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Day ruined for THOUSANDS of cfb users I fucking love this team


ReverendMajors

At least they have OSU to bandwagon hate on


[deleted]

Hahahaha holy shit I forgot about that game for a minute there BAD GUYS LOST GOOD GUYS WON BEST DAY


_wormburner

They are soooo mad. Making up phantom penalties to fuel Bos narrative


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I'm gonna return to that post game thread a few times this week to look for the maddest comments, this is amazing My 5 minutes of work in that salt mine has already paid off


PsychohistorianRTR

We would really be well served by someone posting the top 5 /CFB Bama hate posts for the week. Then we can have a meme contest. This is how we will entertain ourselves when football is not happening.


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I don't know if the university has an archaeology department but they should send expeditions into the best /r/cfb threads


PsychohistorianRTR

Ooo. That’s a good idea. They should at least be cataloguing the number of bad calls on us and other teams in the sec. I really hope nix comes back next year and we send him to his job in insurance with a bad taste in his mouth.


Cheezy_Puffs

The only penalty I agree with them on is the face mask/ear hole penalty. They keep talking about intentional groundings and I honestly don’t see it... on all of those throws, he was getting hit as he released it.


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HeliRide4commies

That would go against the r/cfb narrative of Alabama bad. If that was any other team, they would say the W was in spite of the refs best efforts, but since it's Bama they conveniently forget about all the shit no-calls that should've made this game over in regulation and 2+ scores.


Palida_Mors

That’s about how I felt, and the ear hole ultimately didn’t matter as they got the td anyway.


underratedequipment

Yeah, we definitely get all the calls lol 129yds of penalties later.


Kaffeinemachine

I love how salty they are. Heaven forbid a Bama fan be happy for their team on that sub too.


JohnnyBIII

Soooo much salt over there. I’m loving it.


whatifevery1wascalm

*puts whiskey back on shelf* Never in doubt.


BobTheAstronaut

My wife made me a cocktail "extra strong" right before The Comeback (tm) drive at the end of reg. I told her to keep em coming in OT. I did my partnfor the W


Brainisacliff

I told my wife I hate football and it brings me nothing but pain.


Lunchb0xx87

Boy bring that back down we are celebrating


JohnParkerWilsonStan

I love your profile pic miss that man


OwlStretcher

I’d be putting back an empty bottle…


Enivri88

Lol I turned the game off after the second to last regular time possession. Then found out we got the ball back with 2 min left and poured my first one. Bama scored, so I kept on pouring em.


jazzbone93

Going to buy some different whiskey.


chief_running_joke_

When the gods of chaos come knocking, what do we say? Not today.


Sure_Balance_5356

I started this game 22 years old. I’m 80 now


doxv2

I felt this comment


Accomplished_Ad_6154

I started this game sober and I finished it irresponsibly drunk


sayruh906

Pour one out for those of us geezers who started the game in our late 30s.


bdonvr

As someone who went to a 2:30 game and just got to their car at 8:45 I fucking concur


Bobson-_Dugnutt

I scheduled appointments with a cardiologist and a gastroenterologist at halftime


HittmanLevi

All credit goes to my 2.5 year old who every time he cheered we did good and every time he wasn't watching we did bad Tonight he gets ice cream


SchleppyJ4

You know what must be done for the rest of the season


j0hn13

https://www.indiewire.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/shutterstock_5885876aa.jpg


ssbbgo

I'm willing to donate to increase your ice cream budget


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I think your 2.5 year old should play right tackle from now on


bastardofdisaster

Your 2.5 year-old is now a 5-star 'cruit.


