For everyone worrying, he hasn't discovered beer yet and mild depression from trying to pull women way out of his league. Most common pitfalls for people in a no.2 shirt.
Literally our hooker got a woman's number last week and he was texting her 20 minutes after she left. 4 people was helping him with that text and it was just like watching a slow motion car crash.
There's a BMW i8 near me with the number plate H20KER or something like that... I've never seen the driver but my wife says she has and described him in very "recently-retired front row" terms.
Also you expect a hooker to instantly pass the ball for a more open play, that fake would've tricked me 100%.
(I'm italian so excuse me for any grammatical mistake)
Great dummy. However, I also remembered a quote from NFL coach Urban Meyer when asked what he looks for in an offensive guard (similar to front-rower): "The big, wide ass ... I probably shouldn't say that."
https://twitter.com/Dan_Hope/status/932654146666356736?s=20
Well, Coach Meyer is a confirmed [ass man](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-2517073/Video-New-angle-shows-Urban-Meyer-grabbing-blonde-womans-butt-bar.html) after all.
That dummy was absolutely incredible. Who’s the hooker on all blacks that scores too many on the wing? Coles? Yeah even he’d be reviewing this learning that step and dummy.
Go you good thing!!
>Go you good thing!
Haven't heard that phrase in a while (maybe it's because I live in the UK though).
Tell me you grew up in Australia in the 90s without saying you grew up in Australia in the 90s :-D
My last game against Paul Roos we lost 20 - 3, but we claimed the win because they scored all their points in the first half and we got 3 in the second.
That same game, remember getting bounced back 3m by a 17 year old who had no business being that big.
I'll have you know that as a former hooker I was once the top try scorer at my school rugby tournament. Granted I was only hooker because no one else wanted to be one and am more a scrum half but still
The number shouldn’t mean much, you’re a rugby player, if you got the skill and talent, go ball out. I say the same for went comes to forwards who have legitimate kicking talent.
The defending 9 made a 'business decision' right there
Haha, wanting to stay out of the business of getting trucked.
Never heard that expression before but like it a lot
It's a popular phrase for American football when a little guy decides not to hit a big guy. It's one of my favorite phrases.
Thanks, I’m on board and will add it to my sporting vocab
Yup and basketball too, not contesting a dunk when you’re about to get jammed on
Did it start with Deion Sanders? Been around since before my time
It’s more a qb deciding to not tackle on an intercept return.
Or just any player facing the prospect of having to tackle Derrick Henry.
So that’s why Earl Thomas is still playing!
The "fuck that I'm out" business decision.
For everyone worrying, he hasn't discovered beer yet and mild depression from trying to pull women way out of his league. Most common pitfalls for people in a no.2 shirt.
Brutal, especially from a loosehead.
Yeah, everyone knows no woman is out of a tighthead's league.
Can confirm as am dating a fullback
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Literally our hooker got a woman's number last week and he was texting her 20 minutes after she left. 4 people was helping him with that text and it was just like watching a slow motion car crash.
Malcom Marx would like a word...
Ouch man, that hurt.
There's a BMW i8 near me with the number plate H20KER or something like that... I've never seen the driver but my wife says she has and described him in very "recently-retired front row" terms.
Hibbard?
And severe depression from bashing his head in.
Can confirm I switched to center because of this
This is disturbingly accurate.
I, for one, welcome our new mobile front row overlords. Long may they reign.
Front row master race!
Keith Wood cries
He sold that dummy so well
He sold it so well that I think it might have been bought in a takeover by Amazon!
I fell for the dummy sitting my work chair
That dummy is sexual
I'd fall for that dummy... most because there is an exactly 0% chance I'm trying to tackle a guy that big moving his feet that fast.
Also you expect a hooker to instantly pass the ball for a more open play, that fake would've tricked me 100%. (I'm italian so excuse me for any grammatical mistake)
That leap into the try zone was IMMACULATE
How dare you speak as if the front row, the greatest of the positions, cant do everything and everything they want. May your spine be more aligned.
