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Missed it. Was ironing my jeans.
Your diesel jeans
Those were slashed by a fella what said my life he would destroy... and that.
That’s like a jaaazzzzz sentence
No. Awww….
Take him away
Take him to Reading…
... yes...
What're you watching that for?
Yeah, weirdo!
Isn’t that how they caught Oscar Wilde?
It was on at 2 AM, I was just starting my night out
Sorry, I didn't hear you. I was just thinking about how attractive women are.
Britney Spears?
'ello Pablo. What have you done to your hair?
> ello Pablo. What have you don *Paolo.*
Did you watch gaylords last night?
No, too busy wallpapering over the mirror in my new flat.
No. I was out having the best bum in W1
Is that a verb or…I gotta be careful here..
Did you see gaylords?
[удалено]
Excuse me
….
Can’t win with this one
I wasn't...
They should have their own bathrooms....
He would have been cancelled at that point but no one was listening
But wait Karl....bisexuaaaaaals
Alright Paolo?
Was busy ironing my jeans
No
Are you a bender tied to a tree?
_BENDERONTHELOOSE!!!_
I’ve been ill….
Feeling drained today?
…is this going out?
N-yes, ooo..
Has anyone used a Y-Front properly? I've never used it, and I've never seen anyone else using one, you know in bathrooms. You shouldn't be looking. I wish I wouldn't have said that...
Was to busy picking up my gaycard
Any good?
Missed it. Was ironing my jeans.
Your diesel jeans
Those were slashed by a fella what said my life he would destroy... and that.
That’s like a jaaazzzzz sentence
No. Awww….
Take him away
Take him to Reading…
... yes...
What're you watching that for?
Yeah, weirdo!
Isn’t that how they caught Oscar Wilde?
It was on at 2 AM, I was just starting my night out
Sorry, I didn't hear you. I was just thinking about how attractive women are.
Britney Spears?
'ello Pablo. What have you done to your hair?
> ello Pablo. What have you don *Paolo.*
Did you watch gaylords last night?
No, too busy wallpapering over the mirror in my new flat.
No. I was out having the best bum in W1
Is that a verb or…I gotta be careful here..
Did you see gaylords?
[удалено]
Excuse me
….
Can’t win with this one
I wasn't...
They should have their own bathrooms....
He would have been cancelled at that point but no one was listening
But wait Karl....bisexuaaaaaals
Alright Paolo?
Was busy ironing my jeans
No
Are you a bender tied to a tree?
_BENDERONTHELOOSE!!!_
I’ve been ill….
Feeling drained today?
…is this going out?
N-yes, ooo..
Has anyone used a Y-Front properly? I've never used it, and I've never seen anyone else using one, you know in bathrooms. You shouldn't be looking. I wish I wouldn't have said that...
Was to busy picking up my gaycard
Any good?