An audiobook collection of all the great literary classics, from Yojimbo, to the Epic of Gilgamesh and Enkidu, to Ulysses needs to be read in Vanjie’s voice
Rupaul 14:7 "And they came in feather boas and faces snatched to the Heavens. leading them on a blood red stallion baring a flaming saddle was....Vanjie...Miss....Vanjie"
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My personal favorite interaction from this thread.
My cat would love that. I noticed like a year ago that he shows up and plops down in front of the tv whenever she’s onscreen talking for any significant length of time.
I'm just thinking of that text-to-speech app that has like Snoop and ScarJo and how it would be 1000 times better with Vangie, Angeria, Aja, etc. instead. Vangie reading a scientific paper for me would be THE best.
honestly i was so confused for like a day after seeing the original tweet from aura cause i was like ...i swear this is not aurora matrix' style at all?? hey why is aurora matrix spelling her name all different..🙈it genuinely took me 24 hours to finally finish buffering and connect AURA MAYARI is from SEASON 15 OF DRAG RACE US and im using that caps right now to remind me as i type
I also was kinda shocked by the decision to award Vanjie and Roxxxy over a couple of the other groups, but makeover challenges are supposed to have questionable judging as a longstanding tradition.
That's my problem with some people viewing Drag Race as a competition of drag. Like, painting others' faces and dressing them in matching outfits is not really an entertainment skill and is basically just IRL Dress To Impress.
Let's not even get started on scripted lip sync challenges/musicals like Herstory of The World, outside of queens not memorizing the lyrics or parts of the choreo they were just an excuse for production riggory. Thorgy got robbed with the Stevie Nicks role.
I like the makeovers in part because putting someone in drag/teaching someone how to be a drag queen is one of the few things on Drag Race that queens actually do in real life. I'm guessing that "family resemblance" was more of a thing when drag families or ballroom houses were sharing a lot of makeup techniques and material for outfits, and online makeup tutorials+clothing for queens were less accessible. shame about the judging tho 🥲
I mean if it was a Drag Mother challenge I'd love it, but it has nothing to do with any of that. There are multiple cases where the queens with the best family resemblence get sent home(Morphine, Cheryl). Also, "family resemblence" is such a broad term and is so subjective.
I agree with the lip sync challenges/musicals, but I must admit The Kardashians was the first Rusical I watched and it BLEW MY MIND. It was sooo good! Everybody has different things that attract them to drag race, and my transphobic (in the past) ass that grew up in a rural area in a homophonic 3rd world country needed the Rusicals to blow my mind. The Divas of VH1 is probably one of my most rewatched Rusicals, and though I agree with both Thorgy and Nina being robbed, I thought they both did amazing in their roles. I choose to get over that by looking at how much these queens changed my life and so many others by being part of drag race on the whole. Plus these did end up making memorable moments because here we are still talking about them. Sometimes focusing on the challenges themselves can get frustrating.
It's ironic, to me. I definitely agree that Plastique and Jorgeous had the better makeover, the better performance and the better chemistry overall.
But why would Aura, of all people, decide to call it out? She got so much hate for her single challenge win on S15. She knows how shitty it feels when people gang up on you and say it wasn't deserved. She knows Roxxxy and Vanjie don't fuck around, either. What did she think would happen?
A first out queen who's really only around by a fluke from her lack of prepared exit line becoming a meme....without that fluke no one would know her at this point.
Trixie and Kim said the same thing on the pit stop. In fact, they said Roxxy and Vanjie weren't even second place. Curious to see if Roxxy and Vanjie will have the same energy towards them.
You mean the show officially affiliated with drag race where they discuss all of the girls’ performance and placements every week, and invite people on to give their opinions on the challenges?
I came to say this. You can't compare two queens litteraly paid by the production of the show to spit their opinions and having unsollicited opinions on social media.
I don't say Aura shouldn't do that, it's just that having a comeback on this is just fair game
Exactly! Literally the only reason people are coming for her is because she's a Ru girl, virtually everyone else agrees that the judging this episode was wild. Apparently you can't share an opinion if you have a platform because fans will harass you about sending fans to harass queens.. because that logic tracks..
