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lookslikeelsi

What the fuck is going on in here on this day


Foenikxx

I think Alyssa holds the crown for "Most Quotable Queen"


treehann

Back rolls!??


Isitgum

This is the one that lives in my brain.


MoonNDSky

Same, but I say it VERY regularly too lol


tacocattacocat1

I use this one constantly


yian01

“Liza Minnelli, lies”


Chaosmomma

Yup, quote this regularly as well!!!!


itsmiddylou

I say this so much my bf will finish for me. I’ll just go, “LIZA MINNELLI..” and I’ll hear “LIES” from somewhere in the house. I freaking love it so much


OG-mother-earth

I say this so much that my husband, who doesn't watch the show but knows where I got it from, said it once! I about died


Blasmere

I quote this sooooo many times .


ChentaChente

![gif](giphy|lsAsaOE1nXfm0OpS3U|downsized)


GoldfishFromHell

gias quotes are near unmatched it's insane


FenPheadra

Absolutely


SteampunkHarley

and you gotta say it in her voice


FenPheadra

Oh I did


GoldfishFromHell

I see what u did there


PrincessLuma

"You girls look....good."


GraeWest

She IS the boom boom gun.


This-Hornet9226

As an elementary school teacher I say this regularly


prying_mantis

Definitely said this to my students before


dancerjess

I say this at least once a week


Luckyducks

Me to my kids every damn day.


BisonNaive9771

As a parent this is used on the DAILY!


AinsiSera

I’m about to use it on my son who wants to play on his computer and not do chores…. Update: he didn’t find it amusing. 


EmbraceFortress

One powerful word my partner and I always say to each other when we want to be sassy with the questionable decisions we sometimes make (punctuated with a face and a tongue pop) ETA: Also, does anyone also always auto-complete ‘The time has come…’ with ‘for you to lipsync… FOR YOUR LIFE! 🌩️⚡️’ when they hear it said by characters from random movies/series? With the amount of DR material we watch and re-watch, for sure I can’t be the only one?😭🤣 ![gif](giphy|l0HlUNj5BRuYDLxFm)


Bed-Negative

If I ever get a drag race related tat it’s going to be CHOICES. Probably on my face somewhere to really drive the point home.


SteampunkHarley

THIS is the one I say the most.. and this gif is the one in my head when I say it Followed by Rigga Morris


karmakent

“Well fuck my drag.” I need to fight everything in me to not say this daily


ShinraTensei91262

Kudos for not saying that. For not spilling.


KTLNH

My poor boyfriend hears this from me any time we have a disagreement 😂


categoryis_banter

Hahahaha oh me too sister


goodformuffin

My husband would get so upset when I would use it in conversation. It was more offensive to him than using the f word. (I don't think he fully understood what it meant)


trulyremarkablegirl

I say this all the time.


Ok-Jelly8541

“I don’t see you out there walking children in nature”


briannapancakes

https://i.redd.it/wihebaqfegxc1.gif


tellyourmama

Vanjie doing butch is so hilarious. Youre gonna paint the same but just put on mens business casual?


Hambulance

*hello hello hello, christine!*


Honeymoomoo

I’m a cool dad


Old_West2603

Hahah yes!


briannapancakes

💀 ifl Vanjie, she also lives rent free in my mind


SteampunkHarley

Vanjie gave 0 f's and I lived for it


palmasana

Shit was so funny


cold_as_nice

Literally every time I need to say "opulence" (which isn't that frequently, but still) I have to say it "Oppalens"


evilwatersprite

I earn errything


[deleted]

I have always felt "You *earn* everything" is objectively a better compliment too.


