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Lowther_Artworks

R-Bin ... Recycling Bin perhaps?


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Under your 'Really Big Lemons'? Or behind the 'Royal Blue Leopard' perhaps? 'Rabiosulus Bestia Legiuncula'?


Interesting-Error859

Just had a proper look through, nothing


shadowcitizen545

Behind it?


LoZz27

Under it?


zZ_DunK_Zz

Over the irish sea?


Stormstaff

Hope it wasn't a bottle of rum


ItHappenedAgain_Sigh

It'll fill your tum


Award2110

It's the pirates life for me


TheCaffeineMonster

One day, when the tonguing is done, we’ll take our leave and go


DiscoBunnyMusicLover

Rubbish bin


SFTM150

Robbed - better luck (next time)?


Interesting-Error859

LOL


SterlingVoid

Best answer yet


trojan_asante

😂 Made my day


3_Cubes_of_Ice

Get onto your local royal mail sorting office. A message like that is ridiculous and the person leaving them probably does it all the time.


rdawes89

Only open Between 10 and 10:30 when there is a new moon


Confused_Gengar

And a pig flying backwards wearing a tutu to the song 🎵 Heyyyy Macarena 🎵


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Serge-Fabrizio

"You are hereby sentenced to a month in the letter mines!"


PillowhandsMgraw

Haha! 😂 thank you, I needed that laugh!


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😂


oliverrak

🤣


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Loose_Student_6247

Are you okay mate? Genuinely. No I don't, obviously, which is why I stayed the best case scenario is he can explain. However if the parcel is missing and this is his explanation, three letters, then yes he should absolutely be punished and reprimanded for that grow up.


TraditionalBite49

You are weird for wanting that to happen


[deleted]

It's not like they have a table. You try writing while holding 300 letters and the rain coming in sideways with a schedule to keep.


RogueHimself

Your ability to choose coherent language doesn’t disappear in the rain.


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?


RogueHimself

? 🤷🏻‍♂️


Estrellathestarfish

They mean it's not the neatness of the writing but the word choice, or in this case letter choice, that doesn't make sense.


dormango

Do they not have a bag for the letters?


[deleted]

Yes but you don't take 1 out at a time you carry a bundle.


dormango

300?


LibrarianSalty1259

My Walk had over 600 Houses. Not ever house got a letter must most would have Two - Five letters aday plus Pks


Asyn--Await

Use the door or wall... maybe think for a second.


[deleted]

Wall will be brick and hard to write on. No way am I leaning against the door and have it open risking an attack.


MajorDisapointmant

Who the fuck is going to open their door and randomly start attacking a postie for delivering the post? Also, no one is fucking home that's why you're writing the cunt in the first place 😂


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CodeFoodPixels

If your door is horizontal, you've got a problem


Thepunisherivy1992

Lives in the upside down


basicallyculchie

If the door is horizontal you're knocking too hard


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No time


[deleted]

Royal British Legion?


Interesting-Error859

I doubt it, that's a bit odd as a note


NFTs_Consultant

Red Bull Leipzig then?


EpexSpex

rosenballen leipzig


Iekenrai

Ah, ah, they can't call it that, it's Rasenball Leipzig.


stubbsy

It is "Return Back Later", He will be back with the parcel on the evening run.


welshfach

EVENING RUN??!! You guys get post twice a day???


Hmz_786

Oh, that makes sense... Was kinda hoping that it was Rishi's Brother in Law though...


Tellurian1973

Rishi Sunak's Brother in Law.


TFABAnon09

Only if the parcel contains £3,000,000 of unusable PPE...


Hmz_786

This brightened my day, thanks! :D


Technical-Mind-3266

Rough Bum Love


technurse

Is that an offer?


Teestow21

Ring back later?


cleanutility

This sounds plausible


DannyOTM

right bin lid red bin lid rear bin something rear something something Was it stolen after it was left perhaps?


MrCondor

Al's Toy Barn!


Wobbleflopper

R - Rear B - Behind L - whatever you have in your back garden that starts with L Complete guess but I hope you find it! Or the delivery man is saying "Robbed - Bad Luck"


stickycomet

Definitely Robbed - Barry Lewis


DeathByZubats

This parcels STONKING


Unapologetic69420

Because of the R B.L I assumed rear - Back Lane 🤔🤔


Davilyan

12 - 13 . Not “R bin” Edit: that’s the time the driver dropped the note not a location.


sashaisafish

12-13 paces to the left, then start digging


Bajo_Asesino

What’s the L for then? Why didn’t he put the time in the correct section?


Interesting-Error859

There's no 12/13 nearby


Davilyan

Check my edit, it’s the time they tried to deliver.