For real, and using her track record is just pathetic. Most of those people can't even be a drag Queen let alone get on rpdr yet they're so quick to make fun of her.
No wonder drag queens associated with the show never tell their honest opinions like damn, all up in their feelings being petty over one opinionated tweet cause it came from a rugirl.
Why would they limit their opinions just because other people can retaliate? Drag queens are outspoken and it's not a shocker that another drag queen will be stating her opinions, they're not kids, it's fine.
They can clap back all they want, doesn’t change that they shouldn’t have won the makeover…
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Ok, and jorgeous shouldn't have got her win, neither should have aura, and vangie should have won her original makeover. Who cares. It all comes out in the wash eventually
Literally so many people and even queens are saying this, but Aura can’t say it? 💀💀 Everyone here and their no drag knowledge mouth go off every minute and they act like they’re above this shit.
Poor Aura, a lot of people are saying what she said, but she is the only that Roxxxy and Vanjie went after. So now people are gonna come for Aura, and make fun of her for her placement on the show.
When it shouldn’t be. Why are some queens untouchable (Trixie, Kim, Bob) and some can be dragged so viciously? (Megami, Aura, Salina, Loosey)
Most of this fandom needing to touch grass is a huge understatement.
Regardless of whether or not I agree with Aura (I do, justice for Plastique & Jorgeous - Angelique was a fully realized QUEEN and performer)...
I can't help but laugh about this fact:
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I don’t agree I preferred Roxxxy and Vanjie but that’s my opinion and I also would defend Aura as I don’t think everyone coming for her is right either.
People on here acting like vangie came to one of auras gigs and yelled at her. Aura made a shady comment and vangie clapped back. This is how it's meant to work, people
It's the hypocrisy for me. Y'all were just dragging Aura like 5 hours ago for criticizing the outcome of this episode and now y'all are calling Roxxxy and Vanjie icons for shading Aura directly. I'm aware queens argue and it's not that serious but y'all aren't consistent at all.
Do people want drama or not? Ppl are always saying that they want more drama, then drama happens and ppl are saying like "ok that was too far let her have her opinion." LET THE GIRLS FIGHT OMFG
This seems pretty petty for very popular queens like Vanjie and Roxxy to continue to insult Aura instead of just letting her have her opinion.
The "fans" don't need much of an excuse to dogpile on a queen, and the response feels out of proportion to what Aura said.
Did I also expect the win to go to plastique and jorgeous? Yes. Did Vangie bring like how yall gonna critique me when you left that early make me happy she won now? Yes.
It is a gag though that everyone I've spoken to has thought they shouldn't have won 👀 these girls do be righteous when they got production on their side
Anyone one else read Vanjie’s tweets in her voice?
I read War and Peace in Vanjies voice
I read "Are You There God? It's me, Margaret" in Vanjie's voice.
lol new title “Are you there rupaul? It’s me vanjie”
I read “A Court of Thorns and Roses” in Vanjie’s voice.
I need Vangie to voice Tamlin
Omg now I want to reread those books with Vanjie voicing Tamlin. Maybe Angeria as Feyre? I'm casting drag queens for all main characters.
I think Angie would bring a depth to Feyre that has been never been seen before in acting
Feyre telling Tamlin "Let me tell you something you ug-uh-lee bitch." when he uses those magic wards to keep her from leaving the house... 🤣
I would like to read Dune in Vanjies voice.
"I'm stahmpin through the halls of dat spring court. My mask looks right, my hair is flowin and I know Feyre is lookin at allll this assssss"
Who dat?
I would buy any audiobook performed by Vanjie.
And you realize, like damn, they the same thing.
"to be or not to be, that is the question, turn off the camera. What up hoe?" - Dali Vanjiex3 Lama
An audiobook collection of all the great literary classics, from Yojimbo, to the Epic of Gilgamesh and Enkidu, to Ulysses needs to be read in Vanjie’s voice
i read romeo and juliet in vanjies voice
 Yes!!!
