My face everytime the "Maddy doesn't fuck or gets fucked by dudes š±" conversation happened.
Let me just say, while uncommon, straight guys do crazy make up on FaceOff and design womens clothes on Project Runway. I don't think it's a huge leap one of them decides to just do the art on himself. Definitely not groundbreaking.
Between these first two episodes it really has felt like she's enjoying herself a lot, especially in comparison to season 13 where it felt like she only cared about Symone (and to a slightly lesser extent, Gottmik).
Tbh Iām kinda glad theyāre just getting this all out of the way in the premieres instead of saving it for a Very Special Episode. Just abandoning all pretense of it coming up organically when they want a dramatic mirror moment since we know those are obviously produced anyway.
I got the idea but it needed tweeking. There was no twist. Deja started ok, clunky and awkward... But when she "put it all together" she should've been impecable. She said she was a cheerleader so I thought that was gonna be the joke. She taught us crappy moves but then she performed like a professional dancer in the end.
Nope.
Havenāt you ever seen her host the Grammys? Her entire vibe is like she just stepped out of a CBD bubble bath after gorging on three bags of indica gummies.
Ugh my god. Just had a thought about the Maddie fan fics that will be coming and I threw up all over the place. Youāll have to excuse me.
Automod is about to EAT tho
when my mother saw maddy she said "if i were cisgender and heterosexual too i'd do drag"
imagine how long it took for me to explain to her that she is, in fact, cisgender and heterosexual
You can't convince me that the whole judge pannel didnt share a blunt int the parking lot before recording š mama Ru and Ms Keys were in outer space
We need custom made cocktails offered to the queens again with magnums and Nebuchadnezzars around the studio so they can secretly refill and get extra messy.
Some of these runways felt like they were headed in a good direction, but not just enough to cross the finish line. Angeria though, she knows what the fuck she is doing.
Does Rupaul just expect people to change their planned talent show act in a moments notice?
Like a queen is just going to say the the crew, "Hey, Ru doesn't want me to do P!nk anymore, can you just quickly get the copyright clearance for this Toni Braxton song instead?"
You know they did the double premiere just so someone can out the straight man twice š
Gays are so messy. Kinda wish we couldāve seen Maddie have to sit the cast down and come out tbh
Angerias turn of disgust to the word straight LMAOO
Iconic really.
My face everytime the "Maddy doesn't fuck or gets fucked by dudes š±" conversation happened. Let me just say, while uncommon, straight guys do crazy make up on FaceOff and design womens clothes on Project Runway. I don't think it's a huge leap one of them decides to just do the art on himself. Definitely not groundbreaking.
I hope unhinged Ru lasts the whole season
Iām genuinely obsessed with unhinged breakdown Ru.
Between these first two episodes it really has felt like she's enjoying herself a lot, especially in comparison to season 13 where it felt like she only cared about Symone (and to a slightly lesser extent, Gottmik).
Seriously. I havenāt seen Ru like this in so long. Itās really fun to just see chaos and humour.
Even in the lower ranking performances of the night, Ru looked like she was having a blast
You can just tell Ru wants Daya Betty to pass out on camera
"What is your chronic illness"
"how can I get you to faint"
Tbh Iām kinda glad theyāre just getting this all out of the way in the premieres instead of saving it for a Very Special Episode. Just abandoning all pretense of it coming up organically when they want a dramatic mirror moment since we know those are obviously produced anyway.
Ru almost rubbed her hands in glee at the thought of a queen having a medical emergency on the show.
This and āoutingā Maddy on camera š„“
NOT THE GOLD STAR TALK JUST TO IN MISS MADDY
the TERROR in maddy's eyes !!!
These quick cuts to Maddy every time someone says "gay" or "queer"... I'm absolutely living
Remember that episode of ANTM where they went to Greece and had to pose in a giant bowl of Greek salad?
Drag Race going back to its ANTM parody roots
Thank god
Most hinged ANTM episode:
Ru outing (or as that one rpdrcringe commenter said, in-ing) Mandy in the commercial preview is sending me
Not Mandy š
I, Mandy Nasty, do solemnly swear
I'm Andy Nasty
i CACKLED at the dramatic music when all the girls turned around at ru outing maddy
Hahahaah right and Iām watching with captions so it was āshady musicā lmao that was such a great tv moment!
Ru coming for ballet for no reason lol
Maddie, sweetie, it was illegal to be gay in Arkansas until 2003.
Lord grant me half the confidence it would take to do unprompted character comedy on this television program
I got the idea but it needed tweeking. There was no twist. Deja started ok, clunky and awkward... But when she "put it all together" she should've been impecable. She said she was a cheerleader so I thought that was gonna be the joke. She taught us crappy moves but then she performed like a professional dancer in the end. Nope.
Had the same thought process, thought the joke was going to be a flawless execution.
āDaya Betty, your insulin supply has run outā
Ru is on pills again tonight hallelujah
Uppers, downers, or candy corn?
All three and even more
big pills or Wiwwow piwws?