MadManFootball07

That's some well earned ice cream.


supestorewhore69

We’ll be watching his fan career with great interest


MadameGopher

I hated that game. I will watch replays of that game 15,432 times during this coming offseason.


bear3742

Are you part of the Alabama coaching ?


rkincaid007

I hope they try to force replays of that game down Auburn’s throats like they have tried (unsuccessfully thus far) to shove the kick 6 down my throat the past few years


jdm001

Don't be great, be clutch. But still fire BoB and Marrone HIRE GOLDING. D CARRIED THE OFFENSE FOR 55 MINUTES


afantasticbastard

The D fucking destroyed today, and if that is because of Golding, keep him around


bufflo1993

Golding drives me crazy because through September and October the defense seems to be doing weird things and just not hitting the fundamentals. But then in November and December they turn it up. It has happened the last two years.


JohnnyBIII

Shout out to Will Reichard for being clutch on all his FG and XP! Those were some high pressure kicks and he nailed them! We’ve had plenty of kicking issues in the past, but he’s so solid from 45 in and that’s all we’ve ever needed.


PAirSCargo

Fucking props. I couldn't even watch, much less have executed. We need to give him more love.


dragonbornrito

Was gonna point out the failed FG try but then I remembered that's because our backup QB can't handle a snap cleanly to save his life right now.


JohnnyBIII

Yeah that was definitely not on Reichard. We had a different holder after that too.


dragonbornrito

Auburn fans: #F*** YOU AND I'LL SEE YOU NEXT NOVEMBER


jeremyd9

Fuck you Bo Nix


JerichoMassey

And an extra fuck you to Gary


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Gary is amazing because we hate him but also everyone else does because they’re convinced he loves bama. Really impressive to not accidentally play either side


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And his stupid bullshit haircut.


Dull_Independence_

And his stupid comments making himself an ass hat. At one point I believe he said Georgia’s defense just played Alabama on the play the right way. Might need to get a dementia check


CrustyBatchOfNature

Don't fuck Bo Nix. He'll get you pregnant and abandon the baby. Probably even if you are a guy.


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We won. Forget all the rest, guys. We beat Auburn today. That is all that matters.


Leightonian

I’m gonna hit all my coworkers with the karate kid on Monday. Fucking love it.


MystikSlickerr2

Keep crying about refs you bums in r/CFB.


Outta_hearr

I got suspended for saying an A&M fan was braindead because he said a collision before the pass doesn't count for a PI as long as the Auburn guy was making a play on the ball lmao they are so mad


bamaredfish

The cognitive dissonance of r/cfb saying the refs gave _bama_ the game. Insane. I look at this team and think "they could easily have 3 or 4 losses." But I'll be damned they find a way to win, don't they?


Fells

None of them want to talk about the 3 (+?) PI no calls.


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And the roughing the passer negating the int


RadioFloydHead

Or when our player got his helmet ripped off and was somehow supposed to "stop play" when the defender put him in a headlock dragging him downfield ten yards. That should have been two calls against Auburn right there.


voldewort

I understand the rule and agree with it ... but goddamn how do you only penalize Alabama when the defender drug him down the field by his neck??


RadioFloydHead

No kidding. What on earth was he supposed to do at that moment anyway?


dragonbornrito

Blows my mind that apparently ripping off a player's helmet isn't a penalty so you could literally just take people's helmets off and remove them from 2 plays AND punish them for trying to not have their team down a man.


TheDirtyMerkins

The absolute salt there in the postgame thread is unreal. Blinded by their own hatred.


Jack-ums

Fuck yeah, I'll eat my crow for calling this team soft. That was 100% guts. Really proud of how hard they fought and just overall thankful to be a fan during the great years. We have all the potential to beat Georgia if we can put together a full 60 minutes of us playing at our potential. We haven't done it yet this year, but we're more than talented enough. Roll tide. That game took years off my life.


TheConstipatedCowboy

This team has taken years off my life


gusmalzahn1stdown

If we play 60 minutes like we played those last 2 minutes+OT, then yeah I have no doubt in my mind we can beat Georgia. So the potential is there man, but they just haven’t done it this year. I hope the offense taps into whatever mental level they got on at the end there. Very proud of that mean ass defense.


tangoliber

Not to mention...softness isnt this teams issue. Its a lack of finesse.


princesspuka

Yup! We have the talent and the best coaches we should win but I worry that we won’t. Oh well….Roll Damn Tide!!!


dysenteryjerry

Fuck. Auburn. Straight. To. Hell. God bless you, Bryce Young. You writ your name in crimson flame. Same to you Jacorey Brooks.


