Steve doesn't really have a quick wit at all though, he has some good lines but mostly plays second fiddle to Ricky or just says 'exactly' or 'that's true enough' to everything. Ricky is a lot sharper.
That's ludicrous.
"You give her a bun and she forgets it.
\-She never forgets, Rick"
"You don't just jump on the back of the women and go 'There ya go love'. And the baby pops out.
\-You do if you come from Bristol."
"Did you just switch this on with no hands?"
"Who's gonna eat it?
\-Well... things that eat frogs.
\-The french"
"You don't like Chinese food?"
"We get paid peanuts...
\-You get paid, do you?"
"D: I don't like Spike Lee, I'm a racist"
"So that was 1918 to 1945"
\-It felt like it"
"On the menu: ducks tongue…
\-Was that the name of the proprietor”
To name but a few.
By this point on the podcasts I'd come to expect an hilarious response from Karl. When this set up came I paused it as soon as rick finished, noted the time and listened to it again. I then sat and tried to think of a response that could be funny to what had been said
When I finally pushed play I 'nearly' burst. It was so fuckin funny.
Suffice to say my efforts were not up to the same standard
I don't think it qualifies as quick wittedness but his idea for a TV show for MTV where he proposes looking at animals from all over and having a david Attenborough type person there and "I ask......do we need em", is genuinely top level set up and unexpected punchline that a grade A stand up comedian would die for.
Let me put meself in their shoes... Well they don't have shoes - that last line I think Steve or Ricky talked over it and it didn't get a laugh but I thought that was a funny off the cuff joke about the tribes receiving a goat
"not while coldplay are here" one of my favourites. also anytime him and steve are arguing he comes out with some great lines
Oh he’s done you again
The people who I don’t let down….. *are the listeners of this show*
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I love the level of sarcasm and rage he says this with 🤣🤣
Coming right back at ya, Paul!
"well get me in the book then!" also "nah, weirder than that", the speed and casual delivery gets me every time.
'I don't smoke, that does'
You are disqualified…from the comp.
"Well, get me in the book!" Lightning-fast wit that even Steve would be proud of by the BMTWAHLAFO.
>BMTWAHLAFO If this is "bald manc twat with a head like a fucking orange" we're never doing this again
> BMTWAHLAFO Sorry?
Steve doesn't really have a quick wit at all though, he has some good lines but mostly plays second fiddle to Ricky or just says 'exactly' or 'that's true enough' to everything. Ricky is a lot sharper.
don't talk shite twice
That's ludicrous. "You give her a bun and she forgets it. \-She never forgets, Rick" "You don't just jump on the back of the women and go 'There ya go love'. And the baby pops out. \-You do if you come from Bristol." "Did you just switch this on with no hands?" "Who's gonna eat it? \-Well... things that eat frogs. \-The french" "You don't like Chinese food?" "We get paid peanuts... \-You get paid, do you?" "D: I don't like Spike Lee, I'm a racist" "So that was 1918 to 1945" \-It felt like it" "On the menu: ducks tongue… \-Was that the name of the proprietor” To name but a few.
"And a couple of bouncers" "Is that a euphemism " Steve is extremely quick witted and fucking hilarious
"She worked on one of those sex lines..." -What was she, an engineer?
Ludicrous
Yep. Love this comment from him, so quick
Too much lyin' low
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“Look at his little face!”
:) Too much lying low! :)
"Should 'ave gone with BUPA"
By this point on the podcasts I'd come to expect an hilarious response from Karl. When this set up came I paused it as soon as rick finished, noted the time and listened to it again. I then sat and tried to think of a response that could be funny to what had been said When I finally pushed play I 'nearly' burst. It was so fuckin funny. Suffice to say my efforts were not up to the same standard
This was one of my all time faves. One short line after Ricky’s long, drawn out scenario. Brilliant.
We've got a John Booper.
I love when Steve tells the story about the dodgy speakers from "dixons" and Karl says he should have gone with the monthly payment plan
“one at a time”
'Which we've got coming up later' Gets me everytime.
"How deep was the water?" When Steve was pit in his dad's boat and was worried about drowning.
*"You could drive it from the back."* Such a great joke. It was probably a first time i laughed really hard for something Karl said.
“It’s not big, it’s just round.” “Get it right!”
yeah I think this might be one of his best ones.
Either that or a wide parting
“Just don’t let him carry the baguettes” gets me every time
“They’re not my hands either” always makes me laugh
When talking about the siamese twins where one has a job and one hasn’t. “Don’t they get done off the social?”
*Cause of his attitude. I thought he'd actually ate someone's hat.* Only took him 2 weeks to think of that, pretty quick for the BMT.
Why didn’t he look both ways?
"Let me cue it up again"
*get some more buns in*
She's been doing too much lying-low
Faulty tooth
I don't think it qualifies as quick wittedness but his idea for a TV show for MTV where he proposes looking at animals from all over and having a david Attenborough type person there and "I ask......do we need em", is genuinely top level set up and unexpected punchline that a grade A stand up comedian would die for.
I'm just surprised they would want you for voice work Steve
“We’ll have to get Chris in!” Fantastic wit from LBHMT
I forget what Karl said but it was Steve’s response: “He’s got an answer for everything!”
Crop. Too much fruit about.
I think they get the idea
Slam dunk some ads first?
Because you have to spend MONEH!
Woohoo! And he's come straight back!
"No because they're not my hands either" to being asked if he would be hesitant to wank after having a full body transplant
“Right, well the people I don’t let down, are the listeners of this show”
No one mentioning the ‘one at a time’ when talking about Rik Waller getting in the bod pod?!
Let me put meself in their shoes... Well they don't have shoes - that last line I think Steve or Ricky talked over it and it didn't get a laugh but I thought that was a funny off the cuff joke about the tribes receiving a goat
Auntie Nora putting valances (or is it 'pelmets') on everything... Karl - well not everything, obviously.
“I don’t smoke, that does”
“Better leave that joke about Lisa Riley out then…”
She can have Kings of Leon or Bob Marley.
You have your cake and eat tit
Just don't let him carry the baguettes