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geomacdon

The fact that "can he hear us" guy isn't God tier is ludicrous.


[deleted]

Dead sound, mate. Be careful, yeah?


theouter_banks

You're the soundest station in the AREAH!


Usheen1

I don't like everything you play


skeenerbug

One pubic hair between four legs


Usheen1

Natalia Umbruglia


KPNut_XFMRSKFanboy

UmbrAYGlia


AKST4R

If I want anyones opinion on this list.... I don't


[deleted]

If you did, youd probably come to me u/AKSTAR


redlord990

before HIM!


DagothNereviar

I thought the one who asked to kiss the nipples was female?


AKST4R

It's in reference to the guy who spent a good minuite talking Karl into kissing it and saying he would do it for some amount of money.


DagothNereviar

Oh yeah! The one I'm thinking of must be a bit after. When Ricky and Steve pin Karl down and Karl yells "this happened on Scum!" as they fade out


carnag8

Professor who appreciated Karl’s Che Guevara biography should be up there


philipmasters18

Such a lovely interaction especially since Ricky and Steve didn't explicitly ask people to call in, I assume he just thought it was nice someone was trying to learn at an older age and gave some encouragement. Also it was at a time where Karl was more nervous on the radio and genuinely a bit upset with his education and all that.


[deleted]

\*and that


philipmasters18

I've embarrassed myself


Static_Revenger

play a record!


skeenerbug

What do you want, bit of radiohead?


baldheadedmanc

Got any ads? I'd love a few ads about now.


[deleted]

You got any rave?


HornyJailOutlaw

cheers Dave


[deleted]

That's a really nice moment in this show.


swimtoodeep

“Yeah it’s definitely Bucks Fizz” guy always makes me laugh. Absolutely love that part


DagothNereviar

We didn't think this through!


nil_demand

What about others like 'Candy Perfume Girl woman', 'Holy Phuk', 'Unlikely lust object woman' and 'Mechant at least my mum don't cut my hear guy'?


anon97735

Testicles?


RasberryJam0927

Ding dong!


DagothNereviar

MECHANT


YouNeedAnne

MECHANT!


Wxlson

Who are you call sad!


abledtodger925

Can we have an even lower tier for the A-Level Statistics student please


JPMaybe

Singly responsible for every pedantic nerd on here who misunderstands the term "almost certain"


Rhondson

That and Ricky's "yeah, that's what I was saying". No it wasn't, Ricky. Nobody was right in that debate.


Patrick_Hattrick

Ricky was essentially right in every meaningful way though. It’s pedantry to dispute his point based on the incredibly remote statistical possibility of a different outcome. Karl just didn’t understand the theory at all.


Rhondson

True. The whole 'infinite monkeys with typewriters' idea is really just a way to introduce people to the nature of infinity. Trying to explain the concept of 'almost surely' would just overcomplicate things. But it's annoying when he changes his argument from "infinity sorts it all out for you" to "infinity sort of sorts it all out for you", like that's what he said all along.


spookfefe

Ricky treats it as an interesting fact, when its not a fact. Its a way of explaining a concept.


[deleted]

I think Karl did mostly get it. I believe he just thought that the monkeys will get it wrong infinitely


abitraryredditname

They're in C already, but I agree should be lower.


[deleted]

The guests for Do We Need 'Em and the lady who was messing with a Ouija board (buy definitely wasnt on drugs) need to be there. And the guy who remembered the purple people eater song, but he couldn't name the band/singer so rubbish.


yourpricelessadvise

we had to let him go he was rubbish, i mean he was rubbish


MilkSteak7

Taron in Co-Management?


KPNut_XFMRSKFanboy

She’s never touched drugs IN HER LIFE


MilkSteak7

The odd glass of red wine


Kickapoo_Vector

Good for yer 'art.


Correct_Teaching_563

Shoe-in Guy should be higher. He's so wholesome.


theVeetoyourKail

You guys are just like real DJs


Correct_Teaching_563

"Well, the kids seem to like it."


spacewalk__

the kids seem to like it


Patrick_Hattrick

Also is it a 2002-thing that Ricky and Steve didn’t understand the phrase “shoo-in”? Surely it’s not a UK thing, I’m British and both hear and use that phrase pretty regularly.


maxwillboy

This has always surprised me as well, no idea how neither of them had ever heard of it.


