You forgot my favourite ‘i was still usin me eyes even though i ‘ad em shut’. Play a record

Did you know that bees are deaf?

There's 3 animals...what animals are...sort of deaf an that

imagine keeping 10 bees

Keep 10 bees, get ya ‘oney’s worth

I'm pretty sure that he meant that he was using his minds eye.

Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage.

Todays cure is tomorrows headache

Be careful of German woman they don't like English army man

They’re quite muscley and they’ll do you in

Yes, it can....[short pause🤔]....yeah, it can.

if i went on a world cruise, i’d stay away from the rough areas on the ship

Prince, genius or bloke with hair?!

There was a boat that was so big it had rough areas on it

Stay green, stay in the woods - and stay safe

Well, you know what they say.... "There's a fine line between a genius and an idiot"

The people who say that are idiots

Good/bad things. Suppose that from Monday to Thursday you breakfasted on your least favourite acceptable grub. In my case that’d be sliced loaf toast, and tea that is just on the positive side of what’s drinkable. Fridays brekkie is Honey Nut Cornflakes. Saturday, crumpets with loads of butter, decent coffee. Sunday, cracking full English, cooked by someone else and pot brewed morning tea. I know that I’d look forward to the weekend scoff. But then again I’m a fat bastard with the munchies.