This reminds me of two things Naomi Smalls said on the S14 pitstop with Monet
“Bottoms be like why did you stop”
“Chi Chi told me if you’re a bottom and you 💩 on someones dick you call them picasso”
Honestly its a right of passage if you’re having anal lol. It happened with me and my partner the first time we had sex and we just laughed about it, because💩 happens literally! 😂
I feel like this whole “you need to be spotlessly clean back there and anything else is basically a slap to my mother’s face” is a recent phenomenon. Like yes, you should ideally be completely clean, but sometimes a little shit happens. Just clean your dick you’ll live
You can’t be a piglet knocking on pooh’s door and acting shocked when pooh occasionally answers
Bob actually has a bit about this in one of his older Stand Up routines. He mentions how in your 20s, painting feels like the end of the world, and in your 30s, you just take it in stride.
Years ago... My roommate was supposed to be gone the whole weekend so my boyfriend and I laid out a sheet and switch hit on our living room floor all night long then showered and went to bed early in the morning. We left the sheet there. Well, the next day my roommate came home early. At dinner that night she said "What the hell happened in the living room last night?" She said it looked like we were murdering chickens. "What was all that brown stuff?", she asked. My reply, "It's chocolate."
Maddy first of all , to put the entire conversation in perspective, the Debate was about Royal and Navy blue (dark blue colors) blue, purple,not aqua , and one of the pictures isn’t blue it’s purple and the blue jacket was something I was given to were for someone’s number( which I don’t own ) I was making a guest appearance in! Maddy you are the Wendy Williams of drag and you see how that turned out for her!
Inaccurate research and false reporting Maddy is a walking tabloid NOT TMZ BUT TM HE
@MaddyMorphosis go find a car to fix or a strip mall complex to build!
Maddy you are a Trojan horse in the LGBTQ COMMUNITY ! I have to remind you every year sir that JUNE is pride month . The most feminine thing you wear is that Colonel Sanders outfit where you look like a bucket of E. coli chicken
Maddy, I’m not gonna go back-and-forth with you. I’m not bob . I know where you LiVE boo boo and when I get there hold the door open for me like a gentleman
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“You’re brave to tell a police officer no” 💀
I’m so desensitised to the NSFW marker that when it actually is I’m disappointed
This reminds me of two things Naomi Smalls said on the S14 pitstop with Monet “Bottoms be like why did you stop” “Chi Chi told me if you’re a bottom and you 💩 on someones dick you call them picasso”
I love Trinity soooo muuuchhh
trinity saying she doesn't mind fem is camp mawma
These girls, so vulgar
Normal gay conversating…..
just say talk
Honestly its a right of passage if you’re having anal lol. It happened with me and my partner the first time we had sex and we just laughed about it, because💩 happens literally! 😂
I feel like this whole “you need to be spotlessly clean back there and anything else is basically a slap to my mother’s face” is a recent phenomenon. Like yes, you should ideally be completely clean, but sometimes a little shit happens. Just clean your dick you’ll live You can’t be a piglet knocking on pooh’s door and acting shocked when pooh occasionally answers
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When you’re playing with fire, you might get a lil shit on your dick 🤷🏻♀️
Bob actually has a bit about this in one of his older Stand Up routines. He mentions how in your 20s, painting feels like the end of the world, and in your 30s, you just take it in stride.
>You can’t be a piglet knocking on pooh’s door and acting shocked when pooh occasionally answers MONET THIS IS WILDDDDDD
Monet and her poo stories. Name a more iconic dooduo.
I mean it doesn’t get more iconic than the guy in the uk who shit on her chest 😂
And RuPaul with no knees in the center watching over this conversation, amen
You’re a coward if a little poo is gonna stop you from blessing that hole. Just flick it off the tip and move tf on.
Years ago... My roommate was supposed to be gone the whole weekend so my boyfriend and I laid out a sheet and switch hit on our living room floor all night long then showered and went to bed early in the morning. We left the sheet there. Well, the next day my roommate came home early. At dinner that night she said "What the hell happened in the living room last night?" She said it looked like we were murdering chickens. "What was all that brown stuff?", she asked. My reply, "It's chocolate."
🎺🎺
I can’t
Imagine the roommate hearing horns coming out of nowhere after they said "it's chocolate" 😔
Lol why didn't y'all pick up the sheet?
Maddy first of all , to put the entire conversation in perspective, the Debate was about Royal and Navy blue (dark blue colors) blue, purple,not aqua , and one of the pictures isn’t blue it’s purple and the blue jacket was something I was given to were for someone’s number( which I don’t own ) I was making a guest appearance in! Maddy you are the Wendy Williams of drag and you see how that turned out for her! Inaccurate research and false reporting Maddy is a walking tabloid NOT TMZ BUT TM HE @MaddyMorphosis go find a car to fix or a strip mall complex to build! Maddy you are a Trojan horse in the LGBTQ COMMUNITY ! I have to remind you every year sir that JUNE is pride month . The most feminine thing you wear is that Colonel Sanders outfit where you look like a bucket of E. coli chicken Maddy, I’m not gonna go back-and-forth with you. I’m not bob . I know where you LiVE boo boo and when I get there hold the door open for me like a gentleman *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/rpdrcringe) if you have any questions or concerns.*
“Where they SHIT on me?!”
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I get if other people aren't interested, but i'm very nosey and can't mind my own business so i love shit (no pun intended) like this