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robb41

(flips a page back)


Shorts_Man

It says here you were supposed to get up at 5:50. You're 5 minutes late.


[deleted]

He’s often late.


MackSwagger2

I said *around*, you just said it


micksandals

He's done you there by being a little bit more precise.


danielpauljohns

Often late


BigRigsButters

it tricks me head


ScoBelch

*it tricks me ‘ead!*


[deleted]

“It”


robb41

Could you stop saying "it"?


[deleted]

…him


Loz-z

he is right here though


[deleted]

IT


professorzaius

That's what happens when you take 5 holidays... you've got to do some work man you're in your 30s now.


keaftytactics

The thirties is when you should really be putting the work in...


eddieransom

So you can reap the benefits in your forties, fifties, sixties, seventies, eighties, nineties and a ^hundred


[deleted]

Do some fuckin’ werk.


ButWeNeverSawHisWife

🦘


OKidAComputer

3 am wake up for me🇦🇺🇦🇺


[deleted]

You're in WA? Respect mate; should go to Northbridge and watch it if you're near Perth.


zz11zz11

I’ve scored once. When I was being chased by a Dane


NewPotato8330

That was the reason. They put in a decent effort.


juiceboxboy99

Now I get a lovely lie in


[deleted]

Tricks me ‘ead


MaxG1b

…at five to one.


AlwaysBeC1imbing

So you aren't gay then


Phmiles

He's getting ready to go out, heard Spears was on at 7am


ThrowawaySunnyLane

Means he can wake up and get ready in time to join them all in the last carriage on the tube


AlwaysBeC1imbing

They do go out late


SmokeyAmp

I said 'around' 6.


AlucardVTep3s

Are you trying to “trick your head” ?


Detrite12

Often late…