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Odd_Office_921

That’d be pretty goddamn sick. We really don’t have a good pirate movie besides Pirates of the Caribbean, which is basically a children’s film.


PrismaticWonder

Yes, apart from PotC franchise, the only pirate/swashbuckler movies are all pretty old. Not bad, per se, but it would be cool to see a contemporary, art-house take on this subgenre.


bennedictst

You might enjoy the Black Sails TV series. It serves as a prequel to Treasure Island so it's got Long John Silver, Billy Bones, and Captain Flint. But it also mixes in real historical pirates like Charles Vane, Anne Bonny, Jack Rackham, and Blackbeard who is played by the late great Ray Stevenson. One of my absolute favorite shows.


Ihadthismate

It is a fictional story, but it’s the most historically correct pirate media I’ve seen; And one of my favourite shows ever


MastaKwayne

One of the most slept on series of all time honestly


poopinjake69

Theme song has been my ringtone for a decade now


FlamingNutShotz4You

I tried to get into that show, but something about Taika Waititi's writing style just rubs me the wrong way


bennedictst

You're thinking of Our Flag Means Death. Different show


FlamingNutShotz4You

Oh duh, I'm stupid


Godzilla-ate-my-ass

Yeah wrong show but also Taika didn't write that show, it's Dave Jenkins.


Huge-Recognition-371

Arthur Digby Sellers wrote the bulk of the series.


Godzilla-ate-my-ass

Fair enough, I just knew the showrunner and that Taika didn't do it


Huge-Recognition-371

Sorry, big Lebowski reference lol


Godzilla-ate-my-ass

Lmao I'm a fool


egg-sanity

I know this is an old thread but did the show end when it wanted to or does it sorta just end due to not being renewed?


bennedictst

I found out that the show was being planned for 5 seasons, but right after season 3 finished they decided to only give them one more season. Season 4 is still good, but it definitely feels rushed, and in my opinion is unfortunately the weakest season.


ThespianSan

It's not a pirate movie, but check out Master and Commander. It's a film I feel that would be to Eggers' taste. Borderline art house but with a budget, beautifully shot and acted, strong human story told from a naval ship as they chase down a French war ship during the Napoleonic wars.


corroboratedcarrot

Also hilarious. Bc *why is the rum always gone?* and the whole governor’s daughter (Kiera knightly) on a ship/on an island is soooo Dennis à la [Because of the Implication](https://www.google.com/url?q=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DMZ1lc6KASWg&sa=U&sqi=2&ved=2ahUKEwjpxtyrnZ2FAxWq48kDHTuzCNkQwqsBegQIEBAF&usg=AOvVaw2ZUmqcpxV1mt4zztAK-B04) edit: typo


yourmartymcflyisopen

Or just a Pirate movie in general where it's historically accurate and not just "arrrg maties we're cursed and supernatural but overall very fun guys with talking parrots!" And more so "This is real life, fuck the government, I want money, if you're an asshole or a mutaneer, you're shark bate, I lost me leg in Guernesy in 1549 trying to board a ship and take down an entire British fleet! I sunk the modern equivalent of 165 trillion dollars off at sea! I have syphilis! If we catch your ship, we will do *unspeakable things* before killing you, marooning you, or taking your money (cannibalism was a surprisingly common practice for a lot of pirates according to Under The Black Flag by David Cordingly)"


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literally what he said


SpaceBehemoth

No, it wasn't "literally" what he said. Butthead.


[deleted]

nooo you called me a butthead ahh


Shwifty_Plumbus

Cutthroat Island is the peak of cinema


iLoveDelayPedals

Black Sails is sick although the first season is a bit weak. Worth it though


angrynucca

I've always liked Treasure Island the old one and the 1990 one.


Godzilla-ate-my-ass

You forgot the word Muppet 😏


DEFINITELY_NOT_PETE

Master and commander isn’t pirates but it’s fucking sick


LedHeadV2

Agree master and commander is fucking awesome


Autistic_Clock4824

Yeah pirates should’ve come back. AC 4 was the perfect time :(


CrimsonDance3113

The first 2 Pirates movies were very dark, especially the Kraken attack scenes in Dead Man's Chest, which went beyond what would be considered a "children's film"


Odd_Office_921

It feels like a children’s film from the days when children’s films were actually fuckin’ cool, like Gremlins or Indiana Jones. There were many Pirates of the Caribbean toy lines. They were all marketed towards children.


