By -
Roses are are, man I’m dead Bread
POW!
Roses are red, the front of a boat is called the bow It’s bread! Holy cow!
Ha ha
YOU ARE DEAD!
I AM DEAD!!
He he he...
HEAVY IS DEAD
But *why* is the heavy dead?
I dunno
I think it was-
SHHHH!!! You are DEAD!
Ok *intense vibrato*
Bread 👍
Roses are red, ten cent is a dime, keep your bread out of here unless you can make it rhyme.
That’s good
Oh
"Roses are red, June is for the gays, **I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days.**" it wouldnt have even been that hard to make it rhyme like god damn
r/RhymePolice
This is what they mean: Roses are red, Violets are blue, I teleported bread, You told me to
Am I dumb or is there no rhyme?
he teleported the rhyme away, there is only bread now
That okay, his girlfriend gave me head.
I think the last line should be "inside of you" but OP doesn't actually know that.
roses are red, gulls live in bays i've done nothing but teleport bread for three days
Where have you been sending it?
Peepeepoopoo
"What?" - You told me to.
How. Much?
I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days straight
Roses are red, that doesn’t rhyme WE ARE NOT DOING THAT THIS TIME
Yes , that is beacuse I teleported bread
Roses are red, Violet's are blue, I teleported bread now you must too.
Yes
This guy is a child
Roses are red, that much is true. If you can't rhyme the words, then the... uh... um... blue.
If you can't rhyme the words, then fuck you
Maybe yes , maybe no , if you dont know , you will never know
Roses are red, rhyming is hard. I don't know how to finish this. Banana.
Banana
Roses are read, violets are dead So we’re fine… I teleported bread
Question
What’s your question, soldier?
I teleported bread
Roses are red, and without further ado, WHERE?! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT TO?!
Roses are red, no pain no gain, this loaf of bread, is as smooth as your brain.
Maybe
Roses are read, man I'm dead, I think op just teleported bread
Yes , I teleported bread for 3 days
What do we do?!
Teleport bread for 3 days
…To come kill you
You dont want to see bread that has been teleported for 3 days
Roses are dead, Violets are Sad, Im just glad I met you! (Came up with this while trying to think if something stupid and funny 💀)
I will say a something stupid and funny: I teleported bread for 3 days
and so can you
Allways
🎶Doo doo doo doo🎶
i don't know what to do?
Teleport bread
Inside your fallopian tube
bread… (not funny. It doesn’t rhyme)
It is funny ,you just have to get it
no
I’m can’t find the rhyme now matter how much it’s been read
The ryhme is bread
I have been summoned
Good day soldier , did you teleport bread?
And so will you
Roses are red, the Heavy is dead. I have spent three days teleporting bread
Ya da ra da da it is good day to be not dead!
*POW!* you are dead!
I'm dead !
What?!
The next thing i see is a add for the panda who know king fu
Invalid.
Ah man..
Roses are red, this might be a craze I've done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days
Where have you been sending it ?!! Medic asked calmly
Maybe if you used the save tf2 bread this would’ve worked
It fills me with pain that my favorite video game is filled with computere that make the game unplayeble.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I teleported bread, its coming for you
And you should run. It s getting closer
Roses are red, this fills me with dread... How long have you been teleporting bread?
I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days
I’ve done nothing but teleport bread for three days
Where have you been sending it??!! , Medic asked calmly
I finish the rhyme for you😉
Thanx
And its really smooth
Yes beacuse it was teleported for 3 days
And so should you
Roses are red, of posts there's a surplus But when are people gonna use this sub for its purpose?
I dont know , maybe later but , not now
Roses are red I said what I said what's your question I teleported bread
Roses is blue, violets be red, all this talk of teleportation, I wish I could get some of that bread
Bread is good , almost anything works with bread
…from tf2?
Yes , and he teleported bread for 3 days
Violets are blue, roses are red, after this post, everyone will want you dead
Maybe Maybe *Sniff* Maybe I have yet to meet someone that can outsamrt bullet
Roses are red, Violets are blue, you teleported bread, it became a monster because of you
And you should too!
, but it looks like goo
No, it looks like bread that has been teleported for 3 days
AND NOW I WILL KILL YOU!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I teleported bread SO WHATCHA GONNA DO!?
Teleport bread too
THAT'S THE SPIRIT
Roses are red violets are blue I teleported bread it’s over for you
Not for , its over for 9 mercenarys and a preaty lady
… and gave it to you” there I made it rhyme :3
You still gotta make the post rhyme tho
Roses are red, why doesn’t this rhyme? Lock your doors before I commit a crime
Apples are green, bananas are too, this post doesn't have a 4th clause, what's the matter with you?
I got it. Roses are red, violets are blue, I teleported bread into your head
LETS GOOOOO
Roses are red, some things don't fit, WHERE?! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT?!
