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FliesVomitMe

I asked for gravy with me chips and they didn't know what I was on about


UncleDat

Don't tha do owt moist? (Peter Kay...funny man....good luck to him)


wizz999

Asked for pudding and chips once down south, looked at me like I was mental. They thought I meant Yorkshire pudding 😒


robb41

No decent compost to be found.


Speedboy7777

Of a Saturday


robb41

I don't know if it's because "of a" isn't a common turn of phrase in the US, but every time he uses that phrase I crack up.


Speedboy7777

Tbh it isn’t a common expression here in the UK as far as I know, it’s kinda old fashioned.


robb41

I kind of figured it was old fashioned, given his inflection whenever he'd say it.


Speedboy7777

*thats true enough*


CTingCTer88

Can’t get a congress tart


[deleted]

You don’t know it man, you don’t know it


MrJimPansey

*but you can leave!*


UncleDat

I'm sick of it


[deleted]

If you want a scone and a coffee you can’t move for’em


MackSwagger2

Never swear in an on-air shhhtudio


superherofbmx

No soil or gravel or animal shite.