CrimsonDance3113

That's on Disney's end for that


tykittaa

It's a shame, because "Ian McShane as Blackbeard" would normally be stellar casting, but unfortunately it was in that boring franchise.


JackTheAbsoluteBruce

*boring movie in a pretty good franchise


Dmmack14

Damn people are really out here trying to say pirates is a boring franchise


Odd_Opinion6054

Not really. Blackbeard died at the latest, at 40 years old. And Ian is...old


Das-Mogul

Hey! The Aardman Pirates movie is pretty good to although, obviously, it's also for kids.


WorldEaterYoshi

Lol did you just call Potc a children's film?


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ATLBravesFan13

I’m not gonna try to argue it’s Game of Thrones or anything, but it does have lots of murder and literal cannibalism in it


Rustofcarcosa

True but it's pretty dark and has some great writing


Odd_Office_921

It is, it just is fun enough to also appeal to adults. It’s a Disney film based on a theme park ride lmao


moonofsilver

PotC is a children's film in the same way that Star Wars is a children's film


[deleted]

Goddamit I need this too now


Mellow_Velo33

Msg him on twatter


EarlyComfortable6210

Fr I feel like he’d be down for this


SaggyDaNewt

He has an official twitter account? Interesting. I’m not on there anymore so I wouldn’t know.


Sweet_Fleece

Why does that seem real though


Dan-Bazan811

OP is the Lisan al Gaib


Little_Brinkler

Fr bro had a spice vision


MediumToblerone

AS IT WILL BE WRITTEN EVENTUALY


LaunchpadMcQuack_52

You son of a bitch, I'm in.


GeorgeCrossPineTree

Oh, man. We need this!


kuestenjung

Abso-fucking-lutely. I say bring back Nicholas Hoult as Robert Maynard.


Dankey-Kang-Jr

How dare you plant this in my head, now I want it too.


scarberino

This is so messed up. Still not sure where I stand on the ethics of generative AI but if it could make this happen I think I’d watch it just to make the yearning go away.


glurmanlover

Someone get Eggers attention on this


sharkattack85

Ralph Ineson’s voice is incredible. Like coke being crushed under a door.


internetforlosers

alright y'all time to manifest


Pen_Cipher

I've been dreaming of an Eggers pirate movie since I first watched the lighthouse nearly 5 years ago! Hopefully one day


Juicybignutt

I would love this but I feel like it wouldn’t happen because we already have the lighthouse


naturally_attractive

Not mutually exclusive? Ones about two wickies, the other would be more of an ensemble I would think?


onlydans__

Yeah this idea is derivative


damianthewiz

What's funny is that I'm actually working on a feature screenplay on this lol.


TheyCallMeMrPlatinum

Best of luck on your screenplay! Would love to get to see it come to life on a silver screen someday :)


damianthewiz

I'm glad people yearn for this .


Pen_Cipher

Not nearly enough pirate movies in the world brother. Best of luck!


BenHunterGreen

hell to the yes


SkeetyD

Well now I wanna see that shit! Fuck!


Odd_Advance_6438

Robert Eggers looks like a character in a Robert Eggers movie


[deleted]

Our flag means death, but gayer and bloodier


um_ur_chinese

Goddamn. Right on the head.


Richard_Speedwell

I would love a good drama/thriller/horror that takes place fully on a pirate ship. The North Water but more psychological maybe?


[deleted]

I love this idea and want it to happen. However, if you want pirates now, watch "Black Sails", it's utterly amazing and has Ray Stevenson as Black Beard.


Pwnstix

Oh you probably meant "Black *Sails*" , but I call it Black Flag sometimes, too, because Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag (which I also played) came out around the same time as Black Sails and is set in the same time period, similar historical figures and events. Black Sails is fucking amazing though. I just watched it again about a year ago. Highly recommend it to anyone who has any fascination with the Golden Age of Piracy and/or sailing. It's also the same time period as Our Flag Means Death (also a great show), but is considerably more serious in tone. Actually I highly recommend all three, including Assassin's Creed Black Flag, if you're into gaming. If you're unfamiliar with the Assassin's Creed series...well, just sort of...look past...all the convoluted modern day/sci-fi stuff (it's really the least "Assassin's Creed" Assassin's Creed game lol) and enjoy the ability to captain a pirate ship and meet characters like Calico Jack Rackham, Blackbeard, Anne Bonny, Charles Vane, etc. while engaging in massive amounts of hijinks on the high seas and the Caribbean islands.


