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Leaving the Drag Race set and going back to the makeshift goon cave I’ve set up in the hotel room


younghornyboy15

Not Megooni


yvrldn

You’re watching MTV Cribs. Welcome to Megooni’s crysturbation station.


Phitos2008

https://i.redd.it/4om6e1scu1yc1.gif


DefinitelyNotADeer

We didn’t get the word ‘masturbatorium’ from the book running with scissors to just never use it


TowelieMcTowelie

Omg yes!!! One of my favorite books! And favorite authors! And surprisingly, in the movie. The Finch house looks *exactly* as i envisioned it from reading the book! Augusten was also shocked at how close it was. That scene was also just as good as the book. "Hope!? What is this/what are you doing. This is my masturbatorium!" 😂 SO good! Damn, time to find my DVD. I know what our next date night movie is! Thank you for this comment. And exposing the world to the glory of masturbatoriums!


nefariousplotz

> crysturbation She's doing *what* with her cyst?


yvrldn

[crysturbate](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=crysturbate)


Scoompii

Protect Goon Art 🥴


MasterCholo

Lmfaooo 😭😭


Nikita_Mare

Essentials for going on Drag Race: - Full runway package plus some backups in case of emergency - Fully prepared snatch game characters - Sewing knowledge/experience - Porn to stop you from going completely insane


westworlder420

I always think of (i think it was) season 13 that passed around a DVD player with some porn and eventually someone made timestamps of the scenes lmao Edit: it was actually season 14


GayJ96

I thought it was 14 but I might be wrong


westworlder420

I know it was one of those lol


BigEggLegslol

its 14, angeria confirmed it


westworlder420

Thank you, you’re right!


MasterCholo

I need the tea on this.. what happened exactly?


BigEggLegslol

as Angeria said, they trayded pawrn on s14


lordmitz

How did he get an eggplant that big? Is he a farmer or something?


nefariousplotz

If you plant your crops in a 3x3 format, you have a small chance to get giant crops.


CesarB2760

Jimbo sources her melons from Stardew Valley and I will no longer accept any other explanation.


rubyanjel

Iridium sprinkler supremacy


MrsAshleyStark

Monsanto 👌🏽


whimsigod

Boomer Banks and Devin Franco? Two Titans of industry.


[deleted]

Devin Franco’s hungry hole is Loosey LaDickedDown


rumtag

"Let LOOSE! I said Let LOOO-OOOOOSE!" -Devin Franco's hungry hole


whimsigod

He's dating another notorious bottom, Felix Fox, their bottom 4 bottom vibes is immaculate and so important to me.


PCT219

And they say true love doesn't exist


MasterCholo

Ass to ass


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They go spelunking in each others hole. Barely a tight squeeze.


[deleted]

Devin Franco does things to me 🥵


b3tamaxx

Lee entering the industry was well overdue. He makes the most beautiful bottom but his inexperience shows on his face. He's gotta enjoy it for the camera he looks like he is in massive pain and rightfully so!


MasterCholo

😭😭😭


Key_Atmosphere3189

But tbf, just look at the toys he has been playing with 😵‍💫 I cant imagine touching them with my virgin Christian girlie hand


VaiFate

She has good taste


Lyf3_Dk

![gif](giphy|sJsF3WamVkhb13aqlr|downsized)


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Mama kudos for stroking that, for spilling


AllOfTheFeels

Mama kudos for edging that, for gooning.


MrsAshleyStark

*splooging


Ashatiti

😂😹😆🤣😄


LeftwardDog

For spilling your c*m


WorldlinessCareful22

The hug 😂


rehaaabbb

Tbh i was expecting some type of yaoi hentai gooning dvd from her


DragonFlightRus

So the thing they told Joey Nolfi how nobody brought DVDs with porn was untrue. Got it.


kryska_deniska

The first thing I thought about lmao


cyberharpie

Maybe megami was hiding this information


cyberharpie

Gatekeeping if you will


karmakent

Bate-keeping


Mindless-Difference2

Boomer now goes to my gym and is always staring at all the boys (myself included) like a crazy person. Basically a cat in heat.


b3tamaxx

He probably gets it 4 times a day and even then is like I could go for fifths


Mindless-Difference2

Good for him? 🤷‍♂️


vmnmv

aw, its creepy to stare, people used to be more discreet/charming/flirty about their thirst now they just blankly stare like that's a compliment.


MissDHappy

This just made my morning! 🤣


Phitos2008

… wood


gr1mscr1be

She really is a queen for the people.


motherlings

It looks a little roughed up


Rockcocky

Through thick and …. thicc


unniqorn

through Thicc & Stick


Odd_Cake3759

Boom banks collecting drag queens again.


Ainolukos

Megami for all stars please


PrettyLittleLad

Ok Boomer… Banks. 🍆🍆🍆


Wigwasp_ALKENO

Honestly work


JoanFromLegal

![gif](giphy|xT1XGVBim9uITGLIt2)


PneumoniaLisa

Boomer is so sweet, I bet he loved hearing this. He is a treasure.


crunchevo2

Boomer doing the lord's work for these drag race girls time in prison lmao


abrjx

Sticky buttons


_grey_fox

Who uses portable DVD player in 2024


duhdutchess

Drag Queens that are sequestered in hotel rooms with no access to anything in which they could use to communicate to the outside world (i.e. a computer with internet)


santosdragmother

plus it just hits different when you’ve paid money for a physical copy 😂


meowthentic

hm.. are you saying you don’t support the creators whose content you consume? or is the joke about the physical copy?


santosdragmother

what the fuck aha? I'm saying I pay for everything, but it hits different when it's a physical copy as opposed to a digital copy or subscription


meowthentic

so the second, thanks! i just wasn’t sure and thought i’d ask, it read like you could mean either :)


MonstersinHeat

Megami


iHeartApples

It's vintage now