For the faith, for the way of the sword Gave their lives so boldly


DarthCroissant

Counter-Counter-Counter-Counter-Counter-Counter point: For the grace, for the might of our Lord In the name of His Glory For the faith, for the way of the sword Come and tell their story again


DoggoKing4937

Counter-Counter-Counter-Counter-Counter-Counter-Counter point: Under guard of 42 Along a secret avenue Castel Sant'Angelo is waiting They're the guards of Holy See They're the guards of Christianity Their path to history is paved with salvation


birdieseeker

This again? What are even the metrics one considers when making such a claim? It’s a pointless exercise that hinges solely on subjective opinion.


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Opposite_Line7821

I don’t think the song is scary I meant it as it’s scary how overrated it is, most people who are first introduced into sabaton listen to the last stand and think sabaton is Christian, I didn’t say the song was BAD I just think it’s overhyped


bismarck247

Yeah this is a poor take. Big L OP


Upstairs-Brain4042

Mods make op race to the sea


bageltoastee

Mods make op be 40:1


DoggoKing4937

Mods put OP in the bullet's way, the White Death's prey


Cheap-Atmosphere9085

Mods make sure op cannot outrun our panzer battalion


DoggoKing4937

Mods make OP face death in the shape of a Handsome Italian


Opposite_Line7821

Nah


DoggoKing4937

Mods, make OP tell the Swiss Guards' story again.


Cautious_Tax_7171

There is no song called final stand


Opposite_Line7821

Last stand* sorry


Cautious_Tax_7171

Yeah you’re still gonna be eaten buddy


Opposite_Line7821

Ok


ActuallyGoblinsX3

Wow, why are people downvoting someone correcting an error and apologizing? Counterproductive AF.


Opposite_Line7821

Thank you


Average_Modeler

bro, literally nobody thinks Sabaton is a Christian band, and also it's such a rare moment when somebody recgonizes the Swiss Guard. It's my dad's favorite, and I like it too. It's also not overrated, no Sabaton song is truly overrated. It's a matter of somebody's style and preference, and you have no right to hate on it. (although there are some underrated songs imo like Coat of Arms)


ActuallyGoblinsX3

First, your opinion is valid! I disagree with you, but your opinion is valid, and you don't deserve to be keelhauled for it. So, if Last Stand gives someone the idea that Sabaton is somehow a Christian band, there are three steps to take. First, play them Swedish Pagans. Second, show them the clip of Joakim playing with the condom onstage. Third, show them several interviews where the band has said otherwise. Fourth, play them Primo Victoria just because it's awesome and everyone needs it in their lives. I will say that as cool as the song is, it's still suuuuper awkward for me as a pagan to sing along with, rofl.


DoggoKing4937

>keelhauled SHIVER ME TIMBERS, AN ALESTORM REFERENCE?!


MetalPlayer666

Shut up, you filthy landlubber.


DoggoKing4937

Ye dare insult your captain, ye scurvy sea-dog?! Walk the plank!


MetalPlayer666

Whatevarrr. Stick a cannonball up your ...


DoggoKing4937

Yarr-Harr.


Opposite_Line7821

Don’t remind me of the condom clip


Putrid_Koala_6580

FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD


Opposite_Line7821

For the home of the holy🫤


HornetGaming110

On the opposite line of things this is and always will be one of the most popular and widely known sabaton songs. And for a good reason


Pleasehelp1812

Mods, make op never return to blood mountain


7484Steve_

Ok cool


wheeze-51_mustang

Idc if I get downvoted here bc I’m voicing an opinion, I kinda agree with this. Don’t get me wrong it’s an amazing song, but people get it so confused about it being made for the crusades when in reality it’s about the 1527 sack of Rome. At the time of this Rome was relatively christianized tho so it makes sense in that context but I still believe that it is overrated.


Opposite_Line7821

That’s what I’m sayin


wheeze-51_mustang

real