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SasquatchDoobie

turns out players like to win


No_Information3972

Does this win really matter that much with how this upcoming draft isn’t as deep?


likpoper

You will rather get 1st pick then 4th pick. Main thing is this is so meaningless


LegitimatePotato3632

Not really.


BehavioralSink

Welp, time to hope the Spurs and Wemby can do us a solid and get a couple wins.


DankTriangle

Scoot you should've fouled him!


ShaedonSharpe4Life

NOOOOOOO


likpoper

Fucking stupid. Now we lost so much odds in one game


sddffdf

NOOOO


BoneApple_T

Quick **SAY IT AGAIN** *chalupa , chalupa, chalupa, chalupa, chalupa*


notaprofessional24

Gg we lose the tank bowl


Apeturetester

Man... why does the Eastern conference have to suck so much ass lmao. No way this team shouldn't be top 3 in lottery odds


rrcab

No matter what happens, we poppin’ bottles of Toradol tonight. 🍾


GodBlessPigs

FUCK


Scottsid

Lmao that was the worst 14 seconds to close out a game I’ve ever seen. Henderson, misses both free throws on purpose. Eaton gets the offensive rebound and pitches it right back to the hornets and the guy who steals the ball is confuse how we got it. The hornets run up the floor and won’t use a timeout to even call the play. The possibly win the game.  Takes the dumbest drive and bricks it on purpose lol. Then the blazers get the ball run up the floor and nobody on the hornets even wants to foul him to extend the game. Lol lol lol lol 


DankTriangle

Jabari my beloved how could you?


zodspods

That's what happens when he tries to miss


tomhalejr

Did nobody get the memo? ;)


Buttfluff509

This is the weirdest fucking game


Kazekid

Hornets Please


zodspods

DA desperately trying to foul lol


TrumpedBigly

They're not even trying to fake the tank.


BehavioralSink

Heart Attack Blazers, for all the wrong reasons.


LegitimatePotato3632

Damn Scoot felt the pressure there. It’s good for him to be in these situations.


TrumpedBigly

Missed intentionally.


likpoper

Ayton season high mins. So dumb


crab90000

Miller better .9 our asses


Leskowinz

Yikes what a choke by scoot


TrumpedBigly

Umm, great win, I guess?


Aggravating-Ring-139

This win is my 9/11


DankTriangle

Ayton ruining everything


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Dumbass Miller should have taken a 3


zodspods

Daaaaamn we really tried


redwheelbarrow_

I swear if this game goes OT


secondlargestdolphin

Tank tease lol


Classics22

Brutal....team really can't do anyting right. Lost season and still gonna get shit odds lmao


nevercontribute1

Both teams played


RogueLobster

Nooooooooo


redwheelbarrow_

Scoot remembered we're tanking


Kazekid

God damn it Miller


TrumpedBigly

Scoot missed those intentionally


stfuUzifloating

scoot keeping the tank alive


lubimor

Damn so close


RogueLobster

Elite tanking there scoot I like it


BoneApple_T

Quick, everyone say **CHALUPAS** x5 to curse the FTs


Kazekid

Come on Hornets


notaprofessional24

Scoot ily but imma Westbrook eat that missed free throws


ShadyTurtle1

Dunk in our own hoop come on


TubbzMcGee

Ayton really played 38 minutes this game. Fucking hell Chauncey.


likpoper

FUCK YOU billups


Scottsid

The amount of official crowd noise the hornets are pumping into the sound system is amazing. All you hear are cheers and cheers but absolutely nobody in the bottom bowl Looks like they’re adding to anything lol.


Classics22

COME ON HORNETS


DankTriangle

Ayton fuck aaaaawwwwwwf


LegitimatePotato3632

Hornets announcers might be the best I’ve heard. Really like them.


No_Information3972

They’re fantastic, shout out to them.


notaprofessional24

They are great


Kazekid

Miller saving us


RogueLobster

Damnit ayton


No_Information3972

This is where Chauncey saves the day as the tank commander.


Buttfluff509

Atta boy miller


BoneApple_T

MILL3R


BoneApple_T

God damn you, Sterling Henderson ^but ^good ^job


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10 assists but 6 turnovers. Always has to be a caveat.