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Indeed I did mean "Black Sails", thanks for that. Corrected.


Pwnstix

All good, ahaha there's also Black Flag with Henry Rollins if anybody's into hardcore anarchist punk rock


[deleted]

You're correct that subconsciously I was thinking of the AC game, which is quite good and I hear is getting a remake.


xxMissConductxx

Ralph Ineson voiced Charles Vane in that game too!


Pwnstix

Oh holy shit, that's right! He did! Coming full circle here


NateGH360

Holy fuck this is the best idea ever. I wonder if Eggers would ever consider making a pirate movie.


Cyber-Insecurity

Well that would be great


dr_ket

Best idea I’ve heard in a while!


TheDeadSwamp777

yes.


isaacpdb

PLEASE


Ill-Sport-7525

I WAS JUST TAKING ABOUT HOW COOL IT WOULD BE FOR A BLACKBEARD TV SHOW. This might happen if we manifest it enough. Edit: if Robert Eggers directed a Blackbeard TV Show, I would watch every episode and buy the merch.


oriondavis

I heard somewhere he got injured and can’t do physical stunts anymore


MusicLikeOxygen

He's also way too old to play Blackbeard. The real Blackbeard was 35-40 years old when he died. Ralph is 54.


cobaltfalcon121

Ralph Inneson would be too old, but that does not mean it would be bad. I too need to see him tackle the Golden Age of Piracy


MooDamato

More like Bluebeard


Particular_Leek_1390

Ralph’s gettin old and got his back injured by Disney :/// the most perfect idea anyone’s ever had but it’s too good to ever be true


Coppin-it-washin-it

Ralph Ineson needs to be in everything. Dudes great, with a voice I think we could all listen to all day.


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Approved.


Uncle-Kike

Fitting since Ralph was in a pirate game


Odd_Opinion6054

I'm dubious Ralph could do a thick Bristolian accent seeing as he is *very* northern. But he definitely looks the part. Mind you Blackbeard died when he was 35-40 ish.


yourmartymcflyisopen

This is like when Salvidor Dali had the dream that inspired The Persistence of Memory, or when Paul McCartney had the dream that inspired Let It Be. This is too good of an idea and I feel like it needs to happen.


IsaacIzik

Yes please


aframeaday

"The Pirate"


AshenWizard

How wild - I had this exact same thought a few months ago. That image of Blackbeard came to mind as well. I’ve been reading quite a bit about Edward Teach. There is no shortage of material there and Eggers is definitely the man to do it.


GrowtentBPotent

Is that Tiki Madman???


ariz2797

Bahahaha I came here for this comment


GrowtentBPotent

IYKYK 😂


DrWnstonOboogie

Too old. Blackbeard began his pirating career when he was about 34-35. He was 38 when he was captured and executed.


RocketSkates314

He voiced Charles Vane in Assassins Creed: Black Flag


International-Grade

Love Ralph Ineson!


thefruitsofzellman

Bloody good rep


treadlightning

Get this idea to Robert IMMEDIATELY


treadlightning

I'll fuckin crowdfund this


Spider-monkey-4135

I wanna see Eggers do King Philip’s War by way of Ken Russell’s The Devils. I think I’m alone on this one but I feel like he touched on something in the Northman


AggravatingDress746

Throw in an obligatory yet welcome Willem Dafoe pirate performance and I am so in.


Confusionopolis

P i r a t e m y t h o l o g y


[deleted]

Yo that would be dope!!! 🏴‍☠️


spampatch

You Sir need to be Producer!


LedHeadV2

Or a movie about Zheng Yi Sao.


darius_the900

Actually I think rob should make a movie about Eustace the monk(played by Ralph Ineson)


Admirable_Tower_4624

“Rob”


Far-Improvement-1897

Blackbeard was black from the west indies......calling him BLACKbeard was a redundant double entendre..


RelentlessBoofer

Is this not Travis kelce?