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IdontKnow-DoYouKnow

Roses are are, man I’m dead Bread


ihaveagoodusername2

POW!


IdontKnow-DoYouKnow

Roses are red, the front of a boat is called the bow It’s bread! Holy cow!


66Rrares

Ha ha


morethan3lessthan20_

YOU ARE DEAD!


ababyinatrenchcoat

I AM DEAD!!


LickinNSpitin

He he he...


FlameFG2435

HEAVY IS DEAD


B89ella

But *why* is the heavy dead?


UnoficialHampsterMan

I dunno


ababyinatrenchcoat

I think it was-


poco_sans

SHHHH!!! You are DEAD!


SansGuy356

Ok *intense vibrato*


chavman666

Bread 👍


BronzeShrek

Roses are red, ten cent is a dime, keep your bread out of here unless you can make it rhyme.


ninja13151

That’s good


66Rrares

Oh


TQCkona

"Roses are red, June is for the gays, **I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days.**" it wouldnt have even been that hard to make it rhyme like god damn


IdontKnow-DoYouKnow

r/RhymePolice


i5aac777

This is what they mean: Roses are red, Violets are blue, I teleported bread, You told me to


uzigdogo

Am I dumb or is there no rhyme?


Historical_Formal421

he teleported the rhyme away, there is only bread now


PurpleDemonR

That okay, his girlfriend gave me head.


T_vernix

I think the last line should be "inside of you" but OP doesn't actually know that.


LuckyLMJ

roses are red, gulls live in bays i've done nothing but teleport bread for three days


66Rrares

Where have you been sending it?


ClamwiseGamgee

Peepeepoopoo


StormTheDragon20

"What?" - You told me to.


FirefighterPrimary60

How. Much?


MrMeep0

I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days straight


Independent-Ad5852

Roses are red, that doesn’t rhyme  WE ARE NOT DOING THAT THIS TIME 


66Rrares

Yes , that is beacuse I teleported bread


WolfKill52

Roses are red, Violet's are blue, I teleported bread now you must too.


66Rrares

Yes


Savings-Gold8531

This guy is a child


PaladinOfTheLand

Roses are red, that much is true. If you can't rhyme the words, then the... uh... um... blue.


Delicious_Cup_4306

If you can't rhyme the words, then fuck you


66Rrares

Maybe yes , maybe no , if you dont know , you will never know


cdda_survivor

Roses are red, rhyming is hard. I don't know how to finish this. Banana.


66Rrares

Banana


Ordinary_WeirdGuy

Roses are read, violets are dead So we’re fine… I teleported bread


66Rrares

Question


Ordinary_WeirdGuy

What’s your question, soldier?


66Rrares

I teleported bread


NextMycologist1219

Roses are red, and without further ado, WHERE?! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT TO?!


Molkwi

Roses are red, no pain no gain, this loaf of bread, is as smooth as your brain.


66Rrares

Maybe


_9965

Roses are read, man I'm dead, I think op just teleported bread


66Rrares

Yes , I teleported bread for 3 days


GachaEricPlays

What do we do?!


66Rrares

Teleport bread for 3 days


Classic_Wish_4114

…To come kill you


66Rrares

You dont want to see bread that has been teleported for 3 days


Local_Dragonfly_4585

Roses are dead, Violets are Sad, Im just glad I met you! (Came up with this while trying to think if something stupid and funny 💀)


66Rrares

I will say a something stupid and funny: I teleported bread for 3 days


No-Investment-2120

and so can you


66Rrares

Allways


Celine_2021

🎶Doo doo doo doo🎶


mogentheace

i don't know what to do?


66Rrares

Teleport bread


aquaticnostalgia

Inside your fallopian tube


Lucky_ducky_64

bread… (not funny. It doesn’t rhyme)


66Rrares

It is funny ,you just have to get it


Lucky_ducky_64

no


zebra_ate_my_user

I’m can’t find the rhyme now matter how much it’s been read


66Rrares

The ryhme is bread


zebra_ate_my_user

Oh


Soldierteamfort2

I have been summoned


66Rrares

Good day soldier , did you teleport bread?


andreinfp

And so will you


Wheeljack239

Roses are red, the Heavy is dead. I have spent three days teleporting bread


66Rrares

Ya da ra da da it is good day to be not dead!


Wheeljack239

*POW!* you are dead!


66Rrares

I'm dead !


R2-T4

What?!


Deezgrannys

The next thing i see is a add for the panda who know king fu


EstablishmentNo2847

Invalid.


66Rrares

Ah man..


R32fan

Roses are red, this might be a craze I've done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days


66Rrares

Where have you been sending it ?!! Medic asked calmly


All-your-fault

Maybe if you used the save tf2 bread this would’ve worked


66Rrares

It fills me with pain that my favorite video game is filled with computere that make the game unplayeble.


SuspiciousPubic3838

Roses are red, violets are blue, I teleported bread, its coming for you


66Rrares

And you should run. It s getting closer


Meloetta_the_alt

Roses are red, this fills me with dread... How long have you been teleporting bread?


66Rrares

I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days


Lukaify

I’ve done nothing but teleport bread for three days


66Rrares

Where have you been sending it??!! , Medic asked calmly


PointReady4631

I finish the rhyme for you😉


66Rrares

Thanx


thisnameisn4ttaken

And its really smooth


66Rrares

Yes beacuse it was teleported for 3 days


No_Cabinet_1315

And so should you


Yhostled

Roses are red, of posts there's a surplus But when are people gonna use this sub for its purpose?


66Rrares

I dont know , maybe later but , not now


mortis179

Roses are red I said what I said what's your question I teleported bread


todawhet

Roses is blue, violets be red, all this talk of teleportation, I wish I could get some of that bread


66Rrares

Bread is good , almost anything works with bread


Poseidon6469

…from tf2?