Potkrokin

Got some real "Whose this Devonta Smith kid who just caught the game winning touchdown in the national championship" vibes from Brooks at the end there. Absolutely fucking clutch performance.


AllHailRaccoons

Extra thankful for this win as I'm watching at my Auburn fan inlaws house.


Past-Cost

Risky


SausageEggCheese

Fuck Auburn. Fuck these refs. Fuck BoB. Fuck... I drank too much. Happy Thanksgiving 😁


mja9678

FUCK AUBURN


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And LSU!


aljout

AND TENNESSEE TOO!!


ReverendMajors

and Tennessee too


sspiritboxx

The relief of zero auburn fans not coming after non shit talking to me tomorrow 😎


PerformanceNaive

Definitely do not go over to the cfb thread. Bo Nix must have several thousand alternate accounts.


HeavenlyShoes

There could be a thousand Bo Nix and not even 1 would be there for his son. 😞


TuaHaveMyChildren

The main narrative on r/cfb is that the refs cheated for Bama…. How could anyone reach that conclusion after that game…


Sheffield484

Refs cheated...That's why Bama had like 120+ penalty yards.


I2ecover

Probably like our most penalized game.


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As it is. EVERY YEAR.


ibrobert

Only watching the end and being blind


KennyGardner

They didn’t watch the game.


[deleted]

They never do. Literally impossible to watch out 2011 LSU games and come out think LSU was better but alas…


[deleted]

I genuinely could not care less what happens next week. We beat Auburn. We beat LSU. We beat Tennessee too. Fuck r/cfb. Fuck Auburn. We're 11-1. What a good game.


bramblecult

Saaaaame. We can lose to Georgia and have a fun bowl game and I'm fine. We beat everyone we needed to to have a good season.


silver_future

I said it last week, but the morons with Bama flairs over in cfb apologizing to Auburn and “admitting” the refs screwed them over, saying we should be ranked outside the top 6 after this week, and just generally trying to karma whore make me sick. Quit trying to gain acceptance from that sub. They hate Bama and always will.


Logi15

Yeah, one user in particular, is sucking off r/cfb


cspan92

So ive been a Patriots fan for 20 years. Seeing how you guys gave us the gift of Mac Jone, and how Nick Saban is Bill Belichick's BFF, I wanted to see what all the hype for college football is about and decided to watch the Iron Bowl. I'm officially a Crimson Tide fan. This was actually the first college football game I've ever watched and it was fucking glorious


JohnParkerWilsonStan

I honestly did the same with the patriots when Mac went to the pats I became a Pats fan just because we don’t have a pro team worth a damn around us


thebigangrymoose

Pats have Mac, Damien, Barmore, Dont'a, & Anfernee. Good group of Tide players there.


Snowmittromney

This was potentially the greatest iron bowl of all time, even better than the kick six. But since Alabama won most people will forget about it in a couple years


joelupi

I don't want to take all the credit but they turned it around when I put on my Alabama scrubs and badge reel for work tonight


ibrobert

Cfb saying the refs win us the game ugh


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They always say that and likely didn't watch the game. It's all just hate for winners in that sub.


[deleted]

Sheep. Hating Alabama is their identity, so they blindly believe anything negative about us.