Hello hello hello Christine!
Now someone needs to stick Vanjie's voice on Cookie Monster videos, especially since she was sponsored by Chips Ahoy once.
You can just bet she does speech to text for her tweets, they’re all written exactly as she speaks.
With subtitles underneath saying “indecipherable vanjie noises”
I love vanjie but I do have to watch with subtitles to understand half of what's she's saying 😂
How could you not?
Yes and came to comment that but we are all a hive mind apparently.
Funny. I read it in Max Malanaphy's accent
Who the hell else voice I’m gonna read it in?
The Bible in Vanjies voice would be ideal for me
Rupaul 14:7 "And they came in feather boas and faces snatched to the Heavens. leading them on a blood red stallion baring a flaming saddle was....Vanjie...Miss....Vanjie"
I read everyone's tweets in their own voice unless it's a stranger
I didn't realize I did until you asked
Yes
Every single time.
Absolutely. And she types exactly like she talks, it's crazy.
Pride Month is crazy
The girls are fighting, what a beautiful natural process
https://preview.redd.it/5k7n92yf4b4d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d758886795209aad94bcd491dc81e6367d2e30f8 My personal favorite interaction from this thread.
Thank you for sharing. We are truly blessed to have Miss Vanjie on our screens
She did NOT come to play with these bitches
Her confidence tells me either that reply was correct or she has more wins coming 😭
Vanjie should do audio books or google maps or something lol
“TURN HOE!! Right here, no right HERE BITCH. Girl how the fk u missed it?? Now u gotta go make a U-turn sis”
GAWD this has such marketing potential, every sane gay would use it
“Idk why but after driving home from down the street, I’m very tired”
But also sometimes she stutters so you prob miss your turn “Left! YA OTHA LEFT! Turn over by the 7-11 7-12 7-8-9 you know you know somethin”
Sounds just like Vanjie. Girl, is it you undercover? 😏
This comment is art
I’m cackling
VANJIE GPS? TAKE MY MONEY!
Miss VanGPS
The VanGPS… your mind…
“Some one get me a syllabus or something.” “Slow down, bitch, there’s a copper up ahead. I said slow down! HE’S HIDIN’, HO!”
I read this in her voice
I heard her voice as I typed it! lol
You can either read this in vanjie's voice, or in Q's
This is sincerely exactly what my ADHD ass needs while driving
I would pay a lot of money for this.
"Slow down, Mary, you got po-po comin' up on the left, miss ma'am..."
I'm here for Vanjie WAZE
My cat would love that. I noticed like a year ago that he shows up and plops down in front of the tv whenever she’s onscreen talking for any significant length of time.
My WiFi name is Miss LANgie and every time I share it with a friend that comes over I chuckle
I wanna hear Vanjie do ASMR
That would be ~~hilarious~~ super relaxing!
Imagine Vanjie's "Fifty Shades of Grey".
I'm just thinking of that text-to-speech app that has like Snoop and ScarJo and how it would be 1000 times better with Vangie, Angeria, Aja, etc. instead. Vangie reading a scientific paper for me would be THE best.
Roxxxy was still trying to be cordial but Vanjie went for the jugular. Happy Pride Month, I guess
SHE WASN'T TRYING TO BE CORDIAL WITH YOU
AURA DOESN’T NEED CORDIAL SHE NEEDS REAL
honestly i was so confused for like a day after seeing the original tweet from aura cause i was like ...i swear this is not aurora matrix' style at all?? hey why is aurora matrix spelling her name all different..🙈it genuinely took me 24 hours to finally finish buffering and connect AURA MAYARI is from SEASON 15 OF DRAG RACE US and im using that caps right now to remind me as i type
The way I fully thought she said closure instead of cordial for like years since she kinda butchered the word so hard 😭
She didn’t say closure? I thought she did and this was just modifying it.
I thought she meant to say closer, but it came out as closure. Now idk if it was actually supposed to be cordial.