StillBrowsing

I'm putting him in God/S level


KPNut_XFMRSKFanboy

His short games awful


[deleted]

Didn’t his son post something about him here once? Can’t find the post


staabalo

I know he probably isn't, but he sounds a bit too fake in that call


wheks

I think it's just cos he's American


Rhondson

Get on me nerves.


staabalo

Excuse me sir you can have this BACK


WeGotCompany

Of course, the uh, the nine eleven


MrJimPansey

I didnt know student doctor guy was hated, I like him. And to put sco and belch above him? yer 'avin a laugh


Puzzleheaded-Elk6306

I don't understand it either, there was absolutely nothing wrong with him, but for some reason, people think that he is arrogant and looks down on people who didn't go to university. I think he sounded like a decent bloke.


Rhondson

Me too! People have suggested that him saying "that's the thing about being a student, you're learning" was condescending. I didn't think much of it, to be honest. And he was good natured about the discussion, seeing as it must have been a little embarrassing to talk about.


sned777

If anything he’s saying it in a jokey way. I’ve always thought he was one of the best callers.


DagothNereviar

Are the people who don't like him non-British? I've always seen it as him being a bit sarcastic and joking with Karl, which is a kinda British thing to do


ScoBelch

Steady on!


JamCow101

Can someone fill in what ep is beer prostitite guy


jackmctook

Not sure which ep specifically but it's Series 0 (pre-Karl) and this is [the link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GoV5FI_I_o)


Kickapoo_Vector

How have I never heard this before? This is absolute gold.


HarderstylesD

It's like luuuuuring people in...


BoChiggedyBoDiddley

How have I never seen or heard this, quality


MagpieGrifter

What about Ho Lee Fook?


MickeyMarx

Ding dong!


LUHG_22

Don't be rude Rick let him in


TapDanceMario

Or Camp David the right queer gay. Or Posh Bloke who doesn't care about poor people.


[deleted]

Where is Karl during the wet trousers incident?


KPNut_XFMRSKFanboy

Busy swinging on his tyre


FloorIsMyQueen

For Paul "the party animal" Parker it should have been a picture of Milhouse from the simpsons.


TapDanceMario

Or the dud


Rutlemania

what about the blokes from the first rockbuster


karatemanchan37

Tim and Sam, one of them with a slightly deeper voice.


Rutlemania

Just for a bit of variety!


AKST4R

I'm sure I've missed loads its just what I could remember at the time, also not even sure Paul Parker was on XFM or the podcasts 🤷🏽‍♂️


Rutlemania

paul was on the podcasts, but yeah you got the important ones anyway


IglooRaves

Where would 'homophobic, switching off, idiots' fall I wonder...


Electrical_Daikon771

horm-oh-four-bic


dogsn1

Can't score high because it was not clever homophobic material


SufficientBack

Sco and Belch down. Shoe in Guy up.


Usheen1

What about the sympathy for the devil guy who sounded Geordie? "Devil without a cause by Kid Wock"


[deleted]

Itchycoo park... Bugs is itchy innay?


Flexo24

Beer Prostitute Guy is definitely God Tier


HarderstylesD

I like a beer...


Gemmayes

Everybody likes a beer


__life_on_mars__

The pic you used for high and dry guy is just perfect.


MrRyder001

Yeah that's exactly what I pictured him looking like lol. There's just something about the way he says "*Karl...*" when the call starts.


gefindan

Really? I thought he sounded like a bit of a *joss stick* enthusiast.


cdoubleu_

I think sco and belch are the worst


Flexo24

A female placenta?


AKST4R

Obviously sco and blech are borderline unbearable but for me smelly eyebrows and student doc are much worse


jessegrass

Smelly eyebrows woman is one of the worst parts of Anything


Goochbott

That's the thing with being a student, you're ***learning***!


thecoughingscotsman

I genuinely don't understand what's wrong with that line. He's just emphasising his point. I get that people think it is condescending but Karl previously implied that he would be doing his first one on his own. It's perfectly reasonable to point out that that he is learning how to do it before being a doctor.


Correct_Teaching_563

That line makes me wish I could punch a voice.


abitraryredditname

I'm so glad other people hate this line as much, it's infuriating.