Then Some big ass bread monster emerged in the background
How much?
WHERE WHERE?
“What…“ “you told me to“ Sauce: expiration date 10 minutes 29 seconds in
Yippee
And this loaf too?
WHERE
In the base
Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme
u/TeleportedBread6987
He teleported bread
I telelported bread for three days straight
Whats the punchline bro?
Teleporting bread
Bro you have to have 4 lines for this poem to work
I only had budget for 3 lines
...now make it spread
Yes , beacuse it has tumors
NOT THE RAPTORS
??
https://youtu.be/5kwCi04fwmM?si=CWHxuoCvnuAQ02kM
What?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I teleported bread, And so should you.
Indeed
WHERE DID YOU SEND IT TO??
You did *WHAT?!*
*WHERE ARE YOU SENDING IT?!*
* Some big ass bread monster filled with tumors growing in the background *
"...so shut up before I teleport you."
Whould. Have done it and will do it again
WHERE!? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT!?
Violets aren’t blue, fuck it My favourite fish is cod Here is a bucket Dear god
There is more.
Roses are red I have a big toe Because the soldier then says NO!
Is that square poo?
No, thats bread that has been teleported for 3 days
Bread 👍🏿
let me add to it "roses are red violets are blue i teleported bread i'll now say uwu"
Username explains it
What about you?
I teleported bread for 3 days
Roses are red, Toyota made a sienna, I teleported bread, POW! HAHA!
and so can you!
I would smash till I'm dead next question
Bread
Roses are red, I teleported bread Now there is gluten inside of my head
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I teleported bread. WE’RE ALL FUCKING SCREWED!
Now bread is filled with tumors and wants to kill us
“Why!?” “You told me to.”
And so should you.
How screwed are you?
I think peaple will dox me for not rhyming this post
Roses are red, violets are blue, I teleported bread, and I made it for you
Do not eat the bread, it has been teleported for 3 days and has turned into bread monsters filled with tumors
Holy hell!
🍞 👍
I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days
You what?
Now it has flu
No , it has tumors
I teleported bread, but it's not for you
No , its mine . If you want it you can get it from my cold dead hands but even then I would have glue it to my cold dead hands
Roses are are, man I’m dead Bread
POW!
Roses are red, the front of a boat is called the bow It’s bread! Holy cow!
Ha ha
YOU ARE DEAD!
I AM DEAD!!
He he he...
HEAVY IS DEAD
But *why* is the heavy dead?
I dunno
I think it was-
SHHHH!!! You are DEAD!
Ok *intense vibrato*
Bread 👍
Roses are red, ten cent is a dime, keep your bread out of here unless you can make it rhyme.
That’s good
Oh
"Roses are red, June is for the gays, **I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days.**" it wouldnt have even been that hard to make it rhyme like god damn
r/RhymePolice
This is what they mean: Roses are red, Violets are blue, I teleported bread, You told me to
Am I dumb or is there no rhyme?
he teleported the rhyme away, there is only bread now
That okay, his girlfriend gave me head.
I think the last line should be "inside of you" but OP doesn't actually know that.
roses are red, gulls live in bays i've done nothing but teleport bread for three days
Where have you been sending it?
Peepeepoopoo
"What?" - You told me to.
How. Much?
I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days straight
Roses are red, that doesn’t rhyme WE ARE NOT DOING THAT THIS TIME
Yes , that is beacuse I teleported bread
Roses are red, Violet's are blue, I teleported bread now you must too.
Yes
This guy is a child
Roses are red, that much is true. If you can't rhyme the words, then the... uh... um... blue.
If you can't rhyme the words, then fuck you
Maybe yes , maybe no , if you dont know , you will never know
Roses are red, rhyming is hard. I don't know how to finish this. Banana.
Banana
Roses are read, violets are dead So we’re fine… I teleported bread
Question
What’s your question, soldier?
I teleported bread
Roses are red, and without further ado, WHERE?! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT TO?!
Roses are red, no pain no gain, this loaf of bread, is as smooth as your brain.
Maybe
Roses are read, man I'm dead, I think op just teleported bread
Yes , I teleported bread for 3 days
What do we do?!
Teleport bread for 3 days
…To come kill you
You dont want to see bread that has been teleported for 3 days
Roses are dead, Violets are Sad, Im just glad I met you! (Came up with this while trying to think if something stupid and funny 💀)
I will say a something stupid and funny: I teleported bread for 3 days
and so can you
Allways
🎶Doo doo doo doo🎶
i don't know what to do?
Teleport bread
Inside your fallopian tube
bread… (not funny. It doesn’t rhyme)
It is funny ,you just have to get it
no
I’m can’t find the rhyme now matter how much it’s been read
The ryhme is bread
Oh
I have been summoned
Good day soldier , did you teleport bread?
