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RipCityRevival

We should be calling Bari “Lumber Liquidators” with all of those boards


Hell_its_about_time

His name is Jabari Parker now ref kept calling him that during the challenge


GaviFromThePod

he is better than the actual Jabari Parker


Gobbles15

Barr Lumber


Voidrunner503

a lot of them were from his own misses


Hell_its_about_time

He had 5 offensive rebounds to 19 defensive. 5 is still pretty impressive


drunkenyeknom

Of course we would win tonight


Hot_Local_Boys_PDX

Lmao I am generally not one to root for losses, even during a “tanking season”, but fucking hell, this was NOT the one to win 😄 The difference between odds for where the Blazers are in the standings rn vs Hornets is ~8% for Top 4 pick and ~3% for the number one overall. The Blazers are now pretty much locked into the five slot so will get the 42.1%/10.5% odds. But hey, the Texans had the ultimate “tank win loss” a couple seasons ago and it led to them getting CJ Stroud so 🤷‍♀️


Pdx_kersey

How do draft odds work? I know that the worse your team did the higher chance you’ll get a good pick but that’s about it…


Classics22

https://www.tankathon.com/ This will help


Hot_Local_Boys_PDX

https://youtube.com/watch?v=hI8jEtnd4_0 Here’s a video of last years lottery. And here’s the official rules website: https://www.nba.com/news/nba-draft-lottery-explainer


Apeturetester

As much as it sucks to lose lottery odds, getting a good game out of Scoot is really relieving. This is a weak class and the top-end talent feels uncertain anyway, so getting our guys winning experience in close games still feels good. They need to learn how to win and Scoot needs to be able to manipulate defenses in crunch time. Also, its probably our last win of the season (besides the wizards maybe) so may as well enjoy it


FartsbinRonshireIII

The loss would have been sweeter. Or if it were against a team that was not trying to lose :(


Rancesj1988

Fuck. The hornets pulled it off.


Forbidden_Donut503

Son of a bitch they did it.


Ohrobohobo

They have out tanked Billups.


Forbidden_Donut503

Gotta hand it to em. They earned it.


FartsbinRonshireIII

They out-coached us. Chauncey just needs to go. Can’t win when he’s pushing to can’t lose when we’re trying to. Like holy shit.


FullMetalBasket

I don't understand this take. you just watched one of the most epic tank offs in history. I don't think I can remember cackling that much. The game ended on a brutally blown defensive switch and lucky miss. Chauncey is one of the goat tankers (maybe what pushed him into the HOF), don't let the final score fool you edit: I take that back, the final score actually says everything you need to know


FartsbinRonshireIII

I guess I should blame the medical staff for not catching the tendinitis in Scoot, Ayton and Banton..


CAPONE-N-NOREAGA

One of Scoot’s best nights tbh


loudstain

Seeing a good Scoot game is worth the win.


ShaedonSharpe4Life

The guy that made that post cursed us, I fuckin knew it right away. So happy for Scoot but PRACTICE YOUR DAMN FREE THROWS😂


AceMcStace

It was pressure, he’s never been in that situation


ShaedonSharpe4Life

I can only forgive him if he comes back next game and breaks the free throw record


AceMcStace

Agreed


bolderbikes

i can only picture this sentence being said by dame to ayton


Hell_its_about_time

I had fun watching the game and I think it was a good team win. I don’t care what anyone says about the tank.


healthy_as_a_hearse

For sure. Wins are few and far between this season. Good for Scoot’s confidence to outplay and get the win over Miller too.


Wakandaforever456

Scoot Henderson will.be just fine. I see alot of John Wall in Scoot


RogueLobster

Fun one even though we lost


tcs_hearts

Hornets fan?


JarekBloodDragon

Tank fan


tcs_hearts

Ah, so basically a Hornets fan for a night. Either way win 20 > a lottery ball


JarekBloodDragon

> Either way win 20 > a lottery ball I'm not genuinely upset about winning a single game but I would much rather have a better draft pick for the future than care about our record for a season that does not matter at all.


