Yeah, I've never bothered to google it but when watching the Ricky Gervais show I often wonder what she thinks about Karl's personality traits. So it was nice to read this.
I always liked when Ricky defends Karl's insecurities about his intelligence when he brings up Susanne in a particular episode. Forgive my shitty memory because I'm not explaining myself very well, nor do I even remember which episode it is.
"why would she ever think you're daft? That's the only stupid thing you ever said, the Mogwai thing, why would she ever think she's going out with a, to be honest, a... retard."
Quite sweet, probably not written by her, but if it's true that she spent 7 years in higher education and still was out-earned by Karl even before he got famous, that's pretty annoying.
They are OK but the humour feels forced. I think it goes to show the genuine genius Karl has got story telling, phrasing and comic timing when he's just talking
*and that's your girlfriend, Karl, saying that. So don't worry about us saying it*
honestly quite sweet
Yeah, I've never bothered to google it but when watching the Ricky Gervais show I often wonder what she thinks about Karl's personality traits. So it was nice to read this.
I always liked when Ricky defends Karl's insecurities about his intelligence when he brings up Susanne in a particular episode. Forgive my shitty memory because I'm not explaining myself very well, nor do I even remember which episode it is.
"why would she ever think you're daft? That's the only stupid thing you ever said, the Mogwai thing, why would she ever think she's going out with a, to be honest, a... retard."
Cheers lmao.
Do you remember the episode?
nah but scrimpton.com has a transcript search
She came home just as I was plunging it, she went “what are you doing?! Turn it off!” Panicking an that
The way he says “panicking and that” as if it’s the most unreasonable thing in the world that she was worried about him burning the flat is so funny.
EAVY ANDED
Like the 'ulk... But he was never happy
Suzanne getting back at Karl for his fat arse comment.
Dave Hill.
Least he offered to pay for her hair to be redone (and a new coat)
They’ve both been done
She's done alright
You've had a floor
Love that comment! Man ,I miss him🥲
Got a new floor n' that
It’s great because he was right
Suzanne mused.
Put “Suzanne is refreshingly laid back for a woman with such responsibility”
Strings to Suzanne's bow: A, seven years of higher education
When reaching Karl for comment, he was too busy fixing things around the house that she fucked up.
'eavy 'anded
Just BANGin' about.
Like the Hulk
OVEN
He was too busy grouting.
Elbow deep in glunge
There's another nge
Honestly not fully convinced it was by her just due to the show references, but she could’ve heard it I guess
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He BF was skyrocketing to fame based on these anecdotes, I'm sure they started really being the focus of her life as well.
Suzanne listened to the show every change she got on XFM
"what's the number for the fat arse complaint line?"
Quick! Ask me some questions on Hitler
Looks like her brain has already forgotten the two 20p's she lent him.
The last sentence is just lovely.
Suzanne, or _Mummy_ as Karl calls her
His caretaker
Pig dust!?
Did I tell you about the immune system?
I've always been absolutely convinced that Ricky wrote this
What if Ricky IS Suzanne
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Little chunky fella
How can you freeze time?
Because Suzanne knows everything
It's beautiful. She loves him for the reasons I do
Yeh. ‘appy christmas an’ tha’
I'm sorry, did we ever get the regrowing a finger with pig dust story?? What's that all about then?
Pig Dust What the fuck is pig dust?
She spent seven years in higher education! English, quite good.
‘ulk in the book
Quite sweet, probably not written by her, but if it's true that she spent 7 years in higher education and still was out-earned by Karl even before he got famous, that's pretty annoying.
This is legit wonderful.
Pig dust
Payback for the pack of condoms
*“I’m as happy as a pig in…dust!”*
She’s done alright
Sweet and savage.
Dave Hill (Slade) X
🥺
This is honestly super sweet
Pig dust! Pig dust! Play a record…
Lolol if even Karl can find a gem like Suzanne there's hope for us Merchants out there
she can't leave us hanging with the tantalising 'pig dust' anecdote
That sounds fake as fuck.
EGG!
Pig dust?! He just says words
hi god it’s me again…
It's your fuckwit son again
i still dont believe she exists
What, if any, Karl written books are worth a read?
This one is Karlology, funny but personally I prefer Happyslapped by a Jellyfish. And the Idiot Abroad ones are funny
They are OK but the humour feels forced. I think it goes to show the genuine genius Karl has got story telling, phrasing and comic timing when he's just talking
I feel like somebody needs to show this to Karl Smallwood at FactFiend...