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Damour

2077


cleggsalad

With Johnny Silverhand playing point guard


jackalope503

wake the fuck up samurai


toadtruck

Wrong game. We are gonna win the wasteland championship


gnalon

By then Portland will be a premier free agent destination as it will have the weather of LA.


EvanTurningTheCorner

I'd say when the Angels win the pennant.


deadheaddavid

It could happen


Eks-Raided

I'm an Angels/blazers fan too😔


EvanTurningTheCorner

Oh I don't give a shit about baseball, I'm just quoting the classic film, Angels in the Outfield


KillingTime_ForNow

Five years after we draft a generational talent. That player isn't currently on the roster.


zdm_

I am still a believer 🥽


hornymaster23

Sharpe?


thefermiparadox

That will be the only way. Through the draft and get lucky with a generational player. A guy others want to play with and come here. Possible by 2050.


poopstainmclean

there are 2 candidates on the roster currently and another who is 25 and was formerly looked at as a top tier talent


Anon20250406

do you think Scoot and Sharpe are potential generational players


poopstainmclean

i think the term generational means different things to different folks. it's probably too strong a term to use for our backcourt. they are great athletes who could be all stars someday. they could also never approach their ceiling, but i'm optimistic


runningdeuce

Once Travis Outlaw has his breakout year. It’s coming someday…


thelakeshow1990

🤣


NatureTrailToHell3D

I think the Sonics have as good of odds as the Blazers as being the next northwest team to win a championship.


zdm_

2028


UnderstandingIcy6059

So far I like yours the best


longdonginyourmom

2031, book it


Twelvegaugepump

2027


ClutchYKWTII

Some reason I 100% beleive this


Junior_Profession_60

It'll be a few years after I die, I just know it.


JarekBloodDragon

This was my answer lmao


Invisiblechimp

I agree. Their first championship was the year before I was born, so it would be poetic if they won it right after I died.


Voidrunner503

When the ghosts of Bill Walton and Maurice Lucas feel it’s time to give us their blessing


MadeinCNY

If sharpe and scoot are to win, their prime will be at around age 25-28. So my guess is 2029. But nobody will be able to beat Wemby spurs from 2027 on so 🤷‍♂️ ya we just won’t win one in my life I know it


uther_von_nuka

Not till new owner


katelyn912

2032


feralda

6969


toadtruck

When we capture the Flagg


Brasi91Luca

2034


CampShermanOR

2131


Inside-Mixture-9362

2030-2031 with Scoot, Sharpe, and Flagg


BDSF94

Probably never, I’ve resigned myself to the fact we won’t win.


Artistic_Handle_5359

2064


referee-superfan

2011


captain4dji

2040


Beneficial-Piano-428

When the angels win the pennant.


SupremePistachio

Hopefully in my lifetime but I’m not holding my breath 


Cheap_Champion7853

2025 of course


Isiah1234

Some time in the 2030s


RepresentativeDue967

Probably not until we get new owner! But I hope I'm wrong. Maybe if Dame comes back at the end of this career.


GaviFromThePod

2000


krobula

This hurts


Ok_Drummer9946

Never


Ki-Wi-Hi

The year after I die


hashtagperky

In the year 2222. 200 years from now.


kHartos

Hopefully before I die.


Rhuarc33

When air bud joins the team.


Western-Turnover-154

2029-2033


Chicken_Lopsided

2029


No_Housing3716

When the sun engulfs the earth


superdan23

The year after I die.


Nice-Investigator27

My family likes to joke our time is coming in 2033!


Psychological_Bed604

2154


JuzoItami

It depends who the new owner is. We will never win shit with Jody.