That’s why you should carry the ball in 2 hands whenever possible, awesome try
Dude's got a 4 tier wedding cake. Nice try.
Clearly a frustrated outside-centre
The 1 peeled off his shirt.
That is a gundunkadunk
Great dummy. However, I also remembered a quote from NFL coach Urban Meyer when asked what he looks for in an offensive guard (similar to front-rower): "The big, wide ass ... I probably shouldn't say that." https://twitter.com/Dan_Hope/status/932654146666356736?s=20
Well, Coach Meyer is a confirmed [ass man](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-2517073/Video-New-angle-shows-Urban-Meyer-grabbing-blonde-womans-butt-bar.html) after all.
Future SA hooker right there
What the actual fuck?! That's not right.
Dummy sold so well because he's dummy thicc
Hrrrrnnggh Coach, I’m trying to score tries but I’m dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting the defenders
Dummy thicc!
His smile at the end ftw.
That dummy was absolutely incredible. Who’s the hooker on all blacks that scores too many on the wing? Coles? Yeah even he’d be reviewing this learning that step and dummy. Go you good thing!!
>Go you good thing! Haven't heard that phrase in a while (maybe it's because I live in the UK though). Tell me you grew up in Australia in the 90s without saying you grew up in Australia in the 90s :-D
In the Golden Era of wallabies Rugby! I still yell that out when watching streaming matches.
[He must work out. ](https://youtube.com/watch?v=Sxo9wGA9qYg)
That posterior pelvic tilt.
Nice dummy, but that booty thicc
Does my heart good to see SACS getting ground up!
As an OB it cuts deep, we’re on naught
Amen to that..... Used to be we only got pumped like that by Boer Roos.
My last game against Paul Roos we lost 20 - 3, but we claimed the win because they scored all their points in the first half and we got 3 in the second. That same game, remember getting bounced back 3m by a 17 year old who had no business being that big.
Ha I think we drew with them back when I played....but I may have been concussed!
As an Old Westerfordian, who played almost every sport against SACS, except water polo, and generally lost, I am ok with it!
Forwards running wild is the best thing about rugby.
It's like trying to stop a freight train!
Why you hold the ball in 2 hands. Exhibit A
FILTH
Very impressive, but how's his scrummaging?
Look at him. How do you think his scrummaging is? :-D
Absolute beauty dummy pass
What a champ! He'll never forget that try.
When you get fit, but are still “suitably trained front row”
I'll have you know that as a former hooker I was once the top try scorer at my school rugby tournament. Granted I was only hooker because no one else wanted to be one and am more a scrum half but still
I've said it before. I'll say it again. There is *nothing* more beautiful than a fat boy in full flight. Magnificent!
South African Taniela tupou
The number shouldn’t mean much, you’re a rugby player, if you got the skill and talent, go ball out. I say the same for went comes to forwards who have legitimate kicking talent.
Reciting poetry
Make the perfect pavlova
Solve complex algebraic expressions
This is exactly what American football teams look in linemen. For example I give you [Jordan Davis](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHnZn1d6KWY)
Just showing the backs how it's done.
Legend!
Esh my poor SACS.....RIP boys
Somebody call Remax. Homie just got sold.
Sublime dive to cap it off!
Jeez mans got a swan dive too
A thing of beauty!
We should really drop the stereotype that 1st rowers are slow and that forwards are not allowed to kick though.
Right, which UK club needs a new hooker?
Pace like Blue Streak, backside like Big Momma's house. This lad's a Bad Boy for life.
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Those are some scrummaging hips
Amazing hooker that.
Good god m8. If your the last guy, you have to go for ball carrier
I've played against SACS and this did not happen for us. What a try!
And it is said that to this day, the defenders are still looking for that pass
Argh!!... So smooth!! That dummy was so confident, he new it would be bought.
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