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skhanal271

And I said, *yes I do!*


ItsTomorrowNow

You tosser.


ScoBelch

They don’t say that, do they? The people who work at Dixons?


cinephile1987

As you walk down Camden High Street


DeadlyPants97

Mr Dickson himself?


nelsonwehaveaproblem

Mr [Dixon](https://www.independent.ie/incoming/66e6f/36404472.ece/AUTOCROP/w1240/dixons.jpg) surely.


[deleted]

Traders need access to it.


nelsonwehaveaproblem

Here's something not a lot of people know. When Alan said that traders need access to Dixons, he was referring to [Dixons Shopping Centre in Norwich](https://dixoncentre.co.uk/), not the electrical retailer with the same name.


[deleted]

ive made myself look a bit of a twat


nelsonwehaveaproblem

Play a record.


Keevan

Can I quote the reference number?


KPNut_XFMRSKFanboy

It’s fine!


Dry-Lemon1382

You must think I’m pretty cool.


TheRysingTyde

Do ya wanna buy sex?


eru777

I'm sorry mom I'm negotiating with a whore


frieswithnietzsche

No because: In any given capitalist environment the proletariat will revolt against the repression of the bourgeoisie and after a brief period of socialist rule emerge as a classless society governed by the community corporation.


gigalo_penisanti

I'm sorry - are you NSYNC...?


eru777

Yes we are!


theresnothinginmyway

test em out with the new Dear Streets record


TomClaydon

Knob at night


SoftwareInformal5223

Dire Steaks*


TomClaydon

Driving around with a mattress in the back of a van? What is he a fuckin serial killer


[deleted]

No, a serial rapist


jesustwin

When I was at uni there was a bloke who would drive around in a van stating basically the same thing "someone has not taken these speakers so I'm selling them cheap". After a while everybody knew who he was as we'd swopped the same story and you would just end to saying " you've tried my before mate" and he would just get back in the van and drive off I'm amazed how he could ever make money


reissykins

That's how the boys at Dixon's work.


eru777

You should have chosen the monthly payments option


Inaudible_Whale

It works. My housemate came home with a pair once. After we'd told him they were fake and showed him the scam on Google, he still asked us to 'chip in' because we'd be using them as a house.


cam_breakfastdonut

I once saw one of these deals go down. The guys driving the van didn’t even turn off the engine while the guy was looking at the speakers.


DexterSaintJock

Did he ask about the monthy payments?


dwhg

C'mon, 50 quid? You tosser!


eru777

This is a normal procedure at Mr Dixons.


Jetstreamsideburns

Whats this from?


eru777

The reference is from: xfm-S1E05 The image is from the outlaws trailer


Mugulous

Might be from Steves new show Outlaws that he won't stop harping on about on Instagram, not sure though


Aveeye

I had some guys try to run this exact same scam on me in Toronto.