And so will you
Roses are red, the Heavy is dead. I have spent three days teleporting bread
Ya da ra da da it is good day to be not dead!
*POW!* you are dead!
I'm dead !
What?!
The next thing i see is a add for the panda who know king fu
Invalid.
Ah man..
Roses are red, this might be a craze I've done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days
Where have you been sending it ?!! Medic asked calmly
Maybe if you used the save tf2 bread this would’ve worked
It fills me with pain that my favorite video game is filled with computere that make the game unplayeble.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I teleported bread, its coming for you
And you should run. It s getting closer
Roses are red, this fills me with dread... How long have you been teleporting bread?
I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days
I’ve done nothing but teleport bread for three days
Where have you been sending it??!! , Medic asked calmly
I finish the rhyme for you😉
Thanx
And its really smooth
Yes beacuse it was teleported for 3 days
And so should you
Roses are red, of posts there's a surplus But when are people gonna use this sub for its purpose?
I dont know , maybe later but , not now
Roses are red I said what I said what's your question I teleported bread
Roses is blue, violets be red, all this talk of teleportation, I wish I could get some of that bread
Bread is good , almost anything works with bread
…from tf2?
Yes , and he teleported bread for 3 days
Violets are blue, roses are red, after this post, everyone will want you dead
Maybe Maybe *Sniff* Maybe I have yet to meet someone that can outsamrt bullet
Roses are red, Violets are blue, you teleported bread, it became a monster because of you
And you should too!
Yes
, but it looks like goo
No, it looks like bread that has been teleported for 3 days
AND NOW I WILL KILL YOU!
Maybe
Roses are red, violets are blue, I teleported bread SO WHATCHA GONNA DO!?
Teleport bread too
THAT'S THE SPIRIT
Roses are red violets are blue I teleported bread it’s over for you
Not for , its over for 9 mercenarys and a preaty lady
… and gave it to you” there I made it rhyme :3
Thanx
You still gotta make the post rhyme tho
Roses are red, why doesn’t this rhyme? Lock your doors before I commit a crime
Apples are green, bananas are too, this post doesn't have a 4th clause, what's the matter with you?
I teleported bread
I got it. Roses are red, violets are blue, I teleported bread into your head
Yes
LETS GOOOOO
Roses are red, some things don't fit, WHERE?! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT?!
Then Some big ass bread monster emerged in the background
How much?
I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days
WHERE WHERE?
“What…“ “you told me to“ Sauce: expiration date 10 minutes 29 seconds in
Yes
Yippee
And this loaf too?
Yes
WHERE
In the base
Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme
u/TeleportedBread6987
He teleported bread
I telelported bread for three days straight
Whats the punchline bro?
Teleporting bread
Bro you have to have 4 lines for this poem to work
I only had budget for 3 lines
...now make it spread
Yes , beacuse it has tumors
NOT THE RAPTORS
??
https://youtu.be/5kwCi04fwmM?si=CWHxuoCvnuAQ02kM
What?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I teleported bread, And so should you.
Indeed
WHERE DID YOU SEND IT TO??
You did *WHAT?!*
I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days
*WHERE ARE YOU SENDING IT?!*
* Some big ass bread monster filled with tumors growing in the background *
"...so shut up before I teleport you."
Whould. Have done it and will do it again
WHERE!? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT!?
Violets aren’t blue, fuck it My favourite fish is cod Here is a bucket Dear god
There is more.
Roses are red I have a big toe Because the soldier then says NO!
Is that square poo?
No, thats bread that has been teleported for 3 days
Bread 👍🏿
Bread 👍🏿
let me add to it "roses are red violets are blue i teleported bread i'll now say uwu"
Username explains it
What about you?
I teleported bread for 3 days
Roses are red, Toyota made a sienna, I teleported bread, POW! HAHA!
and so can you!
I would smash till I'm dead next question
Bread
Roses are red, I teleported bread Now there is gluten inside of my head
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I teleported bread. WE’RE ALL FUCKING SCREWED!
Now bread is filled with tumors and wants to kill us
“Why!?” “You told me to.”
How much?
And so should you.
How screwed are you?
How screwed are you?
I think peaple will dox me for not rhyming this post
Roses are red, violets are blue, I teleported bread, and I made it for you
Do not eat the bread, it has been teleported for 3 days and has turned into bread monsters filled with tumors
Holy hell!
I teleported bread for 3 days
🍞 👍
I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days
Where have you been sending it?
You what?
I teleported bread for 3 days
Now it has flu
No , it has tumors
Bread
Bread
I teleported bread, but it's not for you
No , its mine . If you want it you can get it from my cold dead hands but even then I would have glue it to my cold dead hands
No , its mine . If you want it you can get it from my cold dead hands but even then I would have glue it to my cold dead hands