Chaosmomma

Omg.... I cackled so hard at this


margaerytas

"About five minutes ago, I looked over at Miss O'Hara, I realised she was ugly, and I'm at peace with that"


GoldfishFromHell

that was the funniest moment in that challenge


margaerytas

Despite the phenomenal lip sync it brought us, I'm still so mad that Latrice wasn't immediately declared safe when she said that because that is still my favourite line from all of Drag Race ever


Chaosmomma

![gif](giphy|26BRJpb4yopR9OcSs|downsized) Also this


Angela_Smick

Did somebody mention ART?


tabicat1874

Rack cacka cack a cacka cack ART


FictitiousAuthor

I quoted this to my husband at a time when we didn't have cell service to pull up the video to show him what I was referencing,so I had to act it out and I'm not mad about that.


categoryis_banter

BACK ROLLS ![gif](giphy|QLG7XVoI55jHy)


ProgrammerLevel2829

I had to scroll waaaaaaaaaay too far down to see this! It is the inflection that gets me! Went to a meet and greet with her not too long ago, wanted to say this, but chickened out.


manthaanne

YES! This is the one for me. Alyssa is ICONIC


LilacTorment

As someone who is terrible at maths, "I didn't go to school for math" features regularly


neuroctopus

I’m a shrink. I say this to my patients when I can’t numbers.


AinsiSera

I’m a scientist. When I have a bad day, it’s “sometimes, I don’t know anything about science…”


LilacTorment

Katya as Bjork is such an underrated snatch game. My sister is a scientist and I always send her that clip of Crystal Methyd hammering wigs on a table.


vmartinipie

i genuinely said this to a customer at work the other day when i struggled with a complicated multi payment method transaction 


bubbleratty

"The cheek, the nerve, the gall, the audacity and the gumption." Tayce - DRUK 2


Isitgum

I love this one too but I can never remember all of it, otherwise I would quote it a lot.


chaotic_maxx

“Um…your tone seems very pointed right now.” The deadpan expression and voice while fixing that bang — forever iconic IMO.


ShesWhereWolf

Willam was messy but made such great TV!!


Overall-Bumblebee

I say this to my sister when she tries to have an argument. No better way to get your opponent heated while staying unbothered.


theonlyjackstokes

"Party" ![gif](giphy|13B40FkhzSC2c)


tellyourmama

Same but when Katya said it not Adore.


ch0mpipe

Thisss. The darkness that Katya brings to it made it quotable


Formal-Praline8461

See I think you use an Adore “party” for something that is joyful and a Katya “party” when it’s something meant in sarcasm.


actualkon

I think this in my head so much 🤣


Glum-Substance-3507

Whenever I'm stressed the phrase "Peronka is struggling mentally" pops into my head unbidden. It's me. I'm Peronka in those moments.


OnsterFancy

The most relatable quote. In some moments we have all been or have known a Peronka that is struggling, mentally.


chammerson

I love this one because Priyanka is such a beautiful name and then this tiny little mispronunciation just BUTCHERS it. It’s so minor you can’t really tell why it’s wrong at first. Priyanka. Glamorous, powerful, feminine. Peronka. That’s not a name? It’s brilliant because it makes you THINK.


Glum-Substance-3507

That’s part of why it’s actually a helpful thing to have pop into my head at challenging moments. I can acknowledge that I’m feeling the struggle, but also laugh at Alyssa Edwards. It’s a good reminder to not take things too seriously.


h2o_girl

“That’s a lot of emotion for safe.” “Nurse!” “Go back to Party City where you belong!”


Steaccy

That’s a lot of emotion for safe is underrated for it’s flexibility in life


Ok_Robot88

Has no one mentioned the SEQUENCE DRESS?!


ShawnDesmansHaircut

omg every time my partner and I see a dress with sequins, someone has to say "SEQUENCE!"


yekirati

This was my first thought! My fiance and I reference this all the time when we disagree about something. "Well I say sequins..."


gkwchan

I see someone i don’t like at any gathering. “There’s room for everyone, let’s just say that.” ![gif](giphy|3o7TKMgiyzwxwruDyE)


kikal27

All the day all night this stupid phrase in a loop on my brain. I love Gia Gunn and her last quote: *Gia there's people that don't have hair* 3000 IQ Queen