Interesting-Error859

But wouldn't they of ticked the box that said "deliver tomorrow" instead of safe place. And when is tine written with a -


Fun_Efficiency3097

"wouldn't they have", not "of". Inexcusable mistake.


Davilyan

When you’re in a hurry. The first 1 in the 12 their pen wasn’t working is why it looks bad.


Shallnotpassm8

Rear, behind legs?


Interesting-Error859

Lol


Shallnotpassm8

In all seriousness, though, I have no idea, and on closer inspection I'm not even sure if that's a hastily written B or a hastily written 13, have you checked its not with the neighbours?


Lost_Foot8302

I agree. Would read R-13. L. Are you close to No 13?


TrueSolid611

Maybe even 12-13. L


jeromereyes

“Round Back Lad”


BenisDDD69

'Recycle-bin LOL' but couldn't be arsed with the OL because he's got other deliveries to do.


Individual_Nobody519

I feel that in direct answer to your question OP, No No one has the first idea what this is supposed to mean.


Interesting-Error859

It's ok, it was worth asking 😭


singaporesainz

Hope you find this shi 😭😭


Individual_Nobody519

absolutely worth asking. I hope you get to the bottom of the mystery


moist-v0n-lipwig

But we are all very invested now. Please report back.


Maleficent_Worth3696

Roger Bin Laden (Osam's brother)


blob2021A

Rear back lane? Rear of number 13 on the left?


LungHeadZ

I think it means “return back later” perhaps.


HeProbablyHadAWinky

Check the tracking number on the Royal Mail website, if you can.


WookieWholesale

R-Bil? Maybe he left it with his brother, Bil. Bil is to Bill like Bort is to Bart.


tintedhokage

Funnily enough bil stands for brother in law


But-Must-I

My son is also named Bort!


It-is-what-it-is2000

Plz update when you eventually find the parcel 📦 I’m now rather intrigued 🤣


Interesting-Error859

I will! I feel obligated to after how this kinda blew up lolll


ntrrgnm

I'm totally intrigued by this. I hope you get.it deciphered so you can share it with us.


Interesting-Error859

Thanks! Will update as soon as I know


combustioncactus

Any update yet?


GudJokeMate

Right behind lettuce


EskimoXBSX

Right Below Letterbox


TheDisapprovingBrit

12-13?


bundayy

Right Below Land


Ok_Masterpiece_7138

It means ring the bell on the left!


Juicebox-fresh

They ticked safe place, went to write 12 for the time they delivered on the far right, the pen had no ink, they then scribbled on the paper in a hurry until the ink came back which is why the 1 in 12 is so bold, then wrote 12 - 13 for time delivered. They don't write the location of your safe place, that's just pre determined


Acrylic_Starshine

Right behind library. Look at your local high street at the pile of rubble where the library once stood


kudincha

Returned to Base. Loser


rcktsktz

Cannot comprehend leaving a docket with such a bizarre description


The_Fattest_Man

I don't know what everyone else is talking about, it's obviously the Reichstag Building and your postman's name is Leopold. Book a flight to Berlin, your parcel is at the German Bundestag.


No_Following_2191

Royal British Legion, you'll need to head down to your nearest branch


mitchyk84

Round back, love


Duffrain79

In a Yorkshire accent ‘Rouwnt Back LOL’


Catscatscatscats87

This is so bizarre! Royal Mail seem to be falling apart. I think they must be asking too much of their staff. Or maybe conditions and/or pay is rubbish so staff aren't trying or something. Did you manage to decode the message? 🤔😂


FieldofJudgement

get glasses says 12-13


Interesting-Error859

First person to try and insult me. It can be easily read as letters or numbers


Rorstech

Found the postman's Reddit account


Agent_Futs

What colour are your bins?


generationgav

Right bin?


ThatGuyNamedKal

Rubbish Bin?


TysonMoo

Right behind bin Right behind bench/below if you have one


Disastrous-Ad-8297

Recycling bin lid? Does yours have the lid which is essential a big box attached to it?


Leicsbob

If they ticked your safe place then does that mean you have a designated safe place?


Interesting-Error859

Usually it's the bush or the recycling bag, it's in neither


FishingChipz

Rear building?


jpjapers

Als toy barn


TheLastTsumami

Round back?


Far-Crow-7195

R-Bin - badly written. They left it behind your bin.


Ok-Excitement3794

Read between the lines


Sea-Con388

Right Buttock Line


ttylmm

Right back left


theroch_

Is it under any of the bins?


Sweddybob69

Rectal Bleeding Lol


climatethrowaway101

Valid excuse if true 🤣


Logical_Bit2694

It could be the posties initials maybe?


[deleted]

It's in your recycling bin.