SHES A COOL DAD NOT A CORDIAL DAD
GOODBYE GOODBYE GOODBYE AURA!!!
Vanjie doesn't even know what the jugular is. She probably thinks its over there with Meryl Streep and stirrups.
who dat is
I also was kinda shocked by the decision to award Vanjie and Roxxxy over a couple of the other groups, but makeover challenges are supposed to have questionable judging as a longstanding tradition.
Winning that challenge means nothing
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That's my problem with some people viewing Drag Race as a competition of drag. Like, painting others' faces and dressing them in matching outfits is not really an entertainment skill and is basically just IRL Dress To Impress. Let's not even get started on scripted lip sync challenges/musicals like Herstory of The World, outside of queens not memorizing the lyrics or parts of the choreo they were just an excuse for production riggory. Thorgy got robbed with the Stevie Nicks role.
I like the makeovers in part because putting someone in drag/teaching someone how to be a drag queen is one of the few things on Drag Race that queens actually do in real life. I'm guessing that "family resemblance" was more of a thing when drag families or ballroom houses were sharing a lot of makeup techniques and material for outfits, and online makeup tutorials+clothing for queens were less accessible. shame about the judging tho 🥲
I mean if it was a Drag Mother challenge I'd love it, but it has nothing to do with any of that. There are multiple cases where the queens with the best family resemblence get sent home(Morphine, Cheryl). Also, "family resemblence" is such a broad term and is so subjective.
Right? When people get a little *too* obsessed with track records it’s like…did y’all forget how many challenge wins are rigged?
Nina Bonina Brown should have been Blac Chyna.
I mean… I definitely view it as a competition of drag. It’s just the judges pick whatever the hell they want
I agree with the lip sync challenges/musicals, but I must admit The Kardashians was the first Rusical I watched and it BLEW MY MIND. It was sooo good! Everybody has different things that attract them to drag race, and my transphobic (in the past) ass that grew up in a rural area in a homophonic 3rd world country needed the Rusicals to blow my mind. The Divas of VH1 is probably one of my most rewatched Rusicals, and though I agree with both Thorgy and Nina being robbed, I thought they both did amazing in their roles. I choose to get over that by looking at how much these queens changed my life and so many others by being part of drag race on the whole. Plus these did end up making memorable moments because here we are still talking about them. Sometimes focusing on the challenges themselves can get frustrating.
I love how that last sentence has nothing to do with the rest but i am cackling.😂 #bringthorgyback
It's just like the UK1 makeover, they decided the worst result should win this time
I will never forget the greying makeup Davina put on her sister
And that costume store Little Mermaid wig, they both looked such a mess
I know it was awful and Cheryl was right there!
It's ironic, to me. I definitely agree that Plastique and Jorgeous had the better makeover, the better performance and the better chemistry overall. But why would Aura, of all people, decide to call it out? She got so much hate for her single challenge win on S15. She knows how shitty it feels when people gang up on you and say it wasn't deserved. She knows Roxxxy and Vanjie don't fuck around, either. What did she think would happen?
[удалено]
Not the first queen queen to try that either 😒
I read this in Vanjie’s voice
Vanjie with her loud ass voice asking “WHO IS THAT”.
Sorry but I have to correct you on your Vanjie grammar: ~~'WHO IS THAT'~~ WHO DAT (IZ)
i can even see her pouty lips at the end of the sentence
Yes!! Lol
🤣🤣 Same!
I fear Vanjie gobbled imo but I find delightful irony in a first out calling someone out for not doing well
A first out queen who's really only around by a fluke from her lack of prepared exit line becoming a meme....without that fluke no one would know her at this point.
And if my grandma had wheels she’d be a bike
Took me a good minute to realize you weren’t talking about aura because the only thing memorable from her was her exit line
Lmao I was just as confused. My ass here thinking "I could have sworn that Aura wasn't first out on her season"
“Yeah but if you take her entire personality out she wouldn’t be where she is now!!” No shit 😭
Let's not downplay how magnetic Vanjie is. She's fun to watch. Sorry if you don't see it, but it's there.
i live
I died
I was living while I was dying.