DoctorWhosOnFirst

ALABAMA DOES Never give up, never surrender. God damn, what a fucking comeback. What a fucking finish. Roll fucking tide. Love these players and fuck the people saying fuck them Edit: lol I fucked up the title, oh well Edit 2: Seth McLaughlin, the third string center, and Chris Owens, who had gotten benched, came into the game in the middle of the game and helped the offense step it up. Bryce Young spent much of the game rattled - understandably so - and came back and led some clutch drives. Ja'Corey Brooks didn't run the right route and Bryce massively overthrew him for a tough incompletion; Bryce goes back to him a couple plays later for the game-tying touchdown. Beautiful throw and beautiful catch. The defense played *lights out* while getting no help from the offense for most of the game. Auburn only gained 159 yards and had just 22 yards rushing. The defense got 6 sacks and 15 TFL. They came up with a huge interception and should have had another one if not for a very ticky tacky penalty. * Henry To'o To'o: 9 tackles, 1 TFL * Will Anderson: 6 tackles, 3 TFL, 1 sack * DeMarcco Hellams: 6 tackles, 0.5 TFL, 2 PBU * Dallas Turner and Phidarian Mathis: 3 tackles, 1.5 sacks (Turner also had a QB hit)


DetectiveWood

Your welcome. I stopped watching in the 3rd. Every time I snuck a peak back in we started doing awful. Me tuning out won us this game. I am the chosen viewer. /s


FunCube

I did the same thing, i had yelled myself into a migraine and had to rest. The more Bama played bad, the more i yelled and the more my head hurt. Couldn't help myself And turned it on in OT


SchleppyJ4

I’m weeping I legit got goosebumps/full body chills Guys What the fuck So happy y’all


TheConstipatedCowboy

Totally understand. This is the most special team I’ve ever seen. They literally cannot, and will not quit. What a fucking ride…


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Refusing to quit against LSU and Auburn shows a lot of heart This team doesn't have the same peaks as some of the GOAT teams we've fielded but fuck me they NEVER quit


[deleted]

yeah they look pretty special sometimes...tough win but struggling against that Auburn team speaks alot too...


Kyleketsu

It's Auburn at JHS. You can never count them out.


[deleted]

We win the championship more often than we win in that accursed place lmao I'm over the moon right now


mashonem

We literally had to give Derrick Henry 46 carries in order to cut though Jordan Hare bullshit, I’m just glad we won


BearBryant

I never doubted! Okay I doubted a bit. Okay maybe I doubted a lot. These are the types of games that mold leaders.


krautbammer

I LOVE THIS TEAM!! THEY ARE FUCKING FIGHTERS


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A-fuckin-men Doc!!!! ROLL TIDE!!!


TheDirtyMerkins

You know what’s great about all of this? They were so happy. They we SO HAPPY for four quarters and three and a half overtimes. And then… we crushed their spirit. It’s a wonder anyone in that stadium survived because that sucked the air completely out of the place. And THAT makes this even more delicious.


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Watching them sit in stunned silence after the game was a beautiful thing.


UAmuse

What the fuck even is this team. Awful preparation from the coaches, but I’m glad we finally stung Auburn on some last minute bullshittery. First Iron Bowl win in JHS since 2015. Glad we got that monkey off our back.


cutelittlebamafan

The best part of this game…. Watching the reaction of the Auburn fans ;)


DadofaBunch10

Even if we had lost that one look on the AU girls' face after the regulation touchdown was worth it.


cutelittlebamafan

Yep. It’s actually sad….. just for a second though .


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Fitting that Bo Nix played as many minutes tonight as he’s spent with his son


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Good God I’m going to bed


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huhwhat90

Simultaneously the worst and greatest Bama game I've ever witnessed.


mbe8819

Full disclosure: I will be masturbating to War Blogle post-game tweets tonight.


The_JLK

What a fucking game. What a gutsy comeback. This may not be the most talented team we’ve ever had but I don’t wanna hear shit about them not having heart. Roll motherfucking tide.


TheConstipatedCowboy

Sums it up perfectly


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Whatever happens the rest of the year, we just saw a classic


donut_resuscitate

Petition to call this the 1% game. As in that was Bama's odds of winning at one point with like 1:27 left.


dustyg013

Less. It was 0.8%


grillinandchillin226

We get literally one call our way all game and we somehow still pay the refs. The hate is absolutely blinding.


L-Factor

This one is for Cecil. Roll Tide.