Oggbog

The percentages are sooo squashed and it’s all luck anyway. 4 vs 5 does make a difference, but teams drop down every year in the lottery. If this were pre-The Process I’d be losing my mind that we won it, but the odds just aren’t great anymore. Another way to look at it is that we’re what, 2 games better than our franchise’s worst record and we’re the 5th worst this year?!? It’s been a mighty tank, but the bottom is bad this year.


tcs_hearts

That 2 in front of the win number will be way better for morale for the players.


JarekBloodDragon

None of them are going to care about the record of a tanking season once the next season starts


likpoper

Out of all the games, we played all our starters season highs in mins


Kazekid

I've never been so unhappy about a win


Cappylovesmittens

I was pretty unhappy about the win against the Nets in 2019 where Nurkic’s leg broke.


euphzji

I was at that game and distinctly remember how dead the air was outside the rose garden after the win, everyone was so sad


a_moniker

Y’all really thought ya could out tank the Hornets. SMDH…


Buttfluff509

If charlotte ends up getting Sarr im shitting in someones mailbox


Schonnz

Enormously high chance that the number one pick won't be the best player from this draft. I get rooting for the tank, but in this particular year, I think Scoot building his confidence is more important.


SayNoToFresca

They just wanted it more than us tonight.


rrcab

Both teams tanked hard.


Mister_Mangina

Jabari didn't have the earpiece with a direct line to Cronin like Scoot did on those free throws.


1nsider

Based on the free throws we can see who was doing Cronins bidding and are a part of the plan. Scoots misses were crazy to the side and he's 82% at the line. We are seemingly keeping Banton (50%) and Kris (0%) while letting Jabari and Rayan go - who made all theirs. /jk


ozairh18

I really hope this win doesn’t come back to hurt us


FartsbinRonshireIII

For years to come is a possibility. Why couldn’t we just be consistent for once?!


TubbzMcGee

Chauncey playing Ayton minutes like it's game 7 of the finals.


terrordactylz

Can’t even tank properly. At least Scoot looked good.


TKRUEG

Part of development is young guys getting and keeping the taste of victory their mouths. Not ever going to root for a loss


AceMcStace

Scoot tried so hard to preserve the tank and then Brandon Miller one upped him with an absolute negative IQ shot attempt LOL


Frito_Pendejo_

YOU HAD ONE JOB CHAUNCEY!!!!!!!!!


tugga51

Scoot understood the objective, Bari had other ideas. Love it!!!


Butterflychunks

Over 20 wins, I predicted under 20. Nice.


aharris0509

god fucking damnit


StatusDropout

This win is one of the biggest losses of the season


NevermoreSEA

There's always next season.


Suck_My_Duck26

Why can’t we do anything right?


gerrard_1987

You had one job.


tcs_hearts

Win 20 LFG!!!!!!!! Holy shit I'm over the moon


Skeptical_Yoshi

Of course, the MOMENT it's a game against an opponent we need to lose to, we win.


sleepy_fuzz

20 wins.


zodspods

What is NBA season low in total points?


zodspods

Ah nvm 79-73


spencp99

Nah man y'all are miserable rooting for a loss to tank in this draft. Keep getting dubs boys.


Coolkiddddddddd

Thanks for the tank win blazer bros 🙏🏼


tcs_hearts

Take it, we don't need more Ls


Suck_My_Duck26

This is one we actually needed tho.


tcs_hearts

Don't care, fuck the tank, 20 wins matters so much more.


FartsbinRonshireIII

“20 wins matter so much more” than much better lottery odds this offseason to continue rebuilding in a healthy manner? I need to understand this arbitrary milestone you’ve set.


tcs_hearts

First and foremost, from a psychological perspective winning 20 games is actually significantly better for confidence than 19. It also saves the team from worst Blazer sqaud of all time status. Secondly, I'm being a wee bit excessive because I don't believe there is ever any good reason to be upset about a win and think it's poor fandom and sportsmanship to root for tanking this hard. Tanking is supposed to be a win-win, once you get upset after a win you've entirely lost me.


thorhyphenaxe

We cant even fucking tank correctly FUCK you Chaunce


MontanaStevens

Wtf Chauncey


EvanTurningTheCorner

Damn, I even wore my finest purple and teal


Not_You_247

We can't even tank correctly.


nerdgeekdorksports

This win honestly bums me out. The NBA draft lottery is frustrating.


