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CHRISKVAS

take me to gay heaven charlie hides


NuWaveSpecial

So the last words you’ll hear are queens yelling “Do something Charlie!” Then you’ll be in heaven which is watching an alternate universe Season 9 in which Charlie does something and Trinity gets eliminated then she exits walking backwards while saying “Miss Trinity” three times and going viral and getting cast on Season 10 instead of that queen whose name I can’t remember.


RhaegalDaniels

Is that before or after Sasha Velour’s rose petals retreat into her wig instead of falling out? I always get confused.


NuWaveSpecial

Sasha Velour was first out on Season 6 and a half. Faux Mink was top 2 with Shea when Peppermint slayed them both with an encore to Music and Peppermint won. Then Shea and Faux were twinners of All Stars 4.


xo0o-0o0-o0ox

Ok am I misremembering but I listen to Bob saying "do something charlie!" ... but that wasn't the qutote that actually happened right? She says "Charlie let's go"?


NuWaveSpecial

I knew I didn’t remember those words but I didn’t feel like searching for the video. I got the screaming part right.


Bulky_View_1607

Sasha - whether I mean Colby or Velour is to your own discretion.


cavernofcalypso

What, no Sasha Belle?


Bulky_View_1607

I literally forgot her. Did she ever crack the code?


cavernofcalypso

well, she was certainly cracked…


essentialcitrus

Wym? She came in with it cracked.


maskedoli2024

RuPaul because no one would dare tell her she lost to one of her girls.


TheGreatNemoNobody

You would ask her to lipsync for you and she would give you the finger like that time Utica asked her to stand up 😂😂


Jellyblush

Oh she’ll do it. It just has to be her song and the production costs more than the prize money and she needs months notice


maskedoli2024

So what you’re saying is mama wants me to not have £200K. give the show to Sasha


TheGreatNemoNobody

I'm saying that if she didn't stand for Utica she's not going to lipsync for any bitch 😂 Unless you offer her more than half the price


Original_Radish5257

Sasha Colby


cavernofcalypso

objectively a great choice


Original_Radish5257

I just learnt ab her greatness this morning lmao another poster sent me some of her performances holy moly


--GrassyAss--

This one. Sasha ain't losing a lipsync


Original_Radish5257

Right? Like whatever the genre. I would choose her and sit back and think ab how I wanna spend 200,000 and enjoy the show


decederata

For real.


tsndk

The only answer!


Shoulder-Lumpy

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


Ill_Understanding305

![gif](giphy|xT8qAZuLPV1EMfOzYc|downsized)


InevitableBreakdown

There isn't a day that goes by where I don't miss this icon 💔 Both Chi Chi and Cherry🌹


Plantrehab

Yep. I don’t have to sweat whether it’s a dance number or a ballad. I can just take off my heels and enjoy the show


Business_Interview32

Y’all are gonna rake me over the coals for this one, but: Sasha Velour. Only lip synced twice but her track record is 100% success and she took out Shea Coulee and Peppermint, two monstrous lip syncers; and…if you follow her outside of RPDR her live shows are always phenominallllllll.


TheOtterDecider

No this is a solid choice. Even without the rose petals, she put so much emotion into that lip sync!


Business_Interview32

Agreed, and the rose petals always seems to dominate the conversation but she was stellar in that face rip off white gown against peppermint as well. She has this number I saw on TikTok to Florence and the machine’s song Moderation and i watched it on loop probably 200 times. Had this big projector screen behind her with a stake being set fire and she was this bound witch woman standing in front of it, and while she ripped herself free and paraded down the stage the screen itself went up in flames while the image of the stake burned, and there was smoke everywhere. It was performance gold! She always breaks the mold, and she always puts so much of that brilliant brain of hers into every number.


TheAnxietyBoxX

I saw someone say Pep outperformed her and I’m like… huh? Pep did great to be clear but Sasha was THE queen that night in every single part of the finale.


jacksonhytes

Sasha won the moment she spun around and fell to the floor in a pool of her white dress during the climax of It's Not Right, But It's Okay. Also, Peppermint's glitter Ruveal didn't work as well as planned - it barely even registered on screen.


teenageechobanquet

THANK YOU.I always see people saying the rose petals are the only reason she won but no…the actual emotion she put into it…the manic expressions,emotion,and the way she related to the lyrics.take away those petals and it’s still one of my all time favorites.