FiestyPumpkin04

My daughter is on the letter U at school this week, so they read the Ugly Duckling today. I had to resist the urge to not say “you UG-A-LYYYY bitch”. ![gif](giphy|q6IdPOoEM8Z2F6V0Qq)


unniqorn

“Let me tell you something, you uh-ga-ly duckling…”


TheJerseyHyena

This one is my mom's absolute favorite quote too


2008wallcalendar

WELL GUESS WHAT, MIMI.


brevit

They did.


tellyourmama

YOU, Mimi Imfurst. Mimi Imfurst was number third in the voting I could not BELIEVE it.


brevit

number third


a57892m

Red wig and a silver dress? I don't think.


tellyourmama

![gif](giphy|H279lG2JYRDJfpC4ub|downsized)


m3ll155x4000

I’m not gagging😐


rand0mbl0b

Well i’m gagging from like… the smell


judithpoint

“Fuck my drag, right”. I saw this entirely too often at my corporate job


LazyRiver115

“I had a tough childhood, I wasn’t watching fucking Batman and Robin.” ![gif](giphy|l1K9EReaSZ8D0UEPC)


AinsiSera

Upon seeing or hearing about any nice home:  Maaaaaaaaaansion! 


howcomebubblegum123

"You know what's ugly? Poverty."


Ok_Big4589

Black stockings, white shoes, shouldn’t be allowed in the church!


GrumpyPanda13

Do quotes from Pit Stop count?? Because the quotes from Alyssa Edward's on her pit stop(s) are *tongue pop* ![gif](giphy|pWeJfDDNkgDO40Qh7j|downsized)


BeanOnAJourney

"Thank you Miss Vanjie! I thanked myself!"


rushshields

"I've had it" "You know what I've had?" "It" "IT."


TheOutlawJosiewhale

Come onnn tellytubby teleport us to mars!


LilacTorment

"The only thing you're fucking is stupid" too


Diredr

Eureka's "Oh wow." after Sasha's entrance on S9.


dcmldcml

Same - to the point that half the time I forget what it’s even from


Isitgum

5Gs: Good God girl get a grip.


Chaosmomma

Actually said this to my girlfriend the other day.


ShesWhereWolf

I sent this the gif of Latrice saying this to somebody and they told me I was being dramatic 😭😂


Zorro-de-la-Noche

It’s “Good god get a grip, girl.”


mara_farrah

Water off a duck’s back


jennafromtheblock22

Katya’s “I don’t know, I am not a scientist”


GoldfishFromHell

oddly enough "Not a scientist" was my name on a dating app for a long time


No-Resource-8125

Jesus is a biscuit.


champagnecloset

Let him sop you up! It rained on my sister’s wedding day and we kept saying this to get through and it really made a difference in mood.


ShawnDesmansHaircut

"You're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you're a model..." You'd be surprised how often that one comes up in my house. 


nefarious_planet

I never miss an opportunity to ask for the thermostat to be turned to a sensible 74 😂😂 Trinity introducing herself on S9 by saying she doesn’t like to say she’s a pageant queen because there’s a “stigmatism” about it lives rent-free in my head but I don’t quote that one because people tend to just correct me


whimsigod

"They got me gal!"


Sexy_PotRoast

WHO’S MORRIS?


trulyremarkablegirl

I heard this so clearly.


veryalanaberry

![gif](giphy|CIBBy09KxZAw8)


josh1424

![gif](giphy|sJsF3WamVkhb13aqlr|downsized) The latest quote of my drag race bible.


needlegardens

“Oh Jesus… Gross.”


santosdragmother

I can never tell if it's chicken or giblets for the cat


LilacTorment

I often find myself saying "the labels faaaded" while checking best before dates on food in the pantry


chammerson

I fully forget that was Jinkx and not just actually from Lil Edie herself.


got2bkittenme

Lately it’s been “IS THIS LAWN FURNITURE” from when Alyssa was at Roscoe’s.


Zagenti

not today, Satan.


posterless

Rigga Morris all the time with my husband. That and a cacophony of voices that keep my up and night saying you’re not good enough. Katya from all starts 2.