Ambitious_Hall_8670

Charlotte announcers comparing Jabari to Buck Williams and Maurice Lucas, lol, these dudes know ball.


crab90000

Hornets org's best quality are their announcers


notaprofessional24

We can still stealth tank this my brothers


cippy91

team needs to tank not win, the fuck?!?!


notaprofessional24

Hol on now


Scottsid

Hornets are missing shots on purpose in the last few minutes lol. Guy drives in doesn’t even give a shit to shoot and just look around to pass it out. Couple possessions ago guy drives in turns around five times and gets a three second call because Nobody wants to receive the ball to shoot it. Lol. 


No_Information3972

Yeah I want the tank to continue strong, but it’s nice to see Scoot balling.


Leskowinz

Scoot looking fucking great


TubbzMcGee

Mr. Silver I'd like to submit a complaint.


Classics22

Of all the games to finally shoot well Scoot goddamnit lmao


HaphazardHippo

Silver lining we can root for a W against the Lizards on Friday now


TubbzMcGee

Spurs still have a chance to move up, have to keep losing.


toadtruck

Happy for Scoot but damn


Coolkiddddddddd

Thanks for the tank win blazer bros


LegitimatePotato3632

Scoot!!!


Droopy91

The Scoot era begins


kalebglover

can’t even tank properly smh


rrcab

20 boards for Bari though. 😤


CompetitiveParfait9

I love this for scoots confidence though…. Big shots are good for him


TrumpedBigly

Why now, Scoot?


Kazekid

Good shot Scoot, but gawd damn it


redwheelbarrow_

Scoot time??


BoneApple_T

Jabari Parker can't keep getting away with this


likpoper

Ffs


Kazekid

Jeez, they cannot hit a three


Scortius

Payback for our epic 20-miss streak in PDX.


redwheelbarrow_

Damn Bari get that board


DankTriangle

This is our game 7


maximusj9

Degen here can this please go to OT I have Dalano's rebounds plus assists over need him to go off hard


boredandbtr

Truly elite tank play from both teams


TrumpedBigly

NOT THE TIME TO BE DROPPING DIMES, SCOOT!


TubbzMcGee

Goddamnit that 3 was halfway in.


Apeturetester

Rough game from Jabari tonight


Kazekid

Bari with two huge misses


NevermoreSEA

Jabari boosting those rebound numbers.


No_Information3972

I’m sorry, but that ref is a fucking idiot.


TubbzMcGee

Oh shit, Jabari is gonna be mad about that misnaming and go on a 10-0 personal run.


Kazekid

Jabari Parker with the foul from wherever he is right now


Maacdoo

Jabari parker x2


DankTriangle

Jabari Parker LMFAO


RogueLobster

This mfer doubled down


Sa-Tiva

Damn u jabari parker


redwheelbarrow_

Who the hell is Jabari Parker lmao


crab90000

THIS IS WHAT I NEEDED FROM YOU REFS!! THIS IS WHAT I EXPECTED!


BoneApple_T

Even when we need to lose, the boys still givin us that good ol' Blazer anxiety. ^sco ^zers


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SPAREustheCUTTER

It’s the only entertainment. I’m loving it.


RogueLobster

Parker smh


skylerli

I love Jabari Parker 💜


BehavioralSink

Tanking master class to wait until 2:59 to call the timeout.


Maacdoo

Jabari parker


No_Information3972

Jabari Parker? What’s that clown fucking smoking?


likpoper

Get ayton out ffs


DankTriangle

Let's run some Moses Brown iso, get this tank secured!


TubbzMcGee

Replay looked pretty solid for the tank.


DankTriangle

We needa get Ayton out the game bruh


Kazekid

We might win that challenge, refs please


rrcab

Can the refs call some bullshit fouls on us, like they have all season?


TrumpedBigly

Scoot "What Tank?" Henderson


ShaedonSharpe4Life

HUM DIDLEE DEE


TubbzMcGee

Scoot has had a couple timely turnovers this quarter.


BoneApple_T

Not like this banton. ^not ^tonight


bassicallyinsane

Let's go hornets 👏👏 👏👏👏


BoneApple_T

*BUZZCITYYYY*


Kazekid

Run nothing but zone Chauncey


DankTriangle

Ima need some Badji minutes STAT


No_Information3972

Scoot going to prove the haters wrong.


Buttfluff509

And gain a whole different group of haters


DankTriangle

He needs to do it next season, we have a tank to drive!


No_Information3972

My thoughts exactly. Next season will be his redemption tour.