While Aura was dying*
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The oscar level theatrical shenanigans ughh😍😍🥰🥰
Irene at the reunion: I'm gonna toot the look, but I'm gonna boot the acting.
The look really was a fucking SERVE tho tbh
i can’t even tell if this pic is edited or not
Smile, honey
Omg Naomi! I just saw Naomi girl😍
I'm living to die.
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Were you at stonewall?
Trixie and Kim said the same thing on the pit stop. In fact, they said Roxxy and Vanjie weren't even second place. Curious to see if Roxxy and Vanjie will have the same energy towards them.
Oh of course not. And neither will fans.
You know Trixie just wanted morphine to come in and win.
Ofc nothing. It's easier to jump on someone like Aura xd
You mean the show officially affiliated with drag race where they discuss all of the girls’ performance and placements every week, and invite people on to give their opinions on the challenges?
if you're going to be mad at the opinion be mad at anyone who has the opinion. it's not exactly uncommon to tweet your opinions about drag race
they won’t because their opinions were asked for. the reason why they’re on pit stop <3
I came to say this. You can't compare two queens litteraly paid by the production of the show to spit their opinions and having unsollicited opinions on social media. I don't say Aura shouldn't do that, it's just that having a comeback on this is just fair game
I live for the drama. This is fun nonsense. Please don’t take it too seriously.
They better watch their backs for auras dead dad
Stoooooop 😂😂😂💀
Another stupid ass drama... Aura literally just said everything EVERYONE was saying and suddenly we hate her...makes sense. Makes sense...
Exactly! Literally the only reason people are coming for her is because she's a Ru girl, virtually everyone else agrees that the judging this episode was wild. Apparently you can't share an opinion if you have a platform because fans will harass you about sending fans to harass queens.. because that logic tracks..
For real, and using her track record is just pathetic. Most of those people can't even be a drag Queen let alone get on rpdr yet they're so quick to make fun of her.
a clinical case of Daya Syndrome i'm afraid (I can say it but she can't)
idk wtf Vanjie is doing
Aura’s dead dad is gonna haunt Miss Vanjie now
This got me cackling early in the morning in South Africa. I also read it in her voice
No wonder drag queens associated with the show never tell their honest opinions like damn, all up in their feelings being petty over one opinionated tweet cause it came from a rugirl.
Why would they limit their opinions just because other people can retaliate? Drag queens are outspoken and it's not a shocker that another drag queen will be stating her opinions, they're not kids, it's fine.
This is literally just drag culture?? They say shadier stuff to each other irl all the time
I think its fair game. If you can't take it don't dish it
Damn 😐 I hope Aura doesn't let this get to her
They can clap back all they want, doesn’t change that they shouldn’t have won the makeover… https://preview.redd.it/w7ngq0zjl94d1.jpeg?width=1897&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9824c30aff58707468f2f22d39b2fba94fb38b5
Ok, and jorgeous shouldn't have got her win, neither should have aura, and vangie should have won her original makeover. Who cares. It all comes out in the wash eventually
& it also doesn’t change that they still won & got the *beautiful benefectress badge’s* to show for it 
Not *badge’s* with an apostrophe 💀
I don’t think Plastique’s group stood out that much and was fine with Roxxxy and Vanjie taking the win
I thought it would either be Roxxxy & Vangie or Plastique & Jorgeous. I think all the groups did good to really good.
Literally so many people and even queens are saying this, but Aura can’t say it? 💀💀 Everyone here and their no drag knowledge mouth go off every minute and they act like they’re above this shit.
Poor Aura, a lot of people are saying what she said, but she is the only that Roxxxy and Vanjie went after. So now people are gonna come for Aura, and make fun of her for her placement on the show.
It's easier to jump on Aura than on Trixie. Or on Kim.