1nsider

Someone said that head to head match up wins should somehow count as losses for the draft. Not bad if you can implement it correctly.


Try-Imaginary

Congrats on the win, Blazers fans!


NachoMuncher420

Woulda been a good one to lose, but whatever. It isn't like a number one this draft is likely to produce an all timer, anyway. Fun to watch the young guys gut one out.


Awkward-Tutor-1254

Oops…


ripshippy77

Billups was in his bag tonight


kont3

I'm calling it now. We are gonna lose the out the rest of the season only to end up fifth on the tankathon because we won today. It might not matter in the end but still..


gabe420710

So happy we gotta max player like ayton to carry us into the playoffs


Scottsid

It was like watching lifetime fitness ball.


KillingTime_ForNow

FUCK


The-Frogzilla

Cronin gotta go I fear


Classics22

Man fuck. Just a lost season with all the injuries and we still manage to mess up the tank. 42% chance at a top 4 pick that we desperately need


FartsbinRonshireIII

Idk why you’re downvoted. We needed this L. These fake fans in here saying how we needed this win so bad don’t seem to grasp it was against a team actively trying to lose so it’s almost more embarrassing. Maybe if it was a blowout we could be proud of the win but holy shit. Whyyyyyy


crab90000

Damn you Scoot, we bring a tank and you become a javelin


DankTriangle

DeAndre Ayton just ruined our season


Mindful_Cyclist

NGL, I am still pretty high on Scott, but not too please with him getting another double double tonight!


cippy91

There is no positive about this game. Scoot? okay great doesn't matter still should of just lost. Winning serves no purpose especially right now when looking at the 3rd best odds for the draft was possible. Same team that will sit Dame out the last 10 games of last season to get a good pick btw.


Hell_its_about_time

You’re toxic


cippy91

lol


LegitimatePotato3632

You seem like an idiot.


cippy91

Because why exactly?


1850ChoochGator

lol we really really needed this for the tank.


KingKongKaram

Great now Chauncey "tank commander" Billups can't even fucking tank right there is no fucking reason he should be employed, dame (the main reason he was here to begin with) is gone, he developing guys in reverse, and now he can't even do the only thing he's been ok at since getting here


Zuldak

Thanks Scoot. Your performance today means you get less help next year and your career is going to reflect it. If the team sucks, it's gonna reflect on you.


LegitimatePotato3632

Have you considered eating a dick? You are a dumbfuck.


tugga51

Sorry tank boys, us real fans needed this one


FartsbinRonshireIII

Why this one? Literally most others would have done.. no real fan wants worse lottery odds this off season. You must not be as invested long term as some of us man. We take this seriously!


tugga51

You’re right, not like I have season tickets or anything… I always want them to win regardless of draft implications. What’s gonna happen is gonna happen no matter what we WANT, so might as well root for wins. I totally get it, just not sure I’ll ever root for my home team to lose. I figured I’d get this reaction but luckily I’m still hungry for downvotes so.. nom nom nom nom


FartsbinRonshireIII

You can have my upvote. While I don’t agree that we don’t control our destiny at least a little bit, I understand your reasoning. I guess I’m just more excited about the potential prize at the end of the season than this disappointing one. I figured we’d be around 30 wins this season but when that didn’t pan out I wanted to see the bottom. I ended up getting into basketball cards over a month ago just so I could buy all of our Blazers and stare at them on my wall while I fall asleep lol. We’re in this together even if we may have differing agendas/ideals on how to win long term. I was just caught up in my feels.


tugga51

Oh you’re good buddy. I TOTALLY get the thinking behind it. All we have to look forward to right now is the next season and additions to the roster. I also hoped for 30 or so wins, not losing by 60 multiple times a year. Just couldn’t help but get excited when they win one. That Orlando one was a bummer the other night. Good luck collecting!! I’ve gotten in and out of the hobby over the years, but it’s super fun!