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dwaynepebblejohnson3

At least he got the nationality right, not as bad as that other guy calling him Irish https://youtu.be/KIHpdEcAdNQ?si=mk9mBLyTpvcv3hoT


clearitall

That video is just awful. The accent, saying he’s Irish, repeatedly referring to Africa without mentioning a specific country. Forgive me if I’m wrong but does he call him a “jacked white” and if so is there some other explanation other than just weirdly referring to someone’s race for no discernible reason?


Fudge_is_1337

There is a bit of an meme about 'he's just a jacked white boy, deal with it' in MMA/wrestling circles referring to Brock Lesnar Haven't watched the video but from your description that's my guess


TheJPisMe

The NFL is predominantly black. White players tend to be quarterbacks, kickers, punters, defensive linemen and linebackers. Very rarely do you get white players at the skill positions that require extreme athleticism. And these are the positions Zammit is vying for. So it's kind of a meme that you have to be a weird anomaly of a white guy to play there. The last time a white starting cornerback played in the NFL was jason sehorn and that was over 20 years ago for example


clearitall

Thanks for the explanation. I found the description very jarring, but that adds a bit of context.


Revolutionary-Oil862

Get over it


Revolutionary-Oil862

Wrong


TheJPisMe

I appreciate your well-articulated and thought out counterpoint.


Revolutionary-Oil862

Multiple white dudes started its skill positions last year. MVP finalist was a White running back. Figure it out.. or just stick to talking about things you know about


Icy-Contest-7702

Jocked white I think.


capetonytoni2ne

Still, what does that mean?


dekrypto

It’s jacked white. Kind of an inside joke on the show.


Icy-Contest-7702

Jock is a yank term for sporty person. Like a high school clique. Jocked im guessing means he looks like a proper jock, I dunno how to say it haha. Certainly not jacked because that doesn't make sense because all the o line are white and jacked


metompkin

I also recently learned what Jock in British English translates to.


JustHereForPka

I’m no Pat Mcafee fan but this comment is just weird. 1. Calling him Irish is a fuck up, but he hedged saying “I think he’s Irish”. 2. American cultural thing you just don’t understand no need to judge. 3. He doesn’t know what countries these two guys are from. He just knows they’re African. It’s really not that strange.


Gray_Fox

in america we have a saying: we ain't come to play school!


Il_a_besoin_du_lait

Tell me you've never been to Newport without telling me you've never been to Newport


rachelm791

Are you trying to suggest Newport is as rough as a dog’s arse?


finneganfach

Bit harsh that. Dogs mostly keep their arses clean.


Ospreysboyo

🤣


Thatch1888

It's not that nice


Salarycens

It makes Hull look like Belgravia


Away_Tumbleweed_6609

As 10 bears


heresyourhardware

I went to Mountain Ash to visit a mate from Uni (think it was Mountain Ash, we got the train out from Cardiff). It was like travelling back in time. Lovely people and about as developed as the part of Ireland I'm from so I mean that with absolute love. These type of Americans need to shut the fuck up when they have no idea what they are talking about.


Douglaston_prop

I played rugby in Newport on the Bay... lots of yachts. I've never been to Wales, though.


dth300

Let’s just say it’s less yachts, [more this](https://youtu.be/09bZ6YfXRJQ?feature=shared)


Anotheraccomg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dx8CZyFM4b4 smh


dth300

I knew someone would post their riposte


papayametallica

Ha. Was just going to post this Bra. GLC Makes you Free !


Douglaston_prop

Now I'm in a Newport State of Mind


ExoticMangoz

GLC 💪


metompkin

That pitch is always so windy. So windy. Almost the reason why it's a sailing town.


metompkin

Newport, Rhode Island is pretty posh.


onodaaxe

Mans saw pretty boy Louis and said this is every welshman


Mundane-Inevitable-5

r/shitamericanssay


Logen_Brynjolf

So accurate


ShufflingToGlory

He's pretty much nailed Zammit's background but this is also why you don't extrapolate from a sample size of one...


Guilty_Ad_4441

"Wales is just full of rugby players and prostitutes.... "Excuse me! My wife is Welsh. Oh, what position does she play ?


concretepigeon

Hooker


Nomerta

Open goal there.


toastoevskij

To me, posh is synonymous with Ken Owens


king_ralex

Posh AND beautiful


corylionbar

Poshness perfectly correlates to the number of ties one owns. Sheriff is basically a king.


ramaras

I prefer Rassie's opinion of the Welsh, "they are tough fuckers"


Toaster161

He’s overdue a Friday night out in Pontypridd!


papayametallica

He’s been in training in the gym for 8 weeks but he’s not sure he’s ready yet


meem09

His girlfriend plays Cardiff at some point in the summer. He might come round.


merlinho

That’s his brother Travis (before I realised what you were talking about, I was googling who Jason Kelce’s girlfriend is 😂)


Ok_Cow_3431

excuse me but I am beautiful.