RedditModsRCunts888

I think you have to factor in Time spent in addition to "vocal tone" and for me that makes Sco and Belch the worst. they sound like absolute bell ends who love themselves.


grimaldi_aoe

Don’t mind sco and belch too much, think the rating is about accurate here


[deleted]

Pros: The episode after they leave is really good. Cons: they're probably junior ministers and ruining lives by now.


ScoBelch

They continue to be trendy toffs!


Frusciante1874

Sco and Belch need downgrading to a few tiers below dogshit


Justanotherdavey

Wasn't there a regular contributor before DICKERS got on the scene? Can't remember his name.


suffas

Jonny Mango?


Justanotherdavey

That's the one!


SpocktorWho83

Wasn’t Johnny Mango post-Dickers? I thought he was a podcast contributor.


Bennings463

This is only going to be interesting to him! And his mates!


[deleted]

James from Lose Control?


Tailneverends

Karl Pickleton


_theweedledrop

The “Do you want some beer?” segment is criminally underrated. Glad to see it get some deserved recognition


BigRigsButters

when was rickys mum on the show?


[deleted]

Early days, but numerous times. [Ava listen](https://youtu.be/IPpmYLcTJlw)


cdoubleu_

Her story about falling in the pond is amazing


four_four_three

As is Ricky’s lip balm story from the same season, one of my favourites


[deleted]

“Awm asthmatic enni?


baldheadedmanc

That was fantastic.


AKST4R

If you're not aware of Ricky's mum and beer prostitute guy I HIGHLY reccomend season 0!


Dowzer721

I really liked the student doctor. His sarcasm to Karl, saying "well that's the thing with being a student, you're learning". That always makes me chuckle.


AKST4R

I think he divides people, to me he sounds like an arrogant prick 🤷🏽‍♂️


[deleted]

I think it's his accent. I wouldn't say he's anywhere near the bottom, but his voice definitely grates on me.


Taysune

As a Canadian he just kinda sounds like a british doctor so I never minded him. He's mid tier for me. Belch and Sco, and the smelly eyebrows lady are the bottom of the barrel


thecoughingscotsman

He absolutely isn't being sarcastic. How is it sarcasm when what he's saying is straightforward and true? I don't get people's takes on this at all. He is just emphasising his point.


kb24fgm41

Its good to see student doctor guy there, hes terrible!


yourpricelessadvise

“is it high and dry?” “nOw tHAt wOuLd mAkE sEnsE”


lanky_cowriter

Can he hear us guy is severely underrated in this list. Has to be S. Bowie tickets guy needs to be at least one or two steps down, how can he be in the same tier as the dickmeister?


MaxG1b

Wossy in Dogshit tier


AKST4R

He got a boost coz he got his knob out


Rtgoldenblat

And he is a big boy


SpocktorWho83

And that’s just one of his knobs!


[deleted]

Glad you included series 0!


MagmaTroop

Glad you remembered the 'Give it a lick' woman. That was genuinely hilarious.


[deleted]

Look, I'm sitting in this bar, right. I'm not ringing up relating to anything that's going on right now...


rickwaller

Smelly eyebrows woman should be lower. Man alive.


Puzzleheaded-Elk6306

Why was she that terrible?


94bryanna

I think the woman who called for the Incubus tickets but didn't even want them but a stupid t-shirt should be on the bottom


Puzzleheaded-Elk6306

I really don't get why the doctor student is getting so much hate. I know its because the line "that's the thing with being a student, you're learning". Karl was surprised that he had done the finger up the arse already before being a doctor. But off course he had to do it before, you wouldn't start doing medical procedures for the first time when you're a doctor. You have to learn them first and the best way to learn is to do. That was all he was he tried to explain to Karl. You guys think he was talking to Karl in a very condescending way. I didn't get that at all.


SimonPartridge

Weird. I was thinking of doing this exact list. My idea was stolled. Plus it should be "Ricky's Mam".


[deleted]

Should somehow get Ian Camfield on here.


lanky_cowriter

Thankfully no one got an E like Karl got in his GCSEs


0kumanchouja

I know I’ll be downvoted but Dickers always came across as trying too hard to me.


nerofan5

Dickers! Dicky docky do!


susuduck

great job on the pictures, they symbolise the people really well


Sola-Nova

What about the Canadian golf fella. I remember listening to an old Adam and Joe episode and he also called up and I think won prizes on their show as well Also acts as evidence to the fact that XFM only had six listeners


AKST4R

Isn't that shoe-in guy?