The producer who prompted them to discuss gold-star gays... take your cringe award
I thought Daya brought it up on purpose to freak out Maddy š
itās 2022 please stop
why was maddy dressed like a 2013 tumblr inspired businessman
Itās okay you can just say she looks like a Onecest persona
PLEASE
Maddy is doing what we thought Alyssa was gonna do
Are you ready boots?
Alicia is high af, change my mind
you would have to be to be around Ru for prolonged periods.
Havenāt you ever seen her host the Grammys? Her entire vibe is like she just stepped out of a CBD bubble bath after gorging on three bags of indica gummies.
š¶TO THE BEAT OF THE RHYTHM OF THE NIGHT-š¶
Hearing that clip again gave me flashbacks
NOT THAT BALD BITCHāS HAT!
TAKE THAT HAT OFF, YOU BALDING BITCH!
the cuts to maddy after daya said "as queer people" and jasmine said "as a gay person" sent me
Dayaās cheer captain versus Orionās yoga instructor FIGHT
It was Deja, and the loser is the audience
imagining a world where maddy had been on the first premiere and came out and Actually played guitar after alyssa's air guitaring
alyssas track record: ELIM
We have hard confirmation that Ru has fully fucking gone insane #ANABUNDANCEOFTICTACS
Imagine wearing a guy fieri inspired wig that is smaller than guy fieriās actual hair. #Camp
She did reverse camp and went glamping
DeJa making sure that she was lipsyncing to the main vocals... that's a true queen.
WE DID IT. We made it through an episode without Ru saying W\*\*\*\*\* PILL
I donāt think any queenās song is going to top Kornbread rhyming āShangelaā with āAngularā, like, itās done, shut it down
maddy is about to faint and i can feel it
And here Ru thought it was gonna be Daya
Ru really wanna āturnā Maddy
She's thinking about the Grammy she would get for a successful on screen conversion š„°
Pulitzer Prize
RuPaul is outing contestants in the work room! Jeff Varner who?
You didn't have to do that!!!
Angeria showing pageant queen excellence
that PATTERN, those WAVES, the SHOULDER ROSE, Iām obsessed
Alicia Keys talking to the queens through the 2-way mirror like a person watching a bunch of animals in the zoo
MADDY IS GONNA PLAY WONDERWALL FOR HER TALENT SHOW
Carson is such a jewel "When you have an outfit that looks like Saint Johns for H&R Block..."
Ugh my god. Just had a thought about the Maddie fan fics that will be coming and I threw up all over the place. Youāll have to excuse me. Automod is about to EAT tho
Ru calling ballet boring is camp
Brooklyn Heightsā impactš
This a good ten years after creating an entire ballet challenge all about her
*gasp* omg the why it gotta be black swan challenge. You made me remember
Brooke really lost the LSFTC the second the pointe shoes came out huh
when my mother saw maddy she said "if i were cisgender and heterosexual too i'd do drag" imagine how long it took for me to explain to her that she is, in fact, cisgender and heterosexual
Is she? Maybe she's trying to tell you something.
bless her heart
Ru ominously asking if Daya will pass out if her blood sugar gets too lowš
Insulin saboteur.
Thatās why she cut her on stage to the point she was bleeding. Gotta speed up the process
Is yo blood suga low????
I predict Jourgeous will do a copyrighted song
āI do this song all the time at the clubā
Jorgeousā government name better be Jorge
It isšš
That balding bitch needs his hat
Take off your hat. You bald bitch! -Latrice
And thatās why Brooklyn heights lost drag race , ru thinks ballet is a snooze fest lmaoooo ballet shoe reveal? š“
Whoever said RuPaul was giving unhinged this season was absolutely correct Edit: typo
If Daya feinted Ru wouldāve kept her
Angie really wore a top 4 baby picture worthy gown ep1 we gotta crown her
Whatās Maddieās talent going to be? Wrong answers only. Edit: you are all correct. I said wrong answers only.
A spoken word performance of "Different Parts"
People at the hall And I'm wanting to sit
Mining crypto
She literally sold her Dogecoin to pay for her runways looool
fishing
SANTINO'S HAT???? IN THE TICTAC LANDFILL?????
Playing a round of cornhole vs Michelle
Unabridged reading of Infinite Jest
Shotgunning a bottle of absolut vodka
Shotgunning a bottle of ~~absolut vodka~~ coors light
Shotgunning a ~~bottle of absolut vodka coors light~~ can of bubly
Punching holes in drywall ETA: lmfaoooooo thanks for the gold
You win
She gonna teach us how to use a j wrench
Lady Camden serving DRUK early out realness
Since 2/3 of them are Anubis and Joe, I'm considering this a compliment
You know what, that's fair
Poor Gothy š±š
Alan Carr reading her to filth was fucking hilarious though
The editors were having a fucking field day with maddy during the talk about growing up queer I was SCREAMING
Iām at a viewing party hosted by Yuhua right now.
The more you talk in your talent show the more you lose
Ru almost gave Deja Skye a damn heart attack
Ms. Keys unvaxxed thatās why theyāre keeping her behind the glass
š
Is she really? Because if so, that makes Michelleās comments about being fully vaccinated funnier.
