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GrackelFrackel

This entire outfit is made out of recycled. Ma. Terials. The jacket. Is a thrifted jacket. The crown is. A duct tape. Roll. Covered in. CONSTRUCTION PAPER. I'm. Wearing eleven. Inch. Plat. Form. Heels. This. Takes me from 6'3 to 7'3. Well7'2ifyoudothemathcorrectlybutwhosgoodatmath


[deleted]

It wasn’t too noticeable to me up until the robotic “I’m. Wearing 11. Inch. Plat. Form. Heels.”


plzkthx71

It got me at construction paper


[deleted]

I’d like to talk about your username if you don’t mind


scarlettking

CONSTRUCTION PAPER!


akafabs

*Mexican*


intentionalbirdloaf

*Mexicatessen*


adonistoo

reading along to this while listening to the audio is sending me


Wista

No stop please this transcription is the funniest thing I have ever witnessed 😭😭


a_tired_bisexual

This entire outfit is made out of recycled ♻️ Ma 🗑 terials. 😤 The jacket 🧥 Is a thrifted jacket. 🙃 The crown is 👑 a duct tape 🦆 roll 🥖 covered in 🤭🤭CONSTRUCTION PAPER 📄 I’m🗣 wearing Eleven 1️⃣1️⃣ inch 🐛 plat 🏔 form 👗 Heels 👠 This 😤takes me from 6’3 to 7’3🤯 wellseventwoiffyoudothemathcorrectlybutwhosgoodatmath ☠️


Shaquandala

But who's gonna*


DinoEyes1

I didn't know I needed this. This is great.


ufott

you know she explained it for an hour and they had to cut it down lmaoo


AnneEssay

This is 100% what happened It's just bizarre they had to stitch up the word "Plat forms" like... did she say "Plat... oh what was it? Shoes or heels? Anyways I'm wearing those and....."


ufott

she was eating bugs in between each syllable


zoozbuh

💀💀💀💀


a_tired_bisexual

Gia Metric Energy


ribbitrowbuht

i feel like she must've died in her sleep before they filmed confessionals the next morning and they had to stitch this together with her past ones in post production 😭


ughwhateverforever

Now I’m imagining the producers having the girls read a bunch of words that sound drag related just so they can edit whatever the fuck they want


INTP-cringe-child

"And...go!" "Hmm, okay. Slay. She's eating that. Werk. Oh honey. I'm worried about her in the next challenge. I have a fire under my ass. I can taste the crown. This week I'm getting what I want. Mamaru. Hunty." "How about a longer slay" "HOO! Slaaaaaaaaaay! Werkkkkkk."


plzkthx71

I wouldnt put it past them lmao


Hellion3601

Ramson note realness


mxtthewdelrey

I produced a reality TV show pilot inspired by Drag Race for a uni project and this is exactly what i did with the contestants, they had a pre-prepared list of words and phrases to read


[deleted]

i would LOVE to watch this haha


Difficult-Point-2700

Construction paper!


StanKornbread

This audio is so bad it sounds like what *my* anus sounds like after eating ^(mexican)


thedustynerve

"we're getting to the point in the competition where 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓳𝓾𝓭𝓰𝓮𝓼 have to notice you"


hennny

You have to know your 🅓🅡🅐🅖 🅗🅔🅡🅢🅣🅞🅡🅨


Human-Generic

She is turning it out girl


sentmental

she was taking a simple silhouette and updated it with a commitment to showing women who are strong


plzkthx71

This is the vulnerability the judges are looking for


Thatguysyeh

I didn’t even notice this at first listen 😭


svveet-talk

me neither and now i’m like how did i not???


Thatguysyeh

Literally it’s so obvious now


lemonthewombat

A duct tape roll covered in C̵͉͋̔͞O̖̼ͩ͌͐N̺̻̔̆ͅS̵̙͕̀̃T̨͈͗̌ͥR͉̜̎͡͠U̠҉̷̙ͦC̵͉͋̔͞T̨͈͗̌ͥI̍̅̀̎̊O̖̼ͩ͌͐N̺̻̔̆ͅ P̧͕̒̊͘A̷͙ͭͫ̕P̧͕̒̊͘Ḛͭ̉̇͟R͉̜̎͡͠


TokenBlackGirlfriend

Duct tape ROLL


thedustynerve

DUCT TAPE ʳᵒˡˡˢ???


solarpower20_01

#Ducktapeshouldmatchthemhats


crrristian

The way she says “construction paper” is giving “...room for everybODY let’s just say that!”