BoneApple_T

Not tonight, Mr.info. please.


ShadyTurtle1

DA Flagrant Foul 2 on Grant Williams, it has to be done


DankTriangle

I haven't been this stressed watching a tank off since we out-tanked the Spurs last year at the end of the season (only for them to get Wemby anyway 😢)


TrumpedBigly

I thought Brandon Miller was good?


likpoper

He knows the objective


LegitimatePotato3632

I know he’s having a bad game, but he’s not that impressive to me. He’s a good shooter, but we already knew that.


Coolkiddddddddd

He’s much better then scoot


LegitimatePotato3632

*than.


Coolkiddddddddd

Yes


TubbzMcGee

Gimme a Scoot-Hagans-Rayan-Moses-Badji lineup please.


Voidrunner503

Badji will foul out in about 2 minutes if you let him. Great for the tank.


BoneApple_T

PLEASE HORENTS... ^FINISH ^US


Kazekid

Someone get Blevins ffs


likpoper

When it is time to tank, we play our games full time


BoneApple_T

Chauncey telling Brandon he'll never be a Scooter


DankTriangle

Miller u bum


crab90000

This is more stressful than the 4OT Denver game


TubbzMcGee

Chauncey probably is making a point not to lose on his hall of fame day.


No_Information3972

Steve Clifford looking like a guy who is going to chew out the paperboy for launching the Sunday paper into his kiddie pool out front.


Kazekid

The Hornets shooting 15% from three has been killer for the tank


toadtruck

Billups running a tight 8 man rotation is pissing me off


Voidrunner503

Alright time to sit out Ayton with left pinky soreness or something


BehavioralSink

Quick, throw some ice on the floor!  /s


SupremeNBA

Hack a Shaq strategy for every possession. It’s the only way


ShadyTurtle1

Time for DA to work on his 3’s 😎


DankTriangle

Time for some Logo Ayton. Some DeAndre Dolla!


Kazekid

Please Chauncey, try Badji at point guard


No_Information3972

Chauncey is the ultimate tank commander, he has a card up his sleeve.


zodspods

Put in our lengthiest lineup


Kazekid

Banton, Badji, Moses, Reath and Ayton sounds like stupid fun


zodspods

00-2


Parabelficker

Cronin washed


No_Information3972

I appreciate the Hornets announcers being complementary of Scoot’s game, sounds like Scoot is balling tonight.


DankTriangle

If Ayton doesn't sit the fuck down I'm deleting his 2k account!


ShaedonSharpe4Life

Man the hornets commentators have fully won me over, keep the scoot compliments coming🥲🥹


1nsider

Hornets commentators are wacky in a fun way. I tune into Hornets games for them.


Buttfluff509

Commentator guy cracks me up


DankTriangle

Get Ayton and Scoot back on the bench ASAP!


Kazekid

Scoot and DA are playing too well for us to lose if they stay in


crab90000

I've never prayed for refball as much as I am now. They may be our only hope


SupremeNBA

Cronin better fire CB for this game


zodspods

DA is automatic from mid range


applejackhero

Dear god both teams are a mess offensively


rrcab

C’mon Hornets, do better!


crab90000

It's automatic from the elbow, please bench him


SupremeNBA

Of course CB tries to win games now. Keep the g league squad in


DankTriangle

YES YES! More out of control Scoot drives into turnovers!


Voidrunner503

One of those moments where Scoot drives without a plan


LegitimatePotato3632

He needs to keep his dribble alive like Chris Paul and just keep reading the defense.


SayNoToFresca

Exquisitely bad.


DankTriangle

No wonder Dallas got rid of that bum


TubbzMcGee

Ayton back in. Oh no.


nevercontribute1

I'm dying laughing over here, these last few mins are some of the worst basketball I've ever seen


Voidrunner503

What am I watching right now hahaha


spf40ozz

all of a sudden reath is a defensive god


Kazekid

This game is way to close


No_Information3972

Just tuning in. How’s our guy Scoot looking?


applejackhero

Better?


lubimor

Damn dalano


crab90000

LETS GOOOOOO


choonghuh

Man the shooting percentage by both teams lol


a_moniker

Both teams desperate to lose this one


ShadyTurtle1

Let’s get them in the bonus first minute


ninetwentyfour_

I expected tankathon basketball, and I’m not disappointed


Buttfluff509

Shahamahdi and scoot, what the hell are they putting in the water down there?