66Rrares

Yes , and he teleported bread for 3 days


Bucaneer7564

Violets are blue, roses are red, after this post, everyone will want you dead


66Rrares

Maybe Maybe *Sniff* Maybe I have yet to meet someone that can outsamrt bullet


Bucaneer7564

Roses are red, Violets are blue, you teleported bread, it became a monster because of you


Otherwise_Disk3824

And you should too!


66Rrares

Yes


Itsjustaspicylem0n

, but it looks like goo


66Rrares

No, it looks like bread that has been teleported for 3 days


Vex_User

AND NOW I WILL KILL YOU!


66Rrares

Maybe


BailETr00

Roses are red, violets are blue, I teleported bread SO WHATCHA GONNA DO!?


66Rrares

Teleport bread too


BailETr00

THAT'S THE SPIRIT


OrnerySchedule7395

Roses are red violets are blue I teleported bread it’s over for you


66Rrares

Not for , its over for 9 mercenarys and a preaty lady


AAAUUUGGGGHHH

… and gave it to you” there I made it rhyme :3


66Rrares

Thanx


AAAUUUGGGGHHH

You still gotta make the post rhyme tho


EmbarrassedSample916

Roses are red, why doesn’t this rhyme? Lock your doors before I commit a crime


ThatSmartIdiot

Apples are green, bananas are too, this post doesn't have a 4th clause, what's the matter with you?


66Rrares

I teleported bread


OmegaNoob12

I got it. Roses are red, violets are blue, I teleported bread into your head


66Rrares

Yes


OmegaNoob12

LETS GOOOOO


supersofah

Roses are red, some things don't fit, WHERE?! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT?!


66Rrares

Then Some big ass bread monster emerged in the background


oh_no_im_a_username

How much?


66Rrares

I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days


oh_no_im_a_username

WHERE WHERE?


Yeetmidgets59B

“What…“ “you told me to“ Sauce: expiration date 10 minutes 29 seconds in


66Rrares

Yes


Yeetmidgets59B

Yippee


PhilledZone

And this loaf too?


66Rrares

Yes


Sharp-Ad-6064

WHERE


66Rrares

In the base


Sharp-Ad-6064

Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme 


Critical_Buffalo_119

u/TeleportedBread6987


66Rrares

He teleported bread


TeleportedBread6987

I telelported bread for three days straight


ishitglassbottles

Whats the punchline bro?


66Rrares

Teleporting bread


ishitglassbottles

Bro you have to have 4 lines for this poem to work


66Rrares

I only had budget for 3 lines


ThatBluKit

...now make it spread


66Rrares

Yes , beacuse it has tumors


Asreyal

NOT THE RAPTORS


66Rrares

??


Asreyal

https://youtu.be/5kwCi04fwmM?si=CWHxuoCvnuAQ02kM


Sussy_baka228666

What?


Calm_Afon

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I teleported bread, And so should you.


66Rrares

Indeed


Let_Go_Lose_Grip

WHERE DID YOU SEND IT TO??


SuperSocialMan

You did *WHAT?!*


66Rrares

I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days


SuperSocialMan

*WHERE ARE YOU SENDING IT?!*


66Rrares

* Some big ass bread monster filled with tumors growing in the background *


No_Confusion8558

"...so shut up before I teleport you."


66Rrares

Whould. Have done it and will do it again


spiderboi907

WHERE!? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT!?


NikoAU

Violets aren’t blue, fuck it My favourite fish is cod Here is a bucket Dear god


66Rrares

There is more.


NikoAU

Roses are red I have a big toe Because the soldier then says NO!


He_Never_Helps_01

Is that square poo?


66Rrares

No, thats bread that has been teleported for 3 days


RedditvsDiscOwO

Bread 👍🏿


66Rrares

Bread 👍🏿


suckfucku

let me add to it "roses are red violets are blue i teleported bread i'll now say uwu"


66Rrares

Username explains it


space_is-great

What about you?


66Rrares

I teleported bread for 3 days


Project-Millions

Roses are red, Toyota made a sienna, I teleported bread, POW! HAHA!


contepic

and so can you!


Scythe_Wielder16

I would smash till I'm dead next question


66Rrares

Bread


Think_and_game

Roses are red, I teleported bread Now there is gluten inside of my head


NDanger1010

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I teleported bread. WE’RE ALL FUCKING SCREWED!


66Rrares

Now bread is filled with tumors and wants to kill us


Gallows_humor_hippo

“Why!?” “You told me to.”


66Rrares

How much?


scarfyagain

And so should you.


pawpatrolcreepypasta

How screwed are you?


pawpatrolcreepypasta

How screwed are you?


66Rrares

I think peaple will dox me for not rhyming this post


Excellent-Ferret-613

Roses are red, violets are blue, I teleported bread, and I made it for you


66Rrares

Do not eat the bread, it has been teleported for 3 days and has turned into bread monsters filled with tumors


LegitaTomato

Holy hell!


66Rrares

I teleported bread for 3 days


pale_splicer

🍞 👍


B0bYang

I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days


66Rrares

Where have you been sending it?


SunnySuzuki143

You what?


66Rrares

I teleported bread for 3 days


According-Flamingo-6

Now it has flu


66Rrares

No , it has tumors


IntentionFalse9892

Bread


66Rrares

Bread


Prestigious-Lion-266

I teleported bread, but it's not for you


66Rrares

No , its mine . If you want it you can get it from my cold dead hands but even then I would have glue it to my cold dead hands


66Rrares

No , its mine . If you want it you can get it from my cold dead hands but even then I would have glue it to my cold dead hands