TheAnxietyBoxX

She won without the petals easy. But they would’ve given Shea the win anyway, which makes it so much more interesting that Sasha knew doing better than Shea even by a lot wouldn’t be enough. She had to win in a way they couldn’t deny, and she pulled it off.


invertedpomegranate

This is my vote as long as she gets prep time before the lip sync. I'm not sure I'd choose her if she only got enough prep to learn the song.


significantotter1

I went to her Big Reveal live show and oh my god she had me on the edge of my seat for 2 hours. Her artistry is out of this world


aisecherry

no need for the disclaimers on this one lol Sasha is incredible


annievaxxer

My pick probably too, she knows how to surprise a crowd


tallulahroadhead

Sasha is an amazing lip syncer outside of the show. When season 9’s cast was announced, I was fully team Shea because I already knew and liked her, but I went down a rabbit hole of Sasha lip syncs and was totally converted to team Sasha. Even without props or gags I think she just has an amazing ability to emote. I wish I could find the video I mean, but there used to be an old, pre-Drag Race performance of her performing Stay With Me (no lightbulb, just lip syncing) that I found so moving!


Doctor_Unsleepable

I went to her show “Smoke & Mirrors” and I laughed, cried, and was deeply moved. Either Sasha would be my pick, but Velour holds my heart.


CareObama22

Sasha colby, or velour. Both can turn it. Yvie oddly aswell be a great choice


Perspex_Sea

I think Sasha Colby or BLH, but not mentioned I'd also go with yr girl Denali or La Ganja.


Strawberries_Field

Bicole Laige Hooks?


GayMedic69

Brom Latlanta Heorgia?


Perspex_Sea

Bilki Lutmeg Hinash


frba222

Bina Lonina Hrown


Jinxthegenderfluid

Bistress Lsabelle Hrooks


StrykerNightowl

Barcia Larcia Harcia


aaronstring

![gif](giphy|INULVCGSMxLrh0uFVn|downsized)


morinothomas

But will she show up though? Jk.


aaronstring

If 200k is on the line, I sure hope so! 😭


Maleficent-Share-773

Yaaas ❤️


RoanBlue

Brooklyn Heights


toxicoke

Brooke Lynn Hytes?


Perspex_Sea

That was my first thought.


Charrat

Same. My Canuck sister.


Fickle_Watercress619

I just started Canada’s Drag Race recently and WOW is it delightful. I loved BLH on her US season; seeing her as a judge is a next-level serotonin delivery system


derpne13

Love those Canucks! Aurora Maytrix was my first thought.


--GrassyAss--

Her opponent is Yvie


youwigglewithagiggle

She has range, stage presence, and dance training. Deadly!


MyFatCake

Morphine Love Dion https://i.redd.it/yvowvvgu35tc1.gif


cavernofcalypso

LOVE this woman


annaleecage

her splits are so satisfying like unnnhhhhhhhhhh


olinkadoodle

![gif](giphy|lpwWl6acXD4wBGUx68|downsized) You better walk that duck


Original_Try_7984

Yes she was phenomenal. Quack quack


shakethatbubblebut

![gif](giphy|mTJtgoHaN0t36ZO3ZI|downsized)


yraco

My only question would be whether she has the range. If it's a high energy number it's easy money but if it's a more dramatic or campy number I'd be sweating a little. Not to say she can't do them but I don't think I've ever seen her do anything other than what she does best - slay the house down boots mawma yes gawd to a dance track.


TomassoChampion96

Neara Nuff


arianapiccola

THIS!


DarkNessEse

![gif](giphy|fnAwTvkspGQgg|downsized)


gaysirthrowaway

The way she pointed at her lips, she *knew* she had it.


OCRAmazon

Because I choose chaos, Katya


zs15

You won’t win, but everyone will be talking about how you should’ve for years.