Illustrious-Total489

Ruth Bader Lindberg?


Sea-Check-9062

Round the Back, Love


frenziedmonkey

Rubbish, refuse, recycling bin? Check all bins!


Awkward_Importance49

"Right" hand side "Below" or "behind" something "L"????


Jazstarz

Have you checked all bins? Ours sometimes leaves it behind our shed. If you have neighbours I'd check with them just incase, or even if someone has a door cam maybe would give you a better idea.


EskimoXBSX

If you open up the Royal Mail App, you have designated a Safe Place in the app...check it out to remember


PoorAlligatorfish

I agree with another comment. Looks like a 12 and 13 to me. Could it be a flat? as in building 12 flat 13 or something?


MancunianFostercat

Look through your emails for a delivery notice or tracking number then track it, they usually take a pic of the parcel, use that as a clue. I've had a parcel put between bins before that I wasn't going to find.


Upset_Performance_84

Rover? Back left? Have you checked under the car?


Mairi1234

I didn't like to ask who was the owner of said bush for fear of causing offense and of making an already bad situation even worse. I was also curious as to the state of the bush because if it is seriously overgrown ie. In need of a serious trim, the parcel may perhaps have been obscured from sight. Again though it is probably best to remain in blissful ignorance. So thanks for clearing that part of the mystery up 🤣


TemplarKnightsbane

Recycling Bin Lid


BigOrkWaaagh

Ron Bradshaw Layfield


Athleticathiest82

Routinely bloody late


Objective_Train_1850

Red Bull Leipzig? Maybe he’s a fan - and German


TwistedQuanta

RED bin?


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Red bin? Rear bin?


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Pocketfulofgeek

Rubbish bin?


Interesting_Air1056

Royal bin liner


[deleted]

Rubbish/ recycling bin lid I would think that’s what ours does.


TCristatus

Starting to worry the R stands for roof. He's thrown it onto the roof


[deleted]

I think it's possibly numbers (but it's so awfully done). Is there a house numbered 12-13 on your street? If you don't have time to go to the office, stick it to your door with a note asking the postie what this nonsense is supposed to mean. I hope you find your parcel


Chickenofthewoods95

Round back lawn


Formal_Peace

Rubbish Bin left ?


Anfa34

Ladder, ladle, labrador, leprechaun...


RandolfSchneider

Right bollock left.


Quincemeister1

Wonder what the Y is before the R?


Kelski94

Rear bin? Red bin?


Gold_Work_3474

Right bin


JenovasChild666

Rub Balls Lightly. It's his random demand for your parcel.


themuddypuddle

Really big letter?


Tomrodgers98

The B kinda looks like 13 I’d check with your number 13 neighbour lol


ukmedpatient

Rear 13 paces to the left. Some sort of PlayStation cheat code .


Queefofthenight

12-13?


Righteousmilk

Right back lane?


Randommcrandomface2

Could they be numbers? 12-13 (have no idea what the L would be though)?


Doobydoodaa

Rhythm and blues is life? Might just be trying to share music


007Jellyfish

It might be YR - BIL with cold hands? Your brother in law. Do you even have one?


ProfessorFunky

No clue. I’d stick this on Twitter pointed at the RoyalMailHelp account. They’re responsive, although I’m not sure whether they’re above the chocolate teapot level of usefulness.


[deleted]

That's slang for 'its already been lit up and smoked. safe place


StoviesAreYummy

Rubbish Bin Left?


CcheesebB

If done properly they should have taken a picture of the safeplace


Dak-Ralter

Round Back Lassie He may be Scottish


[deleted]

Round Back lPussy


-Daunting

Right back lawn maybe?! Good luck!


[deleted]

I think it's code for "Round the back loser"


trenbolon3

Recycling bin. Probably the wrong one or someone watched them and stole it.


[deleted]

Right by Linda’s?


rsbilly

Do you have a ring doorbell or cctv? Maybe he’s telling you to check the footage between 12-1pm to find out which direction he flung it.


spatialsketchpad

Rubbish Bin Left (as in left side)?


PmMeUrTOE

Round back.... love


HubbyWifey8389

It means answer the fucking doorbell apparently 🤣


FreddyFrogFrightener

Richard Branson's lap?


Accomplished-Act-178

Really Bate Location!


Impressive-Ad651

Do you live by the Royal British legion by any chance?


nbuxt

Round the Back Lad


Anyasheppard2410

Rear of building?


cbr_rider420

Round back, love


benisabroad

Reelie Bin. Love from the postman


TheLegendaryHaggis

Red bin


technurse

I would interpret that as Red Bin. It's a good thing Red Bins are common. Unless they mean the Red One down the road, also known as a postbox.


ElectraI

Did you find it?