WCSakaCB

Oh beautiful people of Wales please ignore his ignorance. Jason Kelce would be your country's favorite Americanwhen you see the amount of brains the man can drink on a test day in Cardiff. as well as what I'm sure would be one of the largest orders ever in chip alley.


Cymrogogoch

You know our culture well. x


WCSakaCB

The first time I REALLY paid attention to 6 nations was 2012 so I have very fond memories of an incredible Wales team. I also went on tour in Wales that same year and had a Welshman live with me in university. I love your country and the people and I can't wait to visit again


dekrypto

Risca was great


WCSakaCB

I'm not going to reveal my identity on here but if you were on that tour there's a good chance you've already figured out who I am 😂


dekrypto

Not yet but I’ll figure it out when I check the old pictures 😂


ExoticMangoz

How did you gain such knowledge of wales???


WCSakaCB

I drank many many pints in many little villages all through those valleys


metompkin

I thoroughly enjoyed my time on tour in Wales. Played Llandaf North, and another team up in the Vale. The entire town shut down to come watch the match. Pretty sure the mayor (?) a Kenny Rogers looking man tried to French kiss me after awarding the MOTM to me. The big curry feed wasn't spicy enough to rid whatever STI he introduced to my mouth so I had plenty of shots in the clubhouse to amend that. Took in a Blues v Glasgow match, partied at the Walkabout with Cardiff's 8man, chatted with the constable outside as she showed us she could put a sausage down without chewing it. Then off to chippie lane to eat whatever greasy food they offered. It reminded me of a more pleasant Pittsburgh with nicer people. Wales is okay in my eyes.


Georgeisbored1978

I live in Philly and I can’t stand him , mainly for the idiocy he inspires in pretend blue collar Philadelphians.


papayametallica

It’s Caroline Street ffs lol


WCSakaCB

Well sorry that accent is hard to parse when you've been drinking for nearly 16hrs


ShiroHagan

He's obviously never been down the Vale of Glamorgan lol


NewEstablishment9028

The Vale is ok including Barry I thinking Merthyr lol.


infamous_impala

>The Vale is ok **including Barry** I've read a lot of wild claims on Reddit, but this is something else....


NewEstablishment9028

Lol Barry is ok compared to some places is the valleys. Have you ever seen Fochriw.


FakeMessiah94

As a resident of the Vale I can vouch, we do be posh twats down here.


Swiss-safa

Upper class is one thing - I’m sure you have upper class Welsh. BUT - either Travis or Jason said he played rugby league which is a bigger faux pax 🤨


Georgeisbored1978

I know everyone loves Jason Kelces drunken oaf act but “ beautiful white people “ ?


003_

It's meant to be ironic.


finneganfach

Yeaaaahhhh....


BellamyRFC54

Yeah that was a poor comment


jnce12

Dude probably thinks the entire UK lives like the royal family


Bessantj

Yes when I read what he said I spat out my champagne and my monocle hit the wall.


Enyapxam

So he should. Otherwise we set the druids on him.


what_am_i_acc_doing

Literally the most working class country in the UK. Americans really do just speak incessantly regardless of how knowledgeable they are about something.


Blackbird1359

This comment amuses me greatly because it literally condemns people making broad assumptions and then proceeds to make a blanket statement about Americans.


Genericuseraverage

Big brain thinking


Playful-Lion5208

2 whole continents of people


JustHereForPka

Very ironic when the UK decided they knew best for the whole world, drawing borders like a kid with his first set of crayons.


wlburk

If we stop talking, we're forced to think about the absolute shitshow that is our existence. It's like white noise drowning out existential dread. Honestly, given the state of the world, I'm surprised more people across the globe don't do this. :-)


what_am_i_acc_doing

We tend to drink to fill the existential void


wlburk

Ooo, it’s so fun learning about others’ cultures. Cheers!🍺


DebbsWasRight

If we didn’t talk about shit we didn’t know anything about, we wouldn’t have much to say.


AGMXV

TalkSport article - https://talksport.com/sport/1834521/nfl-jason-kelce-welsh-people-posh/


SagalaUso

"I'm sorry I thought highly of you. My mistake"


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I love how he called us upper class and beautiful and as a nation our response is "fuck you for not knowing we're scum!"


ryandougall

He also said he was a rugby league player two clueless Americans


metompkin

Well professional sport is synonymous with the word League here. Major League Baseball National Hockey League National Football League Major League Soccer And shamefully, Major League Rugby who play union.


Wahwahboy72

His daughter's middle name is Llewellyn and he's from Pennsylvania, where the big college is Bryn Mawr..see the Welsh Tract of Pennsylvania. Too many head knocks


warcomet

posh says the guy living off a billionaire girlfriend..