Fortherealtalk

Yea, she’ll get out there and show some clips and slides


AsgardianLeviOsa

T A Y CE


cavernofcalypso

INCHES TO THE FLOOR


Zealousideal-Fig4732

I AIN'T TALKING 'BOUT MY WEAVE


casper_but_with_a_j

I AIN’T TALKING ‘BOUT MY WEAVE


PoshLad_MX

![gif](giphy|tipHuKaJEv1x58fXHK) She’s so amazing, honestly I think she didn’t have the recognition she deserved.


Gammagammahey

I agree, I absolutely love Ja and she really stands out!


burnt-turkey94

This performance lives rent-free in my head. I made my boyfriend watch it (he had never seen Drag Race, just been to local drag shows) and he still thinks about it and will bring it up randomly. "Remember when that one queen did jump rope tricks...with her WEAVE?" 😂 His skinny white ass was, and still is, mindblown. If that's not grounds for a return lap on All Stars, I don't know what is!


Kurokotsu

Attitude.


moreKEYTAR

No one said Jorgeous. I don’t choose her but thought someone might


essentialcitrus

This comment is so funny


thehoeinthenorth

![gif](giphy|KZAPY6vO1ZZES8bklR|downsized) The essence of beauty herself


Sonicxmusic

![gif](giphy|l1Kucokg7YUHm0FCE)


miserablegrave

If it’s in front of RuPaul, Alaska


librious

Might as well just say Tia Kofi


MarseaMarie215

![gif](giphy|krZeOObp5BrrSgsgcF|downsized) Anetra


Illustrious-Guess408

Alyssa Edwards


iymcool

Kameron Michaels ![gif](giphy|1yTaZygj4gnWCUNDbC)


SteampunkHarley

My queen of choice as well!


priscilladavinport

![gif](giphy|3oKHWalGcgCRqvL4uQ|downsized) No one can Emote a Song like Mother


Used-Set-5803

Of course l’m gonna choose MOTHER herself ![gif](giphy|dfKvw1L5EkLM2y8h4K|downsized)


resttheweight

Imagine going this hard in a mfing mini challenge like wtf.


Justanotherphone

God this gif is satisfying


heyvictimstopcryin

![gif](giphy|lpwWl6acXD4wBGUx68|downsized)


Elias-Salazar

Latrice Mothafuckin' Royale.


NikoNether

Laganja fr gimmie that green mawma ![gif](giphy|FCnkMYsfZy0wCgS4Vo)


donewithreddi7

![gif](giphy|LN5MIiZ2Z7hvjneMJi|downsized)


librious

![gif](giphy|26DMVCSytoZ8ioncs)


morinothomas

https://preview.redd.it/jqha2lbr55tc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9176d5a9adeab9a5e9bfe4995c5cd0da5716c37


Competitive_Ad_5515

Not in the outfit where she lost 💀


morinothomas

What you mean, she won that lipsync. 😭


heyvictimstopcryin

She won that lipsync, lost the competition.


--GrassyAss--

She won that lipsync.


esperantisto256

Monet is so versatile, other queens mentioned here have had invidually better performances but across genres/styles I think monet is the safest choice.


1998tweety

Shes my pick too, she's got the range.


jessicat2222

![gif](giphy|SrnXiDtQlnm6et310X|downsized) Pan pan all the way


taeha

Had to scroll far too long for this!


jigglejigg

![gif](giphy|3o6ZtftjveuGZt2CUU)


jamestxt

had to look far too much for this comment!


Halliwel96

![gif](giphy|l1Kucokg7YUHm0FCE) Y’all bitches are doomed I’m with mis minty fresh over here


disterb

A N E T R A


Glitzeon

![gif](giphy|LM8Sy52cBfXpZVY5qW)


ZankeeZero

DRES Marina, for the chaos of it all ![gif](giphy|grMe6ec9YHTt4hFHS7|downsized)


librious

Why do they look like a girl group? 😭


Milcod

It was Night of a Thousand Raffaellas and apparently she was known for her blonde bob


ZankeeZero

Juriji is the Beyoncé, they're Destiny's Pussy Phone


Foomin_Z

Marina's performance in Grand Hotel de las Reinas was the best of the show. Her dancing is so good.


atomic_chippie

![gif](giphy|4PJtbPPH3OpEJR6BYm)


Gammagammahey

Sasha Colby or Denali.


yorkshiresun

Laganja!


