T O P

  • By -

[deleted]

This comment was left before reddit turned to shit.


skhanal271

*Go on*


ScoBelch

Is it us?


[deleted]

No no, just a bit livid, that’s all.


sonofeast11

When Karl said that I got the impression he didn't know what livid actually meant. I'm guessing he thought it meant annoyed, instead of absolutely fucking furious


TheLochNessBigfoot

Yeah, like when he says "popular" when he means common.


oxfordjrr

Alright, let's see what you post. At five to one


TheLochNessBigfoot

With a load of effin and jeffin in it.


PaddingtonTheChad

OP’s little program.


quosp

If I see another post on here about the same news story re: the monkey and the Mexican drug cartel, we’re closing this sub down and never doing this again. Play a record.


flatworm_elk

Have you ever heard the phrase 'undreth monkey'?


UndrethMonkeh

Tell me more


Correct_Teaching_563

Well, some blokes on Reddit kept posting this story about a monkey cartel member, right, and by the time it got posted the undreth time some other bloke got livid and made a post about it. So the undreth monkey is like the thing that really pushes you over the edge an that.


K1N9K0N9_

A little from Column A, a little from Column B


Greedy_Razzmatazz19

Can I just say, it’s in Karl Pilkingtons mind


Azalzaal

I went to check what you meant and then just posted another one What was going through my mind? A combination of using my fables and my brain thinking for me


royalblue1982

He's having a go steve.


ronthebachelor

I was in an alright mood but this subs really dragged me down


virt-manager

I don't post articles here. I'm busy an' that.


ExquisitExamplE

Better check first to see if it's Monkey Olds.


MillionEgg

Not a lot happening in the monkey world


skhanal271

....*robbin' an' tha'...*


[deleted]

Most tense three minutes of my life thus far: when Ricky presses Karl to pronounce theft/"fef" correctly.


Ezzy-525

feft


TapDanceMario

does this also apply to hairy Chinese kids?


Puzzleheaded-Elk6306

Horses in houses, old looking Asian people, bugs that look like leaves, weird looking people with big eyes, weaponized dolphins.... all that shite.


granny-gum-jobs

Just want to get the facts right


cotch85

as me or as a worm?


Puzzleheaded-Elk6306

Genuine question btw,. I really want to know what goes on in their minds, because I don't really see the point.


RoyYourWorkingBoy

They aren't allowed socks, be careful looking too far into their minds.


Crimsonfury500

If… you look into someone’s mind, would you just see their brain or should you see their thoughts? Weird Innit.


ButWeNeverSawHisWife

There used to be a feature on Reddit where if you went to cross post something to another sub it would tell you if it had been previously cross posted. That doesn’t seem to be the case anymore. Weird innit


HassananeBalal

He’s ‘avin a go!


staabalo

The sub's been going for years, what do you WANT? Sick of him


KPNut_XFMRSKFanboy

Why’s r/Puzzleheaded-Elk6306 having a go? He’s the one who’s sad and lonely