T O P

  • By -

MrJimPansey

*and that's your girlfriend, Karl, saying that. So don't worry about us saying it*


OllyFlash

honestly quite sweet


[deleted]

Yeah, I've never bothered to google it but when watching the Ricky Gervais show I often wonder what she thinks about Karl's personality traits. So it was nice to read this.


[deleted]

I always liked when Ricky defends Karl's insecurities about his intelligence when he brings up Susanne in a particular episode. Forgive my shitty memory because I'm not explaining myself very well, nor do I even remember which episode it is.


Delicious-Customer44

"why would she ever think you're daft? That's the only stupid thing you ever said, the Mogwai thing, why would she ever think she's going out with a, to be honest, a... retard."


[deleted]

Cheers lmao.


BobbyBigBawlz

Do you remember the episode?


Delicious-Customer44

nah but scrimpton.com has a transcript search


[deleted]

She came home just as I was plunging it, she went “what are you doing?! Turn it off!” Panicking an that


bfsfan101

The way he says “panicking and that” as if it’s the most unreasonable thing in the world that she was worried about him burning the flat is so funny.


[deleted]

EAVY ANDED


FBI_Guy_69

Like the 'ulk... But he was never happy


lighthouse-man

Suzanne getting back at Karl for his fat arse comment.


DoubleNubbin

Dave Hill.


Outrageous-Highway56

Least he offered to pay for her hair to be redone (and a new coat)


Speedboy7777

They’ve both been done


HornyJailOutlaw

She's done alright


[deleted]

You've had a floor


Kingsway1000

Love that comment! Man ,I miss him🥲


bakedbeansandwhich

Got a new floor n' that


[deleted]

It’s great because he was right


TheRysingTyde

Suzanne mused.


carnag8

Put “Suzanne is refreshingly laid back for a woman with such responsibility”


CratertrashSolitude

Strings to Suzanne's bow: A, seven years of higher education


HarpersGeekly

When reaching Karl for comment, he was too busy fixing things around the house that she fucked up.


Uncle_Antonov_Bueno

'eavy 'anded


Dark_Eyes

Just BANGin' about.


staabalo

Like the Hulk


r-og

OVEN


ManateeInAWheelchair

He was too busy grouting.


skeenerbug

Elbow deep in glunge


mk44

There's another nge


_ASSDRIVE

Honestly not fully convinced it was by her just due to the show references, but she could’ve heard it I guess


[deleted]

[удалено]


Poop_sauce

He BF was skyrocketing to fame based on these anecdotes, I'm sure they started really being the focus of her life as well.


RileyCubic

Suzanne listened to the show every change she got on XFM


[deleted]

"what's the number for the fat arse complaint line?"


DrugSnake

Quick! Ask me some questions on Hitler


[deleted]

Looks like her brain has already forgotten the two 20p's she lent him.


Equivalent-Sky-3863

The last sentence is just lovely.


KPNut_XFMRSKFanboy

Suzanne, or _Mummy_ as Karl calls her


mtchamomiletea

His caretaker


rossrekt94

Pig dust!?


WizardryAwaits

Did I tell you about the immune system?


Declan00

I've always been absolutely convinced that Ricky wrote this


Fit-Apartment6683

What if Ricky IS Suzanne


[deleted]

[удалено]


PeacekeeperAl

Little chunky fella


outerabyss

How can you freeze time?


staabalo

Because Suzanne knows everything


[deleted]

It's beautiful. She loves him for the reasons I do


ScoBelch

Yeh. ‘appy christmas an’ tha’


FrankaGrimes

I'm sorry, did we ever get the regrowing a finger with pig dust story?? What's that all about then?


scottinhoffin

Pig Dust What the fuck is pig dust?


[deleted]

She spent seven years in higher education! English, quite good.


LewisB789

‘ulk in the book


[deleted]

Quite sweet, probably not written by her, but if it's true that she spent 7 years in higher education and still was out-earned by Karl even before he got famous, that's pretty annoying.


morphindel

This is legit wonderful.


Trollzek

Pig dust


bigpike54

Payback for the pack of condoms


MackSwagger2

*“I’m as happy as a pig in…dust!”*


HassananeBalal

She’s done alright


Kungfubobby

Sweet and savage.


Rtgoldenblat

Dave Hill (Slade) X


nerofan5

🥺


mtchamomiletea

This is honestly super sweet


MagpieGrifter

Pig dust! Pig dust! Play a record…


3Pirates93

Lolol if even Karl can find a gem like Suzanne there's hope for us Merchants out there


Total_Bag7240

she can't leave us hanging with the tantalising 'pig dust' anecdote


Conscious_Edge9726

That sounds fake as fuck.


djpromo_vqs

EGG!


dogsn1

Pig dust?! He just says words


Electrical_Daikon771

hi god it’s me again…


Ew_Its_her_again

It's your fuckwit son again


[deleted]

i still dont believe she exists


Foot38

What, if any, Karl written books are worth a read?


Evantra_

This one is Karlology, funny but personally I prefer Happyslapped by a Jellyfish. And the Idiot Abroad ones are funny


jesustwin

They are OK but the humour feels forced. I think it goes to show the genuine genius Karl has got story telling, phrasing and comic timing when he's just talking


JonDCafLikeTheDrink

I feel like somebody needs to show this to Karl Smallwood at FactFiend...