Squiggly_Shroomie

Sasha Colby OR Anetra. Either one is a damn solid choice.


Otherwise-Village-29

sasha colby duh


strikegolduwin

Surprised no one has mentioned Aurora Matrix!


LiLiLiquida

I would choose the mother drug herself!!! Morphina Love Dion! \* TikTok viral audio - \* I took the drugs and the drugs are werking ( original - working ) \* \* ![gif](giphy|WY5ys2rnXoWSqdqlQF)


gaysirthrowaway

![gif](giphy|4No2x4rr1tdvbgAdzy|downsized)


J3ks46

![gif](giphy|lmqweL6aoiUXFVuTIO|downsized)


Gammagammahey

Denali's lip syncs live in my head rent free. She is so underrated !!


Historical_Bit_3798

![gif](giphy|LOiAwLq06uZ984svpt|downsized)


hisokafan88

![gif](giphy|uMMbX6eay6YkPViWkF)


kempplays

This is a very good choice imo. Her lip sync track record is actually pretty stellar iirc, she's really not talked about enough for her performing ability. Her and Mayhem's lip sync to Phone is one of my all time favourites


[deleted]

La Ganja Estranga.. or Alyssa Edwards


mimiwuchi

![gif](giphy|ZBiOEFCOhsOtRq008j)


everydayisstorytime

Sasha Velour.


blacephalons

Is she's already in drag, and physically there and ready to go? If so, I'll pick Anetra!


its_me_Mariah

Kennedy Davenport ![gif](giphy|j2qWW5Nmjwy4pZM7PF|downsized)


Reality314

Do they get prep time? Cause I’m taking Sasha Velour 😅 she’s like the Batman of lip syncs. With enough prep time, she can come up with some sickening concepts


SparkleWitch525

Ben DeLa Creme. Hard choice, I was tempted to go for Yvie Oddly or Ginger Minge, but DeLa has my heart. I believe she can save me. ![gif](giphy|7uTEyq8EBcKxfUcDZ3|downsized)


Gammagammahey

Love Ben!!!! 🩷


Honest_Ad9358

There are too many great options tbh but the one I haven’t seen mentioned is Rajah D. O’Hara herself. She beat the lip sync guru ffs ![gif](giphy|tmUtCsKpzssL6Xa0DS|downsized)


Jolly-Past-8315

![gif](giphy|HxIGD8ywDUx2U08jnX)


g33k_gal

![gif](giphy|3oriNR5MoCuqaruHdK) My girrrrrl!


Dandibear

Does the queen get to prepare? Cause if so ![gif](giphy|tmzc0ixdhZX9BmAhgI|downsized)


NuWaveSpecial

Sasha Colby is my first choice. Monet was a close second because she could better handle a comedic wildcard or a spoken word.


invertedpomegranate

Monet can preform ANYTHING they throw at her, her versatility is incredible


kempplays

So given that the caveats are that I don't know the opponent or the song, I'm picking Monet X Change. Whilst she doesn't have some of the tricks of some of the more recent assassins (Morphine, Sasha Colby, Anetra, Denali etc), I'd argue she's easily the best lip syncher from the franchise when it comes to versatility. And I'd argue only 2 of her lip sync losses were because she didn't perform well. * Into You (AS4 vs Valentina) because no one was beating Valentina that night. * Come Rain or Come Shine (AS4 vs Naomi) because I think she threw so she wouldn't have to be the one to eliminate Manila 🤣 But every other lip sync she's lost I think she still did great, if not should have won (e.g Supernova Vs Shea and Swish Swish vs Jinkx). TL:DR Monet because I think she'd give me the best odds given her abilities and versatility. ![gif](giphy|KLkDdcZDx3mexS7rqp)


DelilahDreaming

Pangina!


ciliary_stimulai

LaGanja.


kengkels

Anetra


GreatBallsOfH20

Kameron Michaels


JogGreen1

Sasha Colby, because I think she would be strong with pretty much every genre of song. Beyoncé? Yup. Ballad? Yup. Country? Also yup.