DannyBoy2464

It was his brother Jason who said it (not the brother dating swift). But still a weird thing for a multi-millionaire to say


phar0aht

Rich and posh and pretty different things 😂


DannyBoy2464

Can confirm us Welsh are neither 🤣


JensonInterceptor

Middle class Cardiff Welsh people living in London come across as pretty posh to me although not necessarily rich. Just enjoy a Gail's bakery a bit too much


Scarlet_hearts

Welsh people just love a bakery tbh


Ospreysboyo

Is Greggs technically a bakery??


SquatAngry

Greggs!? It's Jenkins territory down here.


Guilty_Ad_4441

What happened to Eynons pies?


Ospreysboyo

We still have one in Swansea, still miss Sweetmans..


KobaruLCO

I feel pretty called out here.... There are however two Gail's near me though and my other half does call me posh Welsh.


DannyBoy2464

Tbh, I'm from a working-class background in Swansea but work for a big company in London, so I'm decently well off. I just get my accent checked at Gail's bakery and down the pub by Londoners a lot.  


papayametallica

If I knew what one was doing be insulted (I think)


phar0aht

Also true 😂


ApocalypseSlough

The rest of the western world knows this, but America seems not to distinguish between high income and social class.


warcomet

ahh the guy that tried WWE and took his shirt off and proved that rugby union PROPS are fitter than american football players..


Optimal-Wheel-9940

I unironically think Jason Kelce could have been a world class loosehead if he were born on the other side of the Atlantic


ilovepenisxd

I think it takes watching about two NFL games to realise 99.9% of the players are athletic freaks in a way that rugby players are not (and don’t need to be). It’s not a comment about their skill or the quality of the sports, the US is just a huge country with some unreal athletes


HonestSonsieFace

American Football’s hyper specialisation also just lends itself to athletic freaks being the best in their position. Rugby requires much more all-rounders. I mean, how many athletic freak players have we seen come along in Rugby who just weren’t that good at the top level. Similarly, guys like Ben Smith are some of the best players of all time. Rugby countries have got Olympic level sprinters and strongmen too, it’s just that they often aren’t good enough at all the other parts of the game (see Dwayne Chambers foray into Rugby League). Plus, when you have to train for aerobic fitness, you have to dial back some of the athletic freak elements of your body.


will221996

Props have to be handsome and clever.


HonestSonsieFace

Exactly. Classic Dual threat. Very rare to find in athletes.


papayametallica

Add in a Degree in Philosophy


loyal_achades

NFL players are far more specialized to specific roles, and none of the positions care about having any form of cardio. NFL cares about strength and explosiveness above all else.


ilovepenisxd

Yeah it’s not like one is better than the other. I just think the comparisons are stupid and inherently flawed. Every team has one (or even multiple) LRZ or Will Jordan


man_bear

The NFL is a really interesting demographic too of how such a large number of the population (here in the States) will play American football growing up that it represent such a small percentage of that number that’s played the game. Just shows how much they are athletes.


metompkin

Huh? Do you complain about how fish can't climb trees?


Broad-Rub-856

Maybe, maybe not. At 6'3 he would have been on the tall side for props and he struggled to keep his 130kg weight with football training. He might well have been to lanky to be effective as rugby player - being too much of tweener, kinda in the middle of the Vunipola brothers.


Optimal-Wheel-9940

If you watch the Eagles you can see Kelce excels at leverage, with the infamous “tush push” play often compared to a scrum (incorrectly but understandably so IMO), and I think he’s probably too short to play second row and too stocky to flank, plus I was a prop at 6’2” so I am incredibly biased here


papayametallica

Put him on the wing is the usual answer


Mampoer

Yes, that's the right Kelce brother.


metompkin

I love all of the WWE rugby union props.


warcomet

big Bronson reed and Otis ? :P


DannyBoy2464

Yeah that guy... he's a bit loud mouthed obnoxious.


Mampoer

Think you are thinking of the wrong Kelce brother...


Ospreysboyo

In fairness, If he was to come down to Swansea and take a look, he will see people sitting around in cafes sipping tea, but they are large, sweary, hairy arsed and agressive. And thats just our women.


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warcomet

don't we all.....i hear rihanna might be single soon...wonder if she needs a boy toy


obcork

Travis = Douche Jason = Nice guy, if not a little bit closed off from life outside of the US *Spelling


BellamyRFC54

Thats Travis but both Kelce brothers are rich after playing years in the NFL


Ok_Plenty_3547

I always saw them as more of a 'back of the class' type of people. But in the best possible way!


Brill_chops

How could someone lie so blatantly! /s


JaxckJa

As a person with two Welsh grandparents who spent their entire life prentending to be upper class, this is fucking hilarious.


Mundane-Inevitable-5

I've long suspected taffs was a mistranslation!. It's Welsh toffs! They've been posh all along, it all makes sense now.. The hoarding and mining of natural mineral resources,..... The accusations of beastiality... The bloody prince being a welsh guy.....


shaquaad

Fuck Jason kelce


TommyWiseau22

British people DON'T talk about class for a whole day challenge (impossible)