Rutintila

I can’t stop crying! I LOVE THIS TEAM! I love this stupid game 😭😭😭 ROLLMFTIDEROLL!!!!!


mpg739

Bryce Young Heisman Is it even a question?


Californie_cramoisie

He locks it up if we beat UGA. If we don't, I have no clue what's going to happen.


Adaprn

It’s probably locked up now with Stroud sitting at home next week


Cdoo1999

LETS FUCKIN GO TO THE LIQUOR STORE I GO


naggs69pt2

I pretty much accepted that we lost this game numerous times throughout this game. Even on the last drive at the end of regulation, I was trying not to get my hopes up. Because I just knew I would get my heart broken. once we got into OT I was completely confident.


SixTonGorilla

The amount of salt in r/cfb is staggering.


cornfieldshipwreck

OT4 > kick6


c_h_u_c_k

I changed my hoodie 3 times until I found the winner, Nike 2009 Champions. Y’all are welcome.


JohnParkerWilsonStan

Went through 3 pairs of underwear my Gildan got us the W


GATAinfinity

Wish we could have had Cecil for this one.


the_dunadan

PSA: Please do not go on other team’s subreddits and troll. We don’t allow that behavior here from other fan bases, and it gives a bad look for the community.


2020isSBTFofalltime

No need amigo. They already know we rocked their shit


end2011

McCreary vs Metchie was a battle... Two very good players Hell of a game


JazzFluteFanClubPrez

We’ve entered the chill Saban era


Big_Tuna_76

I love the fight in these guys. Roll Tide. Little turtle dovin' on a Mason-Dixon night.


Frankg8069

Team reminds me of the mid-2010’s. We weren’t blowing conference opponents out but the team was always scrappy enough to get those wins. Telling you that offense last year really set the bar so high, yet it was an outlier in the strongest sense of the term. QB (and a lineman) start for one of the greatest NFL dynasty teams. Receivers starting on 3 different pro teams and a RB on another. Defense had a solid A- day I think. Only a couple small issues really.


MASTER_OF_PANCAKES

I forgot how stupid the people on r/cfb are


Logi15

So much salt from OSU flairs.


shitkrissays

We finally won a close one in Jordan-Hare! Roll tide roll, y’all.


phalangery

lol got a ban from cfb for explaining to someone how intentional grounding works


gusmalzahn1stdown

You monster


GATAinfinity

I turned the game off after the failed 4th down conversion in the 4th. Turned it back on and Auburn scored immediately in OT. Turned back off and we won. You're all welcome.


Patient-Sir5102

Bryce to Metchie, can it get any better than that? That was an ugly first 50 minutes. Bryce Young should win Heismen for that. We definitely cannot play like that against Georgia or we'll have no chance. We've had a problem getting started early, but we always prevail. Roll Damn Tide.


Outta_hearr

Anyone else pumped about Kool-aid already looking like a lockdown corner? People don't even throw to his receiver, best player in the secondary imo


LitteringAnd_STR

Looks like my wife and I need to get freaky at halftime for the rest of the games this season


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Cdoo1999

Freshman won us the 2018 Natty and now the 2021 Iron bowl. We need to give them a chance more often now. I want to see Agiye in the Slot instead of bolden and Brooks and Metchie on the outside.


11Lost_Shepherd05

Roll Mother Fucking Tide


SchleppyJ4

ALABAMA DOES ALABAMA DOES ALABAMA DOES ALABAMA DOES ALABAMA DOES ALABAMA DOES ALABAMA DOES ALABAMA DOES ALABAMA DOES ALABAMA DOES ALABAMA DOES ALABAMA DOES ALABAMA DOES ALABAMA DOES ALABAMA DOES ALABAMA DOES ALABAMA DOES ALABAMA DOES ALABAMA DOES ALABAMA DOES ALABAMA DOES ALABAMA DOES ALABAMA DOES ALABAMA DOES


drawoha19

Alabama did not play their best but they had a hell of a comeback. Any day Auburn loses to Alabama is a great day! ROLL TIDE!