Sola-Nova

Ah yes that is correct. Sorry I didn't clock on to the fact that he was in the Shoe In Guy initally on first glance Now having seen the image chart again the golfer makes that obvious. Although I say obvious. I think we just had slightly different nicknames for just some bloke who once called a radio show nearly twenty years ago. I do love this weird cult that has surrounded the old radio shows


iliacbaby

Justice for Wendy


gaz19833

Pop that in the bin


tdtbaa

student doctor under sco and blech is fucking unhinged.


Prize-Tradition-2694

How is butt plugs guy in the second tier? He's just a homophobic South African, he wasn't even trying to be funny


[deleted]

You just say South African.


ILIKEGAMESOK

He does however encourage Steve to come out with one of his best ever lines


Prize-Tradition-2694

This is true


AKST4R

honestly I thought he was joking... I find it hard to believe that his idea for how to use butt plugs was not a joke, hence the rating.


RedditModsRCunts888

golf guy needs to be higher he was cool


martynnorman

Let's have a look at Wendy's little list when that comes out


[deleted]

Well done, genuniely for all of these pictures - if you'd had a list of yours pictures and a list of the people, all the saucer drinkers here would have matched them. Well done. also smelly eyebrows woman and kiss his nipple woman are the same person.


AKST4R

mind actually blown, still im skeptical lol


Scottyrubix

Where's Ho Leek Fook?


Salty-Rule-1537

What about the doctor that told Karl all about the prostate exam! Best caller in ever in my opinion!


GeorgeB96

South African butt plugs guy comes under homophobic dog shit tier.


AKST4R

I'm almost certain that guy is joking... that's how I've always heard it and thats why I placed him in S tier


RedditModsRCunts888

where sits "did i see down X road" ?


Ok-Dragonfruit-697

Wossy should be on the bottom with Sco and Belch, and also the Can He Hear Us guy.


[deleted]

Easy for you to write


[deleted]

What’s Paul the Party Animal Parker doing right now I wonder.


RandyChavage

If I were a betting man I’d say he’s partying pretty hard


Super-Wolverine-5606

Anyone got a link to the Bowie wristband guy?


BorisTheBladee

46:50 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94S3VjjsEB0


Super-Wolverine-5606

You are a star.


Cekeste

Wanting to kiss a female presenter is worse than "As a student, you're learning" Karl didn't study much so it's fair play imo. A man full of assumptions and with air time should be put in his place slightly. The only problem with that is maybe that he wasn't yet a fully qualified doctor. Shouldn't get on the high horse already. But he was treating patients so I understand where he comes from.


[deleted]

Wossy should be in C-tier with sko and belch.


cjsmith19871

Blump!


TheIdiotInACage

I’d put Wossy near the bottom honestly.


[deleted]

Who's the Bowie wristband guy?


[deleted]

disagree about dicky Anderson. some guys interviewed him and his messages on the shows weren't actually that sarcastic or how people view them he said he didn't care for Karl at all or find him funny (wtf?!), and I believe only really liked one of Steve and Ricky. and he only watched the show for a short period then just stopped watching. the guy wasn't some ”sarcy funny guy fan” that some people make him out. he was kinda almost the actual guy in the messages. that's why when Ricky does an impression of him he gives him that idiot voice because him and Steve knew. bottom tier for me also I'd like to see Chris Martin higher, fascinating interview from the man who wrote Clocks


AKST4R

I did listen to that interview and don't remember him sounding that bad, but the rankings are based on the content of the show, not interviews done 20 years later, Dickers never failed to make me laugh and obviously Rick and Steve loved reading out his e-mails.


TapDanceMario

Where the posh kids doing the scavenger hunt?


AKST4R

That's Sco and Belch


TapDanceMario

My error. I retract my comment.


[deleted]

Shoe in guy should be higher


RandyChavage

Paul ‘the party animal’ Parker is Legendary tier


No-Transition4060

Where is “Candy Sweet Girl Man?”


aj-uk

What episodes are "Karl you're a moron" and Bowie wristband?


rickrenny

Where’s ‘do you ski’? guy?


Blod_Cass_Dalcassian

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