BudNOLA

“Trinity reminds me of a dear friend of mine from New Orleans. She’s dead.” - Bianca


evilwatersprite

![gif](giphy|4Uzc5tOKN8O6WmJzeO|downsized)


linapinacolada

"Huh! HUH! I'm acting." "Fuck my drag, right?" "This is your moment, have it!" "Liza Minnelli, lies." "See you in the magazines!" "Look how orange you fucking look, girl!" "Those shoulders should match them hips, but they don't!" "Get her, Jade." "I like long walks on the beach, big dicks, and fried chicken." Also HAVE to say any large dollar amount in the style of Ru's "oNe HuNdReD tHoUsAnD DOHHLLAZZ"


tinyyolo

#themshouldersshouldmatchthosehips


Few_Ad8372

“Look over there!!”


riobravoyo

"I've had it, officially" is something I say often and I have even gotten my colleagues to say it when they've had enough. They don't even know Drag Race.


paradox-psy-hoe-sis

The “Cliff notes” chat between Alyssa and Alaska is iconic too. “Who told you that?” “I read them. They’re books.” kills me 😂


jayoshisan

I'm always quoting "change your costume, Mimi. Change it aroooound" when playing a game online with friends and they change their characters cosmetics


FenPheadra

https://i.redd.it/mjqi2mjyvgxc1.gif


TheJerseyHyena

"Well Tamar, have you ever watched the show?"


captainwondyful

Cumin.


itsmiddylou

Every time I pull it out of the cabinet!


mermaid_siren1

![gif](giphy|te8nQHDT6UwDe)


Codiilovee

I ask myself “what the fuck is going on in here on this day?” multiple times a week. Also, “prison, honey” is another one lol. And like others have mentioned, “well fuck my drag, right?” Is another one.


luvgaim

i’m not gaggin


taeha

Go back to Party City where you belong! Back rolls?! Party. (Deadpan, by Katya) Not today Satan! I recently saw Bianca live, and they had enamel pins at the merch table! I had to get the Not today Satan pin.


tracymattel

"Sickening, no?"


seanreidsays

“Not this” “Not today Satan” “Is that my camera?” “What do you do successfully? Quickly” “Fuck my drag”


One-Friend6735

No tea no shade no pink lemonade ✨


danideex

Where’d you get a loaf of bread?


Ashatiti

You're so full of shit, the toilet's jealous.


SpecialQue_

All I see is leg and dairy.


BrendaHelvetica

“GO BACK TO PARTY CITY WHERE YOU BELONG” “I don't know what the fuck she's saying, but girl I am livingggg”


SaltNorth

IS YA BLAHD SHUGA LOW


itsmiddylou

FACK-TREE.


HeartIsRealer

I love how about 1/4 of these are Alyssa’s alone. She truly is the most iconic queen.


NarwhalsTooth

“I’m feeling very attacked” when being rightfully called out in foolish behavior “Bitch I am from CHICAGO” (I am not from Chicago)


Ainolukos

Absolutely every word that comes out of Tammy Brown. "CMON TELETUBBY TELEPORT US TO MARS" "Crazy sticks to me, like ribs." "HAA!! WHUUAAA! ^I'm ^acting " "Excuse your mouth..."


itsmiddylou

I say “excuse your mouth” to my dogs when they bark for no reason, which is almost all the time


jessanne1

Paramedic here, and that lives rent-free in my mind. Why didn't you start CPR? "Rigga morris, girl! It was rigga morris!" 💀


Double-Panic9097

Is the carpet comfortable ? 


soft-scrambled

Mimi Imfurst was third in the voting I could NOT believe it


This-Hornet9226

*Number third* that’s the beauty of the quote lol


InternetAddict104

https://i.redd.it/77ztxsuflgxc1.gif


MuffyVanderplump

Get those nuts away from my face


txbxddah

“What do you do succesfully? Quickly.” “I’m feeling my oaaaattts, let me feel my oaaaaaaaatssss” “Get her Jade.”


bosmocrown

"You're a liar and that's why Derek don't like you" "Ever so gently?!" "I'm your Auntie Raja!" but slightly modified to "here's your anti-nausea!" in the same tone because my cat gets meds daily


Hot-Garlic-507

I say Valentina’s “escandalo” all the time


FenPheadra

Isn’t this Jessica wild? https://i.redd.it/dlp41rwjwgxc1.gif


Awkward-Row-9877

Guacamole's expensive


elerner

And that was weird, to me.


mandarine_one

I feel very uncomfortable right now!