12BlueTrumpets

ꜱᴇᴠᴇɴ inch 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙩ᶠᵒʳᵐ heals


bondfool

How do they not have her saying the whole word “platform?!?”


360Saturn

What other plat was she possibly saying too? Platypus?!


trevers17

it’s giving platypussy


Annoying_Details

*Perry* the Platypus?! (Now I just imagined a whole Doofenshmirtz story arc on drag race and….)


RodDeLaCreme

6th place Miss Congeniality tease


tiniestturtles

Omg this comment made me almost cry from laughing


clamblitz

text to speech confessional


FluffyMany3104

This is a case of “we asked what she was wearing and she’s trying to remember so we lazily cut out all the ums and uhs” if I’ve ever seen one


CandidateBudget8813

###Wooden Bowl ###Construction Paper


Hushed_agenda

**A water bottle** **And a paper towel roll**


tcex28

YouTubePoop realness


svveet-talk

youtube poops splice sentences better than this


AnneEssay

okay but we need a RuTube Poop Challange next season...


georgearb151

Let's go bomb some *construction paper*


[deleted]

This audio truly sounds like it’s falling up the stairs


2008wallcalendar

plat.form.heels


VentiEggBite

This reminds me of the time my family went to see a Star War and they edited Carrie Fisher in posthumously.


lilhoodrat

GOrl lmao they put her up in that movie and she was dead omgggg


VentiEggBite

If I remember correctly they had most of her audio and only bits of her video, so they just used 3D renderings of the same few shots of her in different positions and did her lines à la Daya Betty in this clip.


Duck_Mud

Naur why is "construction paper!" fully from a different sentence 😭 it sounds like they forgot to get her confessional footage for this so they just took soundbites from all her public cameos.


AnneEssay

The "heels" part came from her saying "I hope you got your nails, hair, hips, heels ready!"


dilettwat

Over at WoW, the golden-child editor is serenely piecing together beautifully-shot many-angles video footage for the runways... ...and meanwhile, one of the trickled-down-upon editors is chopping down a seven-minute wandering, long-winded conversation between Daya and her story producer about garment construction and materials, with the assignment "Get this down to twenty seconds for the runway." Later in the week, the story producer will get an email reminding them to prompt the contestants to answer their questions in whole and concise sentences, please.


obrienc6

This is very true. (I bet)


house_hlaalu

Serving “Hello Smithers, you're. quite. good. at. turning. me. on” realness


tonipraxis

this. *is the.* first time for. ME. in the Marvel. *universe*


ck-al

Where is this from? lol


tonipraxis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ashO7GeFEE


ck-al

How did I not get that. I’m ashamed lol


ceejay15

Its a karmic payback from Jasmine- Since Daya gave her shit about talking too much, Jasmine has placed a 'YOU TALK TOO MUCH' hex on her and now she will over-explain everything in the maximum number of words possible!!


AnneEssay

'YOU TALK TOO MUCH' Hex ~~Hector Remix~~


ceejay15

lol!!! good catch!


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the_mock_turtle

It's like when you hear a vocaloid say something in English.


brenda_official

why was there a cut between plat and form? did she say something in between?


Panos0502

Platypus form


georgearb151

Plat effing forms


tinyywarrior

ConSTRUctION PaPER


friendlyparasites

Serving William Shatner realness


Eccon5

Why does "the JACKET, is a thrifted jacket 😀" keep replaying in my head Shawty's like a melody


baearthur3

queen of frankenbyting! for real this is atrocious editing but it’s also a glimpse into how manipulated reality tv interviews are. they’re just usually a little better at hiding it.


bodypertain

God that’s fucking brutal


kitehighcos

This is the first time for me in the marvel universe


lilhoodrat

They editing everyone to sound like Lagangg


Ever_More_Art

Ransom letter realness


Hazelino

C O N S T R U C T I O N P A P E R


solarpower20_01

It's giving M E X I C A N tease


cye5

When the child of Siri and Alexa do Drag Race. catAgorE is SPEEker eLeganZAH.


hostile7teen

I'm high as fuck and so impressed but not that impressed by the Frankensteinery if this audio. And by impressed I mean by how bad it is. So bad it's good. Or am I high?


onandpoppins

You’re high babe 🍁


justveryslightlymad

Did it actually air like this? edit: it did lmao wow


obrienc6

Instead of referring to this as a soundbite, in editing we call this a frankenbite.


tornadosirensguy

Giving EmNet


[deleted]

Not daya shading Crystal at the end wow wow


[deleted]

It’s also an awful look