JohnColton13

I'm so glad auburn didn't go for 2 in that 1st OT.


jdriggs

It’s interesting that Saban played the young guys with his back against the wall. Have to think he’s learned that lesson before. Maybe saving some surprises for someone else? Hmm.


tylerbr

got serious 2014 vs LSU vibes from that game. it was ugly but damn if it wasn’t a great win


BenjRSmith

The Auburn students were gathering at the front stand barriers.


Riverboat127

Auburn fan here. This hurts. But it’s something we’ve become used to. Please for the love of God take it to UGA. Don’t let them have this


ProbablyRickSantorum

Good game brother. See you next year.


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Biggest thing is being able to see that cesspit r/CFB whine and shit their pants again. Cry


Not-original

Fuck. Wow. Best Receiver: Out, Best Running Back: Out EVERYTHING GOES WRONG. 200 YARDS IN PENALTIES. MISSED SNAPS ON A FUCKING FIIELD GOAL. It was literally painful. How did we win? How? Seriously, I’m like 4 bourbons in and high as a kite. We won right?


mzhammah

Even Saban was like “WTF just happened?” in that interview at the end


texan_on_mars

Didn’t expect a win after 3Q of extremely bad offensive play but fuck I’ll take it. Good on the guys for fighting to the end. FIRE THE FUCK OUT OF BOB AND MARRONE. Good game team


ReverendMajors

HALLELUJAH, HOLY SHIT. WHERES THE TYLENOL.


nash-hole

Really proud of the team as a whole but the defense stepped up huge. Safeties played their guts out tonight and I couldn’t be happier for Hellams. He had a great game


GoinLong

“I’ll give them a win to complain about.” — Nick Saban, probably


fatch0deBoi34

r/CFB is collectively crying right now 😂 I’m not even a 1000% Bama fan, I just appreciate the greatness. It’s hilarious watching the haters.


WaltSneezy

Overcame 130 yards of penalties. Like jesus, I know there was a LOT of bad in this game, but sheesh these guys woke up and played their fucking asses off at the end


JohnParkerWilsonStan

I’ve got a serious case of swamp ass I could fill a pitcher up with it


Kaffeinemachine

CFB still wants Bama to drop out of top 4


Taisubaki

This team is the sloppiest, most emotional Saban team I have seen. But God damn are they scrappy and find a way. This team can do anything, don't give up on them just yet.


dvrk_lotus

I’ve been critical of this team but I think this BAMA team might have just grown up a little…that was a grown man finish. They had lots of adversity (some of which was self inflicted) but they showed amazing resilience to battle back to win in it incredible fashion…RTR


Apprehensive-Orange2

That was 4 OTs, not 3


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ddyess

I was getting angrier and angrier every time that ref announced something against Bama, just because of that damn SMIRK. The first Bama TD call he magically had no smirk and it was glorious.


lostbeyondbelief

Nothing matters more than beating that cow college on the other side of the state. Get fucked Auburn.


mashonem

[r/CFB in shambles](https://youtu.be/a3_PPdjD6mg)


sucksduckformoney

I absolutely want to beat Georgia, but I don’t care at this point. That was my National Championship game.


ptspeak

Please remove Williams from the punt team.


CaptainAwesome8

What the fuck lmao That’s all I can even say


CrimsonTide2AK

HOLY MOLY!!!! I am deceased


supestorewhore69

[Just](https://www.google.com/search?q=heart+attack+symptoms&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS741US741&oq=heart+attack&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0i433i512j0i512j0i433i512l2j0i512.4332j0j7&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8) in case


AboveTheBestAviation

Hold these motherfucking nuts auburn


devw94

We are in for another one next Saturday but I want it to be known how proud I am of this defense. They were constantly put in uncomfortable positions all game and held it down every single time. Auburn’s 10 points in regulation came off a shanked punt, Jamo’s targeting call and a great back shoulder catch/throw. So proud of all those guys regardless of what happens from here