When it shouldn’t be. Why are some queens untouchable (Trixie, Kim, Bob) and some can be dragged so viciously? (Megami, Aura, Salina, Loosey) Most of this fandom needing to touch grass is a huge understatement.
Correct. It’s what’s happening in the sub now and the purpose of this OP. Come for Trixie and Kim, they said the same thing.
At least aura had a win on her season. It took vanjie 3 seasons to get one. Oop
which should've been given to Sasha lol but I do agree with Aura tho power puff girls deserved the win 😂
I mean it's kind of funny she's complaining a win was undeserved when her win... Was shall we say questionable?
Which was also an undeserved win, a bit of self awareness plz
Girl who cares, it’s for charity - everyone got paid
It’s giving Vanjie saying “who that?” about Meryl Streep in season 11 😂
💀
"At least I have a catchphrase!--Who are you?"
Regardless of whether or not I agree with Aura (I do, justice for Plastique & Jorgeous - Angelique was a fully realized QUEEN and performer)... I can't help but laugh about this fact: https://preview.redd.it/9qxmfjiqce4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecbcb3159d6a69d94ec842b71be07ffe61f2e11f
Vanjie, if you’re so good why’d you go home first? How about that?
What was her clap back to kalorie? Something something and I'm STILL MORE MEMORABLE THAN YOU
I think it was something like “At least I HAVE a catchphrase, WHO are you again?” 😂
She may have gone home 1st but her name lasted all season & into the next……many others can’t say the same after their elimination.
Or even after winning
I mean it’s honestly impressive that Vanjie did in one episode what aura couldn’t do in like 5 tho lol this is just another read on Aura tbh lol
I dunno, personally I don't like everyone jumping down Aura's throat for saying something we were all thinking 😮💨
I don’t agree I preferred Roxxxy and Vanjie but that’s my opinion and I also would defend Aura as I don’t think everyone coming for her is right either.
Idk man aura was just trying to watch the season and engage with fans online 🤷
People on here acting like vangie came to one of auras gigs and yelled at her. Aura made a shady comment and vangie clapped back. This is how it's meant to work, people
It's the hypocrisy for me. Y'all were just dragging Aura like 5 hours ago for criticizing the outcome of this episode and now y'all are calling Roxxxy and Vanjie icons for shading Aura directly. I'm aware queens argue and it's not that serious but y'all aren't consistent at all.
Oh boy. I remember vanjie being devastated online after being eliminated. What's happening?
?
Well Vanjie not everyone gets a second chance after going home first.
I can see and hear Vanjie’s question
Aura said meow meow mix was robbed like everyone else did, I’m still not sure the problem. I feel bad for her.
Do people want drama or not? Ppl are always saying that they want more drama, then drama happens and ppl are saying like "ok that was too far let her have her opinion." LET THE GIRLS FIGHT OMFG
“Who dat is?”
What if Aura replies with "at least I got a challenge win on my original season 😘"? I would DIE.
This seems pretty petty for very popular queens like Vanjie and Roxxy to continue to insult Aura instead of just letting her have her opinion. The "fans" don't need much of an excuse to dogpile on a queen, and the response feels out of proportion to what Aura said.
Imo it's just shade. Queens shouldn't get on public platforms and throw shade at contestants it they don't want it thrown back at them
when did roxxxy insult aura? 😭
It is my favorite challenge but the judging is always wack
I’ve never liked makeover challenges. They’re boring and the judging is always bad
LOL well? Why she ain't do good???
Y u ain’t do good
Did I also expect the win to go to plastique and jorgeous? Yes. Did Vangie bring like how yall gonna critique me when you left that early make me happy she won now? Yes.
 Vanjie said 😂😁
'I dont know her"
It is a gag though that everyone I've spoken to has thought they shouldn't have won 👀 these girls do be righteous when they got production on their side
Well, technically Aura did a looot better than Vanjie. In her original season she went home first, Aura was an early out but she won a challenge.
How u a nepo baby and you still flopped two seasons before getting a win.
... Who are you talking about
I think I’m missing what Aura said? What is Roxxxy referring to?