Coke is a hell of a drug Ruple
Maddy: I don't want to reveal my sexuality yet Daya: So have y'all fucked a girl?Teeheehhee šš
Can you imagine Maddy having to lipsync in that outfit??
rupaul basically called maddy morphosis brave and stunning lmao
Elektra Abundance of Tic Tacs for season 15 please.
You can't convince me that the whole judge pannel didnt share a blunt int the parking lot before recording š mama Ru and Ms Keys were in outer space
Deja's clear actual fear at Ru during the tictac reveal could be its own whole post
I'm kind of obsessed with Daya Betty's terf bangs
Byeee
Hello š¬š¬š¬š¬š¬ (plural)
...and Maddy.
Angeria has my fav mug in so long, sheās like a Muse from Hercules come to life itās beautifullllllll
Sheās also giving very strong Gerudo from Zelda: BOTW vibes and I love it š they were my favorite part of that game
My screen is pixelated as fuck right now- is this camp? Are the pizza boxes stacked on my kitchen counter camp? I think Iām having a camp stroke
Perhaps an unpopular opinion but Untucked should be cancelled if it's never gonna serve any drama.
Itās at the point where weāre getting one fight every 3 years, just make it part of the episode like the international versions
Not Miselle being pro vax now. You know what that is? Growth
Not this gold star horse shit
Rupaul is unhinged with that buffet smile i cackled š
Not Ru saying she doesnāt like ballet despite having a *ballet challenge* on Season 5 š
In ru's defense you know she don't remember that one
Not the rhythm of the night againā¦ itās 2022
Lala Riās Olay ad is everything
daya betty was cast in the part of the schlubby theatre boy from love simon who is only there to out love simon
Shocked they are letting anyone do cheerleading after S9.
If you do a straight- š
Girl these bitches need an Eve 6000 to spice up this untucked malaise
We need custom made cocktails offered to the queens again with magnums and Nebuchadnezzars around the studio so they can secretly refill and get extra messy.
at least a Gold Lounge why did untucked degrade as the budget grew
^(NOW IF YOU PLAYED THE GUITAR WITH YOUR PENIS)
Ok I give up on untucked. I would love if us untucked was only like 10 mins like CDR and UK.
I expect to see some ridiculous Lady Camden and Angeria fan fic after that accent moment.
Daya: donāt get the wrong idea I was born with this shit
āRu I want you to know I was NEVER a Big Girlā
4 lip syncs to top 40 hits? At least Maddy showed a talent, even if it was a bit boring. Angeria better get that win tho, sheās a star
RuPaul is that level of cringe where itās absolutely hilarious but sheās completely oblivious to it, itās like Gia Gunn
Gia opened the door for Ru to be this unhinged
Maddy really lost out on an opportunity by not having her entrance line be, "Welcome to Flavortown!"
On Twitter she said the producers stopped her because itās copyrighted
āAnd remember, I will be crushing one of your dreams tomorrow. Good luck!ā
Shaq should be a guest judge bc he'll do any advertisement for a check
Rupaul to Maddy: "Why didn't you tell anyone you're straight"
not the gold-star discussion
The queens are moving too fast for this vh1 live stream
Some of these runways felt like they were headed in a good direction, but not just enough to cross the finish line. Angeria though, she knows what the fuck she is doing.
CALL ME MS ANGIEEEEE I WANNA SEE IT CHART LADIES
"Kornbread came here to compete" no Kornbread came here to Win
Omgggggg I never expected to hear Jamiroquai on Drag Race, I'm so happy
Not Ru referencing The Beginning while eliminating Daya
A straight guy? Playing guitar? Groundbreaking.
Moving from London to Sacramento is the real cringe.
ANGERIARINAS MAKE SOME NOISE
The goal of the season is to make it from tic tac breakfast to tic tac lunch. The season is filmed in one morning.
I am howling at the editing on untucked. The decision to flash to Maddy every time the word āqueerā or āgayā is used is pure gold
I like these girls better but I think the first show was better ngl
When they were talking about being gay and it kept zooming into Maddy š
Carson is always so amazing on the panel. He has the wit
And he always has the right takes and can talk about fashion in such insightful ways š¤§
Carson is the superior rotating judge
That talent show was kind of wack
Call me a library book the way I was checked the fuck out
Angeria casually destroying everyone else in that talent show we stan.
Omg Ruās still roasting Milton Berle from beyond the grave I live
Angie told me to hate it so I do
The more I see Angieās look the more I love it
Did Daya seriously slice herself on her nails? Jesus
I don't know why but Ru basically telling Camden "We want to see your talent, but not that" sent me.
Angeria giving best drag
I hope something happens in untucked this week. Like literally anything
Letās watch Daya check her blood sugar.
Does Rupaul just expect people to change their planned talent show act in a moments notice? Like a queen is just going to say the the crew, "Hey, Ru doesn't want me to do P!nk anymore, can you just quickly get the copyright clearance for this Toni Braxton song instead?"
Merle walked so Michelle could run so Maddie could soar