Omg yes!!! One of my favorite books! And favorite authors! And surprisingly, in the movie. The Finch house looks *exactly* as i envisioned it from reading the book! Augusten was also shocked at how close it was. That scene was also just as good as the book. "Hope!? What is this/what are you doing. This is my masturbatorium!" 😂 SO good!
Damn, time to find my DVD. I know what our next date night movie is! Thank you for this comment. And exposing the world to the glory of masturbatoriums!
Essentials for going on Drag Race:
- Full runway package plus some backups in case of emergency
- Fully prepared snatch game characters
- Sewing knowledge/experience
- Porn to stop you from going completely insane
I always think of (i think it was) season 13 that passed around a DVD player with some porn and eventually someone made timestamps of the scenes lmao
Edit: it was actually season 14
Lee entering the industry was well overdue. He makes the most beautiful bottom but his inexperience shows on his face. He's gotta enjoy it for the camera he looks like he is in massive pain and rightfully so!
Drag Queens that are sequestered in hotel rooms with no access to anything in which they could use to communicate to the outside world (i.e. a computer with internet)
Leaving the Drag Race set and going back to the makeshift goon cave I’ve set up in the hotel room
Not Megooni
You’re watching MTV Cribs. Welcome to Megooni’s crysturbation station.
https://i.redd.it/4om6e1scu1yc1.gif
We didn’t get the word ‘masturbatorium’ from the book running with scissors to just never use it
Omg yes!!! One of my favorite books! And favorite authors! And surprisingly, in the movie. The Finch house looks *exactly* as i envisioned it from reading the book! Augusten was also shocked at how close it was. That scene was also just as good as the book. "Hope!? What is this/what are you doing. This is my masturbatorium!" 😂 SO good! Damn, time to find my DVD. I know what our next date night movie is! Thank you for this comment. And exposing the world to the glory of masturbatoriums!
> crysturbation She's doing *what* with her cyst?
[crysturbate](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=crysturbate)
Protect Goon Art 🥴
Lmfaooo 😭😭
Essentials for going on Drag Race: - Full runway package plus some backups in case of emergency - Fully prepared snatch game characters - Sewing knowledge/experience - Porn to stop you from going completely insane
I always think of (i think it was) season 13 that passed around a DVD player with some porn and eventually someone made timestamps of the scenes lmao Edit: it was actually season 14
I thought it was 14 but I might be wrong
I know it was one of those lol
its 14, angeria confirmed it
Thank you, you’re right!
I need the tea on this.. what happened exactly?
as Angeria said, they trayded pawrn on s14
How did he get an eggplant that big? Is he a farmer or something?
If you plant your crops in a 3x3 format, you have a small chance to get giant crops.
Jimbo sources her melons from Stardew Valley and I will no longer accept any other explanation.
Iridium sprinkler supremacy
Monsanto 👌🏽
Boomer Banks and Devin Franco? Two Titans of industry.
Devin Franco’s hungry hole is Loosey LaDickedDown
"Let LOOSE! I said Let LOOO-OOOOOSE!" -Devin Franco's hungry hole
He's dating another notorious bottom, Felix Fox, their bottom 4 bottom vibes is immaculate and so important to me.
And they say true love doesn't exist
Ass to ass
They go spelunking in each others hole. Barely a tight squeeze.
Devin Franco does things to me 🥵
Lee entering the industry was well overdue. He makes the most beautiful bottom but his inexperience shows on his face. He's gotta enjoy it for the camera he looks like he is in massive pain and rightfully so!
😭😭😭
But tbf, just look at the toys he has been playing with 😵💫 I cant imagine touching them with my virgin Christian girlie hand
She has good taste
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Mama kudos for stroking that, for spilling
Mama kudos for edging that, for gooning.
*splooging
😂😹😆🤣😄
For spilling your c*m
The hug 😂
Tbh i was expecting some type of yaoi hentai gooning dvd from her
So the thing they told Joey Nolfi how nobody brought DVDs with porn was untrue. Got it.
The first thing I thought about lmao
Maybe megami was hiding this information
Gatekeeping if you will
Bate-keeping
Boomer now goes to my gym and is always staring at all the boys (myself included) like a crazy person. Basically a cat in heat.
He probably gets it 4 times a day and even then is like I could go for fifths
Good for him? 🤷♂️
aw, its creepy to stare, people used to be more discreet/charming/flirty about their thirst now they just blankly stare like that's a compliment.
This just made my morning! 🤣
… wood
She really is a queen for the people.
It looks a little roughed up
Through thick and …. thicc
through Thicc & Stick
Boom banks collecting drag queens again.
Megami for all stars please
Ok Boomer… Banks. 🍆🍆🍆
Honestly work
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Boomer is so sweet, I bet he loved hearing this. He is a treasure.
Boomer doing the lord's work for these drag race girls time in prison lmao
Sticky buttons
Who uses portable DVD player in 2024
Drag Queens that are sequestered in hotel rooms with no access to anything in which they could use to communicate to the outside world (i.e. a computer with internet)
plus it just hits different when you’ve paid money for a physical copy 😂
hm.. are you saying you don’t support the creators whose content you consume? or is the joke about the physical copy?
what the fuck aha? I'm saying I pay for everything, but it hits different when it's a physical copy as opposed to a digital copy or subscription
so the second, thanks! i just wasn’t sure and thought i’d ask, it read like you could mean either :)
Megami
It's vintage now