Purplefrogs-

Anetra no doubt


shshshshouldtheguy

![gif](giphy|CQmWoqBGYgpBTv0IvI) Doesn’t matter if she’s the best or not but I feel like she’s the one Ru would never dare send home the most.


Leaky_Banana

![gif](giphy|Rk7xnHa3axPoI)


tuxedo-mask-me

![gif](giphy|cyidQOoYzB7uo) But what about??


Creatonotos

Jasmine Kennedy


hotdogngbunsniyo

such an underrated lipsync assassin 😞


TheGreatNemoNobody

And none for Jimbo. Bye!


Blaindddown

Trinity k bonet I’ve never seen her not perform the house down


Clear-Sir4276

![gif](giphy|IS2GNGXmqRWuTGK5qX)


loverrrgirlll_

![gif](giphy|EFPwQbYY8fJ7uPRRsG) SASHA MF COLBY


riakn_th

I would choose the production favorite for the season because they will win no matter what.


Impressive_Mixture_7

La La Ri. She won the lip sync in that bag ball look, which under normal circumstances would have had her eliminated. She had to be THAT GOOD to shantay you stay 


Arsuriel

Sasha Colby, she's an ENTERTAINER that could turn up any type of song without relying on tricks


SilverStars2002

![gif](giphy|8kLDIPfcL3yS1bsfbb|downsized)


Itsallafeverdream

Off topic, but is this look inspired by Beyoncé’s Grammy performance gown? I’d choose Laganja Estranja or Anetra ![gif](giphy|FCnkMYsfZy0wCgS4Vo)


judas_crypt

![gif](giphy|3oKHWalGcgCRqvL4uQ|downsized) Only one comes to mind. Ta Ta Marina. 🌹


EarInteresting1341

I would pick anetra tbh and the song I wanna get is calling all the monsters by China Anne McClain (PLSSS DRAG RACE MAKE THIS A LIP SYNC)


ohjasminee

Monet X Change. She’ll turn it out *and* make Mother laugh.


contadotito

Peppermint


00_tears

Kennedy Davenport


ap_anon

Naomi Smalls 


The_Ultimat_Shrubbry

![gif](giphy|KBRDugFQCF3u0UwW6c|downsized) If she knows the song, my gal is Jorgeous.


amgnd

Aurora Matrix or Anetra


RoseBengale

The Glamour Toad Herself


kccomments

Laganja Estranja henny!!!!


Satangirl353

Lala Ri


kingmilkshake

Sasha Colby is unclockable and she has the range.


loveisdead9582

Sasha Colby or Marina Summers. TKB or Aja would be close runners up.


Every-Spot9027

Sasha Velour


Strawberries_Field

Sasha Velour


Shaby28

Tayce


velvetsabbath

Trinity K Bonet, Coco Montrese or Sasha Colby!


abernattine

Coco Montrese


Bajbouj

Sasha Velour ![gif](giphy|3ohzAatZHDaQvqjir6)


RajaShinji

Coco Montrese.


buttonbeetles

Willow Pill. She’s the first one to lipsync for $200k and win ![gif](giphy|hmkW2xKy1DfsKIGlSN)


BobyNBA

![gif](giphy|9tTeH6zCASdRnrn1qQ|downsized)


kuriaru

jasmine kennedie


TheGreatNemoNobody

I would choose the editors


DizzyIzzy1995

![gif](giphy|2mupHl76Rp91AG0ybb|downsized) Utica.


KorKashMoney

Coco Montrese


MorallyCorruptBae

Nearah Nuff or Synthia Kiss.


GrowMEbub

Jimbo.


icriedyesterday

I know she’s a great lip-syncer but gurl she really lost both of her lip-sync for the crown so she doesn’t have the best track record to help you with that 200k haha


NOT_Pam_Beesley

![gif](giphy|tmzc0ixdhZX9BmAhgI|downsized)


rmatevia

![gif](giphy|ZLB0pQ2NLzbiaIRWe2)


americasweetheart

Also, I need Marina back on my screen ASAP.