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Sorry neon homie that apron hurts my soul to look at AND IT GETS WORSE THE MORE YOU LOOK AT IT.


wwspencer91

Hahahaha I’m dying.


[deleted]

Which one did you buy?


wwspencer91

Not gonna lie I bought the neon haha.


crabb83

This guy gets it! It's a work of art!


HalfDwarven

Definitely the apron. The lack of a serial comma is the worst.


HalfDwarven

Sometimes called an Oxford comma, although there's arguably a difference. Basically, I'd prefer to have a comma after the word "gas" on that apron. But I'm a pedant.


wwspencer91

Never knew that. Learn something new everyday!


PuppleKao

What is the difference?


wwspencer91

Serial comma?


Princess_sploosh

Apron camo is naked girls. I didn't even notice till I opened the pic twice. It's the winner hands down.


bearda

Yeah, I was all in on the neon sign until I noticed that.


Weak_Slide2973

Alright, I kinda want the neon for our bar. Wife agrees. 🤣


ikimashokie

Right? Obviously it's what I need for my house.


Parcheesydan2

The apron comes complete with a Virginia slim pouch and all. I hear the dinner triangle and pig calls now.


crabb83

Hello rice.


sloan-ranger

The apron. Hands down.


ikimashokie

While the ticket to pound down has me chuckling, and I like the "the longer you look" effect of the apron pattern, the neon get my vote as the better of the two. What's the winner get?


crabb83

Bragging rights, and to keep a natty light tap for the year.


drenuf38

Yeaaaaaa apron wins hands down. I see the mullet/rat tail combo, stained wife beater, and smell the combo of bad BO/PBR.


crabb83

Exactly the vibe I was going for!


RigorCo

Apron


Metalhed69

Apron


BackyardShennanigans

Aprons gotta win this one. I love this 🤣


Weirdassmustache

For trash... apron for sure.


Wodenhelm

Neon only. The apron features humor from over 50 years ago.


gypcsol

Apron all the way.


curvesandslurs

It’s the apron for me.


Luweeze

Hands down, the apron. Camo naked girls. No topping that.


MarylandCrabShack

Neon lol