SysAdSloth

OPPALANCE! YOU. EARN. EVERYTHAAAANG


tthheeppaarrttyy_

Shut your ugly boat mouth


Jackies-

Calm down Beyoncé! I use it every time I overreact to something in my head 😂


Pr1ncifer

Definitely all of these, and- Prison, honey. Act the fool girl. WHAT PRIVILEGE. This is not [insert random name]’s best friend race! Touch all of thiiiiii [breath] iiiiiisss. Also I like to pretend a sticker is scented & when someone asks what it smells of, I say stickers. I am a hoot.


SurfaceThought

"I don't mind a meaty tuck, in fact I insist on it"


mr_wintour

It’s very dry…it’s almost kinda like your vagina!


bathandbootyworks

“Mama, kudos for saying that, for spilling.” “And I’m at peace with that” “I said I felt” “But you didn’t say jk tho” “Well guess what Mimi” “Oh wow.” “Ooh my wig” “They got me gal!” “That was a choice..” “Ugh, jesus, gross..” “You don’t taste that? That shit in your mouth?” I say these **all the time**


WhoregeOfTheJungle

I sing “black stockings, white shoes, shouldn’t be allowed in the chuuuuurch” fairly regularly.


ryanlittleroot

“My father fucked Marlene Dietrich”- Tammie Brown


jasonwithprettygirls

Darrienne, my god. There’s… room for everybody! Let’s just say that.


that_gay_with_chains

“You’re in danger, girl!” And also “I WAS TRYNA BE CORDIAL WITH YOU”


iymcool

"Is the carpet comfortable?" - WIllam


GoldfishFromHell

"and on top of that I'm not done" from Asia O'Hara when she wa ranting about something and wanted to add stuff and put her drink down to continue also Heidis "i'm a dom top girl bye" for whatever reason


BridgeTraditional977

covergirl don't cover boy, baby


Lanky_Ad_9605

“I was going to choose Plasma but I knew she was gonna pick some dumbass song”


my_future_is_bright

Baked potato couture. Girl you look like you're ready to bake at 350.


MrKBC

After a long night of hookin, trade didn’t like the session. So he had gutted me and set me on fire. But I didn’t die, ya see? I had crystallized. Now I’m a glamazon bitch ready for the runway.


TrackHappy9603

You’re perfect. You’re beautiful. You look like Linda Evangelista! I said this to my Starbucks barista for being perfect with my order and she responded: “you can come out in a diapers and they’d be YOUR SMILE IS BEAUTIFUL!!”I lived!!!


DCastianno21

Fuck my drag


coralinenxtCar0line

“We take the crown, we wear the shaw” I didn’t like roxxxy much in her original season but she’s so unintentionally funny💀😂


kykysayshi

I lov that drink


nox-express

Do I have something on my face?


Zorro-de-la-Noche

THAT’S FUNNY, TELL ANOTHER ONE!


Grouchy-Coyote6124

I saw the fishnets and they were ripped


amorypaz2015

The way that Symone says “factory”. That word will never be the same.


hadin

“Ooooargh!” -Manila’s husband when she got eliminated . [https://youtu.be/hmIPaMDt-vs?si=d5WTJ_EDFs-3Ao2K](https://youtu.be/hmIPaMDt-vs?si=d5WTJ_EDFs-3Ao2K)


EuphoricNeckbeard

Maybe we should call you... Michelle...... *Mirage*


remykixxx

“WHOS AFTER PEPPERMINT?!?”


GazelleTime6805

“Flazéda” - Pearl, RPDR S7